In the war room, before the fat man could speak, Xiao Baoshi immediately said: "But the fat man, you have to take care of the hygiene of food in the future." ”

"Captain, don't talk about it, does my brother have a habit of cleanliness? How is it unhygienic? The fat man was unconvinced.

Xiao Baoshi pointed to the Kryptonian sergeant and said to the fat man: "Didn't you hear him say that two Kryptonian soldiers can completely annihilate a fleet, a fleet with three Sabre-class warships, four Blade-class battleships, dozens of supply ships, transport ships, and tens of thousands of boarding troops?" Before he finished eating that pot of meat, was it still normal, okay? Despite being very lazy! ”

The fat man touched his three-layer chin and thought about it, nodded and said, "It seems that it has to be fried for a while, and it can't be too sloppy." Do you want to give him a stomach wash? ”

"Do Kryptonians have stomachs?" Xiao Baoshi raised a new question.

"I'm not sick!" The Kryptonian sergeant immediately protested.

Xiao Baoshi and the fat man said in unison: "The mentally ill say that they are not sick!" ”

The Kryptonian sergeant was stunned for a long time before he spoke: "Sir, on your home planet, are there any people who are mentally ill?" ”

"It's hard to tell!" The fat man immediately answered.

And Xiao Baoshi shook his head and said: "Even if there is no earth, it is difficult to say that it will not be in space, and besides, the ingredients you use are not things on the earth, right?" ”

The fat man nodded desperately, so Xiao Baoshi quickly reached a consensus with the fat man, and said to the Kryptonian sergeant: "You are temporarily mentally ill!" You'd better not talk, psychopaths usually try to prove that they're not mentally ill! ”

The Kryptonian sergeant really didn't know what to do for a while, so he had to hold the empty pot and say, "Then I'll be mentally ill, sir, mental illness is mental illness, you have to make up another base amount of food for me!" ”

"Captain, what are you bringing him up for?" The fat man asked Xiao Baoshi in a low voice.

Xiao Baoshi said in a low voice: "He just said that if he can carry down the enemy fleet alone, I will bring him up!" ”

"Sir, I can hear you." The Kryptonian sergeant was on the side, sullenly reminding them.

"You just admitted that you are mentally ill, this is auditory hallucinations, sir, you have to overcome it!"

After Xiao Baoshi finished speaking, he discussed with the fat man in a low voice: "Let's make a good meal for him?" ”

"If he can really carry a fleet, it's no problem for me to use a mixed trick buckle!" Fat people have always been afraid of death, before accepting fate, that is to feel that there is no way, this will sound a trace of life, where will it be let go?

Xiao Baoshi nodded and said: "I think it's okay, this sergeant is in Brownstone Star, with a sergeant, these two goods control the entire planet, at the county level, and they are all connected to the subway." By the way, the kind of guy who thundered and flashed was also so awesome by their medicine. ”

"That sounds like a play, done! I'm going to make a sweet and sour pork ribs, sour pork, Dongpo pork, braised elbow......"

"Fat man, can't we be lighter?"

"Captain, you don't want a layman to guide an insider, okay?" The fat man was not happy when he heard it.

Xiao Baoshi also glared: "You fool the alien ghosts, even if you fool me?" What's the matter, I've also eaten Chinese food for 20 years, what is it called a layman to guide an insider? ”

"You haven't been abroad!"

"Fat man, it's almost good to show off your wealth. I'll turn my face again! ”

"You haven't been abroad, you don't know the taste of ghosts! Look at those Chinese restaurants with good business in foreign countries, they all have a heavy taste! The fat man argued.

Xiao Baoshi had no choice but to admit it, so he really hadn't been abroad before he was kidnapped by aliens, and he really didn't know if a Chinese restaurant with good business in a foreign country was as the fat man said: "Okay, okay, you go and fix it." ”

After sending the fat man away, Xiao Baoshi looked at the Krypton sergeant: "This is not delicious, the fat man will get you a few good dishes." ”

"Good dishes? Officers' provisions? The Kryptonian sergeant said he didn't understand.

