Chapter 2: The Petition
"Huh?" Chen Dong's face was stunned, and he pretended to be angry: "Are you sure you want me to fix you and not help me escape?" ”
Li Haojie was stunned for a moment, and suddenly struggled a little, Chen Dong didn't look at it as his brother-in-law, but he was ruthless, looking at his usual gentle and harmless appearance, but he was a whole person, but one after another.
However, if you help him, Aunt Mei's side .........
No, Aunt Mei is more terrifying than Chen Dong.
Li Haojie made up his mind, no matter what, he would not provoke Chen Dong's mother Xiang Mei, this is a terrifying existence, from childhood to adulthood, Aunt Mei's education methods are like a thorn, deeply rooted in his heart, no, it is in the hearts of all the children in Jinshawan.
Just look at Chen Dong's whole appearance, you can know that this must be Aunt Mei's inheritance.
Li Haojie's changed face so that he knew Li Haojie's answer.
Damn it, Li Haojie didn't help him, so it's no wonder he did.
Chen Dong sneered at Li Haojie, and looked coldly at him who slowly retreated because of the fear in his eyes, he couldn't escape.
"Li Haojie, you betrayer, I'm your brother-in-law, you don't help me."
"Didn't you say you didn't like my sister? So you're not my brother-in-law, and it's up to me to help or not. ”
"Okay, the wings are stiff, wait and see."
Chen Dong approached Li Haojie step by step, and Li Haojie retreated step by step, and finally, Li Haojie had his back against the wall, and there was no way back.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, let me go."
The corners of Chen Dong's mouth hooked: "Help me deceive my mother, let me escape, and I'll let you go." ”
At the mention of Xiang Mei, Li Haojie trembled even more: "Impossible, you can kill me." ”
Li Haojie simply closed his eyes, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, it was a big deal, he knew that Chen Dong would not treat him badly, if he was seriously injured, then Chen Dong would be tortured by his sister twice.
This is also his hole card, and it is also the reason why Chen Dong and Li Muran dragged back and forth, and they have not been married together for 3 years.
Chen Dong sneered, of course he knew what Li Haojie was thinking, thinking that Li Muran, an old, ugly, and fierce woman, could crush him? No way!!!
Not to mention that Li Muran has not been married yet, even if he wants to marry, Chen Dongtong disagrees with it, and the most important thing is that Chen Dong is not afraid of her, although he can't beat her, but his momentum will never lose.
Chen Dong walked up to Li Haojie, who didn't look at him with his eyes closed, and took out a small medicine bag from his bag with his hand.
He stared at the medicine bag in his hand, as if talking to himself: "This thing is newly made by me, it's called quack, as the name suggests, it is to make your stomach croak." ”
Li Haojie secretly opened a crack and secretly stared at the unknown medicine bag in Chen Dong's hand, and seemed to smell the smell of medicine emitted by the medicine bag between his noses, which made his heart "dong dong" jump non-stop.
Of course, this subtle action did not escape Chen Dong's eyes, but he should have turned a blind eye to Li Haojie's performance, and still said to himself: "Who will experiment with this croaking for me?" If a normal person eats it, it is estimated that he will have diarrhea and vomit..."
Chen Dong approached Li Haojie and continued in a voice that the two of them could hear: "It's going to bleed, my good brother-in-law, you say, who will be my guinea pig?" ”
"Ahh
Li Haojie finally couldn't help it, pushed Chen Dong away hard, and was about to run out of the door, but was pulled by Chen Dong's backhand, his consistent style, fast lightning.
Chen Dong pinched Li Haojie's nose hard, Li Haojie couldn't get rid of it, but because he closed his mouth, there was no oxygen to go in, and his face suddenly turned red.
Finally, Li Haojie couldn't help it, opened his mouth and breathed in oxygen.
The corners of Chen Dong's eyes lit up, and the opportunity came.
He picked up the secret elixir and stuffed it into Li Haojie's mouth, and then covered his mouth.
Li Haojie struggled whining, wanting to get rid of Chen Dong, but how could he have Chen Dong's strength.
After about a few tens of seconds, Chen Dong felt that the medicinal powder had melted in his mouth and flowed into his stomach, and Chen Dong let go of his hand.
As soon as Chen Dong let go, Li Haojie lay on the ground and clasped his throat hard, wanting to spit out the medicine in this way.
But Chen Dong made it a medicinal powder, which was different from the pills that had been used to make him, and it had long since melted in his mouth.
When Chen Dong saw this scene, he didn't pay attention to him, he had his Zhang Liang, and I had my ladder over the wall.
Li Haojie felt that his stomach was about to vomit out, and he hadn't vomited it out yet, so he was a little anxious, suddenly, he stretched out his hands to cover his buttocks, and then looked left and right, saw the place in the bathroom, and quickly ran to the bathroom, and put poison gas while running.
"Chen Laojiu, I must sue my sister and let her clean you up..."
The voice became smaller as Li Haojie entered the bathroom, and a thunderous sound followed.
"Early in the morning, what's the noise?"
On the stairs from the first floor to the second floor, a noble and luxurious lady slowly walked down, yawning as she went, apparently woken up.
Chen Dong was shocked, the moment he saw Xiang Mei, he thought that he was a soulless person, and Mu Na was standing aside.
Xiang Mei walked up to her son and saw that he didn't reply, which made her frown: "I just heard Xiaojie's voice, what about others?" ”
Chen Dong rolled his eyes and replied, "Mom, Xiaojie said that his sister asked me to eat, and I said I was going, and he said that or something disgusted me." ”
Xiang Mei was angry for a while, not angry with Li Haojie, but with his son: "How can you talk, Xiaojie is so cute, not such a person." ”
Lovely? It's a shame for a man to be said to be cute, but it's just out of it, so it's not weird.
Li Haojie, if you want to sue, then I'll come first, I hope you can withstand your brother's anger.
As soon as Xiang Mei's words fell, Li Haojie specially cooperated and scolded Chen Dong loudly: "Chen Laojiu, this is still hot for you." ”
Chen Dong couldn't help but snicker, and said seriously: "Look, Mom, I didn't lie to you." ”
Xiang Mei glanced at him angrily, stretched out her hand to hook the orchid finger, and poked Chen Dong's head with her slender jade finger: "You, look at your 4 brothers and 4 sisters, if you can be like them, then your mother will be relieved." ”
Chen Dong poked his ears, he had heard this more than a hundred times, and his ears were about to become calloused: "Mom, it's okay, wait for that guy Li Haojie to come out, you talk to him, I'll go find Li Muran for dinner." ”
Hearing Chen Dong say to go to Li Muran, Xiang Mei finally smiled, after 3 years, her son finally took the initiative for a while.
Xiang Mei watched Chen Dong about to leave his sight, and suddenly remembered something: "Son, are you short of money?" ”
Chen Dong quickly brought the door and replied, "There is no shortage." ”
Finally came out, Chen Dong finally knew how people like to hang out without anything, he was grounded by Xiang Mei for 5 days, it's time to bask in the sun and feel photosynthesis.
Chen Dong stretched his waist and made a crackling sound as his hand moved.
"Cool, so cool."
Of course, he didn't forget what he came out for!
Casually stopping a taxi, Chen Dong rushed to his destination.