If you're lucky
"Earth? No, I don't know about Earth. The Great Demon slurred Xiao Baoshi's question while stuffing the fried noodles into his mouth, and the latter pulled the plate of fried noodles back, ignoring the big tearful eyes of the Great Demonβreally big, bigger than a bull's eye.
Xiao Baoshi pushed the plate of fried noodles far away and looked at the big demon: "Without intelligence, there will be no food." β
"And as punishment, we'll take turns eating in front of you."
What could be more cruel in the world than not giving food to a fellow and eating in front of him?
Yes, when this guy is a foodie.
The Great Demon immediately succumbed: "No, I really don't know about Earth, I can tell you, my name is Stephen, I am a member of the High Demon Clan of the Alpha Galaxy, if you want, my family will pay you a ransom, you will definitely be satisfied with this!" β
Xiao Baoshi didn't return the plate of fried noodles to the big demon: "No, this is not the information I want, for example, if I give you a bunch of stones, it is definitely not the food you want." β
The Great Demon wilted, and he looked at the plate of fried noodles, meditating, but he never found anything related to the earth.
"Maybe in the demons, we don't call it the earth, you give me an interstellar coordinates......" He even put forward such a statement, it seems that the temptation of this speculation in the face of him is extraordinary.
Xiao Baoshi listened and wanted to scold, this is to know the interstellar coordinates, what else to ask?
After thinking for a while, Xiao Baoshi reluctantly changed the question: "Why do you want to get this plate of food?" β
"I remember it!" Unexpectedly, on this issue, the big demon gave Xiao Baoshi a surprise.
"When I was a hundred-year-old baby, my grandfather participated in a research event organized by Kryptonians and two-headed stars."
Xiao Baoshi was stunned again, although he already knew that the life span of the race that entered the interstellar world was not comparable to that of humans, but the hundred-year-old baby still made Xiao Baoshi feel speechless.
"He went back to the Alpha system and brought back a box with such food, and it was a gift for us. I shared that gift with my siblings at the time. It was the best gift I've ever received in thousands of years, and even after thousands of years, I still remember the taste......"
I don't know if it's a memory of his grandfather, or if it's really a taste of fried noodles that has really remained in his heart for thousands of years.
In short, the big demon looks like he's about to cry.
Xiao Baoshi hurriedly spoke: "Stop!" Please, you four-meter-tall big demon, don't cry, okay? This style of painting is so weird! β
"Are you sure you ate chow mein thousands of years ago?"
The Great Demon nodded desperately.
"Fat man, something is wrong, you come here."
While speaking, he found that the Kryptonian sergeant walked in with a cute look, so Xiao Baoshi added a sentence to the personal terminal: "Remember to bring braised elbows." β
"Nima's! The big thing is that the braised elbow is done, right? Captain, you're enough! "A holographic projection of a fat man with a hideous face.
Xiao Baoshi shook his head, and while stuffing the stupid cute back into the ring, he said to the fat man: "This big demon said that he ate fried noodles thousands of years ago. β
"Did his father or grandfather bring him to him?" The Kryptonian sergeant chimed in.
Xiao Baoshi asked in surprise, "How do you know?" β
"There was a research project back then, and the demons of the Alpha Galaxy participated." The Kryptonian sergeant stared uneasily at the door, waiting for what he was expecting.
The Great Demon said excitedly to Xiao Baoshi: "Look, I didn't lie to you! β
Xiao Baoshi pushed the plate of fried noodles over, and the big demon ate it as if it were a treasure, but a plate of fried noodles, for a four-meter-tall big demon, no matter how small a bite it is, it can only be solved in a few seconds, so Xiao Baoshi saw an unbelievable scene: the big demon is licking the plate!
"Aren't you a high-level demon? How do I look at an elephant cat? β
At this time, the fat man exclaimed at the door: "Fuck, what a fucking big demon!" β
Surprised, the plate of braised elbow in his hand didn't hold it steadily, and he fell.
Xiao Baoshi only felt a gust of wind passing, and the wind was so urgent that people couldn't open their eyes, and when they opened their eyes again, they saw that the Kryptonian sergeant who was originally sitting next to him was already under the plate of braised elbows - not even a drop of juice was spilled.
"Be careful, this is my sustenance! I can sue you for destroying provisions! The Kryptonian sergeant roared angrily at the fat man.
But the visual impact that the big demon brought to the fat man has made the fat man have no time to argue with the Kryptonian sergeant.
Xiao Baoshi looked at this room of people, and felt very big, this scene was so weird.
A Kryptonian, who looked like Superman, was gnawing on a braised elbow;
A big demon who is still licking the plate of fried noodles.
And they're on a mech-technologically civilized starship.
"Stop! Come here, talk well, don't lick it, make it clear, I'll get you another plate later! Xiao Baoshi reluctantly made a promise to the Great Demon, and pulled the red cloak of the Kryptonian Sergeant and forced him to the chair.
The fat man was confused, pointed at the big demon and wanted to say something, but was immediately pressed to the chair by Xiao Baoshi: "He said that he ate fried noodles thousands of years ago, and his grandfather went to participate in the research of Kryptonians and Double-Headed Stars, and gave him a gift!" β
"Chow mein is on earth?" The fat man said disapprerovingly, he didn't expect it to be so trivial for a while, after all, he hadn't built a spiritual matrix like Xiao Baoshi.
Xiao Baoshi pointed to the Kryptonian sergeant who was still holding the braised elbow: "He confirmed that there was a research back then, and it was a demon who participated!" β
"But I didn't say it was the research location, it was on Earth!" The Kryptonian sergeant interjected as he dealt with the braised elbow.
Xiao Baoshi was anxious when he heard this, and grabbed the red cloak of the Kryptonian sergeant: "Not on Earth?" β
"Oh, it seems to be on Earth, I just said, I didn't talk about it just now, it's on Earth."
"I really feel like I can't beat you, otherwise, ......" Xiao Baoshi sighed helplessly.
The fat man finally came back to his senses at this time and asked the big demon, "What did your grandfather do in the research?" What research direction is he responsible for? Don't tell me he's in charge of being studied! β
"No, no, my grandfather is in charge of the project in the direction of social formation." The Great Demon immediately corrected the fat man's statement.
Xiao Baoshi knocked on the table: "So, sergeant, do you know the coordinates of the earth?" β
"Do you know the battle between the Yellow Emperor and You Chi?" The Kryptonian sergeant didn't lift his head, still gnawing on his braised elbow.
Xiao Baoshi nodded, this is basically something that few Chinese people don't know.
"Do you know that Xingtian cut off his head, and he still uses his milk as his eye and his navel as his mouth, and then fights? Don't be surprised, how many times have I said that? The Kryptonian sergeant pointed at the fat man, "His brain is a book for anyone to read." In fact, if it weren't for you, sir, because of your military rank, your consciousness would be about a locked diary for me - that kind of lock can only protect against gentlemen, not villains. β
"But do you know where Buzhou Mountain is? Even if you are a scholar of that period of history, can they pinpoint exactly where the Great War took place in modern times? Probably? There is nothing about interstellar travel, and if the hundredth decimal place of the coordinates is wrong, it depends on whether you are lucky or not. β
"If you're not lucky, you'll make a space jump and end up in another galaxy, or a black hole, who knows? In short, you can't get to the solar system; Of course, you can make the jump again, if you have enough resources, use the exhaustive method, and slowly push up to a hundred decimal places, but that many resources, even in the heyday of Krypton, are enough to bankrupt a richest man on Krypton. β
Xiao Baoshi held down the anxious fat man and asked the Kryptonian sergeant, "What if you're lucky?" β
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