Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang XXXVII, Uncle Retreat

Lin Xiaoqiang used the excuse to watch the excitement, so he stood next to the grave.

Everyone was polite again, and dispersed one after another, and the person in charge asked someone to take water for Lin Xiaoqiang to sit on. Just said that several members of the archaeological team of this archaeological team just saw the excitement of Lin Xiaoqiang's approach, and saw that Lin Xiaoqiang was not for money, and they also felt strange, and after listening to it again, this is still a hero who sacrifices himself to save others, and he can't help but be a little curious. Besides, Lin Xiaoqiang is also clear and beautiful, and his gestures are also well-behaved, although his feet are inconvenient, he looks like a serious monk. This is just an ordinary tomb in the Qing Dynasty, and there are no strange cultural relics, but a day or two of work, so all the people who come are young people, and the things are not valuable, if you want to see it, just take a look.

Lin Xiaoqiang stood on the side and watched, people cleaned up the tomb, drew pictures and took pictures, and they were busy with their own personal affairs. This tomb is really nothing special, and the things that accompany the burial are just some daily plates and bowls, with a few pieces of jewelry, and they are also very ordinary. Therefore, there is no special security strengthened, and the unearthed things are placed on a plastic sheet next to it, waiting for numbering, and a little girl with glasses is watching over it.

As soon as Lin Xiaoqiang saw that the opportunity had come, he slowly leaned over. "This is a relic, huh?"

"That's right. The unearthed ones are called cultural relics. ”

"I thought it was amazing. Isn't this just an ordinary plate and bowl? It's not as good as we see. ”

"Precious artifacts that are not easy to see, especially in our place. We are engaged in archaeology, real treasures, and we may not touch them a few times in our lives. But don't look at them as ordinary, but they can also provide us with a lot of historical information, which is also valuable for research. ”

"Oh, yes? I really don't understand. Can I touch it? ”

"Touch it, you can't take it anyway. Just be careful. Don't take it high, just look on the ground. ”

"This one is a plate, well, porcelain. What's this pictured above? I look like a birthday boy? Why is it so ugly? ”

"Hee-hee, that's a birthday boy. This is not ugly, don't look at the paintings of the ancients with modern eyes. ”

"Oh. Got it. What is this? I recognize that this one is a candle insertion, and we also have one in the view, but now it's useless, so it's a new one. It's still copper. ”

"Well, this one is wax skewers, and this one is tin. Let me ask you, you see that the skewer is so long, how can the candle be inserted? ”

"Haha, you can't bother me, the old master told me that the candles in the past were not made of cotton thread, and cotton threads were expensive in the past. In the past, the candle had a core made of straw rods, and the middle was empty, so the skewer was inserted directly. Today's candles are all solid, but they can't be inserted. The new one we replaced only had a very short stick, which was not much longer than the pushpin, so I plugged it in. ”

"I can't see it, you know it."

"Yes, I asked. Hey? This bottle is a bit pretty, why is it black? ”

Lin Xiaoqiang had already taken aim at the bottle, so he naturally stretched out his left hand to pick up the bottle, and his right hand seemed to go up and touch the bottle. Lin Xiaoqiang's hand is so fast, just like that, he took it and touched it, and he had successfully dropped the bag.

"It's a silver bottle, it's been buried for a long time, it's oxidized, it's black."

"Oh, that's right." Lin Xiaoqiang put down the bottle. Even if this is successful, it can't be left right away. I looked at the cultural relics on the ground one by one, chatted casually, and pretended to look at the work of others in the grave pit before I said goodbye and looked back.

Rao is Lin Xiaoqiang has handled countless things in his life, and this time he was careful and worried, holding the bottle tightly in his trouser pocket. This is a bomb, a careless one, isn't that more scary than a real bomb?

Trembling back to the view. Uncle Yang was still sitting cross-legged on the chair, and Lin Xiaoqiang stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "Uncle, uncle?" ”

Uncle Yang slowly opened his eyes, saw Lin Xiaoqiang, and said, "Get it back?" ”

"Got it back. Where's this thing? Do you keep it? ”

"You just find a place to put it and leave it untouched. I have something else to tell you. ”

"Hey. You said. ”

Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing now wish that Uncle Yang would instruct him to do things. It's been almost a year since he came to Guanli, and Uncle Yang didn't take the initiative to greet Lin Xiaoqiang for doing anything. It's all Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing who are trying to get close, of course, it's basically a hot face and a cold ass. This is what Uncle Yang ordered, and now it is the holy decree.

