Chapter 152: Ye Du's Sky Bombardment
"It's Lao Zhao in the guard's room!" Liu Dahai took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID, then turned his head to speak to the fat principal.
"Lao Zhao is looking for you? Then hurry up and pick it up! Don't delay if something happens, yes! By the way, ask him to bring us a roll of paper. The fat principal nodded and said without forgetting to remind.
"Good!" Liu Dahai responded respectfully, and then, after connecting the phone, he pressed the speakerphone, and said in an official tone: "Hey! Lao Zhao! Do you have something to do with me? ”
"Director Liu, where are you now? Two policemen came to the guard room to look for you, and it seems that you are in a hurry! On the other end of the phone, there was a hurried voice from the doorman Lao Zhao, and he felt that he was very anxious.
"Police? Looking for me? In a hurry? Liu Dahai asked in a low voice, turning his head and looking at the fat principal with some puzzlement.
The fat headmaster also frowned, nodded again and did not speak, as if he had a premonition that something was happening, and his face instantly became a little solemn.
"That's right! Right! Right! Where are you now? I'll bring them to you at once. Lao Zhao's voice was still very anxious, like a fire burning his buttocks, and he said hurriedly.
"Wait! What are they looking for me? I'm in the students' public toilet right now, you tell them to wait and then bring me a roll of paper first. Liu Dahai hurriedly stopped.
"Good! Good! I'll go! After the doorman Lao Zhao finished speaking, he immediately hung up the phone in a hurry without waiting for Liu Dahai to speak.
"Toot! Honk! Honk......! ”
There was a busy phone sound from the mobile phone, Liu Dahai was stunned for a moment, he did not blame Lao Zhao for hanging up the phone first, but his face became a little solemn.
Judging from the doorman Lao Zhao's words and the rude behavior of hanging up the phone first, something big must have happened, otherwise, Lao Zhao would not dare to be so rude.
"There must be no good thing for the police to come to the door, it seems that something big has happened, don't wait for Lao Zhao to take the paper, use the paper in your hand first, hurry up and see what happened?" The fat principal glanced at Liu Dahai, then at the paper in his hand, and said with a solemn face.
"Good!"
Liu Dahai didn't think much about it, nodded in response, wiped it casually, and didn't care whether it was wiped clean or not, picked up his pants and ran out.
looked so anxious that he didn't even bother to wash his hands, and hurriedly ran to the guard room to .......
"Two police comrades, please take a seat! Please wait a moment, and I'll go and bring you the dean. ”
In the guard room, after Lao Zhao hung up the phone, he picked up a roll of paper on the table, said to Yan Junyi and the two with an apologetic face, and then hurriedly walked to the door.
"No need! We're going with you, and it's important to do business. Yan Junyi's face was a little ugly, and he directly rejected Lao Zhao's kindness.
"That'...... All right! Lao Zhao didn't dare to refute, so he had no choice but to take the two of them to the student public toilet to .......
Liu Dahai came to the playground, and saw the doorman Lao Zhao with two policemen, a man and a woman, walking towards him in the same hurry, with a somewhat faceless face, not the police officer of the police station he knew.
Liu Dahai couldn't help but froze for a moment, hurriedly straightened his face, tidied up his clothes a little, and trotted all the way over.
Just as he was about to say hello, he saw Yan Junyi say with a serious face: "Hello Director Liu!" We are from the county public security bureau, and we came to your school to find a student named Zheng Yun and ask him to go back with us to assist in the investigation. ”
His expression was serious, and his words were hurried, with a hint of dissatisfaction and questioning.
County Public Security Bureau? Sure enough, it's not from the police station in the town, it's really here to find those two students who don't learn and don't know how to learn, and it's troublesome! I accompanied the principal to the toilet before, but I forgot to let the two of them out.
Liu Dahai's mind was in a hurry, and he hurriedly explained: "Yes! Be! Be! The two of them had been fighting with people in society outside the school before, and in order to make them reflect on their mistakes and mend their ways, I locked them in the confinement room of the teacher's office building, hoping that they would repent. ”
Zhang Yun looked at Liu Dahai, his eyes narrowed slightly, an imperceptible look of disgust flashed, he gently covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and did not speak.
"We have urgent business, you take us immediately and release them." Yan Junyi looked impatient, his words were very arrogant, with a commanding tone.
also covered his nose with one hand, revealing a disgusted look: This guy shouldn't have wiped his butt when he went to the toilet, right? How can it stink so much?
Wait a minute! He just asked the old man of the doorman to get the paper? That...... No way! Could this guy be really ...... What's that?
Thinking about it, Yan Junyi took a step back quietly and stayed as far away from Liu Dahai as possible.
Urgent business? Liu Dahai didn't know what Yan Jun was thinking, but his heart was chuckling, he knew the expressions and movements of the two, so it was strange that a little bit of paper could be wiped clean.
But he didn't dare to say anything, nodded hurriedly, and immediately led the two of them to the confinement room, and even forgot about the doorman Lao Zhao sending paper to the fat principal.
The doorman Lao Zhao did not follow him to the confinement room, holding a roll of paper in his hand for a while, and opened his mouth several times to stop talking, but he did not dare to speak at will, for fear of disturbing the police to handle the case and causing trouble for himself.
Helpless! After watching the three of them leave, he took the paper in his hand and went back to the guard room.
has found Liu Dahai, his task will naturally be completed, and it is useless to follow him to the confinement room, it is better to go back to the guard room to be on duty first.
