"Tear up! Bang! ”

The study door slammed against the wall, shaking pitifully.

The old lady stood in the doorway, her eyebrows straight and angry, her shoulders trembling violently, staring at the two of them angrily.

When the two heard the sound, they turned their heads to look at it, and they were immediately shocked.

They hurriedly scrambled to stand up, but they all involuntarily took a step back, looked at the old lady timidly, and did not dare to speak.

The old lady took a deep breath, then exhaled deeply, took two steps forward, came to Zheng Pinghe, pointed to his nose with one hand, and scolded fiercely: "You bastard boy, what did you teach me, dog?" Yes! Outrageous! Even squatting on the ground to teach? You're out of breath! ”

Zheng Pinghe was frightened, hurriedly dodged and took a step back, lowered his head and glanced at the old lady, Leng didn't dare to refute it, only honestly bowed his head and said nothing.

Zheng Yun was also flustered, and when he saw the old lady making such a big fuss, he was also so frightened that he took a step back, stood aside, and didn't dare to make a sound.

The old lady saw that the two of them were sincerely frightened, and the anger on her face decreased slightly, but she was still a little puzzled, and looked at the two of them angrily, but did not speak.

For a while, the needle drop in the study could be heard, Zheng Yun and Zheng Pinghe didn't dare to gasp, their eyes flickered, they glanced at each other from time to time, and then looked at the old lady.

After a while, the old lady calmed down her anger, stretched out her hand again, pointed at Zheng Pinghe and said, "You stand up for me, wait for me here, if you dare to move, I will break your dog's leg." ”

After saying that, she ignored the two of them, turned around, and walked out of the study.

"Oh!" Zheng Pinghe didn't dare to refute, and responded weakly without speaking.

Zheng Yun raised his eyes slightly to look at Zheng Pinghe, and whispered, "Uncle, I'm sorry!" I'm sorry for you. ”

Zheng Pinghe turned a blind eye, looked up at the ceiling, and sighed secretly, like the elementary school student who made a mistake, waiting for the teacher's stormy .......

A moment later.

The old lady walked into the study again, holding a woolen wallet in her hand, and walked in front of Zheng Yun.

She changed her anger, took out a brand new hundred-yuan bill from her wallet, handed it to Zheng Yun, and said with a smile: "Ah dog! Come! You take this thousand yuan, and go and invite other little girls to play, but you can't lose the face of our old Zheng family, you know? ”

"Boom!"

Zheng Yun felt a loud bang in his head as if he was hit by five thunderbolts, and he was thundered by the old lady's words on the spot.

A confused, dazed, incredible, stunned look at the old lady, unable to come back to her senses for a long time.

This...... This...... What's going on? You didn't dream, did you?

I thought that a storm was coming, but who would have thought, but it was a ray of sunshine that warmed people's hearts, and the contrast was too great, right?

Just now my uncle gave me money, and now my grandmother gives me money again? What day is it? Why are they all abnormal?

Usually I ask you for ten yuan, and you have to ask for a long time, why are you so generous at this time?

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the side, was also stunned, his eyes were like bull's eyes, and his mouth was wide open, and it was estimated that it was more than enough to stuff two eggs.

Seeing that Zheng Yun didn't take her money, the old lady narrowed her eyes, her eyebrows were kind, she stuffed the money into Zheng Yun's hand with a smile, and said softly: "It's okay!" Take it boldly, our dog is amazing! More than 10,000 times more powerful than your bastard uncle. ”

Speaking of this, she turned her head to look at Zheng Pinghe, and scolded again: "You bastard, do you have an uncle like this?" ”

"Only gave five hundred? Can you still pick a point? If you don't fall in love, don't talk about my baby grandson who you want to hurt, right? ”

Zheng Pinghe looked confused, depressed, and said aggrievedly: "Mom! How can I have it? ”

After finishing speaking, he looked down at his feet and involuntarily said: You think I don't want to fall in love! I can't talk about it, and I don't dare to talk about it!

When the old lady heard Zheng Pinghe's aggrieved, she suddenly became angry, she just turned her head, but now she turned her whole body, stared at Zheng Pinghe, and scolded again: "Where do you have? Do you dare to say no? ”

Speaking of which, the old lady looked around and seemed to be looking for something? After looking for a long time, she didn't find what she was looking for, and suddenly the anger on her face was even worse, and she said sharply, "How can this be true, you yourself are not in love, every time you go on a blind date, you scare other girls away, and now you don't let my dog fall in love?" ”

"You're so picky, no wonder no girl takes a fancy to you! I just took five hundred for the dog? Doesn't this make him lose the face of our old Zheng family? This month, you will hand over all your wages to me. ”

“……？”

Zheng Pinghe was dumbfounded for an instant, his mouth trembled, and it took a long time to ask, "Why?" ”

"I've already given him 500 yuan, and you're going to deduct a month's salary from me, and you won't let me live?"

