Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang Sixteen, you must rub rice

After the old man finished this, he turned around, as if he had just seen Lin Xiaoqiang. Squinting and smiling, he asked Xiao Xia, "Who is this little handsome guy?" ”

"This is my friend, my name is Little Third Brother."

Lin Xiaoqiang bowed slightly according to what Li Bing taught: "Good Taoist." ”

"Okay, okay, haha, don't you come to say goodbye?"

"That's right, little third brother, you can also say goodbye."

Li Bing told the truth that he didn't believe in ghosts and gods before, and Lin Xiaoqiang was a thief, so he didn't believe in anything except himself. But Li Bing was so stunned in Lin Xiaoqiang's body, coupled with the perspective of the old security man, the two were really vague. The old man and Xiao Xia greeted each other like this, but they felt that it was better to bow down, anyway, there was no harm in worshipping God more.

Kneeling down on the futon, his hands folded, the old man stood beside him and muttered again. Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing looked up at the statue, but it was blank for a while, and he didn't know what to pray. At this moment, all of a sudden, as if the old man's voice was getting louder and louder, the old man reached out and picked up a bell from the offering table, raised his hand and shook it, and the bell rang. This sound of Xiao Xia didn't matter, in the ears of Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing, it was no less than a thunderbolt, and their whole body trembled, and their spirits were shocked.

"What's going on?" Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were shocked at the same time.

"Number One, how do you feel?" Lin Xiaoqiang asked.

"Don't talk, this old man is not simple." Li Bing became timid. It is said that the monks and Taoists who have Taoism have opened their eyes and can see ghosts and monsters, and they are so pinned on Lin Xiaoqiang's body, I don't know if they are a ghost. What if this old man does have some mana, and he is happy to come to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and he takes himself away, what should he do?

"I don't think it's easy." Lin Xiaoqiang agreed.

After a few bows, he got up and stood up. Lin Xiaoqiang didn't know the rules of going to the temple and burning incense, what to do next after kowtowing, so he could only stand aside, not daring to make a sound, and watching Xiao Xia's actions.

Xiao Xia didn't take any special action, took a small stool, sat next to it and chatted with Uncle Yang. Recently, my health has been good, what news is there for the people who burn incense, but there is no nutrition. Uncle Yang kept laughing at Mimi, sat on the chair, and chatted with Xiao Xia very energetically.

Lin Xiaoqiang couldn't interject, and he looked embarrassed when he stood up, and Li Bing was also very nervous, afraid that in case this smiling old man suddenly burst out and showed some magic weapon, thunderbolt palm five thunder method or something.

"Shall I go back and forth?" Lin Xiaoqiang felt that it was better to stay away, and this was the second time he had experienced such a ghostly thing, and it was always necessary to discuss with Li Bing.

Seeing Uncle Yang waving his hand, Lin Xiaoqiang walked through the simple doorway and came to the small patio behind.

The last time I came in over the wall, the light was not good, and I didn't look at it carefully. Li Bing hasn't been to this place for more than ten years, and many memories are actually not very right. Moreover, the patio behind itself has also changed a lot. The bluestone paved ground is still there, but how do you look at it and feel smaller than when you were a child; The well in the middle had not changed, it seemed that it was still in use, the ground was wet, and there was a bucket tied to a rope beside it; On the left-hand side, Li Bing remembered that it was a small and dark room, which was said to be a toilet, of course, there was no sewer at that time, and this toilet was also a wooden toilet. Now this piece of land has been leveled out, along the courtyard wall to build a shed of more than ten meters, below two small stoves and a few large stoves, the small stove burns the gas canister, the big stove is pitch black, it seems to be burning wood, there are cabinets directly on the stove, and even the stove is stacked with large and small bowls, Li Bing knows at a glance that this is the guy who eats fast on the fifteenth day of the new year.

Outside the shed, there are piles of chopping wood, rotten wood and boards. Last time, Lin Xiaoqiang was squatting in this position. On the opposite side, along the courtyard wall, there are three rooms built, with red brick walls and asbestos tile roofs, which are very rough. When I walked over, the door was not locked, and the two rooms were piled with tables and stools, and the other room was also a mess with countless miscellaneous items. A few meters away, actually built a toilet, but also divided men and women, although it is still a simple red brick asbestos tile to build, but the door is plastic steel, look at the size, there are four or five squatting positions. Beyond the toilet, there is a large courtyard overgrown with wild grass, which is quite wide, but I don't know what it feels like to sleep at night and face a wasteland.