Isn't there a saying that 'the sky falls, and there is a tall man on top?' 'I'm a little security guard, what's the trouble of worrying about it?'
Thinking about it, the doorman Lao Zhao no longer paid attention to the three of them, threw the toilet paper in his hand all the way, and walked leisurely to the guard's room to .......
In the confinement room of the teacher's office building, Zheng Yun and Ye Du were carrying schoolbags and standing on their own sides, the former standing behind the iron door and the latter standing in front of the window.
Ye Du looked at Zheng Yun with a hippie smile, his eyes squinted, full of a thick look of pride, he shook his shoulders a few times from time to time, and he smiled very happily, looking like he was underbeaten, not to mention a '?n se'.
Zheng Yun pinched his nose with one hand, and fanned vigorously in front of the door with the other, as if he wanted to fan the air in front of him into a vacuum, and kept waving his arms.
Angry glare! The two eyes looked at Ye Du with fierce eyes, gritting his teeth with a rattling sound, and glancing at Ye Du's lower three roads from time to time, eager to use the 'Broken Son and Sun Fist' to take out the 'Double Gun Burst Chrysanthemum', and directly give Ye Du two moves to finish the matter.
"If you have the ability, continue to put it! If you can't release it, I'll see how you'll die when the stench passes? Zheng Yun gritted his teeth and threatened angrily.
This disgusting guy, even if he farts, he is still addicted! A series of farts, plus a bombardment cannon, rely on! That stinks...... It's not just a 'smelly' word!
It is said that stinky farts don't make a sound, loud farts don't stink, Ye Du's fart is stinky and loud, the confinement room is originally airtight and unventilated, if it weren't for the large enough space, maybe he would be smoked to death by his stinky fart on the spot.
"Huh!"
Ye Du smiled and didn't speak, but his eyes were staring at Zheng Yun, his hands were half-bent in a defensive posture, always on guard in case Zheng Yun attacked.
Every once in a while, Ye Du would take a deep breath, and then hold it tightly in his stomach, as if he was accumulating strength there, as long as Zheng Yun dared to come over, he would dare to release another bombardment cannon ......!
Zheng Yun was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, but he couldn't do anything about Ye, he couldn't figure out how Ye Du cultivated a supernatural 'fart magic skill', rely on it! That's really trying to put it in and out, and it's amazing and jaw-dropping.
Suddenly, there was a rush of footsteps in the corridor, Zheng Yun listened attentively, until he was sure that the footsteps of the person who came stopped at the door of the confinement room, and then he hurriedly spoke: "Quick! Someone's coming! ”
After finishing speaking, he immediately took two steps forward, rolled his eyes, shook his head a few times, and then collapsed to the ground and pretended to be unconscious.
Ding, knock, click, click, click! There was a sound of the key being opened, and then, with a 'bang', the iron door was pushed open.
Liu Dahai habitually took a step back to the side, avoiding the dust in the room.
"Vomit ......! Why does it stink so much? ”
Yan Junyi hurriedly walked to the door of the room at the moment when the iron door opened, and a foul smell rushed to his face, and he vomited on the spot, and retreated back to the corridor, which shows how heavy the smell is in the room?
Ye Du's 'stinky fart magic skill' is really not covered, and Yan Junyi was directly smoked back, Zheng Yun was not smoked and spit out on the spot by the smell, which can be regarded as a strong concentration.
Zhang Yun frowned, stepped forward and looked into the confinement room, and saw that the two teenagers in the room collapsed to the ground, unconscious, and immediately ran in as soon as his face changed on the spot, and picked up Zheng Yun's head and checked it carefully.
After Yan Junyi relieved himself, he followed and looked indoors, seeing this scene, his face also changed, he looked at Liu Dahai a little unkindly, and asked loudly: "Director Liu!" What the hell is going on? ”
"This ...... I don't know what's going on ...... this time? After Liu Dahai saw the scene indoors, he was also shocked, and a trace of uneasiness came to his heart.
How so? Why is this happening? None of the students who were confined before had an accident! Why did this happen?
"You don't know? I wonder you're still keeping them in this stinking confinement? Who gave you the right to unlawfully imprison a student? ”
Yan Junyi has been holding back the anger in his stomach since he came to the school, and at this time, as if he had found a mouth, he sprinkled all the anger in his heart on Liu Dahai.
"I ...... I...... I. Liu Dahai panicked in his heart, speechless when questioned, and looked frightened, how could he still be arrogant when he usually saw students.
"What's the noise? What are you still doing? Hurry up and save people! A trace of disgust appeared on Zhang Yun's face, and after shouting urgently, he immediately picked up Zheng Yun and walked out of the door, glanced at Yan Junyi, and asked in a deep voice, "Who is Zheng Yun?" ”
"You...... You've got it. After Liu Dahai heard this, he pointed at Zheng Yun with one hand and responded timidly.
"Zheng Yun, let's take it away first, you immediately take that student to the health center to wake up, if something happens, you just wait to accept the punishment of the law!"
Zhang Yun glanced at Zheng Yun in his hand, and after dropping a threat at Liu Dahai, he hugged Zheng Yun and ran towards the school gate without looking back.
"You're dead!" Yan Junyi showed a wicked face, pointed at Liu Dahai with one hand, and did not forget to add fuel and vinegar to the previous threat, and then followed Zhang Yun towards the school gate.
"It's over! Finished! That's really the end ......! ”
Liu Dahai cried with a sad face, looked at the three people who were far away, and after coming back to his senses, he hurriedly ran indoors, picked up Ye Du and ran ...... the staircase.