That day, the brothers in the dormitory were supposed to discuss the matter of opening a guild, but they were disturbed by a small attack, and everyone had no idea of creating a guild to play together.

Except for roommate No. 1, who was chased and killed and couldn't play anymore to change clothes, several brothers in the dormitory scattered and joined their own favorite guilds.

Xiao Wenji was lucky, although the guild he joined was not the first guild, it was also the guild with the highest number in the server. There are big guys who have played this game and passed on their experience, not to mention, everyone in the guild is very active and friendly, the guild has its own group chat, even if you don't play the game, there are always people chatting in the group, and the discussion is not just about the topic of the game. Xiao Wenji quickly integrated into the warm atmosphere of this guild.

"Little pheasant, you pit bastard, I said a copy yesterday, what about you, I thought you let people catch and eat it." In the group, a person named Cat Scum King suddenly @Little Pheasant, and at the end of this paragraph, he added a GIF of a cat showing sharp nails from the meat pad.

This person is a teammate of the little pheasants in the guild who have often played dungeons together recently.,I won't comment on the game technology first.,But this person is very coquettish in the group chat.。

As for why this person is coquettish, then ask him why there are so many cute, cute, fluffy, and colorful pictures and GIFs.

It's really strange that this man, who claims to have never had a cat, should have more than two dozen G pictures related to cats. No matter what others in the group say, this cat scum king can respond with a corresponding cat picture. Over time, this man, who didn't know what his strange name was, was recognized by everyone as the king of cat scum. After all, there is a legend circulating on the Internet that it is said that the man with many pictures of cute cats is scum, and this man is obviously the king of scum. This man simply changed his name to the cat scum king, and he was proud because of it.

Xiao Wenji, who has evolved into a little pheasant, has a natural awe of this cat scum king, after all, the total size of the seeds that the little pheasant has seen in the past twenty years is not as large as the hard disk occupied by the cat pictures of the cat scum king. This is definitely true love that transcends race and gender.

"I'm sorry, haha, there was something temporary at school yesterday, so I didn't have time to tell you." The little pheasant apologized very humbly in the group.

"You know what? Yesterday there was a beautiful girl in the team, from the guild, who said she would bring it, but your kid was absent. This sentence is followed by a GIF of a white cat elegantly lying on its side on the bed, and there are two flashing words on the picture, "About".

"Later, we formed a wild man and killed us, and it took us three times to get over." Attached is a picture of a cute cat with tears in her eyes.

"Ahaha, I promise I won't in the future, and I won't disappear suddenly." The avatar of the little pheasant jumped into the group chat after this sentence and assured the cat scum king.

"Cheng, I wrote down this, if you disappear without saying a word in the future, see if I don't knock off your chicken head." After the words of the cat scum king, it is rare not to bring a picture of the cat.

"Cheng, if I can't do it, let everyone in the group beat me on the head." The little pheasant hurriedly continued to promise sincerely.

"Found it, this picture is good" A picture of a lynx holding a pheasant in its mouth is obviously captured, and the pixels are not high. That's right, strictly speaking, the lynx is also a big cat.

"The picture is a bit scummy, I'll find out if there is a more suitable picture." Attached is a GIF of a cute cat smiling evilly.

Xiao Wenji pouted in front of the computer, I hope you will never find it. The hand typed a more sincere line on the keyboard.

"Looking forward to it, but I won't give you a chance to send a picture."

In the next junior year, Xiao Wenji really didn't give the cat scum king a chance to beat him on the head, he spent all the time he could squeeze out on games, and even saved the time to go to the cafeteria to eat, and went to the fortifier to fry the pot a few times. Every day, he eats instant noodles and fried food from the white grandfather, and drinks the whole box of drinks that his roommate brought back. So, while his game level is rising, his waist is about to catch up with his height as he joked about when he was drinking with Xiao Raid's roommate.

Sometimes, Xiao Wenji can also realize that his body will collapse if he continues like this, but after occasionally dreaming that his skinny self in junior high school was beaten by other tall boys, he will not be able to control himself, and he wants to continue to eat more things to make himself fatter and fatter. In the past, when he was in high school, it was the mother chicken who controlled his diet, and he couldn't help it, but after coming to college and having the right to choose his own food, he just wanted to make himself look bigger. Just like a small animal that swells its fur when it is frightened, only by making itself look bigger will it have more security.

Therefore, when Xiao Wenji, who was panting and climbed the stairs to the front of the house, stood at the door of the house and knocked on the door for a few minutes, and the chicken mother who looked at her son in the eyes of the cat also refused to admit that this fat man who was one meter six tall and weighed almost two hundred pounds was her son, and the chicken father, who heard that his son was coming home today and hurried home, did not hesitate to slap Xiao Wenji on the head a few times.

"Are you going to read, or are you going to eat? Eat you like this? Xiao Wenji, who was finally able to enter the house, sat on the sofa, listening to the chicken father and chicken mother taking turns bombarding him, and still thought that he would not miss the activity time in the game for a while.

Maybe it's because the world in the game is too colorful, maybe it's because he's becoming less and less flexible in the real world and has fewer activities to do, or maybe it's because in the world of the game, even if he's a spherical character with a height of 160 centimeters and a weight of 200 pounds, others will only praise him for his personality and worship him. So Xiao Wenji found that he was more and more inseparable from the game, and sometimes, he even hoped that the one in the game was the real self, and the current self was just a shell carrying the game.

