"Xiao Liu, did you bring a cigarette? Today's students are really getting more and more disgusted, look at how smelly a public toilet is! ”

In the public toilet of the boys' campus on campus, there was a voice of inquiry, with a sense of helplessness in the voice, and a trace of complaint, and the person who spoke was the fat principal who was called a good old man by the students.

At this time, he was squatting on the open thatched pit, covering his mouth tightly with both hands, poking out a big head, looking at the location of the thatched pit adjacent to him, and Liu Dahai, the teaching director who was also squatting on the toilet.

If it weren't for the blocked sewer in the teacher's office building, where the workers were still repairing and not being able to use it until noon, he and Liu Dahai would not have gone to the students' public toilets to relieve themselves.

"Bring it! Bring! It's just that...... Isn't it okay to smoke in this student's public toilet? Liu Dahai held a roll of paper in his hand and desperately covered his mouth, looked at the fat principal, and said respectfully.

As the dean of students, he naturally has to take the lead, how can he smoke in the student toilet at will? If this is seen, then what kind of face does he have to educate students?

Since the workers are already repairing the sewers, it is only on the student toilets once, and it will be over after a while, so why leave people with a handle?

"Don't pretend to be serious, hurry up and bring one over, it's class time, how can anyone come to the toilet, and when you go out, don't forget to take the cigarette butt out and throw it away." The fat principal said angrily, his tone was obviously a little impatient, and he really couldn't stand the stinking.

"Alright then!" Liu Dahai didn't dare to refute anymore, and after answering helplessly, he took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and handed it to the fat principal beside him, and respectfully leaned out to light a cigarette for him.

Liu Dahai didn't smoke it himself, and after squatting back in his position, he stuffed the lighter into the cigarette case and placed it on the isolation wall, holding the paper in one hand and covering his mouth tightly, and continued to endure the stench.

"Shhh

The fat headmaster took a sharp breath, and then slowly spit it out, and the smoke lingered in front of him, intertwined and intertwined like lovers who had been reunited for a long time, and he was unwilling to disperse for a long time.

There was a strong smell of tobacco all around, and the stench in his nostrils suddenly decreased by more than half, and the fat principal showed a satisfied expression and said, "The siren just now, shouldn't it be that you came to our school to look for students again?" ”

"Probably not, if you look for our students, the police should ask the doorman to call me first." Liu Dahai looked at the fat principal and said, and couldn't help but swallow deeply.

"Hmmm! That's right! The fat principal nodded, seeing that Liu Dahai also wanted to smoke, he felt a little funny in his heart, and said angrily: "Look at your appearance!" I want to be a bitch and I want to set up a torii, so let's make it together! Don't wait to get stinky, hehe! ”

"Hey, hey! Good! When Liu Dahai heard this, his face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly answered.

What he was waiting for was the fat principal's words, the fat principal didn't speak, he really didn't dare to smoke, after all, this is in the student's public toilet, and smoking still has some bad effects.

However, with the permission of the principal, there is nothing to worry about, Liu Dahai answered, hurriedly lit a cigarette, and took a sharp puff.

"Shhhh......h

Perhaps because of a long breath that suddenly entered his stomach, Liu Dahai had been squatting for a long time without moving, but at this time he made a loud noise.

"Puffy!"

"Whew......! Refreshing! Liu Dahai breathed a long sigh of relief and praised him from the bottom of his heart.

When the fat principal heard this, he was amused and laughed, and said happily: "Hehe! I said Xiao Liu! You're too fast, aren't you? Just go in from above, and come out from below? Terrible! Terrible! ”

"Huh! Make the principal smile! Liu Dahai looked embarrassed, but he didn't dare to refute.

"I'm not laughing at you, look at the words on the wall, it's really appropriate." The fat headmaster smoked a cigarette and looked at the wall with a smile.

"What word?" Liu Dahai looked at the wall, and then looked at the fat principal, with a curious expression.

The fat principal looked at the wall again, and said with a smile: "Stepping on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in your hands; Machine gun fire in the front, artillery fire in the back. Ha ha! There's also a horizontal batch: 'Cool! 'Do you think it's very suitable for your situation?' Ha ha! ”

“……？”

Liu Dahai was choked speechless by the fat principal's words, he didn't expect that the fat principal would also have such a bad taste, and after coming back to his senses, the corners of his mouth twitched violently.

Seeing that the fat principal was smiling very happily, he deliberately wanted to flatter, and echoed with a smile: "Hmm! Don't talk about it! It's really timely! Hehe! ”

At this, he looked at the wall, and as if he had discovered a new world, he said happily, "Headmaster! You see I have it here, I'll read it to you! The heroes and heroes of the world came here to bow their heads and prostrate themselves, and the chaste women in the world came in to untie their clothes, and criticized horizontally: Heaven and earth are righteous, haha! I didn't expect it to be Tang Bohu's couplet. ”

"Well, you don't count, you look at my side." The fat principal seemed to be interested, and said happily: "Foot on both sides of the river, shelling the center; It seems to be a hidden front, but in fact it is brilliant. Hahaha! This is good! ”

"Hahaha! Not bad, Headmaster! You see that there is still on my side, open the door of convenience, solve the worries of the future, and the horizontal batch is: the land of! Liu Dahai said with a spring breeze on his face.

