Chapter 20: The Psychic Master
I also said that Wang Er Mazi suddenly came to me with a witch and was a little strange, but I didn't expect this to be the case.
If you think about it this way, everything makes sense.
The witch and I are a complementary combination. I can see the demon spirits on the monsters, but I can't kill the demons, and I don't have the corresponding abilities.
And the witch is just the opposite of me, the witch has the ability to eliminate demons, only by knowing the location of the demon spirit, can destroy the monster like the son of heaven. But she couldn't see the spirit on the youkai.
This personal task seems worth taking - if I can actually see the words of the wraiths.
After pondering for a moment, I shook my head, looked at Sister Lan and said, "I'm sorry, I think I may not be able to take this job, Mazi, do you have any other work on your hands?" ”
Wang Er Mazi nodded, and said: "Yes, yes, but the price is not as high as this, it's not that I said Brother Jun, I actually think this job is quite interesting, why don't you take it?" ”
Sister Lan looked at me, obviously showing a look of contempt, and said, "I said pockmarked face, you didn't get me a fake and shoddy product, right?" Now that you're going to sharpen your gun, you'll play with me to retreat, okay, you. ”
Wang Er Mazi said with a wry smile: "Sister Lan, look at what you said, I don't dare to lie to anyone, my brother Jun is really the descendant of the underground burial master, if you believe it, you can inquire in this Qingyun Town, almost every household knows about it, and because of this, my brother Jun can't even get married now......
"If you have a mouth, you'll talk about it, right?" I glared at Wang Er Mazi and said unhappily. This kid is too bad at this point, his mouth is too big, and he can't hide secrets in his heart at all.
If you hope that something can spread throughout Qingyun Town within half a day, then tell Wang Er Mazi that the efficiency is only high.
Sister Lan's eyes lit up, and she said with a very interested look: "Oh, it seems that there is a very interesting little story in it?" ”
I waved my hand and said gloomily, "Forget it, it's unlucky, it's boring." ”
Sister Lan laughed very unconscionably, patted me on the shoulder very happily and said, "That's better, if you have anything unhappy, please say it and make me happy." You kid, why don't you know how to share? ”
I gritted my teeth and said, "Share a fart, I haven't punched you in the face right now, even if I'm a gentleman, okay?" ”
Sister Lan cut off and said, "Do you think you will be my opponent when you really fight?" Am I a black belt in taekwondo? ”
"Hmph, what's the big deal, I'm also a black belt."
"What kind of black belt are you? As long as you're still a black belt, brag about it. Sister Lan chuckled, obviously not believing me.
"Is it okay if my belt is a black belt?" I was unconvinced.
"Pockface, he's so boring." Sister Lan stared at me with her chin in her hands, and said boredly.
"Then why don't I tell you something funny and have fun, Sister Lan?"
"Okay, okay, anyway, I've come for nothing, so I have to gain a little bit anyway."
Wang Er Mazi coughed, and then shook his head and said: "If you want to say that this is in the past, there is a descendant of a ground burial master in Qingyun Town, but because of bad luck, a mother-in-law who fell in the eyes of money was put on the stall, and her girlfriend who loved each other couldn't enter the palace of marriage for a long time......"
Sister Lan glanced at me with a smiling expression, and then said, "Pockmarked face, pockmarked face, what's the name of this poor little guy?" ”
Wang Er Mazi pondered for a moment, and then proposed: "How about calling Zhang Dashuai?" ”
"Hahaha......"
"You might as well use my name! Okay, you Wang Er Mazi, I told you to shut up and tell me! "I'm so angry that I'm going to kick this kid in the ass when I go up.
"Hehe, Brother Jun, don't be angry, I didn't see that you were in a bad mood, so I liven up the atmosphere, and Sister Lan is actually very easy to get along with, you will understand what it means if you get along with her for a while."
Wang Er Mazi, this guy hates it, but his eyes are still fast.
After getting along with me for so long, he seems to have seen that I am a little afraid of Sister Lan - but I refuse this private job, in fact, it is not because of Sister Lan.
"It's not like that." I shook my head, and the thought of the demon made my head feel a little bigger.
"What's going on, Brother Jun, just tell me, really, it's hard to see an experienced demon slayer like Sister Lan in our small place. I think it's good to ask her if you have any questions. ”
When Sister Lan heard Wang Er Mazi say this, she also raised her head proudly, and shouted triumphantly: "That's it!" I don't know my prestige for a little bun like you! Which Taoist friend outside sees me, don't call me a golden woman! ”
I looked at this high-spirited woman speechlessly, and the little affection I had just had for her disappeared. I found out that this woman really didn't know anything about modesty.
It's so shameless, it's so similar to me. If two people are too similar, they will inevitably repel each other.
However, Wang Er Mazi is also good, maybe ...... I should talk to this woman, maybe there will be an unexpected reward.