When the old lady heard this, she immediately became angry, pointed to Zheng Pinghe's nose with one hand, and said, "Why? Do you dare to ask me why? ”

"Come on! You give me a good look at my dog, he is much more promising than you; He has a girlfriend, do you have one? You don't invite girls to dinner, shopping, or movies, why do you keep money? ”

“……？”

Zheng Pinghe was speechless, depressed and wanted to vomit blood, turned his head and glared at Zheng Yun fiercely, suddenly anger rose from his heart, fire came from the side of his heart, and hatred was itchy with his teeth, but he didn't dare to refute the old lady.

He knew that after asking a word, a month's salary would be gone, and if he dared to refute it, it was estimated that he might not be able to keep his salary for a year.

couldn't help but glared at Zheng Yun again, and whispered to himself: How can this be true! You're a stinky boy, it's amazing to have a girlfriend! I was scolded and scolded, and I didn't even get paid for a month, so I was so innocent of the fish in the pond.

Zheng Yun was glared at by Zheng Pinghe, and was so frightened that he hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to look at it again, he wanted to laugh in his heart, but he didn't dare to laugh, and he just held back his face red.

The old lady glared at Zheng Pinghe, then ignored him, turned her head to look at Zheng Yun, and said with a pleasant face: "Ah dog! Let's talk about it, we can't afford to lose our studies. ”

"If you are overtaken by other girls, it will make people laugh, you know? It's okay! Let's talk boldly, your grandmother and I were also fifteen years old, and I got along with your grandfather, what are you afraid of? ”

"Poof!" When Zheng Yun heard this, he laughed on the spot, hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands, and whispered: "Grandma!" I know. ”

After speaking, he raised his eyes slightly and looked at the old lady, and said in his heart: Grandma, you are really tough!

The old lady smiled, nodded with satisfaction, looked at Zheng Yun with a smile, and suddenly, the probe whispered, "That little girl kissed you?" How does it feel? ”

When Zheng Pinghe heard the sound, his curiosity suddenly exploded, he tiptoed, pricked up his ears, forced the smile in his heart, and listened carefully.

“……？”

Zheng Yun was stunned on the spot, and once again like a thunderbolt, he was asked by the old lady to look at the old lady in a daze, his mind was even more blank, and he said unconsciously: "Eh! I don't feel it. ”

The old lady froze for a moment, tilted her head back slightly, squinted at Zheng Yun, and said with some disbelief: "What do you not feel?" ”

Zheng Yun looked annoyed, looked down at his feet, and whispered, "I really don't feel it!" ”

When the old lady heard this, she pretended to be angry, patted Zheng Yun's head, and scolded with a smile: "Bastard boy, you are really unproductive, the first time you were kissed by a girl, you didn't feel scared?" If I were that girl, I'd strangle you. ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he raised his head quickly, looked at the old lady in amazement, and said in surprise: "Grandma! You're so good that you can guess anything? She asked me how I felt. I also said that I didn't feel it, and I almost got strangled to death. ”

After finishing speaking, Zheng Yun also seemed to feel too embarrassed, and hurriedly looked down at his feet again and remained silent.

"Hahaha......."

"Hahaha......."

As soon as Zheng Yun's words fell, two loud laughs rang out at the same time,

The old lady smiled by bending over and laughing at her belly, leaning forward and closing her back, and laughing out of her tears.

Zheng Pinghe also laughed, squatted on the ground, and clapped his hands very unvividly.

The second monk Zheng Yunzhang was puzzled, pouted, and asked suspiciously, "What's so funny about this?" I really don't feel it. ”

As everyone knows, Zheng Yun didn't say that it was better, as soon as he said that, the two laughed even more happily on the spot.

"Hahaha......."

"Hahaha......."

After laughing, the old lady calmed down, waved her hand, and said with a smile: "You uncle and nephew talk!" I'll go out first, I can't stand it anymore. ”

After speaking, the old lady walked out of the study with a smile, and was about to close the door casually, but turned back again, and said to Zheng Pinghe with a straight face: "Remember! Give me all your wages this month, and I'll break your legs for a penny less. ”

"Also, if my dog loses a hair, it will break your legs." After saying that, he closed the door and went back to the living room to knit sweaters.

Zheng Pinghe's lips moved, he wanted to speak and stopped, he patted his forehead helplessly, turned his head to look at Zheng Yun, and said, "That little girl feels pretty good, it's not easy to give you charcoal in the snow, don't do anything sorry for others." ”

"Yes, uncle!" Zheng Yun lowered his head, his tone was respectful, and he couldn't find a single flaw.

Zheng Pinghe rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Okay!" Prepare yourself more things for the night, and draw more attack and self-defense charms. ”

Speaking of this, he laughed at himself and said jokingly: "I went out to breathe, I felt sorry for my month's salary, and by the way, I solved the matter of Huang Jianwen and the five people." ”

After finishing speaking, he ignored Zheng Yun anymore, turned around and walked straight to the study door.

"Yes, uncle! I know. Zheng Yun immediately nodded and responded, his tone was still as respectful as before, but with a deep sense of emotion.

Although I have been beaten by this unscrupulous uncle since I was a child, sometimes this unscrupulous uncle is still quite cute.

"Huh!" Thinking about it, Zheng Yun smiled involuntarily and respectfully watched Zheng Pinghe go out .......