"Where did this old man come from?"

"Call Uncle, call Uncle, I always feel that he can hear us." Li Bing was inexplicably weak-hearted.

"Uncle is uncle, at that age, it's no problem to call grandpa." Lin Xiaoqiang was so strong that he didn't get entangled: "But it's not like that." You say, TV says, there are monks and Taoists who practice Taoism, what is that?"

"The monk is called benevolent eyebrows and good eyes, or the treasure is solemn, and the Taoist chief generally talks about the fairy wind and bones. Haven't read a book. ”

"Yes, yes, the fairy wind and bones are all like that, you see this uncle, he is not wearing the clothes worn by Taoist priests, and he looks like the old man who watches the gate in the community, how can he be a master?"

"Hey, people can't be deceitful, let's not mention this first. I don't think this uncle is simple, maybe it's really a bit of a way. ”

"If there is a way to do it, don't care about him first, the question is what do we do now?"

"Actually, I've been thinking about it for a long time. I think if this uncle has malicious intentions towards us, just now, maybe he will directly treat us, mainly me, what's wrong. But they didn't do it. Did you notice it, I felt a lot more comfortable just now. ”

"That's right. In the past few days, I have been unable to lift my spirits, and my whole body is soft, and I have gained a lot of strength from such a shock just now. Eh, I say, are we going to fall to the ground for no reason? ”

"I don't know, of course it's best not to fall. But who knows? This strange fall to the ground is inexplicable, and the hospital can't find out why, maybe it has something to do with these gods and ghosts. If this uncle has the ability, then not only can he solve the problem of falling, maybe the old man saw through or something, and how I am in your body, these can tell us the ins and outs. ”

"Haha, that's good, let's also cultivate a clairvoyant eye?" Lin Xiaoqiang was just a little energetic, so he was not serious, "So what now?" ”

"I mean to stabilize first, and see what the uncle will say later. Play it by ear. ”

The discussion had been decided, and he didn't have the heart to wander around in the back, so he turned to the front, and it happened that Xiao Xia had also chatted for a while, and was saying goodbye to Uncle Yang.

"It just so happens that the little third brother has also come out, Uncle Yang, let's go."

"Okay, okay, I'll have time to play." Uncle Yang still laughs at Mimi, and he doesn't keep it.

Xiao Xia pulled Lin Xiaoqiang out, Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were stunned, so they left?

"By the way, little third brother, your legs don't affect your magic tricks, right?"

"Ah, what? Oh me, kind of an impact. Lin Xiaoqiang was still muttering to Li Bing why he left like this, Xiao Xia asked, and agreed indiscriminately.

"Hey, you won't have a chance to go on stage in the future, right?"

"Ahh No, it won't. Lin Xiaoqiang didn't react, he was a little gibberish.

"That's good, remember to call me when you have a performance in the future!"

"Good!"

broke up with Xiaoxia, and Lin Xiaoqiang returned home. The two have been discussing the matter of Uncle Yang, and the more they discussed, the more questions they had, and what was even more strange was that the problem of always falling to the ground was really good, Lin Xiaoqiang's strength was not good, if it weren't for this limping leg, it would be the state of flying eaves and walking on the wall before. Even so, Lin Xiaoqiang likes to take a big stride for a while, or run two steps with one step on a mat.

"I shouldn't be able to die now!"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoqiang was in a good mood, Li Bing also felt comfortable. But surprises are surprises, happiness is joy, and the money on the body is less. Li Bing proposed to find a job first, no matter how much, he had to earn a few dollars so that he wouldn't starve to death, Lin Xiaoqiang was 10,000 opposed, and he still wanted to steal, which meant that the big case couldn't be done, and the small case could be eaten for a few months and a half. Li Bing teased his leg, and Lin Xiaoqiang's confidence was shaken. Fighting over and fighting for the past, Li Bing had an idea, and now the problem of dizziness and falling is better, how can it be good? The answer to the question is where Uncle Yang is, not to say that you want to approach this Uncle Yang to see if you can ask a meridian unitary, then where do we live with him. Judging from the last experience, this uncle must have no ill will towards himself, so there is no need to be afraid of what he wants to do to Li Bing. If the uncle agrees, then he will always see some clues every day, and maybe there will be some adventures; Second, it also happened to avoid Lin Xiaoqiang's grievances, and third, isn't it all solved by eating, living, and living?