“…… The reason why I refuse to accept what you said about this private work of slaying demons is actually because ......"
"Because of what?"
Wang Ermazi and Sister Lan both immediately came up and stared at me a little nervously.
"It's because I can't see the spirits." I sighed and told the truth.
"What?"
"Brother Jun, I didn't hear it clearly when the wind was too strong, do you say it again?"
Seeing the bewildered looks of these two people, I had to repeat the words again.
"I said, I don't see the spirit."
"Pockmarked face! How dare you lie to me! Sister Lan immediately turned her head and glared at Wang Ermazi, grinning.
Wang Er Mazi panicked, hurriedly grabbed my hand and said, "Brother Jun, don't tease me, I've seen it with my own eyes!" And I asked the Son of Heaven before I came, and what they said was very resolute - saying that if you hadn't pointed out the location of the demon spirit, we wouldn't have been able to come back alive at that time! ”
Sister Lan also seemed to be a little puzzled when she heard Wang Er Mazi say this, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and she looked at me quietly, waiting for my answer.
I pressed my temples with a little headache and said, "I did see the demon spirit of the cat demon possessed by Juanzi...... But, tsk, how do you explain this...... Alas, Zhente Niang's eggs hurt. ”
Do you want to tell them that I had a dream? And then you saw the wraith?
However, I still haven't figured out what the dream I had meant.
At the moment, it seems that the nature of this dream is closest to a prophetic dream, but I don't even know how to have a prophetic dream.
At this time, Sister Lan, who had been watching me quietly, suddenly spoke.
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know why you found the demon spirit at the time?"
I hesitated for a moment, then said slowly, "I can't say that, I probably know what happened, but why did it turn out like that...... I can't explain why. ”
"Would you mind telling me about the situation?"
I looked up at Sister Lan and found that there was no trace of joke on her face - very solemn, and her eyes were full of seriousness, which surprised me a little.
I thought about it and felt that there was nothing I couldn't say. Wang Er Mazi has nothing to say about the relationship with me, although it is close to fox friends in nature, but it is also close enough, I believe that he can still distinguish the importance of the matter, and he will not betray me anyway.
And this woman ...... Looking at her serious appearance, I actually feel that she is trustworthy.
"Tell you...... It's fine, but I don't understand it myself right now, so you have to promise me that I can't tell anyone. ”
Sister Lan smiled and said, "Don't worry, although I like gossip, I also know the proportions of things - pockmarked face, you also remember, don't break your mouth about today's matter." ”
Wang Er Mazi said with a smile: "Don't worry, Sister Lan, I have an iron relationship with my brother Jun." ”
Watching Wang Er Mazi give a thumbs up, I couldn't help but curse in my heart. I have an iron relationship with Lao Tzu, and you still threw the evil man's private work on my head, despising you.
After sorting out my thoughts, I slowly recounted the events of the prophetic dream that day.
After saying it from beginning to end, I noticed that the atmosphere was surprisingly solemn. Of course, the main reason for this is that on the heavy-faced Sister Lan, Wang Ermazi's solemn face is purely pretended, and this kid doesn't understand bullshit.
"My trip is really not in vain......"
After a long time, Sister Lan slowly looked up at me and said this with an incredulous expression.
“? What do you mean? Sister Lan, can you make it clearer? ”
I was a little anxious, and just looking at her expression, I didn't know if what happened to me was a good thing or a bad thing.
Sister Lan nodded slightly and said, "Boy, you said that you are the descendant of the underground burial master, right?" ”
"Yes, but can you stop calling me a kid, I have a name."
"What's your name?"
"Zhang Jun! I said that when I first introduced myself! I said angrily.
"Oh, Zhang Jun, then do you know that the relationship between the underground burial master and the prophetic dream is incompatible?"
After hearing Sister Lan say this, I couldn't help but be stunned. That's a completely unexpected answer.
"I really didn't hear my grandfather and father say that the underground's burial master can have prophetic dreams......"
Sister Lan sighed and said, "It's not that I haven't heard of it, but it's impossible for the underground burial master to have a prophetic dream at all. Did you know that there is a profession called a psychic technician? ”
"Psychics?" I was a little confused, as if it was the first time I had heard of this profession.
"It's really a little dirt bun, I really can't help it, just let me be merciful and explain it to your little dirt bun. Tsk, let me tell you, that is, I, if someone else doesn't take money, they won't tell you a word......"
"Okay, okay, you have a good heart and are beautiful, can we get to the point as soon as possible?"
Sister Lan snorted and said, "Your little dirt bun is really unpleasant...... Forget it, the old lady has a lot of things to worry about you. You remember that pre-dreaming is a skill that belongs to the medium-maker, in other words, unless you are a medium-matchmaker, you can't have pre-dreaming at all. ”
After saying this, Sister Lan's gaze at me also changed, and it looked very complicated.