Chapter 163: Schadenfreude
Looking at the frightened appearance of the four ghosts, Zheng Yun secretly wanted to laugh, and held back the smile in his heart, but he didn't speak.
The heart was full of play, and from time to time he shook his body, and then shook his feet, making it look like he was about to take a step on his feet, which frightened the four ghosts and turned pale.
"Little friend! Be careful! Can we take a step back? If you have something to say, it's good to say! All right? ”
Bai Wuchang barely squeezed out a smile, but his smile was more ugly than crying, and he had already scolded Hei Wuchang in his heart.
The young man in front of him is not easy to mess with, they don't know about it, but you don't know it? What a guy who doesn't remember what he eats.
I still remember last night's events, and since I'm messing with this little guy again today, it's okay now! Let's wait for the abuse!
"Huh!" Zheng Yun smiled, pointed to the difference between the two ghosts with one hand, and said with an annoyed face: "Da Bai! It's not that I don't want to talk well, you look at the two of them for yourself, and you actually scolded me as soon as you opened your mouth, do you say it's angry? ”
"Yes, yes, yes! It's really annoying, I'll educate the two of them well when I go back, don't you think? Bai Wuchang said with a flattering face.
"Hmmm! That's pretty much it. Zheng Yun looked childish, and he gave Bai Wuchang a face, and he didn't go to make it difficult for the two ghosts.
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at the black impermanence and continued: "Great white! The horned horse's mouth is not sensible, so I won't bother with them, but it's ....... ”
Speaking of this, he paused, pointed at Hei Wuchang with one hand, gritted his teeth and said: "However, this black guy, he threatened me just now, and you heard it yourself!" If I let him go like this, I will be unwilling! ”
After speaking, he looked at Bai Wuchang again, and said with a smile: "Da Bai! I've always hated others threatening me the most, and we don't seem to have finished talking about the compensation issue last night, so isn't it time to talk about it now? ”
The meaning of abuse and blackmail is really obvious, Bai Wuchang first listened to Zheng Yun's words, and a boulder in his heart could be regarded as falling, and then listening to Zheng Yun's words, he really wanted to die.
Where did this little demon king come from? How do you want to blackmail when you get the opportunity? Is there any reason for this?
Bai Wuchang looked depressed, and was about to say a few nice words to flatter Zheng Yun, so that Zheng Yun could let go of his four 'people' regardless of his previous suspicions, but before he could speak, Hei Wuchang, who had always been short-tempered, scolded angrily on the spot.
"Stinky boy, you can't be humiliated! Don't deceive people too much, if you have the ability, you can step on it and try it. ”
Gritting his teeth and glaring angrily, the meaning of his words is not just a simple threat, as long as Zheng Yun really dares to step on it, he will dare to fight against it desperately.
The body lying on the ground was violently shaken by anger, if it weren't for the pressure of merit and power, he might have dismantled Zheng Yun on the spot.
“……?”
Zheng Yunleng paused for a moment, and looked at the black impermanence fixedly: Oh, I'll go! This black guy is really blowing up the sky?
Outrageous! How dare you threaten yourself? Do you really think you're scared? I don't believe in that evil yet!
Thinking about it, Zheng Yun reacted quickly, he was secretly angry in his heart, a mockery crossed the corner of his mouth, and he said with a smile: "Gotcha!" Try it! That's what you told me to step on! ”
After finishing speaking, the left foot quickly landed, and the right foot stepped forward closely, and once again made a step movement, staying in the air without falling.
Zheng Yun has always been bold, how could he care about the threat of black impermanence? It was really said that he stepped on it, without a trace of hesitation, and did not take the threat of black impermanence to heart at all.
As he stepped forward, the golden light of merit above his head followed, and he also took another step forward, and a huge coercion went straight towards ......the four ghosts.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! Yes! Four screams sounded one after another, and the bull head and horse noodles and black and white impermanence were pressed to the ground at the same time, and they directly ate a mouthful of soil.
"Huh! Brothers! How does it feel? Is it cool? Zheng Yun stood still, looking at the four ghosts with a hippie smile, with a gloating face.
"Cool ......!" Hei Wuchang supported the ground with his hands, raised his head with difficulty, his face was bruised, and he looked at Zheng Yun viciously, wanting to scold 'Uncle Shuang', but he was speechless by the coercion of the golden light of merit.
He knew that Zheng Yun was bold, but he never thought that Zheng Yun would be so bold, and he was not afraid of his own threat, so he actually stepped on it, it was really no scruples at all.
"Little ...... Black...... You...... Close...... Mouth! Bai Wuchang was close to the ground, glared at Hei Wuchang angrily, word by word, and spoke with difficulty.
He and Hei Impermanence have only been together for thousands of years, the two ghosts have long been in the same mind, and he can guess without thinking about it, the words behind Hei Impermanence will never have good words.
I am afraid that Hei Wuchang will say the following words, and then annoy the bold little guy in front of him, then he will really be guilty of waiting for 'people'.
How can I take a soft job? What about saying a nice word? You have to be needle-pointed, isn't this asking for hardship?
Haematemesis! Let these two grumpy guys meet together, it is really thunderous, it is directly a volcanic eruption, and the disaster of his own pond fish is really wronged.
How could Zheng Yun not see what Hei Wuchang wanted to say? It would be really strange if there were good words, he not only saw what Hei Wuchang wanted to say, but also guessed it word for word.
Cool your uncle! Cool your sister! Nothing more, this is Zheng Yun's favorite mantra when he was a child.
It's just that Zheng Yun didn't get angry, but instead had a good impression of Hei Wuchang, and gave Hei Wuchang an evaluation in his heart.
