Volume 1 Chapter 64 Hip-hopping
Zhang Jinxuan ignored Zheng Yun's kindness, still staring at him deadly, trotting down the mountain all the way.
Zheng Yun was a little ashamed, a little remorseful, and even more embarrassed, sighing and muttering endlessly.
Alas! This female devil really can't be messed with! I can't be blamed for that! Who told her that her hands were so icy, and so soft, how could they look so much like ice cream! Well, it feels like a little meat bun.
Alas! I hadn't eaten all night, I was thirsty and hungry, and I just wanted to lick it, not bite it, otherwise I would have died even more ugly.
Alas! How can this be explained? It seems that this time it is really dead, run away? Just think about it, if you run again, it will definitely be endless.
Alas! Let's lie on my stomach honestly! If you want to kill, you have to listen to it.
At this time, Zhang Jinxuan finally ran down, clenched her teeth, staring at Zheng Yun deadly, with a look of anger, eager to break Zheng Yun's body into thousands of pieces, anyone who saw it would pray for Zheng Yun.
It's just that when she saw Zheng Yun looking pitiful and at your disposal, she suddenly felt a little unbearable.
She glanced at Zheng Yun in a complicated mood, but she didn't get mad, slowly squatted down, and said gently, "Are you okay?" Did you fall or hurt yourself? Does it hurt? ”
As he spoke, he reached out to help Zheng Yun up, and gently patted the soil on his body.
When Ye Du heard the sound, he was stunned for a moment, he felt a little incredible, he was puzzled, he looked up slightly, but saw Zhang Jinxuan's tender and sweet appearance, his face was full of disbelief, and he muttered to himself.
"A woman's heart is really a needle at the bottom of the sea."
Zhang Jinxuan seemed to have a sense, turned her head and glared angrily, Ye Du was so frightened on the spot that he lowered his head again, lay on the ground again, and didn't dare to look again.
Zheng Yun was even more shocked by Zhang Jinxuan's words and actions, and looked at her a little stunned, as if she had seen a ghost, stupidly stunned on the spot.
With his understanding of Zhang Jinxuan, he didn't believe that she would be so kind, let alone that she would let herself go so easily, this must be a quiet ...... before the storm.
"Help!"
Zheng Yun shouted silently in his heart, so frightened that he immediately bowed with both hands and begged for mercy loudly: "Grandma! Just spare me! If you want to kill, you want to kill you, so give me a good time! This moment of hell, a moment of heaven, I really can't stand it. ”
"Flutter! Giggle....... ”
Zhang Jinxuan was amused by Zheng Yun's words and his actions on the spot, laughing out loud, laughing with the flowers and branches, leaning forward and back.
Zheng Yun and Ye Du suddenly heard laughter, looked confused, and glanced at each other, both of them were confused by the second monk.
After Zhang Jinxuan smiled, her face straightened, and she said angrily: "You two get up, hurry over and eat the things first." ”
As he spoke, he put down the bag behind him, and then opened the zipper and took out bread and water from it.
Zheng Yun and Ye Du glanced at each other again, and then looked at Zhang Jinxuan at the same time, both feeling a little incredulous.
Zhang Jinxuan's pretty face was slightly red when the two of them looked at her, and she said angrily: "Don't hurry up, don't you want to eat?" Then I'll take it and throw it away! As he spoke, he took the bread in one hand and tried to throw it away.
"Don't! Other! Other! The two of them said in unison.
Zheng Yun raised his hands in the air, as if he had surrendered.
Ye Du supported the ground with both hands, quickly got up from the ground, ran quickly in front of Zhang Jinxuan, snatched the bread in her hand with one hand and said: "What a pity to throw it away, it is better to feed my five internal organs temple, they are all about to starve to death, thank you!" ”
As he spoke, he quickly tore open the bag, and then sat down on the spot and devoured it.
"Giggles! Slow down, there's still something in there. Zhang Jinxuan said with a smile, and as she spoke, she handed the bread and water to Zheng Yun and said, "Na, this is yours." ”
Zheng Yun took the bread and water a little embarrassed, and thanked him: "Thank you!" ”
Zhang Jinxuan glanced at him, did not speak, and sat on the side with bread to eat.
Seeing that Zhang Jinxuan ignored him, Zheng Yun suddenly felt a little bored, scratched his head, and then opened the cap of the bottle, sat down next to Ye Du, and drank by himself.
