Volume 1 Chapter 65 Men Hurt the Most

After a while, Zheng Yun and Zhang Jinxuan had enough of playing, so they let go of Ye Du and sat on the side, smiling with the same smile on their faces.

Ye Du looked resentful, quickly ran away, and after getting away from the two of them, he ran to the tomb and sat on his own.

Zhang Jinxuan forced a smile, took out the bread and water again and threw them to Ye Du, and then asked, "Tell me quickly, what's going on?" ”

Zheng Yun knew that with Zhang Jinxuan's curiosity, if she didn't let her know, it would definitely be endless.

He is really strange sometimes, Zhang Jinxuan is a girl, why is she so curious?

Thinking about it, he raised his eyes to look at Ye Du, nodded and said, "Silly Du, come on!" Not beat around the bush! ”

Ye Du heard the sound, thought for a while, nodded his head, and slowly explained what had happened while eating bread.

After hearing this, Zhang Jinxuan frowned and asked, "Then what are you going to do?" You can't want to hide here for the rest of your life, do you? ”

Zheng Yun smiled, with a look of indifference, and said, "Hehe! It's okay, don't worry! Let's hide for a day first, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and there is no hurdle that cannot be crossed. ”

After listening to Zheng Yun's words, Zhang Jinxuan didn't know why she believed it, nodded a little confused, and said, "Okay then!" I'm going back too, and I have classes in the afternoon; In the evening, I will bring you food, and then you will go down there and pick me up. ”

When Ye Du and Zheng Yun heard this, the two glanced at each other, a trace of emotion rose in their hearts, and they said in unison: "Okay!" Thank you! ”

Seeing that the two had such a tacit understanding, Zhang Jinxuan smiled, stood up and said, "What's polite?" We're classmates! ”

The two saw Zhang Jinxuan stand up, and at the same time stood up, and after looking at each other again, Zheng Yun said with a smile: "You are right, we are classmates." ”

After speaking, the three of them looked at each other, and they all laughed.

Zheng Yun looked at Ye Du and asked, "Silly Du, do you want to wait here, or send her back with me?" ”

Ye Du originally wanted to send it together, but after thinking about it, a strange expression appeared on his face, and he said with a smile: "Well, it's better for you to go!" The sun is pretty big, so I'll just wait here. ”

Zhang Jinxuan's face was slightly red, she didn't speak, she turned around and left first, how could she not hear Ye Du's words.

Zheng Yun saw Zhang Jinxuan leave first, and after looking back at Ye Du, he didn't speak, turned around and followed.

Along the way, Zheng Yun cautiously followed behind Zhang Jinxuan, seeing that she was wearing a pair of slippery white flat shoes, and the downhill road was even more difficult.

After thinking about it, he timidly asked, "What! The road down the mountain is slippery, why don't I lead you? ”

"Poof!" Zhang Jinxuan seemed to remember what happened before, and was amused on the spot, and scolded with a smile: "You die!" I'll go myself. ”

Turning around, he glanced at Zheng Yun angrily, pursed his lips and whispered, "You dead bastard, do you want to do it again?" Disgusting to death. ”

Zheng Yun scratched his head in embarrassment, and followed behind her with a wry smile, not daring to speak again along the way, for fear of saying too many mistakes.

Walked for a while.

Zhang Jinxuan felt that her feet were a little sore when she walked down, perhaps because when she trotted down the mountain before, her feet rubbed a little deeply.

She glanced back, and saw that Ye Du could no longer see, so she stopped, turned to look at Zheng Yun and said, "I can't walk anymore, you can carry me back." ”

"What?"

Zheng Yun was stunned for a moment, reflexively asked, and looked at her even more dumbfounded.

Zhang Jinxuan stared at her eyes, pouted, looked straight at Zheng Yun with her eyes, and did not speak.

Zheng Yun's whole body hair stood on end, and he said helplessly: "Okay! ”

After saying that, he walked in front of her, squatted, and bent over.

Seeing Zheng Yun obediently, Zhang Jinxuan showed a victorious smile on her face, and whispered: "Count you as acquaintances!" After finishing speaking, she lay on Zheng Yun's back.

After Zheng Yun picked up Zhang Jinxuan on his back, he walked slowly and silently.

Seeing Zheng Yun's submissive appearance, Zhang Jinxuan smiled and shouted happily: "Hurry up, go quickly, you lazy donkey." ”

"Huh?"

