A rip-off

Guan Kou said with a look of contempt: "We are high in the sky here, and the village chief has the final say." Come to our Cao County, the county magistrate Cao is the number one. All the rules are set by our county magistrate Cao, and the price of 50 million set by the county magistrate Cao is 50 million, and I am a handyman who runs errands. ”

Guan Kou directly snatched back the fragments in Mu Xun's hand, "I made it clear to you, the conditions can be increased indefinitely." Whatever you want, you can be satisfied here, but you have to add money. Let's first the villain and then the gentleman, and tell you the price list of our village's services. The rental price of such a house is 200,000 a night. Listen, 200,000 a night, if you live here during the day, you can still add money, just 50,000 yuan cheaper during the day. Accommodation here is separate in the morning and evening, and you have to pay a separate fee. You can see that there is a price list for all supplies here, and the usage fee is clearly marked. ”

Sekiguchi unfolded the quilt on the earthen kang, "Look, if you use the quilt at night." This is also very cheap, too. 500 yuan is fine. You see, in order to prevent the price from falling off, this price is embroidered on the quilt, and here our village has credit, and it is all clear and real. ”

As soon as he heard the dazzling prices, Mu Xun exploded: "Then is this lamp also charged?" Sekiguchi laughed: "Don't worry! No, water and electricity are free. Now that these prices are free all over the country, how can we charge that. I can invoice all the charges here. Fidelity! No problem with unit reimbursement.

Don't say that the price here is high, you have also experienced this way. In a small border town like ours, thousands of motherlands across the country have long forgotten about us. This road was built when the Yuan Dynasty marched into the pickle country, and you can tell me how many years it has took, hey! Now it's good to be able to run a sports car. What do you say, you will lose two-thirds of the material when you get here, and you will not come to the driver for this broken road. The car will be directly reimbursed for a round trip, and the ghosts are not willing to come to our village to settle down. There is no way but to transport it by the people in the village, which is surprisingly expensive. Our village can't compare with the big city, and the big city has planes and trains, so the transportation is very convenient, and what equipment do you want. ”

"That's right!" Sekiguchi continued: "There are still some prices to tell you. You just mentioned the guide, this also requires a fee. You only need 200,000 for one person to lead the way. You just have to have a small team of 10 people. Don't say that we are forced to buy and sell, why are there 10 people, just for the safety of the road. There are many people to take care of, and one person dares to take you into the mountains on a snowy day. These 10 people are the low-key simplified configuration of our village, of course, our village also has a luxury high-end version, a luxury high-end version of the 300 professional team. These people can be said to open roads and build bridges in the mountains and rivers. Directly carry you up the mountain, you don't have to go down and walk directly up the mountain. You can walk for three or two weeks to get there, if you choose our 300-person team to arrive in 3 days, it's so awesome! ”

It may be that Guan Kou was deliberately angry with Mu Xun, and he also took out the promotional brochure prepared in advance and handed it directly to Mu Xun, "Lord, take a look!" Sekiguchi flattered: "Since last year, our village has begun to promote itself. If we are poor, we will think about change, and we must develop the resources of this mountain if we rely on the mountains to eat the mountains. This is a manual designed by the village chief to go to Beijing to find a professional company. Take a look at this cover design, simple and elegant. The white cover **** mountain and river texture, the village emblem is accompanied by the name of the village. Look at this booklet, how you like it, it's so elegant. ”

The ghost fairy took a look: "The design is really good, there are photos here." "Sekiguchi was very happy to see that there were albums that people praised the design." Ha ha! Sekiguchi was very happy: "It was natural, and it took a lot of effort. This design is much stronger than the red and green design of other villages. Those designs have no taste, they are all real mountains and real scenes. The vulgarity of the design. ”

The pass may be in a state of entry, and the small mouth is talking about the machine gun endlessly. Mu Xun tried to interject several times but was unsuccessful, and Mu Xun had no choice but to listen to the vernacular angrily. Guan Kou smiled and said: "Master, I will give you a suggestion, if you want to enter the mountain, you have to open a large group of 300 people, and our village chief will directly lead the team to ensure your safety." If you start a small group, then you have no choice but to lead the team. ”

"Master!" Sekiguchi asked: "I just said that you still want to guarantee, this can be no problem at all." It's just that this guarantee needs to be paid first. The guarantee fee is 20 million. Uncle gives a lot of money, and I have all kinds of services here. ”

As soon as he heard that Guankou's mouth was full of money, Mu Xun almost lost his anger. What Guan Kou said was completely angry with Muxun, just wanting Muxun to be angry. Mu Xun, this old man, really eats this set, and he is angry three times. Mu Xun shouted loudly: "I want to find your leader, and your leader asked him to come to see me." Do you still have a score here, do you sit on the ground and add money? If one person wants 200,000, he still has to sell it in bundles? You are robbing. ”

"Okay!" Sekiguchi asked very cheerfully: "If I want to see you now, I still advise you not to go." Our leader is very temperamental, Mu Ye, will you come with me? ”

"Let's go!" Mu Xun went out directly with Guankou, and Guankou didn't forget to ask jokingly: "Mr. Robot, do you want to see the excitement together." The ghost nodded and followed.

