So, a few days later, when the two people in the group were discussing which new game was better, Xiao Wenji made a shining debut.

He first tentatively typed a "? ”。

At this moment, he even felt that his palms were covered with sweat, and even the keyboard under his fingers was wet with this sweat and became sticky. Is the King of Cats here? Will the people in the guild find themselves appearing?

After a few seconds, nothing happened, and even the two group members who had been discussing passionately just now stopped talking.

At this moment, the little pheasant's heart was filled with a thick sense of loss, and there was no gap. However, he still cheered up and typed a text in the group.

"I've been playing a new game for the past two days, and I've been experiencing it for a few days, and I think this game is good, and it's ...... inside"

Xiao Wenji typed this paragraph of text on the keyboard, and as soon as he pressed enter to send, a moving picture also jumped into the group chat at the same time.

Cat Scum King: "Lao Tzu just went to the squatting pit, and when he heard the computer's special attention prompt, he knew that it was your dead chicken, and Lao Tzu didn't wipe anything, so he had to hit your dead chicken head first." ”

A black and white kitten, with a plate of cat food behind it, and a rooster in front of it, whenever the rooster sticks out his head to eat cat food, the cat stretches out his paws and slaps the chicken's head, so repeated GIFs.

At that moment, Xiao Wenji couldn't tell what he felt in his heart, to put it vulgarly, that feeling was even more stirring than his girlfriend who kissed the iPhone for the first time.

"GIF of a cat hitting a chicken's head, haha, second floor."

"The animated picture of the cat hitting the chicken's head, damn it, it's a step too late."

"The animated picture of the cat hitting the head of the chicken, I see the cat scum king shouting in the group for a few days."

"The animated picture of the cat hitting the chicken's head, thank you brother for recommending the game, and the reward for touching the head."

"The animated picture of the cat hitting the chicken head, that cat scum king, you go and wipe your scum, I can smell it through the screen."

……

Looking at the chicken head that was getting higher and higher, Xiao Wenji only felt that he had found a balance between a short game and a long life. As long as he keeps looking for new games and keeps recommending games to people in the guild group, can he keep playing games and be beaten by the cat scum king by the way?

At this moment, Xiao Wenji's eyes were firm, before he found a game that he could play for a lifetime, this was his goal in life.

This holiday passed quickly, and under the conditioning of the mother chicken, Xiao Wenji successfully changed from a 200-pound round ball to a 180-pound rugby ball.

What brought tears to the eyes of the chicken father and mother chicken was that because Xiao Hongji no longer played a game regularly, he would occasionally leave the computer and walk out of the room, and no longer let himself live like a 180-pound spider who couldn't do without a spider's web all the time.

Xiao Wenji returned to school, and his roommate Xiao Attack looked him up and down, and his mouth kept making a slurping sound.

"Oh, Jiyou, you don't look like you anymore, you must be in love. But you're still over the mark, so you can only take it. ”

"." Xiao Wenji turned on the computer, first hung up QQ and clicked on the group, there happened to be someone in the group complaining that domestic online games were too expensive, Xiao Wenji's small eyes lit up, and his fingers began to enter text on the keyboard quickly.

"I'll tell you, the stand-alone machine I've been playing for the past two days is really good, it's ...... in it"

"Brother Ji, didn't you tell me a few days ago that the game is good, let me play it? I'm just getting started now, why are you running to play single-player? "A guild member who had just been released by him a few days ago for an online game bubbled up.

"Ah, it's boring, just change it, this stand-alone machine is very good, this is a link to an authoritative game review......" Xiao Wenji's face did not change, and he prevaricated casually.

King of Cat Scum: "GIF of a cat hitting a chicken's head"

"GIF of a cat hitting a chicken's head"

"GIF of a cat hitting a chicken's head"

……

Xiao Wenji immediately felt that his life was a little more complete.

In this way, Xiao Wenji spent his last year in college in various games for his group friends, and then became a young charter man with honor.

Of course, the chicken father and chicken mother obviously underestimated their son. Xiao Wenji actually relied on his relationship with the major professional game review sites this year, and posted a lot of valuable evaluation articles on it, and successfully promoted himself to a game review site, although the money he earned was less than one-tenth of the rent he collected, but his main business was indeed a game reviewer.

Now it's okay, Xiao Wenji can play all kinds of games day and night in an open and honest manner, and he can make the chicken father and chicken mother speechless with a word of work needs.