Well! Temper tantrum! A tendon! It's cute.
Hei Wuchang didn't know that Zheng Yun gave himself an evaluation, if he knew, he would definitely be so angry that he vomited blood.
A dignified envoy of the soul of the underworld, he was actually evaluated by a mortal boy as 'cute?' 'Where does that put his old face on?'
"Huh!" Zheng Yun smiled again, pretending not to hear anything outside the words, looking at Hei Wuchang with a smile, and said, "Cool? Do you want to do it again? ”
With a harmless face, he asked, but his body leaned forward slightly, his right foot moved forward slightly, and he was about to step forward again, and the faces of the four ghosts changed greatly at the same time, and he was startled.
"Stop! Stop! Stop......! Hei Wuchang hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, the previous exit of the word 'cool' was already his limit, but at this time, he said seven or eight 'stop' words in a row without waiting for a pause.
Between life and death, whether it is a human or a ghost, it really has unlimited potential, and after finishing speaking, Hei Wuchang lay on the ground panting, unable to say a word again.
"Hey, hey!" Zheng Yun laughed, withdrew his right foot that was about to take a step, took a step back, looked at Hei Wuchang with a smile on his face, and did not speak.
Heart: Everything should be done in moderation, and you can't do too much, after all, black and white impermanence and the difference between the four ghosts of the bull head and horse face are notoriously difficult.
They are being bullied by themselves now, don't want it, if they fall into their hands one day, it will definitely be ugly.
"Whew!"
The moment Zheng Yun retracted his steps, the coercion on the four ghosts suddenly decreased by more than half, and he only felt that his body was light, and he invariably breathed a sigh of relief.
"Stinky boy, you are ruthless, am I okay? You take a step back, we have something to say. Hei Wuchang was not angry, although he was unwilling, he could only open his mouth softly, and even borrowed Bai Wuchang's mantra.
At this time, Hei Wuchang knew how bold Zheng Yun was, but he didn't have any scruples at all, and he underestimated Zheng Yun a little bit if he was bold.
He and the others are also the four soul envoys of the underworld, even if he is not afraid, he will still die, his grandmother's! I really don't know where he got that guts?
"Yes, yes, yes! Little friend, will you take a step back again? We've got something to say. Bai Wuchang followed closely and looked at the golden light of merit above his head with palpitations.
He couldn't understand at all why Meritorious Jinguang would see himself and others so unhappy, and he would actually help Zheng Yun to clean up himself and others, it was really strange.
My four soul seduction messengers, how can I say that they are also meritorious, why are they packed up like this? Could it be that he and the others really did something wrong?
"It's not impossible to take a step back, but well! Hey! Xiao Hei, your tone just now doesn't look like you're going to speak well. Zheng Yun said with a playful face.
"I've already succumbed, what do you want?" Hei Wuchang looked indignant and looked at Zheng Yun angrily.
"Huh! That's right, that's fine! I don't have to do anything, so let's get up and talk! Zheng Yun smiled, nodded and took a step back again.
With Hei Wuchang's tempered character, he can be forced to the point of being soft, and Zheng Yun can be proud.
After all, the black and impermanent temper is not something to be said casually, once it really angers him, no matter how hard he fights with himself, then there is no play.
Everything can be done in moderation, and it is good to see each other in the future after being a man, Zheng Yun still understands such a simple truth.
Just as Zheng Yun took a step back again, the four ghosts felt a lightness all over their bodies at the same time, and the uncomfortable pressure on their bodies suddenly disappeared, and the four of them were relieved at the same time, and they got up one after another.
"Little friend, can you put away the golden light of merit first?" Bai Wuchang glanced at the golden light above his head with palpitations, and asked timidly.
"No, I'll put away the golden light of merit, in case you attack again, and I can't beat you, who will I cry with then?" Zheng Yun said very politely.
"Huh? How is this possible? You have so much merit in you, how dare we act at will? Bai Wuchang was really a little afraid of the golden light of merit, and opened his mouth to explain.
"That's not going to work, let's just say that." Zheng Yun glanced at Hei Impermanence, and the meaning in his eyes couldn't be more obvious, not putting away the golden light of merit was just to prevent Hei Impermanence, a short-tempered guy, from suddenly making trouble.
Who knows if he'll be vindictive? Even if he didn't dare to kill himself, if he vomited three liters of blood from beating himself, then he would have no place to cry.
"Alright then!" Bai Wuchang was helpless, took a step back quietly, and tried to stay away as much as possible, and then continued: "Xiaoyou, I was ordered to come to arrest the Yin Spirits and return to the underworld, and you took them away like this, so how can I wait to go back?" ”
"What's the matter? Could it be that you still want to rob my ghost? Don't forget, those are good souls. Zheng Yun's eyes narrowed, and he looked at Bai Wuchang with an unkind expression.
"Huh! Little friend, how dare we rob it! Bai Wuchang had the intention to please and convince him, and said kindly: "Look! As the saying goes, people and ghosts have different paths, and we know that they are good souls, but even if they are good souls, then they should follow us back to the underworld to be reincarnated, right? ”
"That's it! If you are a living person doing such a thing of raising ghosts, aren't you afraid that you will go against the way of heaven? Hei Wuchang echoed, and looked at Zheng Yun calmly for the first time.
"It's against the way of heaven?" Zheng Yun asked rhetorically, looked at Hei Wuchang, and said with a playful expression: "It's against the way of heaven, then why do I get the merit of the way of heaven?" ”
“……?”
When the four ghosts heard this, they looked at each other, and each glanced at each other, all revealing a trace of doubt.
This is also where they feel puzzled, obviously it is against the way of heaven, why can they get that golden light of merit?