Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang XVII, pretend to be a Taoist
In the next few days, Lin Xiaoqiang was not idle, and successively moved a lot of things from his residence.
Li Bing has never entered Lin Xiaoqiang's partner's room, and every time he wants to go in, Lin Xiaoqiang says forget it. If you want to move completely, you have to go in and clean up.
Actually, there's nothing special about it. A computer, a table of all kinds of tools and parts, plus all kinds of smelly clothes and smelly socks. Lin Xiaoqiang went in and simply packed some things, not much, half of the book was packed. Li Bing didn't ask too much, for fear of arousing Lin Xiaoqiang's sadness, so he packed up the last batch of things, and was ready to say goodbye to the place where Lin Xiaoqiang was said to have lived for more than two years, and went to live in the asbestos tile house of the Taoist temple.
"That's leaving?"
"Let's go, what else are you going to do? Banging gongs and drums? ”
"I mean, you don't say hello to the landlord?"
"Forget it, I didn't pay him, he will come back to pick the lock and clean it up. Anyway, he still has two months' rent deposit in his hand, and he doesn't lose anything. Gone, nothing good to ink. ”
Just go, Li Bing is not as good as an old man like Lin Xiaoqiang. When the door was closed, Lin Xiaoqiang found a place to throw the key, which was to say goodbye to the past years and move towards a new life in Taoism.
This new life is not very easy. Uncle Yang dozed off during the day, but he didn't sleep much at night, and he got up early in the morning, crackling here, crackling everywhere, and I didn't know what he was doing. Lin Xiaoqiang according to what Li Bing said, earn and perform, get up early in the morning, sprinkle and sweep the court, Uncle Yang came together, and got up with him. But this small broken Taoist temple is less than forty square meters in total, and there is nothing to clean. There are few kinds of furniture, the idol is a mud tire, there is no need to wipe it, and there is no cleaning of the idol in the sky. Don't wipe the stove around every day. In addition to buying vegetables and eating, Uncle Yang mostly doze off on a chair. This life is really not much different from Lin Xiaoqiang's previous life of eating, sleeping, sleeping, and eating, and there is nothing that is not adaptable. The key is this meal, every day is either green vegetables or radishes, and after eating it for three days, Lin Xiaoqiang's mouth fades out of a bird. In total, he simply asked Li Bing to buy vegetables and meat, take out a bottle of wine, and cook a table of dishes, which can be regarded as filial piety to Uncle Yang. Originally, I was afraid that Uncle Yang would eat fast, but as a result, as soon as the dishes were served, Uncle Yang could eat meat and drink wine. After drinking two taels, the interest is not bad, Chen sesame rotten grain matter nagging and talking about it, often the Republic of China in the twenties and Chinese New Year's Eve, and finally instructed, such food is very good drops, you can often engage in drips, the uncle is satisfied with drops.
If you do it a few more times, Lin Xiaoqiang will have no money in his hands. The phone is completely down. Didn't say anything. I had to honestly rub Uncle Yang's radish and cabbage. Fortunately, there is always a meeting on the fifteenth day of the new year, and there are many traditional Taoist festivals, and a large number of people come to burn incense and eat fasting. Uncle Yang doesn't personally organize this matter, and in the future, there will be an old lady who comes, this one is responsible for buying rice and vegetables, and the other is responsible for cooking bean curd, and this one is in charge of collecting money and is in good order. The people who came each received ten or five yuan, and after removing the cost, the few remaining were handed over to Uncle Yang. Fortunately, although it is a vegetarian dish, there are more dishes in the end, and Lin Xiaoqiang is also happy to have a full meal. The old ladies saw that Lin Xiaoqiang was a living person, and they also asked Uncle Yang Is this your apprentice? Uncle Yang is also interesting and noncommittal. Later, when I saw Lin Xiaoqiang's foot, the old ladies were compassionate and compassionate, and Amitabha Buddha Immeasurable Tianzun thought for a while, Lin Xiaoqiang looked interesting, and his heart was playful, and he couldn't see the lame foot when he walked normally, and then he walked with a limp, as if his left leg was really short. Within a few months, everyone who came to eat fast knew that Uncle Yang in this view had accepted a lame apprentice.
The weather is getting cooler day by day, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing staring at Uncle Yang with wide eyes every day, but they don't get any results. This Uncle Yang, every morning when he gets up and is busy, he goes out to buy vegetables, and when he comes back to make breakfast, he adds lamp oil and lights incense in front of the statue, says goodbye, and recites it. After walking around the inside and outside for a few laps, Zhang Luo made lunch, and after lunch, he sat on the chair and dozed off. I woke up from sleep, made dinner, and after dinner, I added lamp oil and lit incense to chatter, boiled water, washed my face and feet, and went to bed early. On these days, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing are scratching their ears and cheeks. I haven't learned anything else, but I remember a lot of Taoist festivals, what, what is the birthday of the ninth Jade Emperor God in the first month of the first month, the sixth day of the second month of the Donghua Emperor's Christmas, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, but a quarter of this birthday and that birthday. Lin Xiaoqiang thinks that this Taoism is not a one-birthday teaching, and it will be born if there is nothing to do.
