"The old lady touches you and sees you, shut up."

Then I was mercilessly pushed back by Sister Lan. I was very angry, but I had to admit that Sister Lan's hands were very smooth, and I was indeed a little comfortable to touch.

"The face is the appearance of broken eyebrows, but the palm of the hand is not broken...... It's weird. ”

Sister Lan rubbed her pointed chin, and then as if she had thought of something, she looked at me and said, "Hey, haven't you kid cultivated the Funeral Sutra yet?" ”

I was stunned, and then I gasped, my eyes full of astonishment - where is this woman sacred, how could she know about the funeral scriptures that have been handed down from my family?

As if she had seen through my doubts, Sister Lan showed a sly smile and said, "Why, do you think this kind of thing can be hidden from me?" Hmph, don't look at who I am...... Boy, not only do I know that you earth burial masters need to cultivate the Burial Sutra, but I also know that once you cultivate the Burial Sutra, you will suffer a curse. ”

I muttered, "That's what you say...... Why do you seem to have seen a burial master other than me......"

Sister Lan rolled her eyes and said, "You're really an authentic countryman, why, you kid think you're the only one in the world?" It's fresh, and the Underground Burial Master is a bit rarer than other demon slaying professions, but it's not to that point, okay. ”

Hearing Sister Lan say this, I felt that my brain and thinking suddenly became a little confused.

I had only mentioned it from my grandfather and father, and now I heard a strange woman suddenly talk about everything about the underground burial master, and I felt a very strange emotion in my heart.

Wang Er Mazi also added at this time: "Brother Jun, Sister Lan is not an ordinary person, she is a descendant of an authentic witch family!" ”

"Yes, unlike a cursed family like you, I am a true witch, the Chosen One."

I looked at this woman speechlessly and couldn't help but say, "It's the first time I've seen someone like you." ”

Sister Lan raised her head proudly and said, "It's normal that you haven't seen a witch in an old hat like you, don't be too inferior." ”

"No, I mean it's the first time I've seen you so shameless, did Liang Jingru give you the courage? How embarrassed are you to tell yourself that you are the chosen one...... It is estimated that the entire Qingyun Town will not be able to find a second one who is thicker than you. ”

Sister Lan's proud expression froze, and then she glared at me fiercely and said, "Short-lived boy, you tell me to pay attention!" Who are you talking about being cheeky! ”

"You're short-lived, your whole family is short-lived, I'll just say what's wrong with your cheekiness! And don't take people for fools, I know a lot about witches! ”

I also belong to the character of eating soft and not eating hard, what is the use of this woman being good-looking, she is not arrogant, and her speech is ugly, so I also replied mercilessly.

"Oh, Sister Lan, Brother Jun, don't quarrel between the two of you! You are all my dear cash cows, don't hurt your peace......"

"Shut up!" Sister Lan and I shouted angrily at Wang Er Mazi in unison.

Immediately, I stretched out my hand and pointed at Sister Lan and said, "Witches are powerful, but there is a rule that must be followed to engage in witches, do you think I don't know!" ”

Sister Lan was stunned, and then her face instantly became gloomy, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You kid...... You'd better stop me, there's an outsider here now. ”

I raised my head proudly and said, "Then I'm sorry, if you apologize to me, I won't bother with you, let's take a step back." ”

Sister Lan snorted coldly and said, "Impossible! ”

I nodded and said, "Okay, Wang Er Mazi, you listen to me, if a woman wants to be a witch, she must maintain her innocence!" ”

"Shut up!" Sister Lan seemed to be really in a hurry, and stood up directly as soon as she slapped the table, her fair cheeks flushed.

"Innocent?" Wang Er Mazi didn't react for a while, but tilted his head in confusion.

"Mazi, how old is this woman?"

"Sister Lan? Sister Lan, you should be thirty years old this year, right? ”

"Fart thirty years old! The old lady is only twenty-nine, okay! It's not my birthday yet! Sister Lan shouted at Wang Er Mazi in a bit of a collapse.

I smiled, shook my head and said, "Look, pockmark, this woman is already thirty years old...... However, it is still innocent. You say, is being a witch really amazing? ”

Wang Er Mazi looked at me and Sister Lan, who was flushed with anger, and only reacted after a long time, and his first reaction was to hold back a smile.

And I had long expected Wang Er Mazi to react like this - I know too well how lacking this kid is. What he likes to hear most is the secrets and gossip of other people's homes.

"This, this ......" Wang Er Mazi saw Sister Lan's almost murderous gaze, and hurriedly covered his face, then hung his head deeply, and his shoulders shook.

I looked at Sister Lan and said playfully, "It's okay now, but the problem is next...... A woman, at the age of thirty, forty, or even fifty, is still innocent, tsk, who said that witches are so easy to be? I actually think witches are quite pathetic. ”

"Stinky Boy...... If you shut up now, I could still take your life. ”

Sister Lan almost squeezed out such a sentence from between her teeth. And I don't really plan to continue arguing with her.