"Forget it, it's rare for a chicken to go home, don't talk about it." In the end, it was the mother chicken who relented and took the lead in preventing the father of the chicken from educating her son. "Mom is going to make you something light, take care of your body at home during this time, and you will lose weight."

"Mmmm, Mom, I love everything you do, I still have something to do, so I'll go back to the room first." Xiao Wenji, who was always thinking about the night activities of the game, hurriedly coped with the chicken father and chicken mother, returned to his room, closed the door, and began to fiddle with the computer.

Mother Chicken's Love Dinner Xiao Wenji ate in front of the computer, Mother Chicken saw her son constantly busy with the computer, just sighed, silently cleaned up the empty bowl and walked out of the room, closing the door for her son.

"Old Xiao, what can my son do in the future." Mother Chicken looked sad and said to Father Chicken beside her.

Father Chicken also put down the company documents he was looking at in his hand, rubbed his eyebrows, closed his eyes, and soothed his body.

"What else can I do, let's take a step and watch one. After all, this child's height is our parents, sorry for him. And those things in junior high school, I always thought, boys, some disputes, just fight, can a few children still have an overnight feud, so I haven't let you care. Thinking about the name again, it's just a code name, and I'm not a dog who has been called for more than 20 years? But I didn't think that the current era is different from ours. Later, when I saw how normal he was in high school, I thought the kid had forgotten everything. "Father Chicken has a bitter smile on his face, and his body is full of blame for himself, if he had given him more support when this child was in junior high school, although the height of this thing can't be changed, but the son will not be as addicted to the Internet as he is now, right?

"Hey." Mother Chicken sighed again. In fact, the son said last holiday that he would not come back from his internship at school, and the chicken father and the chicken mother talked to his instructor on the phone, knowing that there was no such thing at all, but the two of them thought that the boy would always have his own ideas when he was older, so he didn't break it down. Now it seems that the two of them are really not a pair of qualified parents, they always only give their son good materially, but never give their son correct and enough care mentally.

"It's a big deal, while the house hasn't risen much now, buy two more houses for my son, even if he plays a game for a lifetime and rents out the house, it will be enough for him to live." Mother Chicken made a suggestion.

"Well, I'll think again. Why don't we find a psychiatrist to talk to him? Daddy Chicken rubbed his brow again.

Just when Father Chicken and Mother Chicken were at a loss to discuss Xiao Wenji's future, the little pheasant in the game was also talking about the future of the game with his friends in the guild.

"Alas, there are fewer and fewer people in this suit." An old member of the guild sighed.

"yes, yesterday the vice presidents were all afk" another person interfaced.

"Will it be a suit?" A player who has just joined a guild asks.

"Didn't we meet once, and this person is gone. It's strange to say, this game has been popular with foreigners for seven or eight years, and so many people still play it, why is there no one in China so soon. Another person joined the discussion.

"No way, my country's national conditions, they all like to play free games, like this point card game, there are just not as many people as free games" A guild member with a relatively unfamiliar name hit the key crux in one sentence.

"Do you have any recommendations for new games? Let's go on a group tour too. Now this ghost suit, if you want to find a savage to play a copy, you have to shout for a long time. "The one who first raised the topic, gave a proposal.

There was silence in the guild chat channel for a while. Someone just typed a sentence.

"Then the guild will be dissolved, right?"

"How come, we have a group, even if we don't play the same game in the future, we are still good brothers in a guild"

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Looking at the guild channel, everyone began to discuss which new game was fun, and Xiao Wenji in front of the computer screen suddenly became irritable.

Yes, a game is a game, there will always be a day when it comes to an end, and this time is so short compared to life. This feeling of being forcibly pulled back to reality from the dream made Xiao Wenji pull his hair fiercely, wanting to use this pain to offset the boredom rising in his heart. For the first time, Xiao Wenji took the initiative to quit the game and shut down the computer when the evening activity was not over.

When the green little bean that he had watched for a year and a half disappeared from the screen, he felt empty in his heart, and this feeling made him feel more painful than when he fell out of love.

It would be nice if there was a game that I could play for the rest of my life.

The pheasant lost contact and went offline in the middle of an evening event, never logging into the game again.

In the group, the atmosphere of the cat scum king has been @ little pheasant for several days, and the little pheasants are all pretending to be dead, although QQ is online, but they just don't reply.

Xiao Wenji watched the cat scum king angrily shouting in the group chat to break his chicken head, Xiao Wenji's heart was a little moved. While looking for new games with high ratings in major game forums, he watched the words of the cat scum king in the group.

"That's the promise of the little pheasant as a man, and the person suddenly disappeared for several days, what's the matter" A GIF of a cute cat dancing in a skirt, obviously a female cat, is it mocking him for not being a man?

"Lao Tzu's picture has been prepared for him for a year, and now I'm waiting for him to come out and watch Lao Tzu blow up his chicken head." A picture of a cat fried.

"Don't forget to fight together when the time comes." Cute cat with shiny eyes and expectant GIF on her face.

"Don't worry, brother, we'll all be swaying along with your GIFs."

"Yes, everyone should pay attention to the formation when the time comes."

"Haha, I'm looking forward to it."

Xiao Wenji in front of the screen almost typed the word "I'm in", but after thinking about it, I think it's too active, isn't it? It's better to wait for him to find an appropriate time, find a lofty reason for his disappearance, and then appear coldly, and then be beaten by the whole group in a chic manner.

I don't know what kind of GIF it is, Xiao Wenji even began to imagine what the GIF looked like in his mind.