"You go and put the bottle away first, and go to your house and get a mat."

Lin Xiaoqiang agreed. It's a small matter to go into your own room and get a mat, where can I put this bottle? Put your own house? Didn't you sleep on a bag of explosives that night? I'm afraid I can't sleep well every night. Put the little old road in that house? Although no one lives in that house now, but last night the little old man released the monster in that house, and then put it in, who knows if his talisman is still effective, what if he releases it again? Uncle Yang's house is the safest, but Uncle Yang won't let him in. What can I do? After thinking about it, he simply put it in front of the statue and handed it over to the immortal town to live in. He bowed a few times to Taishang Laojun, afraid that someone would come and see the turmoil, so he hid the bottle behind the statue, and took some yellow paper to cover it.

When he went back to the house and pulled the mat he was sleeping on, Uncle Yang struggled to stand up, and Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly held on. Uncle Yang finally took two steps, stood still, and instructed Lin Xiaoqiang to move the chair away and spread the mat on the chair. Lin Xiaoqiang didn't know what this Uncle Yang was going to do, so he just did it. After laying out the mat, Uncle Yang let Lin Xiaoqiang hold him again, sat on the mat with difficulty, and then took out two talismans from his arms and said to Lin Xiaoqiang: "Close the door and bolt the door." The back door is also closed. This is posted on the inside of the gate, and this is posted on the back door frame. I'm going to lie down for a few days. Don't call me, don't touch me. Stay by my side, and don't go anywhere. ”

"Are you going to do good luck? That means I'll give you the Dharma Protector! That's fine, but I always have to eat, sleep, and go to the toilet, so how can I not go anywhere? ”

"Try not to go anywhere, just stay next to me. You take this again. ”

Uncle Yang gave Lin Xiaoqiang two more things, one is black and not slippery, the size of a soybean, like some kind of bean; The other looked like a red envelope, the size of a cigarette box, but it was folded on yellow paper, and it was full of runes and other things written in red.

"In case something happens, just take this medicine and tear this open. Remember, don't call me, don't touch me. Don't open the door to outsiders either. ”

"Hey! Yes. However, how many days will it take for you to do this? ”

"It's as short as three or five days, and as long as seven or eight days. Don't worry, I'll wake up. Remember what I said, be careful! ”

"Okay, don't worry!"

Uncle Yang nodded, slowly lay down, and lay down to the right side, with his face facing the wall. There is no pillow either, just a curly humerus sleeping on the arm. After a while, he was motionless.

Lin Xiaoqiang bolted the door first, and then pasted the talismans of the front and back doors. Come back and sit on the ground next to Uncle Yang.

"What is this? Isn't it dark? ”

"Didn't Uncle Yang say it was medicine?"

"Medicine? Doctor or something? Cure-all? ”

"I don't know. We are not sick, what medicine do we take? ”

"Why don't we try?"

"Don't, don't. Uncle Yang said, I will eat again if I have something, but now there is nothing to do. ”

"Just kidding, look at you. I didn't know that this medicine couldn't be taken indiscriminately? If you have something to eat, what can you do? ”

"Who knows. Just don't be last night, anyway. ”

"Don't mention it, don't mention it, I'm afraid to think about it."

"Be careful, anyway. You put it away first, don't drop it. ”

"yes, I know."

Just sitting, time passed incredibly slowly. Sitting and dozing up. As soon as he dozed off, Li Bing suddenly remembered one thing, that is, what to do at night? It's been a year, and Li Bing has also figured it out, Lin Xiaoqiang is his own body, he will be hungry and sleepy, that's normal. When Li Bing didn't control his body, he didn't feel hungry or painful, but he still felt tired. This has always been Lin Xiaoqiang's rest, and he followed the rest, as soon as his eyes were closed, the two of them did not speak, the monitor in front of Li Bing was also black, and Li Bing fell asleep in a daze just like before. As soon as Lin Xiaoqiang opened his eyes, Li Bing woke up. It is equivalent to the fact that the two of them are sleeping, which is synchronized. If you don't sleep for a few days, the gods can't bear it. After discussing for a long time, Lin Xiaoqiang proposed it, this body is one, but both of us can control it, why don't we take turns? One person controls the body, the other sleeps?