Xiao Baoshi was impatient: "Are you really mentally ill?" Aren't you Kryptonians known as the former overlords of the universe? Top civilization? Are lives counted in thousands of years at every turn? Why is it the same as the soil buns, and I haven't been to a restaurant? ”

"Bar?" The Kryptonian sergeant asked with an innocent look on his face.

"Alright, don't pretend, what kind of food do you have on Krypton? You've lived for nearly 10,000 years, tell me about it. ”

Kryptonian Sergeant shook his head: "Soldiers of all ranks, officers of all ranks." ”

"And then?"

"Nope."

"There is no army, but there are always civilians, right?"

The Kryptonian sergeant said incomprehensibly: "The quality of civilian supplies is worse than that of the army." Of course, in the civilian sector, even if you are not an officer, you can spend money to buy officer provisions. ”

"And even if the quality of the officer's supply is higher, the taste is the same!"

Xiao Baoshi felt incredible when he heard it.

"I thought it was doping at first, but then I realized it wasn't." Here's how Sergeant Krypton describes his feelings for Gollum.

"Sergeant, shut up. Do you think I'm a fool? A race of individual lives in 10,000 years, without its own cuisine? ”

"What is good food? Sir, unless you allow me to read your consciousness. "Kryptonian Sergeant can't even comprehend the food.

Fortunately, the fat man came over at this time, and he solved Xiao Baoshi's confusion.

"Since being kidnapped for so long, H291, Wufu Star, Brownstone Star, what food have you eaten?" He asked Xiao Baoshi like this, and the latter was stunned for a moment, not that there was nothing to eat, like in the spaceport of H291, there was also barbecue and the like, and so was Brown Stone Star, and there were also those two cute girls, what soup and fish did Mei and Yan like.

"Captain, don't you feel that the aliens' eating habits are very similar to ghosts? The so-called delicacy is a chicken and mushroom soup, the steak is a few ripe, the black pepper juice is still red wine sweat, and the baguette is still a croissant. From the Roman Empire to the Qing Dynasty, the Western ghosts also had a 2,000-year-old civilization, what kind of food do you say they invented? ”

Xiao Baoshi thought about it, nodded and said, "What you said makes sense." ”

At this time, the Kryptonian sergeant pointed at the fat man and said to Xiao Baoshi: "I read his consciousness layer, and I understand what food is." ”

"Sir, Sergeant Rose and I were willing to stay on Brownstone because Brownstone has delicious food compared to the home planet!"

Xiao Baoshi nodded and stretched out his hand to the Kryptonian sergeant: "Okay, foodie, you have found the organization." ”

Speaking from the heart, in general, almost every fat person has the ability to swell himself, and no matter which craft, practice makes perfect, and there is always an indestructible truth. So when the fat man was seriously in charge, as soon as the dishes came up, Xiao Baoshi didn't admit it: "The fat man's level is enough to catch up with the food stalls that open at night at the back door of the university!" ”

"Captain, do you compliment?" The fat man gritted his teeth and asked Xiao Baoshi.

And with just two sentences, they turned around and found that the dishes on the table had been swung by the Kryptonian sergeant by two-thirds!

"Alert! Alert! At this time, the terminals of everyone in the fleet jumped out of such a warning.

"The forward fleet suddenly changed its cruising speed, and it is expected that in three hours, it will be in the range of fire!"

Xiao Baoshi entered the state very quickly, during this time, he has indeed grown, even if he is an officer from a professional class, he may not be able to do better than him. He immediately issued a series of orders: "Cancel all vacations!" The fleet is in operational shape! The staff officers moved to the supply ships, all the transport ships and supply ships were ready, and after an hour, they made a forced landing on Brownstone; Major Liu Yiyi served as the commander of the troops left behind on the brownstone star, and all the troops that landed were under his command. ”

"Fengya No. 1 ......" Xiao Baoshi was about to take the only battleship to break off, but before he could finish speaking, someone on the side stopped doing it.

"Isn't that a good meal?" The Kryptonian sergeant was furious.

He wiped his mouth with the red cloak: "Sir, I ask to attack!" ”

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