Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang Thirty-six, uncle's vote
As mentioned last time, this little old Taoist cast a spell and wanted to subdue the monster in the silver bottle, but unfortunately his mana was not strong and he almost lost his life. Fortunately, at the critical moment, Uncle Yang made a move and wiped out the monster. The danger was eliminated, but Xiao Ruotong was stupid.
Li Bing thought about it, how could he save this person if he was stupid? When Fan Jinzhong was raised, he was happy and stupid, and he relied on Butcher Hu's mouth to beat him. The disciples of Buddhism were stunned, and they were scared back. I hit my head on the TV series and had to hit it again. It's all dependent
Beat. Give Ruotong a look? Forget it, I can't do it. However, when the prisoners were interrogated on movies and television, they fainted, and they all woke up as soon as cold water was poured, why don't you try this method first? No, give it to him again.
Thinking of this, Li Bing beckoned Lin Xiaoqiang to immediately go to the well and carry a bucket of cold water, and poured it on Xiao Laodao. Stirred by this cold water, Xiao Lao Dao trembled, and really came back to his senses.
"Ah~~~" Xiao Lao Dao opened his mouth and shouted as soon as he came to his senses.
"Don't scream, don't scream!" Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth: "Damn, call a fart!" I almost didn't put Lao Tzu in, and I'm embarrassed to call it! ”
Xiao Lao Dao looked at Lin Xiaoqiang, but he didn't scream, he grabbed Lin Xiaoqiang's clothes tightly with both hands, and held them tightly, his eyes were full of nervousness and fear, as if he had a lot to say, but he was only excited and let out of the atmosphere.
"Okay, okay, Uncle took action to clean it up. It's okay, it's okay. Lin Xiaoqiang gently patted Xiao Lao Dao's back, and it took a long time to help him smooth out this breath.
"What just happened?" The little old man is shocked, he can say it, but he still doesn't dare to let go of his hand.
Lin Xiaoqiang arranged Uncle Yang's majestic deeds just now. The more the little old man listened, the lower his head became. In the end, Lin Xiaoqiang gushed endlessly, his eyebrows fluttered, and the little old man buried his head in his arms.
"Eh, I said what's wrong with you, this Uncle Yang has finally revealed his ability, your ability, cut, in front of others, don't mention it, don't mention it. I said, wait a minute, let's beg the uncle, teach us a few hands! ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! What are you happy about? I'm in for a big deal now. I don't know how I'm going to be punished. The little old man spoke with a sad voice, and tears flowed out as he spoke.
Fear is fear, just like when you did something wrong when you were a child, although you know that you will definitely be beaten, how to hide, and in the end you have to face your parents. It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided. Early death and early superbirth. Lin Xiaoqiang helped Xiao Lao Dao change his clothes and pulled him over to see Uncle Yang.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw Uncle Yang sitting on a chair. It's just that this time he no longer landed on his feet, but sat cross-legged on a chair, and the person was even more rickety, his face was pale, and he looked as if he had just had a serious illness.
None of the three spoke. Only Uncle Yang's panting, high and low, echoed in the room. Xiao Lao Dao stood straight next to him, his head drooping. Lin Xiaoqiang also stood up, peeking at Uncle Yang from time to time.
After an unknown amount of time, Uncle Yang spoke, his voice was weak and intermittent: "Ruotong, you pack up your things and go back to the mountain." ”
When Ruotong heard this, he knelt down with a plop: "Uncle, I was wrong, you can punish me no matter how you want, don't drive me back." ”
As he spoke, if he slammed his head on the ground, he would cry. Uncle Yang looked at Ruotong, his eyes were full of pity and kindness, and he sighed: "Hey, I'm not your master, what can I punish you?" In the end, you are still a child, your heart is undecided, and you can't blame all of you for almost making a big mistake this time
。 Mr. Two entrusted you to me, and I was also negligent in disciplining me, and I was entrusted by Mr. Two. Go back and be punished by your teacher. Where Mr. Two is, I will explain it to him. ”
Turning his head, he said to Lin Xiaoqiang: "Xiaolin, you go and get some travel expenses for him, let him go quickly!" ”
After speaking, Uncle Yang stopped talking and closed his eyes and sat quietly. Lin Xiaoqiang was shocked, this is the old way? This won't work!
"Uncle, uncle? Don't chase him away. Lin Xiaoqiang also knelt in front of Uncle Yang.
