Open the door!

No, open the window, hey!

Xiang Long picked at the windowsill with one hand and knocked on the window with the other, and he was now hanging on the wall as a whole person!

The room is bright, the window is dark, Xiang Long's face is attached to the glass, and his hair is messy by the night wind, it is really scary to see it coldly, not to mention that Xiang Yiming's room is still on the second floor......

Xiang Yiming's legs were still shaking until he opened the window and let Xiang Long in, and he sat down in the lazy sofa with a pled face, and Xiang Yiming complained with a pale face: "Master, why don't you go out of the door?" ”

"Didn't I ask you to talk to you first!" Xiang Long was also drunk, Xiang Yiming in the past, what he said was what he said, but now it's okay, and he dares to ask why. But isn't this the son he wants? Xiang Long told Xiang Yiming the lie he had prepared a long time ago:

"You prepare mentally, no matter what I say, don't be surprised, listen to me with peace of mind, OK? OK！ Here's the thing, I went to Central Park on Broadway tonight and happened to see your sister dancing. Your sister saw me on stage, and after the dance, she came to greet me, and I saw that she was tired, so I asked her for a cold drink......"

"Master, you asked my sister to have a cold drink?" Xiang Yiming looked at Xiang Long with a strange expression: "Are you ......?"

Xiang Long's face sank: "What do you say, I say?" ”

"You say you say ......" Xiang Yiming shrunk his neck and honestly closed his mouth to listen to the story.

"We talked about Chinatown over cold drinks, and your sister said she lived in Chinatown when she was a kid and didn't come back for a long time and wanted to come back. I walked back to Chinatown with her, and after walking around Chinatown for a while, she got tired of shopping, so she said she wanted to find a place to sit.

"I said that my home is nearby, so your sister followed me home......" Xiang Long just said this, and Xiang Yiming couldn't help but interject: "Impossible! There's no way my sister could follow......"

Xiang Long's face sank again: "What do you say, I say?" ”

"You say you say ......" Xiang Yiming shrunk his neck again, and honestly closed his mouth to listen to the story.

"You know, I smoke. But you don't know," Xiang Long made a toast: "I'm still drinking." ”

"You're not going to tell me you're still drinking, are you?" Xiang Yiming's eyes widened in disbelief:

My sister can't be so prodigal!

"No, no, no, even if you don't believe in your master, you should believe in your sister!" Xiang Long glared at Xiang Yiming: "You know that the legal drinking age in the United States is twenty-one years old, and it is impossible for me to buy wine openly, let alone put wine bottles at home openly." So I use a bottle of mineral water for liquor, but your sister thinks that the bottle of mineral water is filled with mineral water.

"So ......" Xiang Long spread his hands innocently: "She's very thirsty, so she drank a lot in one gulp." By the time she reacts, it's too late, but don't worry, she's fine. She just needs to get some sleep, and when the alcohol is over, everything will be fine.

"Listen to Mingming, all you have to do now is to cooperate with Master and help your sister get through the trick!"

"OMG!" Xiang Yiming grabbed his hair: "If my grandmother knows about this, she will definitely embroider your name, gender, birthday, and eight characters on the insole, and step on it every day!"

"If my aunt knows about this, it will be even more terrifying, she will definitely shoot you in the head with her Glock pistol, and the remaining seventeen bullets will all go into your body......"

"So you must not let your grandmother and aunt know the truth!" Xiang Long couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly pressed Xiang Yiming's shoulders with both hands, staring at his eyes and said seriously:

"Fifi and I need your help!"

Xiang Yiming was stunned for a moment and finally nodded slowly: "Okay, okay, but Master, you call her Feifei......"

"Don't dwell on such inconsequential details, okay?" The corners of Xiang Long's mouth twitched twice covertly, and when he accidentally said that he was bald, he actually found out. This little rabbit cub usually feels that his brain is missing a string, why is he a monkey spirit monkey spirit when it comes to his father......

"Okay, okay, I got it." Xiang Yiming finally compromised: "Master, what should I do?" ”

"It's easy, now you and I will jump through the window again." Xiang Long put his plan together:

"When you get to my house, you make sure your sister is okay first, and then use your phone to call home. Tell your grandmother that you were playing with your sister and a few other classmates at my house and might come back later. Later, you will call again and say that it is too late to come out of Chinatown and it is not safe, so you will sleep in my house and not come back. That should be the way to go......"

"Huh?" Xiang Yiming's face turned pale: "Jumping out of the window again?" ”

"How?" The elder who pulled to the dragon's face: "For Mary to be able to jump, for Fei Fei to not be able to jump?" ”

"Hop Hop!" Xiang Yiming hurriedly raised his hand in surrender, and then climbed up to the window tremblingly.

In the eighteen years before he and Xiang Long became friends, he never jumped through the window once.

And in just one week after he and Xiang Long became friends, he had already jumped twice.

When he sat on the grass, Xiang Yiming had a strong premonition: this will not be the last......

After arriving at Xiang Long's house, although he trusted Xiang Long very much, Xiang Yiming couldn't help but open the towel to be carefully inspected, and sure enough, Lan Yifei's clothes and pants were well dressed. Xiang Long couldn't help but slap his son on the back of the head: "Little rabbit, who do you think of Master?" ”

Xiang Yiming accompanied the smiling face, as soon as he entered the door, he smelled the strong aroma of wine, and the smell of wine on Lan Yifei's body was even heavier. Xiang Yiming sneakily pinched Lan Yifei's little face, which was regarded as revenge for being bullied by his sister, and then lightly covered the towel for Lan Yifei.

Relieved, Xiang Yiming took out his mobile phone and dialed the landline at home, and the person who answered the phone was his grandmother.

"Grandma, it's me." Xiang Yiming said cautiously, and quickly took the phone away after finishing speaking.

Sure enough, in the next second, my grandmother's Hedong lion roar came from the microphone of the mobile phone: "Xiang Yiming, your brain is watt?" If you have something in your own house, you won't go downstairs to talk about it? What to call? Don't you need money to call? You don't have to pay for the mobile phone bill, do you? Wait a minute! You're not at home, are you? Xiang Yiming! Did you jump out of the window and go out into the wild again? I didn't hit you last time, did ......"

The corners of Xiang Long's mouth twitched twice covertly, and he seemed to have returned to the horror of being dominated by his mother-in-law twenty years ago......

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