The long night was hard, and the ghosts and Mu Xun were looking forward to the time passing quickly. Just after 3 o'clock, I heard a mess of voices. Mu Xun got up vigilantly and looked around, but he didn't realize what was going on. was thrown directly in the car by three people. Before the pass approached, he said apologetically: "Mu Ye, you have suffered. ”

Mu Xun didn't resist, and asked in a long voice, "Where are you taking me?" Sekiguchi explained with a smile: "Old man, you are frozen and confused! Aren't you going to discover the place? And that's where you go. ”

"Are you sure you sent me to the Land of Discovery, not to the West?" Mu Xun pulled a long tail note. "That's okay!" Guan Kou explained: "Old man, you left Guixi early. ”

As soon as he entered the warm carriage, Mu Xun recovered again, and said in a very noble voice: "I also bring my domestic robot, I'll rest for a while." "That's it!" Guan Kou agreed: "Load that Mr. Robot into the car together, heat and charge." ”

"Old man!" Guan Kou asked kindly: "If there is anything else that needs to be explained, I will do it for you immediately." "Get me some coffee!" Mu Xun said slowly: "Is it you leading people now?" ”

"Get coffee for the old man!" Guan Kou shouted to the people outside the car: "Yesterday we discussed, since your old man is for science, we can't just serve for money, this money can be earned at any time, and if we miss a major scientific discovery, then we are guilty." Now there are 300 people gathered, and there are 5 auxiliary robots, led by our village chief, let's set off into the mountains now. ”

The ghost fairy is also slowly recovering from hibernation, and the team of 300 people is spectacular enough. Looking at Mu Xun in the carriage shaking his head and humming a little song, it was a leisure. The team proceeded quickly for more than six hours, with 20 people left behind to guard the vehicle and the rest walking up the hill. Mouxun enjoys the highest treatment, with an assistant robot carrying it up the mountain.

The team also broke forward from the original one to three, and everyone changed from the original civilian clothes to commandos. Fully armed, a group of people instantly turned into a regular army. "Oops!" Mu Xun looked at the group of people around him, "I didn't expect it!" You deflated three, well-equipped. It's not like taking me to the discovery place, how do you want to rebel, or if you want to defect, you're all armed, I don't want to die with you. ”

"Look at what you said!" Sekiguchi smiled and said: "Only when you are armed can you have the bottom in your heart, and we are now crossing the border." In case we meet a little brother who doesn't open his eyes and puts a cold gun, we have more people and it is easy to deal with, and the village chief will lead the way in front and will arrive soon. ”

"Oops!" Mu Xun was very distressed, "This matter is going to make a big fuss, and it is illegal to cross the border." When we encounter the army, we have to be reimbursed, and what kind of motherland do we serve. "Don't worry, old man." Guan Kou smiled and said: "Just 100 of us, we don't have to be afraid of a mountain division from the pickle country." ”

Looking at the boasting of Guan Kou on the side, Mu Xun didn't give a good face at all, "There are a lot of braggarts!" It's the first time I've met a young man like you who can blow. Ah! Where is my attendant located? You didn't tear him down, did you? ”

"Master! How could it be! Sekiguchi: "Master, look back and follow there." Mu Xun looked at the ghosts and immortals following behind, and he could be regarded as a snack in his heart. Mu Xun continued to ridicule: "You bandits are fighting a lot of sticks here!" Killing people and selling goods is not less, right? ”

"Look at what you said!" Guan Kou said proudly: "We have never done anything about beating a stuffy stick, those are all things that little thieves do." To tell you the truth, we're well-equipped. Do you still have to wait for your prey to come to your door? We're all proactive. If you come to an eyeless raw melon egg and don't say hello, you will mistakenly enter our control. Then take it directly, leave the dog's life, and leave the property. My principle is to pluck the feathers of the swallow, even if the big dung truck passes by, I have to taste the saltiness. ”

"Ouch!" Mu Xun: "Then your village chief, just call the mountain carving!" You can also find a college student to help you write a village history, and I will think of the name for you. It is called chivalrous and tender, and the village chief is good, and it is all about robbing to lead the way to get rich. ”

Sekiguchi smiled beautifully: "It's better to be a literate person, a village like ours is the only one in the country, and we should write a village history that will last for generations, so that future generations will know that there is still a group of such chivalrous and tender men." I feel very good about this name, and when this is done, I will go out of the village and grab a college student back. ”

"Yes, yes!" Mu Xun said while being happy: "When you rob people, you must ask what subject you are studying." You must grab a liberal arts student, in case you get back an art student, before you can write the history of the village, you will draw all the pictures and graphics, and it will be over. ”

"Yes!" Sekiguchi said Pondering: "Thank you for the reminder, you must grab a liberal arts, not any science, and no art department." If we want to expand the village, we will grab a civil engineering department and build a village for us. "Not bad! Not bad! Children can be taught, and they will expand their thinking. Mu Xun chimed in on the back of the assistant robot.

