Chapter 164: Cunning White Impermanence
Zheng Yun saw that the four 'people' looked puzzled, so he said slowly: "There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, and people who die in the underworld are under the control of your underworld, this is the principle of heaven, but it is ....... ”
Speaking of this, he paused, a very sharp gaze flashed in his eyes, and he swept across the faces of the four ghosts one by one, and continued: "But you, as a soul seduction messenger, only want to arrest the unjust souls of my Huaxia country, and ignore the evil souls of other countries to be evil in my Huaxia country. ”
Bai Wuchang's face trembled, and he explained: "The rules are set by the laws of hell, and we are just acting according to the law, little friend, how can you blame us at this point?" ”
"The law?" Zheng Yun sneered and said disdainfully: "You don't want this law, the evil souls of other countries are doing evil in my Huaxia country, you don't care about it, you still want to catch the heroic soul who acts for the heavens, what is the use of such a law?" ”
"Little friend, your words are a little disrespectful." The Minotaur frowned and retorted, "The underworld is different from the yang world, and it is naturally different in terms of laws, which is beyond your knowledge. ”
"That's right! In the Yang world, there is no unified law for the change of dynasties and the change of laws, but the laws of the underworld are eternal, so how can the two be compared? The horse looked at the bull's head, and the interface agreed.
When Zheng Yun heard this, he glanced at the bull-headed ghost, and then looked at Ma Mian and said: "The change of the law after the change of dynasties cannot escape a distinction between good and evil, what is the difference between the eternal and unchanging law of your underworld?" ”
"Stinky boy! Don't call me an old black speaker! The four of us are soul seducing messengers, and our duty is to arrest the yin souls of our own country's yang world, and the yin souls of other countries are not under our jurisdiction, and we have our own soul seduction messengers from other countries to extradite them back, and vice versa. Hei Wuchang looked at Zheng Yun with some annoyance.
"Or vice versa? Phew! Zheng Yun glared at the black impermanence angrily, and snorted again, really wanting to smack his saliva in his heart.
Pointing to Duan Benquan's corpse with one hand, he said angrily: "Since there is a soul envoy who extradited back, why is there a filth and pickled in other countries?" The evil soul is here to plague my yang world? ”
"Little friend, this ...... This may be the fish that slipped through the net, we can't generalize, right? Bai Wuchang said with some reason.
"Great white! I want to spit on you right now, do you believe it or not? Zheng Yun gritted his teeth and looked at Bai Wuchang viciously.
"Uh......?" Bai Wuchang paused for a moment, and said with a hippie smile: "Hehe! Xiaoyou, let's calm down, didn't we say okay? We have something to say, you can't just say it. ”
"I can't tell you?" Zheng Yun rolled his eyes, gave Bai Wuchang a white eye, and said angrily: "Come on, come on!" Let's all sit down and talk and see if I've said anything about you, it's too tiring to stand. ”
As he spoke, he sat on the ground with his own ass, his eyes staring at the faces of the four ghosts, and he was spinning around.
Yikes! Actually say I'm a fool? Outrageous! I'm going to be civilized again today, and let the four of you guys know how civilized I am.
Isn't it just a one-man argument about the four ghosts, just a war of words, what a big deal! Look at how I have said today that you are talking about being self-conscious.
Hey! What is Zhuge Liang's tongue battle group Confucianism? What is Lu Zijing's rejection? Compared with themselves, they are really far behind, they are one person "single-handedly" four ghosts, if this is said, it will not be a bombardment.
Thinking about it, Zheng Yun secretly smiled proudly, the smile was very obscene, and it was not just a "?n" thing.
The four ghosts trembled at the same time, and Hei Wuchang looked at Zheng Yun speechlessly: Big fart, you are tired after standing for a while? Could it be that you want to sit down and blackmail yourself and others again?
"What's the matter? Don't give face? Shall we talk closer? Zheng Yun looked unhappy, supported the ground with one hand, and was about to stand up.
"Don't, don't! Let's still sit and talk, the yin qi on our body is too heavy, and getting too close will have an impact on Xiaoyou, hehe! Hehe! Bai Wuchang hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, found an excuse that he thought was perfect, and said with a smile.
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled down the corner of his black impermanence, motioning for him to sit down together, and then, sitting cross-legged on the ground first, he stepped back a little quietly, trying to stay away from Zheng Yun as much as possible.
When Zheng Yun heard this, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he sat back on the ground without speaking.
Seeing that Bai Wuchang was actually getting closer and further behind him, Hei Wuchang reacted with hindsight, and after sitting down, he also quietly stepped back a little.
The two ghosts of the bull head and horse face did not react, seeing that the black and white impermanence had sat down, they had to sit on the ground together, looking at Zheng Yun speechlessly.
The four ghosts were originally standing in a line, and the distance was not so obvious, but as soon as they sat down at this time, the positions of the front and rear were suddenly clear at a glance.
Seeing this scene, Zheng Yun secretly felt funny in his heart, looked at Bai Wuchang with a playful face, and said in his heart: Ah! Looking honest and easy to talk, you can be so cunning? Sure enough, it is in response to the old saying, the more honest a person is, the more he will cheat and cheat.
Thinking about it, Zheng Yun didn't break it, and said again: "Come on!" Let's continue with the previous topic, where did I just go? ”
"Huh? You just said you wanted to suck my face. Bai Wuchang responded, covering his face with one hand, supporting the ground with the other, leaning back slightly, pretending to be afraid, and quietly moved his butt back again, and took a small step back.
Zheng Yunleng paused for a moment, quickly reacted, and felt speechless in his heart, but he ignored Bai Wuchang's small movements, and asked again: "It's not this, then where did you talk about it before?" ”
"I said fish that slipped through the net." Bai Wuchang replied again, put one hand behind him, raised his butt slightly, lowered his head and explained: "There is a stone on the ground, it is about to burp me." ”
As he spoke, he picked out a small pebble, and took the opportunity to move back quietly again, and moved away from Zheng Yun a little.