Even in order to be able to play games uncontrollably, he simply moved to a small house bought for him by Daddy Chicken and lived a complete otaku life.

Of course, this also made his behavior of giving Amway various games to his group friends more logical.

But obviously, the cat scum king does not buy his dedication, as long as this pheasant dares to speak in the group, he will definitely send that GIF to hit his chicken head, and there will be a few people in the group who are watching the lively melon eating crowd at any time to follow behind and cover a few floors.

Xiao Wenji has lost a lot of weight recently, and it can be said that he has lost more than three laps of weight, making him look like a slightly fatter person. It's not because he's keeping his weight under control, he still likes to eat fried food and drink drinks. It's just that in the past six months, there has always been a tingling pain under his lower right rib. When the pain starts, I just want people to wail and roll on the ground and can't stand up, but whenever Xiao Wenji is ruthless and plans to spend his precious half a day to leave the computer and go to the hospital for a check-up, this pain will disappear strangely.

Being tormented by this difficult pain for so long, not sleeping well, and occasionally vomiting while eating, is a person who will lose weight.

And this kind of thinning made Xiao Wenji feel insecure again, and he could only eat those things that could make him fat even harder.

It wasn't until the day of Mother Chicken's birthday that Xiao Wenji returned home, and Mother Chicken and Father Chicken looked at their thin son and were shocked, so they finally escorted Xiao Wenji to the hospital.

It's not that my son is unhappy when he loses weight, but even if he loses weight, he can't lose so much weight in such a short time, even if his son's sudden weight loss is not because he is sick, such a weight loss method will make him sick.

"Muddy gallstones," the doctor said with a blank face, looking at the B-ultrasound list, "just do a minor operation and remove the gallbladder." ”

"What? Organ removal? The mother chicken on the side immediately screamed, and the whole person was about to faint.

"It's said that it's a minor operation, don't be so excited, it's like appendicitis, just cut it off." The doctor continued to say with a blank face, "Now there are more and more young people with this disease, eating irregularly, not liking breakfast, and losing weight indiscriminately. We have several of these surgeries done every day. ”

Mother Chicken calmed down a little, looked at her son on the side, and saw that Xiao Wenji nodded, so she said to the doctor, "Then you can help us arrange surgery as soon as possible?" ”

The doctor continued to reply with a blank face, "There are too many patients, wait for a bed." See if there's a place in two weeks, and the hospital will contact you then. After saying that, he wrote a string of code-like cursive on a piece of paper that only medical staff could understand, handed it to Mother Chicken, and asked her to go to the nurse's desk in the inpatient unit to line up.

When Xiao Wenji crawled out of the hospital three weeks later, when he returned home, the first thing he did was to turn on the computer and post in the group, "Brother Ji, I'm back alive." ”

Cat Scum King: "The animated picture of the cat hitting the chicken's head, where did you die again this week." ”

"Don't mention it, I got a stomach full of gallstones, I was hospitalized for surgery, and my mother wouldn't let me look at my phone. I haven't been away from a computer for so long. ”

"Ah, gallstones, removed?"

"yes, I took it off."

"But ......"

“？”

"But doesn't the chicken have a belly of stones to help digest it? You've removed all the stones, how will you pheasant digest food in the future? The cute cat's smirk.

“……”

Because the doctor instructed that after the gallbladder was removed, he could only eat light food, plus Xiao Wenji had to vomit a little bile that he had nowhere to put from time to time, and the mother chicken took him home to cook for him personally, so half a year later, Xiao Wenji finally lost weight like he did in junior high school.

"Okay, Mom, it's really inconvenient for me to live at home, and it always affects your rest. I'd better go back to live in my chicken coop, anyway, now that the common bile duct has dilated, and I've lost weight, I'll be fine with my own attention in the future. Xiao Wenji said to the mother chicken very sincerely.

"Okay then, but you must stop eating that junk food, you hurry up and find a girlfriend to marry, and you can cook your own fire." Mother Chicken still looked at Xiao Wenji with a worried face.

"Come on, Mom, how many girls can cook now, if you really find someone who can cook, aren't you afraid that she will make me a chicken pot?" Xiao Wenji waved his hand and walked out of the house in the worried eyes of the mother chicken.

Then, one day, after he had been playing games all night, he suddenly came to a path covered in fog.