I've never tried this before. It's hard to give it a try. Li Bing said to sleep, but the same thing as the monitor in front of him kept on, and it couldn't be turned off, so he couldn't stop looking at it. How do you sleep with this?

The problem of sleeping has not been solved, and the problem of eating has come again. There is no refrigerator in the temple, and the dishes are bought freshly every day. This can't be a step away from Uncle Yang, what to eat? Fortunately, there was rice, and there were some noodles, and by noon, he was really hungry, so Li Bing made a bowl of noodles to eat first. It took a lot of effort to make this noodle, and when I went out to carry a bucket of water, I hurriedly came in to take a look at Uncle Yang and sit for a few minutes; I put the water in the pot and hurried in. Cook noodles, run in and out more than a dozen times, and then sit in front of Uncle Yang, sucking and eating. Li Bing said, let's eat this meal today, just starve to death. Tomorrow I will cook a pot of porridge, and I will put it in this house, soak it in cold water, and it should not be spoiled for a day.

When you're full, you want to pull. The problem of going to the toilet is back. The bathroom is so far away, it won't take seven or eight minutes to get rid of it, so you can't see or hear what is happening here. As soon as he bit his heart, Lin Xiaoqiang was now able to move in this view of life and death, so he simply took a bucket, put it next to the back door, and covered it with something. When he relieved himself, he turned his head to look at the house, and after solving the problem, he came back to guard for a few minutes, and then rushed out and splashed something into Lin Xiaoqiang's vegetable patch.

This is a day and a night. The next morning, Lin Xiaoqiang said that he couldn't stay up, handed over his body to Li Bing, and disappeared, and Li Bing didn't answer. couldn't contact Lin Xiaoqiang, Li Bing was confused, he just had his body, and no one interfered, he was really not used to it, as if he was back to his previous life. Originally, Li Bing would definitely be in a trance with emotion in this state, but now he is too sleepy, his mind is full of paste, and he doesn't know what to think about. Li Bing kept reminding himself that he must not sleep, sit on the ground for a while, sit on a chair for a while, stand up for a while, walk around the house for a while, and be confused and fluttering upside down. I don't know how long it took, but with a stirring in his mind, Lin Xiaoqiang seemed to wake up, and greeted Li Bing lively. Li Bing handed over his body, as if he was relieved, and he didn't have the strength to talk to Lin Xiaoqiang, so he was so relieved that he actually fell asleep.

I just stayed up like this, and it took three days to stay up. It's summer, I haven't bathed for three days, and my body is sticky and smells of sweat. There is also a toilet at the back door, and it can't be opened for ventilation, and the smell in this room is a weapon of mass destruction, referred to as a mass killer. However, what the ancients said is good, for a long time, the abalone has not smelled its smell, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing have been staying inside, and they are completely unaware of this. In addition to the problem of sleeping, which is more troublesome, and it is not that you are sleepy and crazy and can't rest separately, other things are endured and endured.

In the afternoon, Lin Xiaoqiang was walking around the house when there was a sudden bang, bang, bang. Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing beat the spirit, is this what the uncle said is going to have an accident? Hurriedly reached out and held the medicine in his pocket in his hand and looked around. Listen again, bang bang bang, as soon as I identify the direction, it turns out that someone is knocking on the door outside.

I breathe a sigh of relief, it's good that something didn't happen. Who is this, and who else is coming to watch it now? Leaning on the crack in the door and looking outside, it took a while to see clearly, it was actually the person in charge of the construction site, and there were several young people standing behind him, all of whom looked like the archaeological team.

"Don't knock, don't knock, it's here." Lin Xiaoqiang shouted through the door panel.

"Oh, little master, where are you? How does this lock the door? It's a hot day. Open it up and let us in. ”

"I'm sorry, the master in the temple is in retreat, I don't see outsiders, please go back, I'll talk about something in a few days."

