Chapter 89: Escaping the ICU (1)
Fools who live in dreams. It's a name. Actually, the name is quite poetic, but if your friends always affectionately call you "fool" and "fool", it can be depressing.
The fool is depressed now, but this time it's not because of his name.
Remembering what happened a few days ago, he regretted it so much that he just wanted to hit the wall. If he still has a chance to go out, before he participates in the organization of activities next time, he must find someone who has the ability to divinate to show him his face, and if it is not suitable to travel, he will resolutely hide in the forum room of the floating city and not go anywhere.
Unfortunately, now he is firmly tied to a hospital bed, and all kinds of medical instruments used to measure the physical state of patients in the real world have become props that restrict his movements, and it is difficult for him to move his body, let alone hit the wall.
The fool tilted his head slightly and glanced at the doctor outside the glass wall.
The doctor, dressed in a clean white lab coat, holding a hardcover notebook in his left hand and a ballpoint pen in his right hand, was painstakingly recording the data displayed on the instruments in the ward, looking serious and professional.
Perhaps the data had been recorded, or perhaps it had felt the fool's gaze, the doctor's hand stopped recording and raised his head to look at the fool lying on the hospital bed.
When the two looked at each other, the doctor gave the fool a big smile.
This smile, how to say it. If the fool is a real seriously ill patient being treated in the real world, if the doctor does not give a smile with a mouth with a mouth cleft to the base of the ear and a mouth full of interlaced teeth and flesh-red gums, perhaps this scene can be more warm and affectionate, and become an example of a harmonious doctor-patient relationship.
The fool silently turned his head and closed his eyes.
After a while, the doctor will leave on his own, and then the room will be kept to a minimum.
The fool silently counted his remaining points, his time was running out. Now he needs to save every piece of stamina, and then seize the opportunity to finish the rest of the preparations. If nothing else, the escape operation may be today.
As he lay quietly on the bed with his eyes closed, the events of the past few days were like a movie, repeating themselves in his mind again.
It all started a few days ago.
It was really just a very ordinary, day-to-day organizational activity. As a fool who is the leader of a small group of the FFF regiment's floating city branch, he happened to be in the fatigue period between the two dungeons, and one of his abilities happened to be able to cooperate with the propaganda, so he naturally participated in this event.
The event starts when the sun rises and is scheduled to last until the moon rises. There is no difference at the beginning of the event and every time. Dozens of friends uniformly dressed in black uniforms, put on devil masks, chose a bustling intersection in the floating city, and began to distribute leaflets.
Generally speaking, as long as they don't go too far, the chengguan will not interfere in this kind of thing.
The morning went smoothly. Although their great ideas are always misunderstood by others, and the leaflets handed over are either rejected or discarded, and they will be given a white eye for free, but the friends who have been fools have received great spiritual satisfaction in the perseverance of the propaganda activities.
We are not understood, but we are heroes trying to save the world.
Behind the mask, the fool's young face was filled with a smile of satisfaction and happiness.
The turning point of events was in the afternoon.
At that time, the sun had already moved away from the overhead, and the slanting light left a shadow on the ground that gradually elongated. A player who looked ordinary, dressed in ordinary clothes, and whose appearance was blurred in the memory of a fool, came to this intersection at this moment. Not surprisingly, he was also stuffed with a flyer by one of the quick-eyed members of the team.
Rather than walking away with the same sarcasm or disgust as the other players, the man stood still and read the simple flyer in his hand with great interest, and even read the contents of the flyer in his mouth.
"Being single is justice, let couples die or something.
Don't give up hope, don't give up on treatment. Join us and let us out of this fucking game together as we are single and happy.
Are you really willing to lose your dreams, lose your freedom, and lose hope of going home for the sake of being alone......"
The man read the words on the leaflet aloud, then raised his eyebrows, made two "tsk" sounds, and looked up at the black-clad regiment member who had just given him the leaflet.
After this group member just stuffed him with a flyer, he saw that this person did not leave, so he stood beside this person with an expectant face, ready to give this player a good understanding of the FFF group teachings, and then pull this player into the gang.
Unexpectedly, before the black-clothed reunion spoke, this player first shook the flyer in his hand at him and opened his mouth first.
"Actually, I'm just curious." The player's gaze fell on the hideous devil mask of the black-clothed regiment, and a malicious smile appeared on his face, "I've always heard others say that one of my abilities is very compatible with you, and now it seems that this is really the case." ”
"What ability?" The black-clothed regiment member was stunned for a moment, and asked a question along with this person's words with a little stupidity. The other members of the group on the side noticed the conversation here, slowed down their hand movements, and pricked up their ears to focus on the two people. The fool stopped his movements and walked towards this side.
"That's it, you can test it yourself."
Before the FFF members could react, the player had already waved the flyer in his hand again, and after a "sparse" sound, a small brown particle appeared on the ground in front of him, and these fingernail-sized particles were about to exude an attractive aroma, gradually covering a large area of ground in front of him.
Then, the comedy he expected happened.
After a puff of white smoke, the black-clad member closest to him turned into a teddy. Immediately afterwards, in the successive "poof" sounds, the black-clothed men of the FFF regiment turned into various canine animals one after another.
The fool looked at De Mu beside him with a confused expression, and then looked down at his silver paws, and his mind was uncontrollably flooded with various impulses to commit 2 demolitions.
Then, the fool who was turned into a proud king husky nibbled on the dog food on the ground with his canine encyclopedia friends......
Passers-by watched in amazement as the perpetrator began to bend over and laugh, almost bursting tears from his eyes.
"Haha, what's the matter, I'm here, my 'single Wang's meal' is interesting, right?" The man laughed straight and slapped back and forth on his thigh, and his words were staccato.
After laughing for about a minute, the man straightened up and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers. At this time, the expiration of the ability ended, and there were bursts of white smoke, and in the continuous "poof" sound, the dogs eating dog food all over the ground turned back into people in black with dark faces. Of course, they all wore devil masks, and their faces were as black as the bottom of a pot, and others couldn't see them.
"A good meal for single Wang
Ah, as a poor single Wang, he is always inadvertently sprinkled with handfuls of dog food. If being sprinkled with dog food is a nightmare that I can't avoid, then I only have one small wish, just make this dog food delicious, a little more delicious.
Ability Effect: Can forcibly turn an enemy into a pet dog and throw a certain amount of dog food in front of you. Until the food is consumed, the dogs cannot attack and be immune from all damage. After all, eating dog food is a sacred thing and should not be interrupted. The duration of the ability is related to the speed at which the dog eats the dog food, and the speed at which the dog eats the dog food is related to how delicious the dog food is. Please note that it is not excluded that there is a certain dog who wants to lose weight or is a picky eater~
Activation conditions: It is said that it is a good meal for single dogs, and enemies who are not single should not want to become dogs. Moreover, the owner of the ability must be in a relationship that makes the onlookers feel sticky and highly uncomfortable. ”