Uncle Yang also recites in front of the statue every day, and he can't hear what he reads clearly. Lin Xiaoqiang doesn't understand, forget it, this Li Bing has also read the Tao Te Ching when he was young, listening to it left and right, it is indeed not like it. Incantations? Not like that. What is too high, the old gentleman is as anxious as the law, and there is no law. There is only one statue in the view, Li Bing asked Uncle Yang, who is this for, Uncle Yang said, it is Taishang Laojun, Li Bing said that it is generally not for Sanqing? Yuan Shi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, Lingbao Emperor, I knew it when I watched Journey to the West when I was a child, but this Uncle Yang said, we are small, we can't put down so many statues, it's enough to provide a Taishang Laojun. Li Bing was speechless for a while.
Gradually, when I went to sleep, I felt cold. Fortunately, Lin Xiaoqiang is young in the end, and he doesn't take off his coat when he sleeps, but he can pass it.
In the barren yard, the grass was already dry, and Uncle Yang instructed that the grass should be cut down and burned as firewood. This work will be over in two days. When I cut the grass, I found that the grass was not all weeds, and there were actually a lot of green bars in it. This green bar tree is not for maturity, in the rural areas of southern Sichuan, it is planted as a shrub, cut more and more, less than the thickness of the little finger, specially for cutting as firewood. Li Bing has no experience in rural life, Lin Xiaoqiang seems to understand very well, and said that this Uncle Yang will live, just such an empty land, and it has been turned into Chai Mountain. Speaking of Chai Mountain, it doesn't matter, Lin Xiaoqiang proposed to Uncle Yang that night, anyway, this land is idle and idle, not to mention big farming, in the spring, it is good to plant some eggplant, pepper, cucumber, loofah, pumpkin, winter melon or something, it is better than green vegetables and tofu every day. Uncle Yang said that anyway, he can't move at his age, you can plant whatever you want. So, Lin Xiaoqiang was very bored, and did the work of clearing the wasteland in the backyard, turning over the land first, planning what to plant in this piece and what to plant in that piece in the spring.
After a few months, he had no money on his body, and Lin Xiaoqiang's hair was not cut, and it looked like a woman's shawl hair. Uncle Yang flipped around, found a hairpin, pulled Lin Xiaoqiang's hair up, and tied a bun on his head, which is called a strange shape. When Nurse Xiaoxia came to play, she didn't recognize it at first glance, but she recognized it as her little third brother, laughing until her stomach hurt, but she could laugh enough and have a good dream before going to bed this night.
On this day, the winter solstice has just passed, and the winter solstice is the birthday of the first Tianzun, and the view is lively all day. However, how long is it the first day of the lunar month, Uncle Yang said that reciting a sutra on the first day of the lunar month is equivalent to reciting 100,000 volumes at ordinary times. So, prepare for the first day of the new year. said that there is a lot of trouble, in fact, Lin Xiaoqiang also knows, and he has nothing to do with Uncle Yang. I got up in the morning, boiled a pot of hot water, picked up a big broom, and started sweeping the floor.
Lin Xiaoqiang is not lazy in doing things, sweeping the floor, and even sweeping the street in front of the gate is clean. Before sweeping the door, Uncle Yang went out to buy vegetables and didn't come back, saying that he had bought noodles, and he had to wait. Lin Xiaoqiang was standing at the door with a broom, discussing with Li Bing, this noodle has no eggs, how to make it delicious.
was chatting, and there was an eldest sister in the alley in front of the door who was pushing three wheels and walking slowly. At first glance, this is the sale of early stalls to go home. There are many kinds of breakfast in this city, too. This eldest sister is the earliest to sell, get up in the middle of the night, steamed buns and porridge are done, push the cart out early, five or six o'clock, alley mouth, station, so sold, mainly sell on the morning shift, overtime just went home. Speaking of which, the person who sells this is also a hard worker, and the person who buys it is also a hard worker. This came out early, and the stall was closed early, after seven o'clock, I had to take advantage of the fact that the chengguan did not go to work, collect the stall early and go home to sleep, and then get up and help my husband make fast food at noon. Li Bing used to eat fast food, although he was not good at chatting, but he still knew the hard days of such a husband and wife boss.