When the fat principal heard this, he suddenly paused for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "The land of all?" ”

"That's right! It's the land of! Liu Dahai nodded with a smile.

When the fat principal heard this, he immediately reacted, and the two of them laughed out loud at the same time.

"Hahaha......!"

"Hahaha......!"

If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, no one would have believed that a principal and a dean of education would be in the students' public men's bathroom, laughing so much that the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are .......

There is a saying called happiness and sadness, which is what the current teaching director Liu Dahai, in order to cater to the fat principal's happiness, he laughed happily.

He seemed to forget that he was still squatting in the pit, dancing and laughing, and he didn't pay attention, and the whole roll of paper in his hand slipped and fell to the ground, and quickly rolled into the hole under his feet.

Liu Dahai was shocked, and hurriedly used both hands to snatch the roll of paper back, but no! But it was only snatched back less than ten centimeters, and all the others were wet.

Miserable! Miserable! There is only so much paper left, one person is not enough, how can two people wipe it? This is really a tragedy.

Liu Dahai looked depressed, poked his head out timidly, looked at the fat principal, and asked in a low voice, "What?" Headmaster! Did you bring paper? ”

The fat principal was still looking at the wall with a smile, and after hearing the sound, he glanced sideways at Liu Dahai, didn't react for a while, and asked rhetorically, "What kind of paper do you bring?" ”

After asking, he quickly reacted again, and said with a smile: "You said hand paper?" Didn't you let you bring it with you? ”

Speaking of this, the fat principal's face suddenly changed, and he looked at Liu Dahai with some unkindness and said, "What? You probably didn't bring it with you, did you? ”

Liu Dahai was startled, and hurriedly said, "Bring it!" Bring! I...... Bring...... Finish....... "The sound went from roughly small, to getting quieter, until it was silent.

"Whew! That's good! I thought you didn't bring it! The fat principal breathed a sigh of relief, if he didn't bring paper, the two of them would be a real tragedy.

After saying that, he seemed to remember something? Curiously, he asked again, "No...... Didn't I just see you with paper? Then you ask me if I bring paper or not? ”

"This ...... That one......! Liu Dahai looked at the little paper left in his hand, and he couldn't speak for a long time, and he didn't know what to explain at all.

Say you accidentally dropped paper into a hole? It's no wonder that the principal doesn't go crazy on the spot, don't look at him all day long, he looks harmless to humans and animals, if this starts a fire, no one can cover it.

"What's this, that? What are you doing in a hurry? The fat principal seemed to be squatting a little numb, and after adjusting his squatting position, he continued: "That's right! Bring half of the paper, and I'll be fine in no time. ”

"Oh!"

Liu Dahai looked embarrassed, and after answering, he handed over the only little paper left in his hand a little helplessly.

Gently shake the signal, drifting and flying seems to be difficult to give ......up.

It's a tragedy! There is only such a little bit of paper left, and after giving it all to the principal, what can I do? Do you really want to go back without wiping your butt? Miserable! Miserable!

“……？”

The fat principal looked at a small piece of paper in Liu Dahai's hand, and froze on the spot, a smiling face became extremely ugly, he didn't pick up the paper, squinted his eyes and said, "Xiao Liu!" Are you amusing me? It's a bit of a joke. ”

In the bulging fat on his face, a pair of eyes were originally small like a pair of small marbles, and at this time, when he squinted like that, there was only one slit left that was squeezed by the fat.

Liu Dahai was stunned for a moment, carefully put the paper back, and said with a sad face: "Principal! How dare I make a joke of you! The paper has all fallen into the pit, and there is only a little bit of ...... left! ”

"What?" An exclamation, an earth-shattering sound!

The fat principal's face changed, his upper body stood upright, looked at Liu Dahai, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, how could he still have the usual appearance of Maitreya Buddha.

Liu Dahai was startled, hurriedly squeezed out a smile, and said timidly: "Hehe! Don't be angry, headmaster, don't you think that's okay? I'll wait here first, you can use this paper first, and then help me bring some of it, okay? ”

"I'll do you, you're a ghost!" The fat principal scolded angrily, squatted back again, gritted his teeth and said, "Then how can you use some paper?" ”

Liu Dahai poked his head over and said with a hippie smile: "Hehe! Headmaster, don't be angry, or don't you think this will work? I'll use it first, and then I'll go back and get you the paper? ”

"Alas! That's all there is to it. The fat principal sighed helplessly and advised, "Go and go back quickly!" ”

"Good!" Liu Dahai hurriedly nodded in response, spread out the paper in his hand and sorted it out, and was about to wipe it when a cheerful mobile phone ringtone rang out very inopportunely.

"If you're happy, clap your hands with me! If you're happy, clap your hands! If you're happy, pat your hand with me! If you're happy, clap your hands ....... ”

The fat principal's face jumped suddenly, turned his head to look at Liu Dahai, and said angrily: "Your mobile phone ringtone is really festive enough!" I'm not happy now, shouldn't I be stomping my feet? ”

"Huh!" Liu Dahai smiled awkwardly, immediately stopped wiping his hand, and put his hand into his pocket to get the ...... of his mobile phone.