The Big League of Foodies
If it is delayed for a second, maybe Xiao Baoshi can only give the order to fire, whether this fire is useful or useless, something must be done - the fat man can stay because he believes in Xiao Baoshi, but he can't always ask the fat man to be angry, even the unborn children and wives are also filled, right?
Fortunately, Xiao Baoshi soon saw the red cloak.
Why is this small Celestial reconnaissance ship so fast?
The answer is simple, because the Kryptonian sergeant is pushing hard in the back.
"Is there anything more? Fuck, the fat man was so scared that he lost a few pounds! The fat man held his big belly and thundered on the bridge.
"Sir, give me that junior brain." Kryptonian Sergeant said this to Xiao Baoshi after re-entering the Blade-class battleship. The primary intellectual brain he refers to is cute.
As for the Heavenly Reconnaissance Ship, after connecting to the docking dock of the Shangfengya-class battleship, naturally there were boarding troops entering.
Anyway, Xiao Baoshi still regards Silly Meng as a teammate, and he usually tears it up, but he wants to hand it over for no reason, so he subconsciously refused: "Why?" ”
The Kryptonian sergeant pointed in the direction he had just come: "I found out that the fleet was chasing this reconnaissance ship, so I just got it back to see what it was worth, but with it, it was the fleet that would accelerate towards the direction where we were." ”
"Didn't you say that you could take on the entire fleet on your own?" Xiao Baoshi asked puzzled.
"By the way, you say, Toy Fleet! Aren't you awesome? Why don't you go to heaven? ”
The Kryptonian sergeant was not embarrassed at all: "But I'm a Kryptonite. Also, sir, I'm in heaven. ”
"So?"
"I'm a Kryptonian, I'm lazy."
Xiao Baoshi looked at the Kryptonian sergeant for a long time, and sighed: "If I can't beat you, I must beat you first." ”
"What do you want to be cute?"
The Kryptonian sergeant made a humanized gesture, he spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders: "The wisdom brain can scourge the entire Kryptonian civilization, let it scourge that toy fleet, it won't be too much of a problem." ”
"Without my permission, you are not allowed to link all communication chains under my jurisdiction!" After getting the guidance of the Kryptonian sergeant, Xiao Baoshi now has a good idea of how to use the smart brain, so that he will not dare to take it out if he has to turn off all wireless link systems.
"Where is the trust between people?" Silly seems to be getting more and more human.
"You're not human!" The fat man jumped over and yelled at the dumb man.
But Silly Meng immediately fought back sharply: "Your wife is not a person, your children are not a person, and your family is not a person except for you!" ”
Xiao Baoshi stretched out his hand and knocked on the Kryptonian doll: "It's almost fine, the fat man will smash your last backup in a while, I can't help you." ”
Silly Meng looked very familiar: "You are the captain, you have the final say." ”
It even added: "The fat man didn't take you as the captain, he didn't stop talking to you, you see he was still glaring at me!" ”
Xiao Baoshi looked at the Kryptonian sergeant sympathetically: "Is the demise of the Kryptonian civilization because he was killed by Zhi Brain?" ”
The fat man also came over, pointed at the cute and scolded, "You wait!" ”
"You bite me!" Silly is not afraid of him at all.
"Hey, I'm not afraid to tell you, the fat man is a Chinese species!"
As soon as he got on the battleship, he didn't know where to get a plate of braised elbows, and the Kryptonian sergeant who was full of oil came over and said: "I have read the consciousness of fat people, the Chinese race can eat anything, cut off the lungs of a couple to cook."
Cook the child for food; Chop up your wife and make it into a kind of food called bread......"
"I have only one request." Xiao Baoshi pointed at the Kryptonian sergeant and interrupted him.
"Can you not use the image of Superman in our consciousness to hold the braised elbow and gnaw it?"
The fat man and the cute are desperately echoing, this picture is so beautiful, it is really unbearable.
Finally stopped, Xiao Baoshi put the cute in his hand: "Go, Bikachu, bring me back the experience points!" ”
"I'm not Bikachu! I'm a great Kryptonian! "Cute and angry protest.
It was then quickly handed over to the Kryptonian Sergeant, stained with braised elbow oil.
"Sir, can you give me another supplement?" When the Kryptonian sergeant left the battleship, he asked pitifully at Xiao Baoshi.
"Yes!" Xiao Baoshi naturally would not refuse this request that was not too excessive.
However, as soon as the Kryptonian sergeant flew into space, the fat man was not happy: "Nima's, eat, eat!" What a fucking rice bucket! ”
You must know that the cottage grunt meat made by the fat man for the Blade is in limited supply.
Fortunately, Xiao Baoshi comforted him: "The space fighter has to consume energy spars, right?" Space battleships also have to consume spars, right? By the way, once you fight, you have to consume ammunition. Right? ”
The fat man nodded.