Lin Xiaoqiang's eyes were sharp, and at a glance, he saw a sneaky person behind the tricycle. Greeted Li Bing: "Hey, look, there are close-quarters." ”
"Ah," Li Bing didn't react for a while, followed Lin Xiaoqiang's gaze, and found the person: "You mean this is a thief?" ”
"Hehe, you wait and see."
Lin Xiaoqiang is a professional in the end, and he knows at a glance that it is a peer. The man looked left and right, took two steps, and approached the eldest sister who was pedaling three wheels, and the eldest sister didn't notice that there was someone behind her, and a satchel was thrown on the right buttocks.
"You're giving that big sister a heads-up." When Li Bing saw that the man was about to make a move, he couldn't help but be anxious.
"Reminder? Why should I be reminded? ”
"You person, don't care if you see a thief!"
"Are you really weird? Why should I care? Is this a constant way of making money? ”
"Return the money! People get up in the middle of the night and work hard to earn a few dollars, but they are stolen like this, which is called the cutting off of people's wealth! ”
"You don't understand, don't care."
"You don't care about me, give me the body!"
"No! Hey, what, what. ”
Li Bingzheng was desperately trying to snatch control of his body here, but Lin Xiaoqiang refused to let him, his body was stiff for a while, and he couldn't move. The thief started very quickly, and at the moment when Li Bing and Lin Xiaoqiang were arguing, he had already taken out a lot of money from the eldest sister's bag, and he didn't take out the second time, no matter how much, he put it in his arms, pulled the zipper, turned around and left.
Li Bing looked anxious and stepped up to tear with Lin Xiaoqiang, and at this moment, the thief turned around and ran over again. Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing didn't understand what was going on for a while, they caught up with a person from behind, ran fast, caught up with the thief in a few clicks, and without saying a word, kicked on the back, the thief pounced forward, and a dog ate and fell to the ground.
The person who kicked him up stepped on his back, and then two policemen ran behind him, and they went up and relied on, and one of them said, "It's you kid again" Why is it so, it seems that this kid is a habitual offender.
Lin Xiaoqiang only then noticed that he kicked over the thief just now, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, he sees that his legs are weak and his feet are tendoned. It turned out to be none other than Officer Wu Qiong.
"Stop fighting, let's run!" Lin Xiaoqiang said anxiously.
"Run? What to run? Li Bing also saw Wu Qiong just now, and he was overjoyed, someone has cleaned you up now: "What are you running?" Can you outrun her with your legs and feet now? ”
"If you can't run, you have to run, she'll be done when she sees me!"
"Don't run. If you run, it means that your heart is weak. Besides, just your appearance, she knew at a glance that you were living here, and she didn't catch you this time, so won't you block you next time? This is called running to the monk and not being able to run to the temple, understand? ”
"Damn, what do you say?" Lin Xiaoqiang asked, "Damn, think of a way, come here!"
Li Bing was secretly happy, and said unhurriedly: "So, you pretend to be pitiful." Your feet are like this, what can she really do with you? ”
Before Lin Xiaoqiang had time to think about it, Wu Qiong walked over. When I saw Lin Xiaoqiang at first sight, I didn't recognize it, I was just about to say hello, and I felt that this person was familiar, and after a closer look, I was suddenly angry from my heart, and evil was born to the side of my heart.
"It's you kid!" came up, Wu Qiong grabbed Lin Xiaoqiang's collar.
"Officer Wu, what are you doing here?" Lin Xiaoqiang pretended to be calm.
"What do you say? Hey, boy, I'll see where you're going! ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Officer Wu, now that you just let me run, then I can't run either. ”
"What's in it? What do you mean, can't run? Wu Qiong was puzzled, but she was also sure that this kid couldn't run out of the palm of her hand, so she let go and pushed Lin Xiaoqiang out.
Lin Xiaoqiang staggered back two steps before he stopped, deliberately exaggerating the defect of his left foot. Seeing that Wu Qiong saw something, she simply, without doing anything, bent down to take off her shoes, pulled off her socks, pulled up her trouser legs a little, and raised her feet to let Wu Qiong look at her back ankles.
Wu Qiong is a criminal policeman, I haven't seen it and heard of it, this is the so-called being picked with hamstrings. I was secretly frightened, and my mouth slipped out without paying attention: "Yes!" Now it's retribution, I see, oops, forget it, put on your shoes, they stink to death. He covered his nose as he spoke.
Seeing Wu Qiong's pity, Lin Xiaoqiang knew that this bitter plan was successful, so he put on his shoes unhurriedly. Wu Qiong took advantage of his shoes and asked, "You, forget it, I don't bother to ask." Now you're living here? ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, now I will temporarily live in the contemplation."