Ye Du saw that Zheng Yun was deflated, and held back the smile in his heart, wanting to ease his embarrassment, and said, "Well, it's so delicious, my stomach is almost hungry; Sister-in-law, you are so nice! I've never eaten such delicious bread. ”
When Zhang Jinxuan heard this, she immediately blushed, and said angrily: "What are you talking about?" The bread can't stop your mouth, and if you dare to talk nonsense, I'll slap you to death. ”
After speaking, he quickly stood up, stretched out his jade hand and wanted to fight, a little hating the house and Wu, looking at Zheng Yun was not happy, and even looking at Ye Du was the same.
Ye Du was startled, and hurriedly got up and ran away, he was not like Zheng Yun, he didn't even dare to run.
Who knows, as soon as he ran two steps, he was knocked down by Zheng Yun who was sitting next to him, and he fell to the ground tragically on the spot.
Zheng Yun gloated with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "You deserve it, let your mouth be cheap, I really want to kick you to death." ”
Ye Du suddenly felt depressed, and said with a pout: "Why are you two so tacit, one slapped me to death, the other kicked me to death, and let people not live." ”
After finishing speaking, he even crawled and wanted to escape, but unfortunately, his feet were caught by Zheng Yun on the spot, and even escaping became a luxury, Zhang Jinxuan was even more annoyed, stepped forward, and put the plastic bag directly on his head.
Ye Du seemed to be addicted to his mouth, and did not learn from the lesson, but even waved his hands and shouted with a smile: "Help!" You two are ready to murder! ”
"Make your mouth dirty!" Zheng Yun and Zhang Jinxuan seemed to have a tacit understanding, and said in unison again.
After finishing speaking, the two were stunned, glanced at each other, and then looked at each other and smiled.
Zhang Jinxuan looked at Ye Du angrily, took out her housekeeping skill 'Scratching Itch Magic Skill', and quickly reached Ye Du's waist with both hands, scratching hard.
However, her 'itching magic skill' that was tried and tested on Zheng Yun was ineffective on Ye Du.
Ye Du laughed, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and said with a smile: "You think I am Zheng Yun?" It didn't work for me. ”
Zhang Jinxuan was stunned for a moment, but only stunned, and after reacting, her eyes narrowed, and she sneered: "Oh? Aren't you afraid of itching? ”
"That's it!" Ye Du Tser responded.
"Huh! Isn't that painful? Zhang Jinxuan said with a smile, and then, she changed her hands to pinch, and said hatefully: "I'll let you taste the most pain in men!" ”
After saying that, she quickly twisted her hands, and as she twisted her hands, an earth-shattering scream sounded.
"It hurts! Auntie and grandmother spare your life! I don't dare anymore, ah! Dead man! Zheng Yun, help! ”
What is the best friend, Zheng Yun is also.
Seeing Ye Du crying and shouting, not only did he not save him, but he also said words that made Ye Du's heart cold to the end.
"Huh! His weakness is no longer on the waist, but on the soles of his feet. ”
After speaking, Zheng Yun sat on the ground, picked up a weed, pressed one of Ye Du's feet with both feet, and held the other foot with one hand, then took off Ye Du's shoes and slowly pulled them up.
With the swiping of the weeds in Zheng Yun's hands, a cry that was even more tragic than the Stone Breaking Shock resounded in the sky, instantly breaking the entire mountain of tranquility.
Ye Du's excited and painful voice, happy shouting for help, mixed with happy crying, suddenly rang out.
"Ahh Help me! Ha ha...... You're going to murder! Ha ha...... It hurts! I don't dare. "Ye Du finally knows what it means to be itchy and itchy.
"Huh! Silly all! I haven't even asked you for revenge last time, you still dare to be cheap, I told you, if you can escape the monk, you can't escape the temple, you have to believe it. Zheng Yun gloated.
"Zheng Yun! Do you hold such a grudge? Yes! Hahaha! Help me! I was wrong...... Ye Du said angrily, and then shouted for help with laughter again.
Zhang Jinxuan was more like venting her grievances before venting, gritting her teeth and saying: "Let you be stunned!" I don't believe I can't take care of you. ”
For a while, on the hill behind Changshan Middle School, three fifteen-year-old boys and girls were making noise, full of infinite laughter.
At this time, if an elderly person passes by and sees this scene, he will definitely sigh with a smile on his face.
"It's good to be young!"