"He doesn't have to consume spars, he doesn't have to consume ammo, he consumes braised elbows."
The fat man suddenly realized and slapped his belly: "Fuck, yes!" That's right, new energy, braised elbow is the new energy of the universe! Captain, let's go register the patent, shall we? ”
"You're already very two, so don't pretend anymore, okay? Fat man, do you think you can cover up your own two by pretending to be very two? No, if you put it on, it's not two. ”
"What is it?"
"Well."
The fat man was deeply hurt, lost his interest in ripping the skin, and depressedly went to make braised elbows.
Xiao Baoshi finally managed to focus on the ongoing war.
"Leader, in the reconnaissance ship of the Heavenly Kingdom, there is a demon from the Alpha Galaxy, he is very cooperative, after entering from the boarding force, he did not activate any defensive devices, and he did not resist when he was captured. But no matter what we say, he doesn't open his mouth at all. "This is the leading officer who invaded the reconnaissance ship, and came to report to Xiao Baoshi.
Xiao Baoshi frowned, how could it be that nothing went well? But he knew that he was now the pillar of the fleet that had not collapsed, so he naturally forcibly controlled his irritability: "Don't be nervous, you did a good job, lieutenant, now, take me to see that demon man." ”
Seeing that demon person, Xiao Baoshi couldn't help but whisper in his native language: "What kind of ghost painting style is this?" ”
"A demon? I'm on a starship, and I've seized a demon? ”
It's really a demon, and if he wants to stand up, he has to be a demon more than four meters tall.
Whether it is from the anti-joint lower limbs of this demon person, or the horns on his head, or the red skin, they are definitely in line with Xiao Baoshi's impression, the definition of demons, if you want to be more precise, it is in line with the definition of a big demon. If there is only one thing that does not match, it is that this great demon is not in flames.
"This demon clan, should have a relatively high status in their race?" Xiao Baoshi expected the lieutenant to deny his claim.
But unfortunately, the lieutenant looked at him with admiration: "Yes, sir, this is the high demon of the demon race!" Commander, rest assured, our restraint device has suppressed the flame armor and power of the High Demon. ”
What he meant was to tell Xiao Baoshi that this big demon was safe now.
But Xiao Baoshi felt that the whole person was not good.
This time, it's not just the style of painting that is wrong.
But why, 108,000 miles from the earth...... Wrong, it should be one billion billion light-years away in the Alpha Galaxy, where the higher demons live, will fit the image of the demons in the works of art of earthlings?
An ancient man who could write poetry, philosophy, the art of war, and so on, which are still very relevant to this day;
A person in the Song Dynasty, he may be able to think out that there is a non-intelligent brain in the future to replace the daily work of human beings, whether he calls this non-intelligent life a sword spirit or a machine spirit, it has a certain sense of connection with the computer;
But a man from the Ming Dynasty must not draw or describe a 100-4-key keyboard and make it conform to the characteristics of modern computer keyboards.
Why is it that in the various literary and artistic works of the earth, the image of the great demon is almost 100% the same as the demon people who are impossible for the earthlings to see? This is not scientific!
"Have you ever been to Earth? Has anyone in your race ever been to Earth? Xiao Baoshi asked anxiously to the great demon who was bound in the chair.
The other party still didn't speak.
Obviously, Xiao Baoshi does not think that he will do a better job than professionals in interrogation.
But he is very suspicious, in the demon race, has anyone been to the earth? If his conjecture is correct, then maybe he can get the coordinates of the earth from the demons!
So he had to make the big demon speak.
"Let's see who can spend whom!" Xiao Baoshi made up his mind.
And he activated his personal terminal and said to the fat man, "Get me something to eat." ”
"Get out! Brother is a doctor! Surgeon in a tertiary hospital! Bhabhi is not a chef! The fat man was furious.
was ridiculed by Xiao Baoshi for adding two to two, and became a "well", which seemed to hurt the fat man very much.
"Fat man, I'm really hungry." Xiao Baoshi had to persuade him with good words.
"You're not going to eat the fleet!"
"That's not delicious, I'm a good young man in a foodie country, I have dignity!"
"Starve you to death, brother usurped the throne as a captain!" The fat man cursed hatefully, and then turned off his personal terminal.
However, a few minutes later, a soldier still brought a plate of fried noodles, and it was not easy for the fat man, and he could also find a crop in the interstellar that could replace wheat, although the color was gray and a little strange.
Xiao Baoshi laughed, picked up his chopsticks, stared at the big demon, and ate his first meal of the day.
"Give me a portion of this food, and I'll consider it, and provide you with the information you need."
Unexpectedly, the big demon opened his mouth for a plate of fried noodles.
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