As if Uncle Yang hadn't heard, his eyes were closed and his face was pale. If you kneel on the ground, you are crying. Lin Xiaoqiang called a few times and pleaded for a long time, but Uncle Yang still didn't respond.
Li Bing looked at Uncle Yang's state and thought, looking at it like this, Uncle Yang is old, just now, he was powerful, but it seems that the body is also a huge consumption, according to the words that everyone understands, it is called a great injury to vitality. I've never seen an uncle sit cross-legged, now
So, isn't this some kind of exercise to restore the body? If the uncle is exercising and continues to beg to bother, it will not be good for Uncle Yang. It's better not to disturb him just yet, and wait until he recovers.
Thinking of this, I told Lin Xiaoqiang, don't interfere with the uncle first, let's withdraw first. The little old man is not in a hurry, it is called thinking in the long run, and he will talk about it when the uncle is better. Lin Xiaoqiang was right when he heard it, uncle, he was angry, and it was right to say it slowly. So he stood up and helped the little old man up
, pulling him back to the back.
Xiao Lao Dao's house is uninhabitable now, so he can only squeeze into Lin Xiaoqiang's house. This little old man knows how to cry, Lin Xiaoqiang can't persuade him, and he is upset to listen to it after crying for a long time. I was worried about Uncle Yang's condition, so it was almost dawn, and I saw that the sky was a little white, so I hurried to the house
Look at Uncle Yang.
Uncle Yang was still sitting cross-legged on the chair, his eyes closed, but his face seemed to be better. Lin Xiaoqiang went in lightly, and was hesitating to speak, but Uncle Yang spoke: "Has he cleaned up?" ”
As soon as he heard Uncle Yang ask, Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly stood beside the uncle: "Uncle, don't drive him away." If we do something wrong, whatever you punish, you can beat me. Leave him alone, he didn't mean to. ”
Uncle Yang listened to it and was silent for a long time. Lin Xiaoqiang didn't dare to come out, standing in a proper manner, looking down at Uncle Yang's shoes. After a long time, Uncle Yang said: "It's not that I want to drive him away, what he did is really not tolerated here." But I know a little bit of fur,
Just be bold and reckless, and be pretentious, and go on like this for a long time, hey. You tell him to go quickly, don't wait for me to drive people out myself!" ”
It seemed that the uncle's tone was resolute, and Lin Xiaoqiang didn't dare to speak anymore for a while, so he had to answer yes and go back to the house to talk to Xiao Laodao. The little old man cried again when he heard it, which meant that he had to beg in front of Uncle Yang again. Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing didn't feel good in their hearts, but when they looked at Yang Da just now
The attitude of the master, that is usually like two people. Usually no matter what happens, Uncle Yang is kind and slow-minded, but this time with such a straight face and resolute words, he knows that 99% of this matter cannot change Uncle Yang's decision, and now Uncle Yang looks like it
Zi's physical condition is also enough, why bother to hinder his old man's recovery? Although I was sad in my heart, I was reluctant to let the little old man go, but I could only stop the little old man and persuade him if he had nothing to say.
"I said that Senior Brother Ruotong, in my opinion, don't bother the uncle anymore. You also saw it just now, his old man is choking enough, and his face is pale. If you go to make trouble again, it will make his old man uneasy. When he said that just now, I think I was also iron-hearted
。 This person is old, and it is not easy to persuade him to come back, you must screw him, it is not easy to do. I think so, you go back to the mountain first, and when the uncle is better, I will slowly persuade him, and he will change his mind, and I will find a way to contact you, and I will say that Mr. II still asked you to come here
Won't we meet again? Do you think it's okay? ”
Ruotong also cried for half the night, and his eyes were swollen from crying. After listening to Lin Xiaoqiang's words, he actually knew that he couldn't change it if he was driven away, but he felt uncomfortable. First, I have lived for so many days, and I have feelings for Uncle Yang, Lin Xiaoqiang, and this Xiaoguan, and secondly, just
If you are driven back like this, won't you be even more unable to raise your head in front of your brothers in the future? But Uncle Yang's decision seems to be unchangeable, he cried sadly, passed his house, packed a few clean clothes, and didn't have rotten magic weapons, and put them in the backpack he carried when he came.
With tears in his eyes, this is the only way to go.
Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were also bitter in their hearts, and their noses were sour. If you want to say that this is a mistake, first of all, we got the bottle back, how did it end up, and the little old way was driven away? Next, how will Uncle Yang clean us up? I can't do that much now. At first sight
Crying and crying and about to leave with a backpack, Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly went back to the house, went to the place where the money was hidden, didn't count much, took a stack, at least a thousand yuan, and drove it out to Xiao Laodao. In the backpack, the pockets of clothes, and the pockets of pants are placed in three places, and there are thousands of instructions, where to take a taxi, how much
Money, where to take the bus, how to go, be careful on the road, be careful like that. Xiao Lao Dao has been traveling outside for more than a year, and there is no big problem with eating in the car, but everyone is reluctant. After a long time, and then reluctantly, there is no banquet in this world, a little old man
Gritted his teeth and stomped his feet ruthlessly, turned his head and went to the front, knelt in front of Uncle Yang and kowtowed a few times, stopped talking, turned around and opened the door, and walked away without looking back.
Seeing the little old man go away, Lin Xiaoqiang's eyes were also full of tears. It wasn't until the little old road walked away and couldn't see it that he sighed a few times and closed the door. After discussion, this little old way is finished, and then it's time for us, no matter what Uncle Yang does, we are cheeky anyway
Thick, if you want to drive us away, you will not leave if you are killed. Strive for the initiative first, yes, turned around and knelt directly in front of Uncle Yang.
I don't know if Uncle Yang knows that Lin Xiaoqiang is kneeling in front of him, anyway, Uncle Yang is still motionless and doesn't say a word. Lin Xiaoqiang knelt like this. After kneeling for less than half an hour, my feet couldn't stand it, as if I had cramps, and my whole body trembled with the pain in my heart. Lin Xiaoqiang
I really couldn't hold on, so I asked Li Bing to take over the body, and as soon as Li Bing took it, it was so uncomfortable that I almost jumped up.
The two of them gritted their teeth and insisted, feeling that their bodies were numb, so numb that they didn't feel uncomfortable, but this body was numb, as if their minds were also numb, and they were swaying in front of them. I don't know how long I knelt down, but I heard Uncle Yang speak: "You don't have to kneel." I know everything you think. Let's not talk about it now. There is something important to do right now, so you should get up and listen to me. ”
When Lin Xiaoqiang heard this, what else was going on? I agreed, and it took a long time to stand up, and my feet were numb and painful, which was a sour feeling. Uncle Yang asked Lin Xiaoqiang to bring the silver bottle, Lin Xiaoqiang twisted and twisted, and finally walked back to the house on Xiaolao Road, and after looking for a long time, he found the silver bottle and its lid on the ground, took it to the front, and handed it over to Uncle Yang. Uncle Yang didn't take it either, and said, "This bottle should be a pair." I don't want this one to be opened by you and let out the demons inside. I know you have some means, go and get that bottle back quickly, so that no one else will open it for no reason, and that will be a lot of trouble. ”
These bottles turned out to be two, huh? The ones in this bottle are so powerful, and the ones in that bottle are only half a catty. If someone really opened it, it would be a terrible thing. Lin Xiaoqiang agreed, and when he saw that Uncle Yang no longer spoke, he still closed his eyes and sat quietly, so he had to go back to the house, lie down and rest his legs, and discuss with Li Bing.
"What does Uncle Yang mean by this, this is still a pair, two monsters, male and female?"
"You don't care if he is bad, how can you get that one back. Aren't you an expert? Hurry up and figure it out. If it's too late, if it's opened, something big will happen! ”
"It's not easy to get it back. But this is taken back, but it is taken back, people have lost things, or cultural relics, and when I check it, I am afraid that things will make a big deal. You know, I've never made a big deal, and it's a hassle to get it. I still have to think about it. ”
"That's what you said, this cultural relic is lost, then it must be checked. Hi, I said, you're stupid too. Uncle Yang doesn't say it, this is a pair, if it is a pair, it should look similar. If you use this to exchange that one for that, then you won't be afraid that people will think that the cultural relics are lost. Anyway, this one is also opened, and it is useless to keep it, and Uncle Yang didn't say that he wanted to keep it. ”
"Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to get that one back. Flying a kite in the woods, I circled upside down. You're right, it's over. This tomb was only dug up yesterday, and it is estimated that they did not look at it carefully. It's easy to do, wait for me to go out and make sure that I can catch it. ”
After resting almost, Lin Xiaoqiang made up his mind and prepared. Seeing that it was nine o'clock, I packed up my clothes, took my things and went out.
