"Mom, I'm back!" A heroic policewoman stepped on the small high heels and walked in quickly, as soon as she entered the house, she kicked the high heels out with a left and right foot, and the little feet wrapped in black stockings stepped directly on the wooden floor, and rushed to the large surrounding leather sofa with a run, and then curled up on the sofa like a lazy kitten and was happily motionless, no one could have imagined that such a lazy thing would be the overlord flower blue grass of the Megatron Los Angeles Police Department!

"It's okay, it's okay, you guys have fun!" Grandma smiled from ear to ear, and she didn't have time to take care of her "intimate little padded jacket": "It's okay to come back later, I'll ask their aunt to pick them up." Xiao Yang, these two children are not sensible, you should take care of them a little more......"

When Grandma hung up the phone, Lan Fangcao couldn't help but wail: "Huh? Mom, your fair-skinned, beautiful and good-looking baby girl has been tired all day, and she finally got home and didn't catch her breath, and you still have to pick up the two bear children who don't go home at night and fool around outside?

"Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? ”

"A twenty-six-year-old person who doesn't even wash his bra and underwear by himself," my grandmother sneered: "I dare to tell my mother about the king's law!" ”

Lan Fangcao was such a powerful overlord flower in the Los Angeles Police Department, so she knelt down for her mother at that time:

"Mom I was wrong, I was wrong......"

Oh, overlord flowers!

Grandma pursed her lips disdainfully: Where did you get so much confidence to tell the old lady about the royal law?

"By the way, Mom, why are you so kind today, allowing those two bear children to play outside so late?" Lan Fangcao skillfully changed the topic, then turned over and crossed her two round and straight long legs on the coffee table, grabbed a bag of potato chips and tore them open and ate them, and the charming peach blossom eyes burned with a raging fire of gossip:

"Who is Xiao Yang?"

"Xiao Yang, you don't know? How long has it been since you cared about your eldest nephew? Grandma's mouth was crooked to her ears, and her attitude towards Lan Fangcao was obviously very different from that of her grandchildren. The treatment of grandchildren is basically based on considerate care and supplemented by persuasion and education, but for Lan Fangcao, it is mainly based on cynicism and supplemented by a knife in a smile, and the poisonous tongue talent is fully exerted in Lan Fangcao's body, and he habitually scolds Lan Fangcao first before he gets down to business:

"Xiao Yang is Mingming's classmate and Mingming's best friend!

"This child has come to our house to play, he is very sensible and polite, I like this child very much!

"Today is Xiao Yang's birthday, but Xiao Yang is an orphan and has no parents to celebrate his birthday. So Mingming and a group of their friends went to Xiao Yang's house to celebrate his birthday, and Fei Fei also followed. It was Ming Ming who called just now and said that they might play a little later......"

"Where did Mingming come from?" Lan Fangcao's beautiful eyes widened in disbelief, of course she knew what kind of character her nephew was, and she didn't want to help Xiang Yiming change her personality, but she was still a child herself, how could she know how to educate her children? What's more, her career is very busy every day, and she doesn't have much time to spend with her children. Even if she has time to spend with her, what the child needs is not her, and she can't replace her parents after all.

"Do you know that Ming Ming doesn't have any friends?" Grandma glanced at her, and then showed a pleased smile: "Actually, they are all Xiao Yang's friends, Ming Ming and Xiao Yang have become friends, and Xiao Yang's friends have become his friends." I heard Mingming say that there are several, both white and black, and they learn kung fu with Xiao Yang every morning. Haven't you noticed that Mingming's smile has been more in the past two days, how little care you have about your children? ”

"Oh my good mother!" Lan Fangcao hurriedly turned on the coquettish mode, and rubbed her face and hugged her grandmother's neck: "You know, I'm busy with the case of a perverted murderer right now......"

"Perverted murderer! Perverted Murderer! Perverted Murderer! Grandma pushed her baby daughter unhappily: "Is the perverted murderer more important or your niece and nephew important?" ”

"Of course it's the perverted killer who matters!" Lan Fangcao immediately sat up when she said about work, and she didn't feel coquettish anymore, as if she was schizophrenic: "Mom, let me tell you that perverted murderer kills a random person every month, and he has been crazy for three months, we can't let him continue to run rampant!" In addition to the perverted killer, I also discovered the Flying Immortals ......"

"I also found Xiao Li's flying knife!" The grandmother forcibly interrupted her daughter: "Okay, okay, you don't need to say it, I know you're busy, you're busy, right?" You don't have to pick up the kids, I'll pick them up myself later! It's like we can't live without you at home, and we won't live without you? ”

"Mom I was wrong, I was wrong......"

……

hung up the phone, and Xiang Yiming's eyes bulged out: "Brother, will you still learn from Fei Fei to speak?" ”

"Ventriloquism, a skill passed down from our Chinese ancestors." Xiang Long winked: "You know, right?" ”

"I know, I know!" Xiang Yiming's eyes lit up: "The texts that the foreign Chinese teacher taught us also let us memorize the whole text." There are ventriloquists in Beijing. Banquet for guests, in the northeast corner of the hall......"

"It's okay, it's okay." Xiang Long hurriedly stopped his son, who wanted to recite the full text: "This is it." ”

"I didn't expect you to be able to do ventriloquism, brother!" Xiang Yiming gave a thumbs up: "Brother, you are so talented!" ”

"Hey, what is talented or not, I just messed up and learned a little bit whether it was useful or not. Skills don't press, right, don't you see if you can use this? Xiang Long took the opportunity to educate his son step by step: "So how important it is to master one more skill......

"Brother, you're right, otherwise you wouldn't be able to fool my grandmother!" Xiang Yiming nodded again and again.

Xiang Long: "......"

……

After flickering once, he can flicker twice, and the second time he called Xiang Yiming and Xiang Long, who played the four corners of the four corners, successfully fooled his grandmother and let them stay at Xiang Long's house for the night, and then Xiang Long and his son made a bunk at home, and slept until four o'clock in the morning, Tommore came to knock on the door.

Although there are more than a dozen people in the Huaxia Kung Fu Club, only Xiang Yiming, Tom and Moer come to Xiang Long to practice every morning, and Moer still does odd jobs.

This is Xiang Long's desire to establish his son's core position in the community, which can be regarded as a little selfishness.

As soon as the door opened, Tom exclaimed, "Oh Fake! It turns out that the two of you are really living together! ”