Zheng Pinghe's face was angry, his eyes widened, and he suddenly stretched out a hand, and a brain melon crashed on Zheng Yun's head.

"Ouch!" Zheng Yun was in pain and screamed in a low voice, but he didn't even dare to be angry, so he could only turn his head sideways and look at Zheng Pinghe with a puzzled face.

Zheng Pinghe looked at him angrily, a little hated that iron could not become steel, and said angrily: "You pig head, if they don't come out, you won't force them out?" ”

Speaking of this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sneered: "As long as they come out, it will not be a matter of the underworld, and even if the Lord of Yama comes, I dare to talk to him." ”

In the end, Zheng Pinghe looked proud and complacent, as if Zheng Yun in front of him was the king of Yama, and he couldn't raise his head after being disciplined.

Zheng Yun suddenly, touched the head that was knocked out, smiled hippiely, and said, "So it can still be like this?" Hehe! That's too simple. ”

Zheng Pinghe glanced at Zheng Yun angrily, turned around and walked to the desk, leaned over and opened the middle drawer, took out five brand-new hundred-yuan bills, handed them to Zheng Yun, and said, "Take it!" ”

Zheng Yun was stunned for a moment, a little confused, but quickly reacted and asked, "Do you want to buy cigarettes?" Need so much money? ”

After speaking, he secretly slandered in his heart: What a smoker! Since you want to buy 500 yuan of cigarettes at a time? I'm not afraid of getting lung cancer.

"What cigarettes to buy? Take it and return it to your classmates. Zheng Pinghe didn't seem to look at Zheng Yun before, obviously he was kind, but he said with a straight face.

After a pause, he continued: "The living expenses of the little girl are all for you to eat, do you want to pay back the money?" Is there still a little bit of enlightenment in the picture of gratitude? ”

“……？”

Zheng Yunran was speechless, but his eyes were rolling back and forth on Qian and Zheng Pinghe's faces, and he felt a little incredible in his heart.

How could this unscrupulous uncle become so generous? I usually ask my grandmother to buy a book for ten yuan, but I haven't asked him for money, he has to preach crookedly, what's wrong with today?

It can't be a trap, right? When he gets the money, he can find an excuse to clean himself up? Not to mention, this unscrupulous uncle may really come out.

Thinking about it, the corners of Zheng Yun's mouth twitched, and he didn't go to pick up the money.

Zheng Pinghe saw that Zheng Yun was distracted, and he didn't know what he was thinking? A little impatiently said: "What are you in a daze? Hurry up and take it, and return it to others when the time comes. ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he came back to his senses and said with a hippie smile: "Hehe! Uncle! Don't do this! I have my own money, and I still have pocket money for the New Year, and I will just take it back when the time comes. ”

"You're a pig's head." Zheng Pinghe's face was angry, he stretched out his hand, gave Zheng Yun a brain collapse again, and said angrily: "Saying that you are a pig's head, you are a little sorry for the pig!" How can you pay back your pocket money? ”

"Ouch!" Zheng Yun was in pain again, screamed in a low voice, squatted on the ground and touched his head vigorously.

He raised his head and said depressedly: "Uncle! If you knock again, I'll be really stupid by you. ”

"Huh!" Zheng Ping laughed out loud and said angrily: "If you don't knock you, you're stupid enough, how stupid can you be?" Hurry up and return it to someone's house. After speaking, he handed the money to Zheng Yun again.

Zheng Yuntou didn't dare to take the money, he was afraid that there was a trap waiting for him, so he said with a face full of grievances: "Uncle! I really don't need to, my pocket money is enough to pay it back, it's just two meals, where do I need so much money? ”

Zheng Pinghe was speechless, holding his forehead with one hand, squinting his eyes and grinning, and after sighing helplessly, he turned around and pulled a small stool and placed it in front of Zheng Yun.

After sitting down again, he rested his hands on his legs, leaned over to look at Zheng Yun and said, "Don't you know that the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring?" ”

"Yes!" When Zheng Yun heard this, he raised his head and opened his eyes, answered, and retorted: "But! It doesn't take that much, I still have more than a hundred pocket money, it's enough. ”

After speaking, he nodded consciously and reasonably, but he was a little depressed in his heart, pursed his lips, and muttered to himself: "Two meals together are not more than a few dozen yuan, and a hundred times is multiplied, isn't it enough?" ”

"Did you sell me and give her back? Or do you want me to make a promise?

Besides, you don't necessarily want it for her! ”

Zheng Pinghe was so angry that he stretched out his hand again and gave Zheng Yun a brain breakdown, and he didn't want to speak.

"Ai Cao!" Zheng Yun was in pain again, screamed, sat on the ground, and touched his head vigorously.

With a depressed face, a speechless face, and a confused face, he looked up at Zheng Pinghe, and secretly said to himself: What's the situation? Don't want your money, this also knocks me? Is this unscrupulous uncle really addicted?

In the living room, the old lady sat on a chair knitting a sweater, and Zheng Yun's screams of pain were heard in her ears from time to time, but at first, she didn't care.

It's just that when Zheng Yun's screams became louder and louder, she suddenly wondered in her heart: What are these two stinky boys doing?

