Star Chinese Restaurant
With these two pots of things, Xiao Baoshi feels that this is really a kind of abuse, right?
Even, Xiao Baoshi said to the fat man very seriously: "If you are in Binhai City, you open a food stall to deliver takeaways, you must not have to pay taxes, right?" ”
"Captain, you mean you can't sell it? So you don't have to pay taxes? You're wrong, you have to pay taxes as long as you open the stalls......"
Xiao Baoshi shook his head: "No, it was the opening day that people smashed the store." ”
"As for it?"
"As for!"
But to Xiao Baoshi and the fat man's surprise, Sergeant Krypton was attracted by this sweet and sour smell, squeezed over, and after taking out a piece of so-called grunt meat and eating it, he actually snatched the entire pot! And he couldn't help but say that he held the pot: "Sir, I'm going to space to help you fight, how can I also have a combat allowance?" I want this as a combat allowance! ”
Xiao Baoshi was speechless, threw the Kryptonian sergeant and the pot of meat in the cabin, and asked the fat man to go to the war room with him: "Fat man, what's the matter?" ”
"Captain, do you remember the spaceport in the H291 system? Well, we didn't have any money then, and I got a job as soon as I came out. ”
Xiao Baoshi nodded: "Remember, the local bully still wants you to hand over the recipe." We almost got people hacked to death for this. ”
The fat man still had to speak, but Xiao Baoshi would immediately deduce the general spirit matrix, which was not very complicated logic.
"You're saying that the people of the H291 galaxy have a poor food culture like this? Even your shoddy grunt meat thinks it's delicious? ”
As a result, Xiao Baoshi guessed, but he was really a little incredulous.
The fat man was proud: "Captain, you haven't been abroad, have you?" ”
"Fat man, don't underestimate people, okay?" Xiao Baoshi stopped doing it when he heard it.
"I mean, before being kidnapped by a Kryptonian battleship! Captain, can we not be tough? ”
Xiao Baoshi touched his nose and said a little embarrassedly: "Don't talk about this, fat man, you made the fleet like this......"
"No, Captain, you haven't been abroad!"
"Hey, fat man, my brother, do you have to cut my face like this? I've come out of this interstellar world, why do I care about going abroad? Do you have to propose a country? In the past, you had money in Binhai City, and I also admitted it, and the grassroots have nothing to dare to say, but it is necessary for you to mention this stalk again and again? Xiao Baoshi is not happy, the main reason is that the fleet is like this, and the war will start in a few days, he is so anxious that he can't do it, the fat man has to show off at this time, he has been on the earth before, is this interesting?
"No, captain, listen to me, you haven't been abroad before!" The fat man also seemed to be holding his breath, this time without waiting for Xiao Baoshi to interrupt him, he continued to say in one breath, "You don't know at all, what kind of Chinese restaurants abroad are!" I'll tell you, Chinese restaurants abroad, that's pretty much it! Don't say that we don't know how many light years away from Huaxia, it's good to give them food like this! You know what? Do you think my brother was wide before he showed off? Captain, you are also a person with a spiritual matrix, so you won't go through your brain first? Why did my brother mention this stubble to you? It's really, I can't even talk about you! ”
The fat man shook his head desperately, with a look of IQ superiority.
The problem is that Xiao Baoshi has never been abroad, even if he has a spiritual matrix, it is impossible to derive it out of nothing, which is called the Great Prophecy Technique.
Hearing this, Xiao Baoshi was annoyed and angry, and he rushed over and beat him, the fat man took advantage of it, and he didn't fight back, but laughed and scolded there: "You are a dictatorship!" Hahahaha! ”
The two played for a long time, listening to the footsteps of soldiers coming before they stopped.
"Fat man, you opened an interstellar Chinese restaurant together, right? Still slurping meat, is there any other kung pao chicken? Well, although we haven't been abroad, we've watched the series, so we have to have fried noodles, right? Xiao Baoshi laughed as he spoke, this is really strange, others open Chinese restaurants in foreign countries and fool ghosts; This fat man is good, the Chinese restaurant has opened to the interstellar world, and he has fooled the aliens.
But this time the fat man didn't mess with Xiao Baoshi, he lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and then said: "There is a problem with the fleet, if I don't make this interstellar Chinese restaurant, there will be a thousand-person fight." ”
"You've been doing all that brownstone event, and you don't have time to do it. Alas, in other words, neither of us is a soldier from a professional class, and we can manage tens of thousands of people at once, such a large fleet, in fact, even if you come up, I don't think it's useful. ”
The fat man said, pinched off the cigarette butt in his hand, and patted Xiao Baoshi's shoulder: "Captain, it's not easy for us to come here, it should be said that we have completely exceeded the level and squeezed out every bit of our potential." This is fucking fate! I used to be scared of death, but this time I'm not afraid. Because it's useless to be afraid. ”
What if you're afraid? Where to escape? Can you escape?
If the fleet is united and fully equipped, then there is still a lot of strength.
The question is how to spell it now?
"Fat man, where are you going?" Xiao Baoshi grabbed the fat man.
"The second guy behind you just now, COS Superman, took the whole pot of grunt meat away, I have to go get some more, after all, they promised them a meal of grunt meat every day, it's all fucking counting the days, don't die then, and I'm still thinking that my brother owes them a meal of grunt meat."
Xiao Baoshi pressed the fat man on the chair.
"Don't give up."
The fat man obviously responded perfunctorily, and then shook his head and said, "Captain, you can save some trouble, no matter how hard you are, it's useless." ”
How can a Blade-class fight a fleet with at least three Sabre-class ships?
You can't escape!
"In any game, as long as the whistle hasn't been blown, I will never give up." Xiao Baoshi said very seriously.
"And, fat man, that guy isn't COS Superman."
The fat man laughed: "That guy looks like Superman in the movies, but don't tell me, that guy is a Kryptonite." Is the captain sick? Or do you want to break your brain, but you can't think of a way, and you are directly schizophrenic? Zero showed us a hologram at the time, and Kryptonians don't look like this! ”
"He's a Kryptonite." Xiao Baoshi said to the fat man.
Before the fat man could recover from his astonishment, there was already the sound of hurried footsteps in the aisle outside the war room.
Then the hatch was pushed open, and the Kryptonian sergeant ran in with the already empty cauldron and, of course, the red cloak: "Sir, I still need a little more combat supplies!" Give me another base, and I will annihilate the invading fleet! ”
The Kryptonian sergeant looked at Xiao Baoshi and didn't answer him immediately, and added: "Even if the fleet that comes to attack is a little larger than your entire toy fleet, sir, there is no problem." Yes, I promise, if you provide the sergeant with such a stipend, Sergeant Rose should not hesitate to accept the call-up! ”
He was referring to, staying on Brownstone, another Kryptonian soldier.
Xiao Baoshi was stunned for a long time before coming back to his senses, but he ignored the Kryptonian sergeant, and just patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Fat man, it seems that the interstellar Chinese restaurant, we really have to open it!" ”
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