Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang Fourth, the world is the biggest eater
Standing on the lawn of the hospital building, Lin Xiaoqiang suddenly stopped and looked up at the sky.
Li Bing is still not used to observing the world through a screen like a monitor, and most of the time, his body is controlled by Lin Xiaoqiang. There is more and more content on the monitor, and there are many parts that glow with a faint blue light, as if it will later show skills that are not unlocked. Li Bing couldn't figure out how to activate these hidden parts. The task now is first and foremost to get used to the perspective like watching a movie.
"What are you doing?" Li Bing asked strangely.
"I'm wondering what to do next." Lin Xiaoqiang replied, "It's been a long time since I saw the sun." That's nice. ”
"Let's go, everyone told us to get out, let's go out and talk about it."
Walk out of the hospital door and onto the street. The weather is starting to get cooler, after all, I have been in the hospital for many months, from early summer to early autumn. The streets are bustling with pedestrians and cars, but the city has not changed at all, and it has not cared about the joys and sorrows experienced by this little man standing on the side of the road in the past, the life and death experienced in the first few months, and the confusion of not knowing where to go in the future. In front of the huge city, a person can't even talk about ants, and there seems to be no trace of coming or leaving.
The mobile phone I got back was charged, and as soon as I turned it on, there were more than a dozen missed calls. Lin Xiaoqiang glanced at it and deleted it all. Li Bing was very curious why he didn't call, Lin Xiaoqiang's explanation was that they were all people on the road, and if they couldn't get through their own phone, they knew that something must have happened, and it was useless to call, either the number was empty or the phone was turned off.
"So what now?" Li Bing asked.
"I don't know. Let's go back to the place I rented first. We're used to it, it's fine. Lin Xiaoqiang didn't seem to have any concept of homelessness, and Li Bing felt as if he was thinking about something.
"Let's go, I'll see what your rogue is like."
The taxi was delivered to the outside of an old community at the junction of urban and rural areas on the edge of the city, and Lin Xiaoqiang got out of the car. Why don't you drive downstairs directly, Li Bing didn't ask. Because it can be seen from the monitor that Lin Xiaoqiang is a little nervous, and his heartbeat is faster than before. After getting out of the car, Lin Xiaoqiang's eyes looked around, his head moved around, and Li Bing felt a little dizzy.
"I said number three," Li Bing actually gave in to agree to the code name between each other, "It's okay to twist around, dizzy." ”
"Shut up. Leave me alone. The unexpected Lin Xiaoqiang didn't talk, but stopped Li Bing rudely.
After going around the community several times inside and out, and buying a few things in a few commissaries and supermarkets, Lin Xiaoqiang walked unhurriedly to a building and looked up. Li Bing couldn't tell what floor he was looking at, and looked at it for a while. Lin Xiaoqiang nodded and walked into the building, his steps were very slow and light, and he kept looking around along the way. When I got to the 4th floor, in front of a door, I looked up and down for a long time before I took out the key and opened the door to go in.
"What were you doing?" Li Bing asked.
"Nothing. Professional habits, you don't understand. Lin Xiaoqiang sat on the sofa with slow dust, and seemed to be quite relaxed now, "Fortunately, no one has come." ”
"You're afraid someone will come in?"
"If you are afraid, you are not afraid, it is trouble. You don't understand it. Hey, it's all ash, how do you live here? ”
"What else can I do if I clean up?"
"You come, I can't do these chores."
"What did you do when you lived there?" Li Bing replied.
"Before, I used to clean it up." Lin Xiaoqiang was silent after saying this. Li Bing also suddenly felt uneasy. Looking at it like this, Lin Xiaoqiang and his partner lived together in the past, but now, Lin Xiaoqiang has brought one more thing that he doesn't know what it is, and his partner has been buried in the ground for almost half a year. Seeing things and thinking about people, mentioning such a topic now, it is inevitable that Lin Xiaoqiang will be sad.
"That, what. Then I'll clean up. I've been used to it before. Li Bing hurriedly changed the topic.