"It's just to treat others in the way of others, I have a short life, you old virgin, let's settle down."

"Stinky boy, I'll kill you! You're an old virgin, your whole family is an old virgin! ”

"Sister Lan, Sister Lan, don't be impulsive! There are still men who are good at this, and they will definitely be able to get married! ”

"Shut up with your pockmarked face! Shut up! ”

After that, I watched Wang Er Mazi desperately stop Sister Lan, and the one who was slapped by her was miserable.

"Woo...... Do you think I'm willing, it's not because my family is forced to be a broken witch, no one knows what my dream is...... Woowoo woo ......"

I watched Sister Lan arguing, and suddenly became sad, squatted on the ground and began to cry, and inexplicably felt a little guilty in my heart.

I can't actually see a woman crying, and I'm good at arguing with people, but once the other party shows this weakness, I don't know what to do.

"So, what's that...... This eldest sister, don't cry, you are so beautiful and have such a good figure, you can find a boyfriend at any time, right? ”

Wang Er Mazi and I looked at each other, he covered his red and swollen cheeks, and kept urging me to let me comfort Sister Lan, so I had to squat beside her and gently pat her shoulder.

"Fuck off, I want you to worry, woo woo woo ......"

Sister Lan slapped my hand away and continued to sobble sadly.

"Oh, then you cry slowly, and I'll pour you a glass of water."

When I was about to stand up and leave, Sister Lan suddenly grabbed my hand and put it on her shoulder again.

“…… Do you want me to continue to comfort you? ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

"I'll leave if you don't speak?"

Sister Lan had tears in her eyes, but her eyes with murderous intent shot towards me, I smiled helplessly, so I had to squat beside her and comfort her for a while.

However, after arguing with her like this, I don't think this tall woman named Sister Lan is as annoying as she was just now. Although the poisonous tongue is a bit of a poisonous tongue, it still has a cute side.

After Sister Lan's mood calmed down a bit, I made a pot of tea, and the three of them drank it slowly, and Wang Er Mazi also began to talk about the intention of this time.

"Brother Jun, the price of this private work is not low, but I recommend you to do it with Sister Lan."

I looked at Sister Lan, she glanced at me, took a sip of hot tea, and then said in a nasal voice: "You can't complete this task alone, but if you assist me, we can complete this task." ”

I looked at her and said, "But on the other hand, that means that if you don't have my help, you probably won't be able to complete this task......"

Before I finished speaking, I saw Sister Lan pouting and glancing at me hatefully. It seems that this sentence cannot be said, it will hurt her self-esteem.

But are all witches so high in self-esteem?

I shook my head, stopped thinking about it, and asked, "Can you tell me exactly what I'm going to do?" ”

"What else can you do, of course, it's to get rid of demons." After Sister Lan cried, her voice with nasal and resentful voice was inexplicably cute.

However, I almost choked on this sentence.

"Demon slayer?!"

I looked at Wang Er Mazi speechlessly, and said with some anger: "You kid doesn't have a long memory, right, did you forget that cat demon almost killed us last time?" ”

Wang Er Mazi smiled awkwardly and touched the back of his head, and hurriedly explained: "Of course I remember, but Brother Jun, this time is different!" It's Sister Lan who helps! Sister Lan has a lot of ability, and this time she will appear in our small town, also because of chance. ”

I didn't believe Wang Ermazi's words, and hummed: "In this case, wouldn't it be good for you to let her solve it by herself, so that you don't even have to share the honorarium." ”

At this time, Sister Lan also frowned and looked at me, and said, "You shouldn't be so ignorant that you can't tell the difference between a demon and a ghost, right?" ”

"Of course I can tell the difference, that's why I think this guy's brain show is funny." I pointed to Wang Ermazi and said indignantly.

"You can't get rid of this kind of thing at all, and it's even more difficult to seal it. Sister Lan, you know this. ”

Sister Lan nodded and said, "Of course, I'm not you, but I have rich experience in slaying demons and destroying demons." ”

"Then there's no need to be verbose - the monster should hide and go, leave it alone, this is the right way. Wouldn't it be wonderful to find a lonely ghost and a wild ghost to bully? ”

To be honest, I actually don't even want to encounter ghosts, after all, I'm not a serious underground burial master, just a descendant.

But if Sister Lan is willing to join me, it is not impossible to take on the work of removing ghosts - I once heard my grandfather say that witches are specialized in this, and even more professional than Taoist priests.

Hearing me say this, Sister Lan first glanced at Wang Er Mazi suspiciously, then stared at me and asked, "Wait a minute, can't you kid see the demon spirit on the monster?" ”

I was stunned and couldn't help but say, "Who told me I could see a demon spirit?" ”

Sister Lan pointed to Wang Er Mazi and said, "This kid, if he hadn't said that he knew a burial master who could see demon spirits, why would I follow him to you." ”

So that's what happened. I looked at Wang Er Mazi, who hurriedly said as if he was justifying: "Brother Jun, this is what Guan Tianzi told me." ”