"It's good, it's clean here. Who, then, Wang'er, just handcuff that boy back, you have brought your way, go back and do your business. ”
Hearing the greeting, the two policemen who came with him agreed a few words, and escorted the thief to the police station without mentioning it, Lin Xiaoqiang pretended to beckon Wu Qiong to sit in the temple.
What is there to sit on this broken view, Wu Qiong did not refuse, and entered the door and sat on the chair where Uncle Yang was sitting. Lin Xiaoqiang poured water again, but Wu Qiong stopped him.
"Alright, okay, don't come here. Do you live here? ”
"That's right."
"Then I'll ask you about someone, there is a Lin Xiaosan, who said that he also lives with you, you know."
"Who?" Lin Xiaoqiang didn't understand for a while.
"Lin Xiaosan? It's called Lin Xiaosan. Right. ”
"What are you looking for him?"
"Where do you talk so much, why do you care if I look for him, just say you don't know him!"
"This, I know, I know, but this," Lin Xiaoqiang was hesitant, and quickly discussed with Li Bing here, this Wu Qiong seemed to have come specifically to find herself, but she didn't know that she was Lin Xiaoqiang, what kind of routine was this?
"Hurry up, I say! I asked him for a favor. Do you know it? ”
"Help? You police also need someone to help? ”
"Why so much nonsense! Say it quickly, say it quickly. ”
After quietly discussing a few words, Li Bing thought that Wu Qiong's mouth said that he wanted Lin Xiaoqiang to help, and it was probably not a bad thing. Everyone knows that Lin Xiaoqiang is here, and if he really wants to arrest him, then why bother to visit the door in the middle of the day, and find a time to directly block the house. Besides, Lin Xiaoqiang has no case in the hands of the police, so there will be no major incident. Lin Xiaoqiang thought about it for a while, so it was better to admit it first and see what kind of medicine was sold in this Wu Qiong's gourd.
"This Officer Wu, the person you are talking about, he is me."
"You?" Wu Qiong was taken aback. Isn't this a thief who picks locks and climbs walls, why is he so famous? "You are Lin Xiaosan?"
"My surname is Lin, and I have a nickname called Xiaosan, but I don't call Lin Xiaosan."
"Hehe, I can't see it, you're still a character." Wu Qiong looked Lin Xiaoqiang up and down: "The more I look at it, the more I don't feel like it, you look so small, and you are still a thief?" ”
Lin Xiaoqiang was provoked by this, as if he was insulted, and if he didn't do it for a long time, his hand was also itchy. Hearing Wu Qiong say this, he laughed: "What am I stealing like this, you are looking for the wrong person." Huh, what is this? ”
Lin Xiaoqiang's eyes looked at Wu Qiong's feet, Wu Qiong didn't pay attention, he unconsciously glanced down, there was nothing on his feet, and when he raised his eyes, Lin Xiaoqiang hooked a pair of handcuffs with one finger and was staring at Wu Qiong.
Wu Qiong reached out and touched her waist, and the handcuffs were gone. I was secretly surprised in my heart, this kid is fast enough. His face was silent, and he took the handcuffs generously. Holding it in his hand: "It's fast, it looks like I'm looking for you." ”
Lin Xiaoqiang was a little proud, completely forgetting that it was the police on the other side. Wu Qiong originally wanted to handcuff this kid back, but after thinking about it, he was here to ask for help, so he endured his anger and begged someone: "There is a favor, you have to help me." ”
This year, Wu Qiong was unlucky enough to meet Lin Xiaoqiang.
Li Bing jumped off the building, and in the end, two deaths and one injury were made, and the impact was too great, and in the end, the deputy team leader was withdrawn, and he also memorized a demerit punishment. Fortunately, the leadership protected it, and this matter ended here, without further investigation. Wu Qiong didn't have a word to do work, and it was nothing to go back to be an ordinary criminal policeman, after all, the two lives were lost because she was not calm, and Wu Qiong actually blamed herself for this. Later, when there was a big underwear thief, Wu Qiong thought that she was a woman, and these cases were more convenient, so she took the initiative to ask Ying and stationed in the nursing school to investigate. As a result, Lin Xiaoqiang reported the news. The case was solved, but the old man stayed up in the hospital for four days, and he still didn't survive. Fortunately, it was his own physical problem, and he was a lonely old man, and the nursing school also wanted to settle things quickly, but in the end, he ended up with a merit and a demerit, not to say that Wu Qiong had a merit in solving the case, nor did he say that Wu Qiong did not enforce the law properly, and there was no final conclusion in the vague way. Anyway, the case of the underwear theft is over, and the students of the health school are safe, giving the masses an explanation, and also proving that as long as the public security police take action, criminals will not be able to escape justice.
In the past six months, Wu Qiong has been unjustly panicked and panicked. That's when the turnaround came.