After taking over the body, Li Bing felt somewhat uncomfortable. But it's also a slow adaptation. Li Bing couldn't help but think of when he first learned badminton, the standard grip action was all kinds of awkwardness and unaccustomed at the beginning; And it's the same when you have to play Lure with the left hand wheel in order to pretend to be cool.,Didn't they all get used to it slowly.。 Thinking of this, Li Bing was in a trance again, now his mind was manipulating this body, was he alive or dead? Or is it all a dream, when you wake up, or in your own bed, the alarm goes off, and you have to drag your tired body to meet the day's work?
"One, you're doing it." Lin Xiaoqiang's voice interrupted Li Bing's thoughts. Li Bing unskillfully controlled his body and began to clean.
"Damn, what are you doing!" When he really began to observe this house seriously, Li Bing was taken aback. I can't believe it's a place where people live, it's a garbage dump. Dirty clothes, smelly socks, instant noodles, take-out boxes, and cardboard boxes for all kinds of couriers, mixed with thick dust, exude an indescribable temperature, messy, not even messy, just throw it wherever you want. The sheets are no longer colored, and mushrooms have grown on the shoes scattered on the floor!
"Hehe, No. 1, you just do it slowly, it's just time to move the event." Lin Xiaoqiang looked at the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.
Then do it, clean up everything first, classify what you want first, and Lin Xiaoqiang is still mixed with Lin Xiaoqiang in the dust, "This wants, that wants." Li Bing's head is about to explode. After a full day's work, I threw away a few large boxes of garbage, and I didn't know how many basins of water I used, so I finally cleaned up a rough idea, and the living room, kitchen, bathroom, and Lin Xiaoqiang's bedroom finally looked like a home. Li Bing in the other bedroom was going to go in and clean it, but Lin Xiaoqiang thought about it for a long time and told Li Bing to leave it alone and just lock it all the time.
"Those dirty clothes, sheets, curtains, etc., only tomorrow will be washed. I'm tired enough today. Li Bing took a shower with this body under control for the first time, and lay directly on the mattress. I didn't have to change my clothes, and I was discharged from the hospital and I was helped by Nurse Xiaoxia to buy that dress, of course, there were no underwear, and I bought it big.
"Hey, One, you're amazing. If you want me, call a housekeeper and throw it all away. You really can, you didn't use to be a housekeeper before, right? ”
"I don't want to talk to you anymore. Exhausted. What to eat? I am hungry. ”
"I see you've cleaned up the kitchen. What, do you know how to cook? ”
"Nonsense, it's all me cooking."
"After that, you cook, and I'll eat it when it's ready, haha."
"I'll eat it myself when it's done, you eat a fart." Fatigue made Li Bing not have a good temper. Lin Xiaoqiang didn't care about it. Finally handed over his body to Lin Xiaoqiang, went out to eat something, and returned to this house.
"I'll have to buy laundry detergent tomorrow, and besides, the refrigerator is empty, so I'll have to buy something to eat."
"Buy, your old man said to buy it. Later you are the housekeeper. Lin Xiaoqiang's hippie smile tone, "But I can remind you that the old man doesn't have much money." ”
"No money? Didn't you say that you were some kind of thief, a thief, and that you would be short of money? ”
"A thief is a thief, a thief is a thief, but have you ever heard of a thief who would save a lot of money?"
This is true. Although Li Bing didn't know the life of a thief, he had more or less heard that the thief's money was all over the place. It's easy to get money, it's generous to use money, and you really won't save money. There seems to be a saying that crops are money for thousands of years, and thieves are done with money. In fact, it is easy to understand when you think about it, this thief can be caught at any time, and if he catches the money and does not spend it, he will steal it in vain. I don't know what kind of drunken and corrupt life this kid lived when he stole things before. Thinking of this, Li Bing unconsciously looked forward to it, after all, when he was still himself, although he had no spending power, he didn't have the courage to go out and fool around. But every time I hear a few big brothers in the office whispering or talking about the various experiences of Fengyue place, I still unconsciously quietly prick up my ears to listen to a few words. Sometimes I think, what's wrong with going out and going crazy once, but when I think that the house has to be repaid, the car has not yet been settled, and the living expenses have to be overspent this month, I can only sigh softly and go home to cook honestly.