Lin Xiaoqiang thought about it, but it made some sense. I always feel uneasy about this place now, so let's change places, I can't get the money, and I have to face the problem of paying rent if I continue to live. Since he is unwilling to work, and Li Bing is resistant to stealing things, it is not impossible to go to the temple to hide and clean up first.

"But what if we talk about it here, what should we do if Uncle Yang doesn't agree?"

"Then don't leave with a dead skin, anyway, you're thick-skinned enough." Li Bing's idea is quite good.

Just do it, buy a few catties of fruit, and go to the treasure Zhenguan in a hurry.

"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang, wake up, wake up, I'll come to see your old man."

Uncle Yang still sat on the chair and dozed off, Lin Xiaoqiang didn't dare to shout and push hard, gently touched the old man, and whispered a few hellos.

"Ah, oh, this little handsome guy is here again?" Uncle Yang opened his sleepy eyes slightly, and when he saw that it was Lin Xiaoqiang, he also greeted.

"Hey, you have such a good memory, it's me, come and see you." As he spoke, he handed the fruit over.

"It's good, it's good, thank you, thank you." The old man is not welcome.

After taking the fruit, the old man still looked for a plate to put it on, piled two plates, put it on the offering table, and chattered again. Lin Xiaoqiang took the initiative to kneel on the futon this time, clasped his hands together, and kowtowed a few times. The old man muttered for a while, shook his hand at the idol, and sat back in his chair. Lin Xiaoqiang saw that nothing strange happened, so he moved a small stool and sat next to the old man.

"Uncle Yang, how are you these days."

"Good. That's it. I was old, I couldn't lift my spirits, and I fell asleep. ”

"Hey, where are you old, you, this is a person who is fine, idle. Why don't I accompany you? ”

"That's good, it's okay to play, it's less dozing to have someone to chat with."

"Hehe, uncle, I don't mean to chat with you. I mean, you live here alone, and no one usually comes, in case you have a headache and brain fever, it's not convenient to ask someone to buy a medicine or something, isn't it? ”

"Huh? What do you mean? ”

"I mean, I'll move to the temple, and I can serve your old man in the morning and evening."

"Oh, that's right. Hi lad, did you hear something? That's all fake. A few years ago, when this courtyard was fenced in, there were many people who said that I was a great immortal who had attained the Tao, ah, an unborn mage, hey, that was the case. They don't believe it, they have to learn from me, I said you don't believe it, just learn, hehe, there are a bunch of people who come to me every day to guard, and the back rooms are built by them, and there are still people living in them. Now you see, is there anyone still learning? I don't know who made up the rumors, how can you believe these at a young age? ”

"No, I didn't mean to learn spells from you or anything, I'm just going to accompany you in the museum."

"The grade is young, why are you accompanying me a bad old man? There's no need, what to do. Uncle Yang shook his head again and again.

"I'll tell you, Uncle Yang," Lin Xiaoqiang changed his technique, and immediately said with a sad voice, looking like he wanted to cry or not: "You're right, I'm young, why don't I stay in this museum, it's not good to do something outside." But you don't know, Uncle Yang, look, my leg, look at it, hey, this leg, I was injured a few months ago, I used to be able to run and jump, but now, at a young age, I am disabled. You say, just like that, it's hard to even find a girlfriend. In the past, I was also ambitious, how much money I want to make, buy a villa and buy a luxury car, this leg injury, you don't know, I don't even have a job. To tell you the truth, in the first two months, I wanted to die. ”

Secretly glanced at Uncle Yang, and saw that the old man was listening very carefully, Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly made it up.