Sekiguchi took Mu Xun to the only two floors in the village, and invited Mu Xun in as soon as he opened the door. "Who's the head of this village here?" As soon as Mu Xun entered the house, he asked angrily: "I'm here for archaeology, not a tomb robber." This is for scientific research. Got it? People like you......"

didn't wait for Mu Xun to finish his anger. A fat man on the opposite side was rounded, and he gave Mu Xun a super loud mouth with a snap. At this time, Mu Xun's sky was dark, maybe the incident came too suddenly, Mu Xun really didn't react, his arrogant face was red and swollen at the moment. Mu Xun who was beaten was stupid, Mu Xun trembled and said slightly: "I'm 73 years old, you still dare to beat me?" The fat man on the other side smiled: "94 has hit 6." ”

"Pass!" The fat man asked, "Who is this old madman?" As soon as Guan Kou saw that the fat man had made a move, he quickly grabbed the fat man and explained: "Village chief, village chief." This is Professor Muxun. ”

Guan Kou immediately introduced Mu Xun, "This is the head of our village, Cao Village. Mu Xun, who was very excited, said with tears in his eyes: "Hello Village Chief Cao, I am Mu Xun." ”

Village Chief Cao was even more apologetic: "Look, Professor Mu Xun. I don't know Taishan, so I see if I hit the wrong person. Sit down, do you have any questions? When we heard that you were coming, our whole village died of joy. It's a blessing to finally have such a high degree come to our village! You see, there is nothing to do with being slapped at all, or the big professor is in good health. ”

Village Chief Cao supported Mu Xun and sat on the sofa. Village Chief Cao asked respectfully: "Professor Mu Xun, when will we leave, you see what kind of package you want to choose." If you choose a large team of 300 people, I will personally take you into the mountains. Look at the place where our seven-colored stone was found, it is the holy place of this village. ”

Mu Xun said in a trembling voice: "Village Chief Cao, I am here for science and research. "Haha!" Elder Cao smiled: "Don't talk about these useless things, what research, what science." I know what your situation is, don't do any research. Don't always use science as a pretense, we'll just do it when we get here. ”

Mu Xun's tears rolled in his eyes, "Village Chief Cao, I really didn't lie to you. I'm really here to do research, see if it's my assistant. "Oops! Ah! Village Chief Cao smacked his lips: "You old guy is not honest!" You don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin! You! Go out and freeze, sober up, and come in and talk to me about what you really think. ”

Mu Xun was directly invited out, and in the cold wind, Mu Xun was thinking about his steps. Mu Xun: "I think the original small bungalow is still good, I'll make do with it at night, and we'll talk about it tomorrow." Guan Kou said goodbye directly: "You are old, don't you dislike that broken?" You don't dislike someone, and now someone occupies that house. You always look at the stars at night, and the stars are bright tonight! ”

After saying the cool words, the pass turned around and left. "Professor Mu!" The ghost fairy asked, "There is a stable in front of us, let's take shelter from the wind here." I'm going to find something to light a fire so we don't freeze to death. "Go ahead!" Mu Xun trembled, "It's you when it's critical." ”

Mu Xun squatted in the stable, and the ghost fairy quickly lit a bonfire. Mu Xun: "We have been cheated by others, and let the family calculate." That car may have made people move their hands and feet, just trying to trap us here. ”

The temperature is minus 30 degrees, and Sensei can't stand it anymore. The ghost fairy found some bricks to build a low wall, so that the wind blowing from the front would not blow directly into the stable. The ghost fairy can only keep his body close to the fire, just the clothes he wears on his body, but he is afraid of the burning flames. There was no way, and the ghost fairy could only find the best position to squat. It is hoped that the lubricant in the parts will not condense at low temperatures, and this is the first time that such a low temperature has been experienced.

Mu Xun, who was huddled in a ball, leaned against the innermost and shivered. Suddenly, Mu Xun asked in a low voice, "Can you kill someone?" While Mu Xun asked this question, he also made a killing gesture.

The ghost fairy replied helplessly: "It is not allowed procedurally, and all harmful behaviors are prohibited." "Oops!" Mu Xun complained: "Such a good killing machine, you can't kill people." This design is unreasonable and should be fully opened. What should you do if my life is threatened? ”

The ghost fairy replied, "Subdue the other party." "Haha!" Mu Xun smiled and said, "That's fine, you subdue the other party." I'll solve it, I'll kill this person. You don't have to do anything, as long as you control people. Mu Xun thought about his plans, and gradually the cold was deep in the night, and his upper and lower teeth did not obey the call, and he tapped rhythmically up and down. The ghost fairy didn't know where to find a blanket and wrapped it around Mu Xun. This will be able to withstand the cold of the night, huddled into a ball of Mu Xun has been muttering in a low voice.

"This group of ****!" Mu Xun scolded: "It's obviously ripping off, obviously touching us to the bottom." ”