But listening to Lin Xiaoqiang's tone, if you have no money, you can only go out and steal it. I still have a little deposit left, but now for the bank, I am dead, and I don't know how to deal with the account, and besides, I don't know who took the bank card or how to deal with it. In short, he can only rely on Lin Xiaoqiang on the issue of money.
Feeling that Li Bing was silent, Lin Xiaoqiang shouted: "Hey, I said No. 1, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I've always resisted you stealing this thing." Now Li Bing will not hide anything from Lin Xiaoqiang.
"Hey, I can't help it. We've already agreed that I don't have any other skills, so don't expect me to work. If you want to live, you still have to rely on my skills to get some money. ”
"I'll try to overcome it. To be honest, this psychological bottom line is still not easy to overcome. ”
"Fuck what's the bottom line, starve you for three days, and you'll have no fucking bottom line." Lin Xiaoqiang burst into foul language again: "Don't say it." Anyway, I only have enough money to eat for a week. I've got to get some money these days, or I'm going to starve to death. The dignified little third master was starved to death, and even the police were laughing to death when it got out. ”
"Well, the world is big, and the food is the biggest. Take your liking. Ay. ”
"Sleep. I'll have to find a place to try tomorrow, but I can't do it. I have been lying in the hospital for more than half a year, and if I spend a lot of effort, it will be troublesome. ”
Just after a short while, Li Bing was woken up by Lin Xiaoqiang. The body was handed over to him for control, and then he watched him turn around and come to the river.
The great river goes east, and the flow is endless. The summer flood has passed, and the river beach has receded. Under the light of the moon and street lamps, the mud, dead branches and grass, and all kinds of garbage carried by the river and discarded on the riverbank all evoke people's memories of the flood. On the edge of the tidal flat, there is a high ancient city wall. The city wall was built along the river, and according to the old man, the city wall was all around the city before, and then only more than 1,000 meters of the river remained. Later, the government renovated the riverbank environment, the ancient city wall was also reinforced, the surrounding area was cleaned up, and the gatehouse was also repaired. More than ten years have passed, and the gold lacquer painting has slowly begun to fade, and the ancient city wall has become more and more solemn and majestic.
"What are you doing here?" Li Bing asked. It's only 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, the city wall belongs to the nature of the park, there is not even a figure at this point, although there is light, but the river wind gusts, accompanied by the dark projection of the ancient city wall, it still makes people feel gloomy.
"Don't talk nonsense." Lin Xiaoqiang looked left and right. Turn to face the walls. After kicking his arms and legs for a while, he lifted his pants up again, rolled up the sleeves of his clothes, took a deep breath, and ran towards the city wall.
Li Bing is now a 4D movie, the wind is swishing in his ears, the city wall is getting closer and closer, as if he is about to collide, and suddenly his eyes are rushing up, and he only sees the big stones of the city wall flashing in front of him, and he doesn't know how high it is. Li Bing instinctively nervous, unconsciously about to close his eyes and clench his hands.
"Holy!" Lin Xiaoqiang scolded in a low voice, and then Li Bing saw that the scene in front of him suddenly did not move, and then the battlements of the city wall became farther and farther away, this is the rhythm of falling down.
Lin Xiaoqiang fell to the ground on his back with a bang, fortunately the ground was thick with silt, but it also made Lin Xiaoqiang's back angry.
"How are you? Hey, that number three, how are you? Li Bing also felt a little dizzy, "Speak, I said." ”
After a long time, Lin Xiaoqiang squeaked: "Damn, I said what the hell did you do, you almost didn't fall to death." Depend on! ”
Li Bing knew that his subconscious control of his body must have caused a restrain to Lin Xiaoqiang. It's scary to fall straight down. "Well, for the first time, wasn't I nervous?"