"My leg was saved by Sister Xiaoxia. She said to me, I want to go out and walk more, and I want to relax, no, I was pulled by her to you that day. It doesn't matter if you come here, I said Uncle Yang, this time, I just feel that when I stay in this view, I don't seem to think about my crippled leg, and I don't have a job and can't find a girlfriend. The heart that begs for death is gone. When I go back, I think, I have a relationship with you, and I have a relationship with your old man. No, I just thought, if I live in this meditation for a while, I will also participate in enlightenment. When I realize something, I'll look for a job. Your old man will help me, after this time. What is that called, yes, it should be a degree of me. ”

I'm going to cry when I say it. Uncle Yang was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Lin Xiaoqiang was about to perform again, add some material, and Uncle Yang spoke.

"Hey, young man, I don't care what you think, I can come here anyway. If you want to come and live, you can stay. This house is worthless, and there's nothing to protect you from guarding my bad old man. Whatever you want. Those people used to be better than you said, and I didn't bother to persuade them. ”

"Hey, so Uncle Yang, did you agree?"

"There's nothing to say yes or no. I don't even have a lock here, so what else can I stop? ”

Lin Xiaoqiang stood up suddenly, his feet didn't make any effort, his body was crooked, and he almost sat on the ground.

"Uncle, did I really move over?"

"Whatever you want, you can come, there is a house in the back anyway, you clean up by yourself."

"That's settled, I'll pack up and move over. It's decided! Lin Xiaoqiang rushed to the back.

The doors of the three rooms in the back are not locked. Two rooms full of tables and stools, that must not be able to live. The other room was facing the debris, and there was a musty smell when the door opened.

"Huo, what does this smell like?" Lin Xiaoqiang was forced out.

First open the door and window for ventilation, go in and clean up, it's all messy cardboard boxes, old plastic sheets, broken pots and bowls. The old man really didn't lie, he really lived here before, and there were two beds. Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing don't care so much, they have to strike while the iron is hot, create a fait accompli first, start to pile all this mess on a bed, barely clean out a bed, and use the old plastic sheet to cover the bed and the piles of debris, it's almost almost, but you can sleep.

"Oh, I can't live here." Lin Xiaoqiang is still not satisfied.

"I said, remember the plan we said we had and don't complain yet."

"That's right, as long as you can sleep, that matter matters."

Lin Xiaoqiang is not a good life, Li Bing is a professional housekeeper. Seeing this condition, there is nothing to use for the cover, and there is no money to buy it now, so I can only move here from where Lin Xiaoqiang lives now. Secretly calculated, which ones had to be moved first, and which ones could be moved later, after a long time, Lin Xiaoqiang was impatient, so he simply handed over his body to Li Bing, whatever he tossed.

It's a bit interesting to clean up, and the two of them have to hurry up when they discuss this matter. Now there is no need to wait for any good days and auspicious days, Ding is Ding Mao is Mao, today is a good day, just go back and move the daily things first, and live here tonight.

Just do it, turn around and go back to Lin Xiaoqiang's residence, buy two big snakeskin pockets, put a roll of mattresses, sheets, covers, and pillows, Li Bing was careful, took a towel and slippers and a cup, and hurriedly moved to Baozhenguan without hurrying the rest.

It was almost dark, and my stomach was rumbling with hunger. Uncle Yang actually beckoned Lin Xiaoqiang to eat. But this rice is just a pot of rice and a plate of stir-fried vegetables. Hungry and hungry, Lin Xiaoqiang ate a few big bowls. Uncle Yang also had half a bowl of rice and ate a few chopsticks and vegetables. After the meal, Li Bing took the initiative to clean up and wash the dishes, brought water from the well, and boiled hot water, Uncle Yang was not polite, the two of them had finished washing, Uncle Yang went back to sleep in the small black room next to the statue of the god, and Lin Xiaoqiang lived in the newly built asbestos tile house.

"I said number one, this is considered to be lived?"

"Well, anyway, we're here anyway."

"What's next?"

"What to do? I don't know. However, this master is usually not going to pass on anything. I guess that if we want this Uncle Yang to really tell us the truth and show our hands, we will have to slowly pass the test. ”

"How?"

"I don't know. Who knows what kind of temper he has? Hey, let's not talk about that, isn't that already in? Take it one step at a time, don't you say this often? ”

"That's right, let's take it one step at a time."