Bai Wuchang's heart was secretly refreshed, the farther away from Zheng Yun, the less merit and coercion he would endure, and a few more times, he would be able to exit the cave and slip away.
Hei Wuchang looked speechless, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that Bai Wuchang would have so many fancy intestines, just two sentences, and actually withdrew from the distance of one step away?
The two ghosts with a bull head and a horse face are even more dazed, just now their four 'people' are obviously standing in a row, why is Hei Impermanence behind his two 'people'? And Bai Wuchang is a big step behind?
The two 'people' glanced at each other, and only then did they react in hindsight, and the horse face was speechless, and turned his head to look at Bai Impermanence deeply.
Vomiting blood! Bai Ye, you are too unkind, you actually retreated by yourself, and you didn't remind us, causing us to bear so much coercion, it is really unconscionable.
Ma Mian quickly turned his head, did the same, put one hand under his buttocks, raised his buttocks slightly, nodded and agreed: "That's right, the stones on the ground do have some burps." ”
As he spoke, he moved his body backwards, thinking that he had not shown any flaws, and smiled very proudly.
The minotaur originally wanted to do the same, and put one hand under the butt and groped for a while, but he didn't find a stone for a long time.
I was unwilling, so I simply put my hands together and groped together on both sides, but I still didn't find the stone, and I wanted to move my butt and retreat, but I didn't find a suitable reason, helplessly, I looked at Zheng Yun with some embarrassment, and moved my butt back with a smile.
Zheng Yun looked funny, how could he not see the small movements of the four ghosts? Squinted at the Minotaur and smiled, "Hehe! I said, horns, you didn't find the stone? It can't be a hemorrhoid on the buttocks, right? ”
"Huh!" The minotaur smiled awkwardly, insisted on being cheeky to the end, and said: "Xiaoyou, if you don't say it, I'm really embarrassed to say it, it's indeed hemorrhoids, it's a little itchy!" Hehe! Hehe......! ”
"Hehe......!" Zheng Yun was speechless for a while, but he followed with a smile, his eyes shifted to look at Hei Wuchang, the meaning in his eyes was really obvious, he obviously wanted to see what excuse Hei Wuchang could find.
Hei Wuchang glanced at Zheng Yun, stood up directly, and said very simply: "Although I don't have stones on the ground, it is a little uneven, I will also adjust my position to find a better place, let's talk well." ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked straight behind Bai Wuchang, completely away from the diffusion range of merit and coercion, and then sat down again, looking at Zheng Yun with a calm face.
“……?”
Zheng Yun was stunned on the spot, speechless by Lei, looking at the black impermanence like a painting on the wall.
Yikes! Do you still want to be shameless? A dignified soul envoy, his face is so thick-skinned? Has the way of the world really changed? The awesome four soul seduction messengers are actually four super living treasures? Damn! It's really shameless than the other.
If this is seen by ordinary people, then it is strange not to be laughed out of the big teeth? Maybe some people will think that they are teases sent by monkeys.
The two ghosts of the bull head and horse face were even more stunned, and the horse face almost dropped his jaw with a big mouth.
No wonder Bai Ye and Hei Ye can be the heads of the two of them, one is as cunning as a fox, and the other is as thick as a wall, and the two of them really can't catch up.
finally found an excuse that wasn't an excuse, so I stepped back a little, comparing it with the impermanence of black and white, which was really a big deal.
The two ghosts looked at each other again, then looked at Zheng Yun at the same time, grinned, swayed from side to side, and slowly retreated .......
Zheng Yun looked at him, a very strange smile appeared on his face, the corners of his mouth were raised high, and he smiled without a smile: "What's the matter?" It's uncomfortable to sit on, isn't it? Do you want to talk on your stomach again? ”
After finishing speaking, he held the ground with one hand, pretending to want to stand up, and when Zheng Yun turned his head, he only heard Bai Wuchang shouting: "Escape!" As the words fell, the figure immediately disappeared in place.
After hearing the sound of the two ghosts, Black Impermanence and Bull Head and Horse Face, they also quickly cast a spell and fled, and ran away without a figure.
Seeing this, Zheng Yun froze on the spot, and soon he reacted, stood up angrily, jumped to his feet and scolded: "Damn!" You four bastards, I'm running away before I'm done, ah! I'm mad ......! ”
Underground.
"Whew!"
Black and white impermanence and the bull and horse face exhaled heavily at the same time, and they all looked up, and glanced above their heads with palpitations.
"That little guy is really tough enough." The horse-faced ghost said with a sigh of relief again.
"Hmmm! It's really a bit difficult, not only difficult, but even more outrageous boldness, even if you're not afraid of us, you dare to threaten us? Outrageous! It's too much, and I'll have to find a chance to clean him up one day. The minotaur replied angrily.
"I advise you not to have this idea, that little Wang Ba Lamb, if you ignore it, you have to fight for three points, and if you have a reason, you may let your bare ass, do you believe it?" Hei Wuchang turned his head to look at the Minotaur and said calmly.
"Huh! Little Black! Not bad! There is growth. Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang with deep meaning, and said with a smile.
"You talk a lot!" Hei Wuchang glanced at Bai Wuchang, the threat in his eyes was really obvious, he was afraid that Bai Wuchang would tell him about his troubles, so he changed the topic and said, "Let's go!" I went back, but I couldn't catch the soul anyway, so it wasn't interesting here. ”
After saying that, it turned into a puff of black smoke and disappeared again.
Bai Wuchang smiled, nodded to the two ghosts, and then disappeared in place ...... place.