Didn't get in shape all day? Laughing for a while, making trouble for a while? What the hell is going on? No way! I've got to find out, what the hell are they doing?

Thinking to herself, the old lady stopped the needle and thread in her hand, came to the study lightly, and listened quietly in front of the door.

It is said that with the sensitive hearing of the two of them, it is impossible not to hear the footsteps of the old lady, but one person is drumming, and the other is confused, and his attention is completely distracted, so he does not notice the footsteps of the old lady.

Zheng Pinghe saw Zheng Yun's grievances, and he was reluctant to get up after sitting on the ground, he was a little speechless, but he didn't say anything?

Stretched out one hand to the back to remove the stool, simply squatted on the ground, with a straight face, suddenly showed an angry face on the ground, gritted his teeth, pointed to Zheng Yun's head with one hand, and said, "You pig head, do you want me to teach you?" I'm so angry, I haven't soaked in a girl yet, you don't have to say it so clearly to understand? ”

“……？”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he sat on the ground stunned as if he had been struck by lightning, motionless like a chicken, and was speechless for a long time.

Is this still his black-faced uncle? Is he feverish? Or whined? Could it be that the demon is possessed?

The sun doesn't come out of the west today!

Thinking about it, the ghost envoy stretched out his hand, touched Zheng Pinghe's forehead, and asked, "No fever!" Uncle! Are you alright? Could it be that the ghost is on the body?

"Huh!"

Zheng Pinghe laughed out loud, slapped Zheng Yun's hand away, and said, "Stinky boy, you just got ghosted, come!" Let Lao Tzu teach you well. ”

"Teach me what?" Zheng Yunleng paused, shrunk his neck, and looked at Zheng Pinghe timidly, his face full of doubts.

"Uh-hee!" Zheng Pinghe coughed lightly, moistened his throat, straightened his face, and said softly: "Look! Eat other people's food, do you want to give the money back to others? ”

"Hmmm! Definitely going to pay it back. Hearing this, Zheng Yun nodded in response, his face was dazed, and he said softly: "However, I still have pocket money, isn't a hundred enough to pay it back?" She wouldn't want that much. ”

"Hmmm! You're right. Zheng Pinghe nodded in agreement, continued to speak softly, and said, "If you give it back to her, she won't necessarily want it; If she doesn't want it, then do you want to invite them back to have a meal and thank them well? ”

Zheng Yun thought for a moment and nodded in response: "Hmm! That's as it should be! ”

Zheng Pinghe smiled and continued: "Hmm! After you finish eating, do you want to accompany others to watch a movie? ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he looked puzzled and puzzled: "Why do you want to accompany her to the movies?" ”

Zheng Pinghe held his forehead with one hand, showed a slight headache, and asked without curiosity: "Don't you want to thank your subordinates?" ”

Zheng Yun was dumbfounded, and replied casually: "Yes! I would have liked to thank you. ”

Zheng Pinghe rolled his eyes and said, "Then what's wrong with you inviting people to watch the movie?" Shouldn't it? ”

"Ugh!" Zheng Yun thought about it, nodded in agreement, and said softly: "Well, it seems that it should be." ”

Zheng Pinghe smiled in his heart and continued seriously: "Then when you watch the movie, do you want to buy some snacks for others to eat?" ”

"Well, it should be." Zheng Yun heard this and continued to nod in response.

"After watching the movie, I'm hungry, do you want to invite someone to eat again?" Zheng Pinghe asked again.

"Well, I'm hungry, I'm definitely going to eat."

"After eating, do you want to go shopping with others? Buy something to give to someone to show your appreciation? ”

"Well, it should be."

"I'm tired and hungry when I'm shopping, so do you want to take someone to eat again?"

"If you're hungry, you should naturally take someone to eat."

"Do you want to go to the movies again after eating?"

Zheng Yun was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "Why are you watching movies again?" ”

"Huh! It's a bit repetitive. Zheng Pinghe scratched his head awkwardly and said, "Uncle has never been in love, anyway, that's all, so do you think, is your poor pocket money enough?" ”

Zheng Yun seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and nodded: "Hmm! That doesn't seem like enough! But why should I accompany her to the movies and shopping? ”

Zheng Pinghe laughed angrily: "Hehe! Everyone else's little girl has kissed you, and let you accompany others to go shopping and watch movies, what's wrong? You're not happy, aren't you? Outrageous! Why are you so picky? Don't say it's my nephew when you go out. ”

“……？” Zheng Yunmulan touched his head awkwardly and said, "That's what I said!" But....... ”

"But what is it? Such a good little girl, if you dare to live up to others, see what I will do to clean you up? Zheng Pinghe interrupted Zheng Yun's words and said angrily.

Zheng Yun touched his head again and said weakly: "But...... If that's the case, uncle! Then your five hundred dollars don't seem to be enough. ”

"Five hundred isn't enough?" Zheng Pinghe asked rhetorically and said angrily: "Isn't it enough?" You and I opened a bank! It's good to have five hundred, save some flowers, flowers that should be spent, and don't spend flowers that shouldn't be spent. ”

"Alright! Thank you uncle! Zheng Yun responded and took the money from Zheng Pinghe's hand.

Suddenly, there was a soft sound, and the door of the study was pushed open......