"Retreat? Oh, there are so many things you monks do. Come, come, Xiao Zhang, you tell him. ”

The figure outside the door swayed, and the girl with glasses stepped forward, Lin Xiaoqiang said in his heart that I had lost my bag? No way, I've seen it, the two bottles are exactly the same. The mud marks on it are not the same? I put it down and it looks cleaner? What if this is really looking for that bottle? They can't take it. What kind of lie does this have to be told to deceive the past? was thinking wildly, Miss Xiao Zhang spoke: "Master Xiaolin, remember me?" We've finished doing it, and I heard that your view is a historic site or a city-level protected cultural relic, so we discussed it and came over to take a look, which can be regarded as a cultural relics survey. Do you think it's convenient to open the door and let us in? ”

As soon as he heard this, Lin Xiaoqiang's heart was put back in his stomach. It's no problem to come and survey the cultural relics, it's reasonable, and it is always right to let people come in and sit and drink a glass of water. But it's really not the right time for you to pick one. Uncle Yang specially ordered not to open the door, this is a talisman, I don't know what to pay attention to. Anyway, I'm sorry for you once with that bottle, so I'm sorry for you again.

"Hello, oops, I'm sorry, the old master has retreated, explained, and won't let the door open. I've been eating, drinking, and watching Lazar for the past few days. In a few days, otherwise, you can leave me a mobile phone number, and the next time I come to play, I will say it in advance, and I will prepare a meal to entertain you. ”

"If you don't open the door during the retreat? Let's come in and have a look, so as not to disturb the purity of the master. ”

"No, the old man is afraid that I will go around, so I am not allowed to open the door, and there are seals on this door. If he had finished his retreat and seen the seal move and the door open, I wouldn't have been able to explain it to him. Another day, we can't move away anyway, you can come and welcome at any time. ”

"It's really inconvenient, isn't it? All right. Then we won't bother you. ”

Leaving their mobile phone numbers, the group left. Lin Xiaoqiang watched through the crack in the door for a long time. It's a false alarm. Looking back at Uncle Yang, he was still motionless, and he didn't even have a sound of breathing. Lin Xiaoqiang sighed and said to Li Bing, it's okay during the day, but at night, guarding the uncle like this, it's like guarding a dead man, and he panics. Li Bing hurriedly stopped, don't talk nonsense, I feel furious in my heart when I say it. Are you cursing your uncle? Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly apologized, it was just a slip of the tongue and a joke.

Jokes aside, this Dharma protector work still has to continue. Five days have passed, and Uncle Yang still hasn't woken up. If it weren't for his confidence in Uncle Yang, Lin Xiaoqiang really wanted to reach out to explore, would Uncle Yang still be angry. When I thought of Uncle Yang's sallow face and commanded, not to call him, not to touch him, I don't know why, my heart was still a little sour. It seems that Uncle Yang was really injured this time, if it weren't for the fact that he was catching that monster, the time when Uncle Yang was not majestic, his body would have been strong. Hey, I still blame us, I have too much confidence in the little old way, and I don't have these things if I stop him. Just hand over the things directly to Uncle Yang, and the monster won't be released, the little old man won't be driven away, and Uncle Yang won't be like this. Hey, it's a pity that there are no regret pills sold in the world. Little Old Dao should go back to the mountain, right? It's not far away. How many days has it been? Don't make a phone call. I wonder how he's doing now?

No matter how difficult and difficult the days are, there will come an end, and it is best to grit your teeth and endure every day. On the afternoon of the seventh day, Uncle Yang finally woke up.

When he woke up, it didn't mean that he was like sleeping, yawning, stretching, opening his eyes, and waking up. At about six o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were bored in the room again, and they heard a sound, how to describe it, the sound was not loud, a bit like a snoring, a bit like a bass dragging out a long note, and a little like a full burp, in short, it was such a low subwoofer-like sound coming. Is this going to happen again? The two of them nervously took the good guys, looked for the source of the sound everywhere, and searched around, only to find that it was from Uncle Yang. Wow, this sound dragged on for seven or eight minutes. Which singer, no matter how large his lung capacity is, no matter how long the prolonged tone drags on, it is not as long as this sound. When this burst of sound ended, Uncle Yang supported the ground with his right hand and slowly sat up. It's really amazing for him, he has slept with his hands bent for seven or eight days, and his hands are not numb?