Zheng Yun stopped speechlessly, turned his head and glanced at her, but he didn't dare to refute, but muttered to himself in his heart: You are a lazy donkey! Only two steps have to be carried by people.

Zhang Jinxuan covered her mouth and smiled: "What do you see?" Let's go! ”

Zheng Yun pursed the corners of his mouth speechlessly, seeing that she was smiling very happily, and then thinking of making her angry and crying before, he felt a little unbearable.

He deliberately wanted to tease her, and shouted with a smile: "Let's go, carry my daughter-in-law home!" After saying that, he trotted all the way.

"Giggle...... you're going to die." Zhang Jinxuan laughed and scolded on the spot, and even knocked Zheng Yun's head with one hand.

"Ai Ze."

Zheng Yun was knocked hurt, with a depressed expression on his face, and said secretly: "Alas! To make you angry and get hurt, to make you happy or to get hurt, and to let people live? ”

Thinking of this, he sent a god to sing: "Alas! Men are really hard, and men should be self-reliant. After singing, he shook his head, sighed and continued to walk with Zhang Jinxuan on his back.

Zhang Jinxuan heard the song he sang, and suddenly her pretty face turned red with anger, her eyes stared at the back of his head, and she gritted her teeth and said to herself: How can this be reasonable, how many men want to carry it, but they don't have that opportunity, ask him to carry me, and even sing a song to protest?

Does he want to die? This bastard, how can he do this? I'm so!

Thinking of this, Zhang Jinxuan gritted her teeth and said, "I'm not happy today, I want to bite you to death!" ”

As she spoke, she quickly lay on his shoulder and opened her mouth to bite, and then she was stunned, but saw that Zheng Yun was standing motionless on the spot.

Zhang Jinxuan was puzzled and asked, "Aren't you afraid that I will bite you?" ”

When Zheng Yun heard what she said, he knew that he was about to have another tragedy, so he was so frightened that he immediately recited the incantation, quickly let his soul out of his body, and flashed directly to the side.

His body still stood dumbfounded, and he also retained that look of chagrin.

When he heard Zhang Jinxuan's question, his soul immediately returned to his body, with an expression on his face that looked at death as if he were at home, and said flatly: "If you want to bite, you can bite!" It's okay, who called me a man. ”

After finishing speaking, he pursed his lips and secretly said to himself: Wool! Are you still a human being who is not afraid of biting? If you have the ability, you let me bite it and try it, and see if you are afraid.

Zhang Jinxuan didn't know what he was thinking, she was stunned for a while, and she looked at him a little nymphomaniac.

I thought to myself, sometimes this wood is really cute, sometimes stupid, sometimes really brave, and even more righteous, my brother was beaten, and he went to take revenge without saying a word, and he really could compare with Chen Haonan......

All right! Another ignorant girl was poisoned by the movie "Crazy Boy".

Zhang Jinxuan hadn't finished thinking about it, but listened to Zheng Yun continue: "I didn't take a shower last night!" It should taste good; If you want to bite, you can bite! Bitten to death, eighteen years later I am a good man again. ”

After Zhang Jinxuan heard this, she was glared at angrily on the spot, and she gritted her teeth in anger: This bastard is really disgusting!

She wanted to scratch him, but after thinking about it, she changed her attention again.

At this time, he was carrying himself on his back, if he couldn't stand the itch and threw himself down, it would be ugly, and it would be the most painful to give him a man, even if it was a small punishment.

Thinking of this, her two jade hands were placed on Zheng Yun's waist at the same time, pinched and twisted, gritted her teeth and pursed her lips and said, "I let you not take a bath, I made you quite fragrant, I see that you dare to disgust me ......." ”

Zheng Yun finally knew what kind of pain Ye Du was when he twisted it, just now he was still laughing at Ye Du, and now it was his turn.

I saw him cry out in pain on the spot: "Ah! Oh, my God! How can it hurt so much! Help me! I don't dare, I'll go take a shower and give you a bite right away, let go......! ”

screamed on his mouth, but he was annoyed to death in his heart, he really couldn't control his broken mouth, and wanted to give himself a few big mouths.

Why do you want to provoke this female devil again, I'm really full of food - I have nothing to look for, it seems that I haven't eaten enough, and I don't want to die like this.

Alas! The means of girls are really endless, even if there is an out-of-body soul, it is impossible to prevent it!