Mu Xun and Guan Kou sing and harmonize, just like talking about cross talk, you have to say and I have to speak. Mu Xun has always been the first to provoke trouble, and Guan Kou echoed the response. While chatting and walking, when it comes to funny places, it also makes the people around laugh.

"Don't look at who I'm hanging out with." Sekiguchi said approvingly: "Professor Mu, hey! That's right! Where did you buy your education back then? It's like the real thing. "Oops!" Mu Xun was a little stammered and didn't know how to answer. The pass was the first counterattack, which made Mu Xun a little speechless. Guan Kou continued to smile and said: "When I stop being a bandit, I will also have a fake academic degree, and I will be a professor in a university or something, how beautiful it is, there is a national establishment and treatment." ”

From eloquence to reaction, Mu Xun is obviously not as strong as Guan Kou. Mu Xun is just a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and he will not admit defeat. "Professor Guan!" Mu Xun smiled evilly: "If you become a professor, you will definitely have a record of the highest record, and I don't think anyone will break it, that is, you are the record of killing the most people by yourself among professors." ”

"Then I'm going to apply for Guinness World Records." Sekiguchi said happily, "That's right! Professor, how did you get female students back then? "Who doesn't be impulsive when he's young." The professor said: "I only blame myself for being too young to withstand the temptation, and my hormones were strong at that time." ”

"Look!" Sekiguchi said admiringly: "It's better to be a literate person, you can really speak." It's so subtle to say a rape. Old man, you didn't kill the next generation back then! "Nothing!" The professor said in a long voice: "Only that once, it didn't succeed." Other times I'm still moisturized. ”

Mu Xun smiled obscenely: "What is mutilation, obviously those people took the initiative to send it to the door." In fact, it's just that you love me, after being bumped into, the girl feels shy and wants to frame me, not to say that I coerce her, I can't tell the difference. In this way, all the girls who are better with me come to report the crime, and these stories can be made up to write multiple Golden Bottle Plums. This is simply a domino, one falls, the others are poured out, out of control, and the report letters are mailed to the police station like snowflakes. I don't know how I offended so many people, so it can be said that this matter is the fuse, which is lit one after another. ”

"These bad guys!" Mu Xun cursed: "This thing is different from dominoes, in fact, it is more like beating a drum and passing flowers." As long as this flower goes into someone's hands, not talking about my Muxun's fault is like covering up. The more the charges were, the more I calculated. If these charges were to be sentenced, it would be enough to be executed with a machine gun. The result of all this combined was the detonation of the last explosive pack, and I used it as my last day every day. ”

"Old man!" Sekiguchi asked more concernedly: "After you went in, I heard that your taste has changed, and you still want to be a student's father?" "Nonsense, absolute nonsense." Mu Xun retorted: "This is someone deliberately smearing, and everything that has no shadow is pressed on me." Guan Kou also asked jokingly: "Is that all cases, it is especially appropriate to compare them with you." ”

"You little deflated, you should buy clothes." Mu Xun scolded with a smile and said: "As long as you dress properly, you are a murderer, and you will be wronged by the dead." Thinking they had caught some big fish, the policemen dug deeper. All at once it brought out everything that happened when I was in elementary school. I used to know about it only on a small scale, but now the whole country knows about it, and I almost got into the United Nations. This is obviously a trap set for me to drill by myself, this group of guys who only play palace fighting in the office, I didn't expect to really use me as a test. How could such an outstanding talent like me meet this group of people. It's a hard life! It's a hard life! ”

"It was in the midst of my career." Mu Xun said pretentiously: "It is the time when the wind is going to be windy, and it is going to rain and rain." Unexpectedly, this happened, and the career and family were completely ruined. "I didn't expect that." Guan Kou asked with concern: "I didn't expect Professor Mu to have such an experience." I didn't expect that, old man, why did you go to the psychiatric hospital again. ”

"Oops! You're a deflated three. Mu Xun: "Why do you always mention my unlucky things, did you also participate in the case back then, why don't you ask me about those beautiful things, what else do you mention about these things about Chen sesame and rotten grains, it's very boring." ”

Guan Kou asked questioningly: "You still have scenery?" ”

"There's a lot to see." Mu Xun proudly said: "You will also dig up some negative news, just look at people from a dark angle." I've had too many big research projects over the years. The vast majority of them are state secret projects, not something that ordinary people like you can understand. ”

"Don't think I'm mentally ill." Mu Xun continued: "If you weren't smart and pretending to be mentally ill, how could you not be sentenced to 10 years for these things." Wants to send me to prison, thinks beautifully. It's not that I still live well in this world, and the years I spent in a psychiatric hospital were the peak of my research. ”