When he came to the gate of the construction site, he was about to enter the construction site, and a security guard stopped him. Lin Xiaoqiang took out the appearance of a divine stick, unhurried, and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." I'm a Taoist next to me to the Fidelity Concept. This master, please ask you to be responsible for coming out, I have something to say. ”
After a while, the person in charge of the house came. Wearing a hard hat, wearing short sleeves, and holding a walkie-talkie. At first glance, it was a young man who looked like a little old man, but he didn't know how to say hello. This saw the monk with his hands folded, Amitabha, what did he say when he saw the old way? He only nodded and said hello, "Little Master, I am the person in charge of the scene." Are you looking for me? ”
Lin Xiaoqiang returned the salute: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." I am a Taoist from the Baozhen Temple next to me, even if you have seen me on the construction site. Yesterday, a tomb was dug up here, and the old man in Guanli knew about it, and said that he was afraid that something was not good, so he asked me to come and have a look, so that it could be resolved. ”
People who do engineering have always preferred to believe in these gods and ghosts. Breaking ground to start work depends on the direction of firecrackers, and the upper beam is capped to see the auspicious time to hang red, not to mention that a tomb is dug out in this construction site, which is evil in itself. The archaeological team came in, temporarily suspended, and several people in charge were discussing whether to invite the monk Lao Dao to do a law or something. hurriedly thanked him, and while welcoming Lin Xiaoqiang inside. This Lin Xiaoqiang pretended to be pretending, took out the talisman that was turned out in Ruotong's house, and no matter what he was doing, he walked here, pointed at it, and wanted to hang one, and the people hurriedly called someone to carefully paste it according to Lin Xiaoqiang's requirements; Wherever you go, point to it, hang one, and stick it again. After going around the construction site, pasting more than a dozen talismans, turning around, it turned to the place where the tomb was dug up.
The archaeological team has just started today's work, and it is unusual to see a group of people here, led by the person in charge with a little old man. When asked, he said that he was here to exorcise evil spirits. Where does the archaeological team believe this, but on other people's construction sites, many things also need to be cooperated. Besides, empathy, people ask for comfort in their hearts, that is also human nature. As long as you don't destroy the archaeological site, then you can play as much as you like. Several members of the archaeological team also came over to watch the excitement.
Lin Xiaoqiang's ability to pretend to be a magic stick is becoming more and more perfect. The face is calm, I don't know what to pinch in my hand, look east and west, choose a place seven or eight meters away from the tomb, squat down and draw a mess, as if what kind of formation, and then take out more than a dozen pieces of paper money in my arms and put it in it to ignite, and take out a few more talismans, learn the way Ruotong does it, chant it through, and then ignite the talisman, wave his hand and throw it into the air.
I have finished pretending to be a ghost, and I called the person in charge, saying that I have resolved the expulsion for you, and I can rest assured that everything will be safe in the future. Watching Lin Xiaoqiang's performance just now seemed to be very professional, after hearing this, he was busy thanking him, and in and out of words, it meant how much money to give Lin Xiaoqiang. Lin Xiaoqiang laughed, our Baozhen Guan has always had no merit box, how can we be greedy for money? The money doesn't have to be. When the person in charge heard it, did the Taoist priest still have no money? I was surprised. The workers who watched the excitement next to him had a quick mouth, and said that they had known about this Baozhen Temple, and they really didn't cheat money. This little master looks familiar, by the way, aren't you the one who flew to save people last year uploaded on the Internet? People are really monks and cultivators, and they are here to do good deeds. When everyone heard this, they were impressed by Lin Xiaoqiang again, and there was a burst of admiration.
As soon as he heard this, the person in charge was secretly happy. This is really a monk and a cultivator, so today's circle is more effective than the amateur Taoist priests who clearly mark the price outside, which can be regarded as picking up. Although the money is not given, but the gratitude must be expressed? Let's just say what to send to Guanli? Lin Xiaoqiang said that there is no need, it was originally a gesture, and I don't want you to thank you. You guys are busy with you, I haven't seen what archaeology is like, and today I have this rare opportunity, I'll just watch the excitement on the side, and it's a long experience.