"Nervous fart, you're so nervous that you almost killed me." Lin Xiaoqiang didn't seem to have fallen lightly, he had been lying on the ground panting, and he didn't get up, "Let me tell you, it's really terrible for you to do this again, when you really work, more than a dozen floors are commonplace, if you are nervous, the two of us will finish playing immediately." ”
"I try, I try. But you also have to give me a process of adaptation, and I can't be nervous when I play this hand as soon as I come. Li Bing pleaded a few words.
"Hehe, blame me. Good, good, get used to it, get used to it slowly. Lin Xiaoqiang probably relieved himself and slowly stood up: "Lao Tzu will die in your hands sooner or later, let me tell you, it's really unlucky to have such a thing as you!" ”
Slowly adapting to it, but really getting used to it. Lin Xiaoqiang started his activities again, this time he had a heart and eyes, and he didn't jump to a high place, but he was on the flat ground, ran for a while, and then ran out like a long jump.
At the beginning, Li Bing was still nervous several times, and Lin Xiaoqiang fell several times, but fortunately, he was jumping on the ground, and the fall was not heavy, but it was still exchanged for Lin Xiaoqiang's endless scolding. There were more than a dozen back-and-forths, and Li Bing was able to adapt to the perspective of a roller coaster, even if Lin Xiaoqiang did more than a dozen flips in a row, he basically didn't get nervous anymore, and the feeling of dizziness gradually disappeared. After practicing back and forth more than a dozen times, Lin Xiaoqiang confirmed that Li Bing had adapted to some extent, and then let go of his hands and feet and really practiced.
It doesn't matter if this practice is practiced, Li Bing only then realized that Lin Xiaoqiang called himself a thief, and his kung fu was really not covered. On the flat ground, it is three or four meters, looking at the ditch that is quite wide, and it will pass with a brisk walk; The city wall is six or seven meters high, rubbing and running for more than ten meters, and then it goes directly to the top, and as soon as it turns over, it passes the battlement. What's even more powerful is that when he came down from the city wall, he jumped down directly, and he didn't know how many times his feet clicked on the wall, and his body went down diagonally, and he actually landed and squatted, and there was nothing. What made Li Bing feel even more unbelievable was that with just a little force borrowed from the stone cracks of the city wall with his feet and one hand, the whole person could actually hang on the city wall, as if it was glued. This is all a scene that used to be seen in movies with special effects. Now Li Bing is flying around with Lin Xiaoqiang like this, and suddenly feels a bit like an ancient hero flying on the wall, and he is a little arrogant and fluttering. I used to watch movies and TV and knew that it was fake, but sometimes when I heard others brag, I said that there was a nose and an eye, how amazing the so-called kung fu is, in fact, Li Bing has always been skeptical. After practicing with Lin Xiaoqiang today, although it is considered a personal experience, Li Bing still feels incredible.
The sky is a little bright, and there are vague voices on the road. "Let's go." Lin Xiaoqiang exhaled a long breath, "I didn't expect that the kung fu was not good at all, and the strength felt a little better." ”
"What now?"
"What are you doing, eating, tossing in the middle of the night, aren't you hungry? yes, you don't really know you're hungry now. Come, let you come, I'll rest. ”
Li Bing took over the body, hunger, pain, soreness, and all kinds of feelings are called rushing towards him, this sourness is really uncomfortable. I think that although I was poor at the beginning, I have been practicing badminton since middle school, and although my physical fitness is not strong, Li Bing is still not a problem with general fitness routines. The feeling coming from this body now is even more unbearable than the prostration after my first high-intensity physical training. I don't know how Lin Xiaoqiang, a thin man, has such a big explosive power and how he has such a strong endurance. With his current physical state, can he still steal?
While thinking about walking, my stomach was really hungry, so I sat down at a roadside stall and ate two large bowls of noodles, which made me feel better. It was easy to return to Lin Xiaoqiang's residence, and Li Bing fell directly into bed.
"I said, you're really good. You're really not bragging. Li Bing gave a thumbs up.
"Believe it, right? I'm telling you, it's all side dishes. How many meters is that wall? It's still a bit sloping, let me tell you, the wall that goes straight up and down, the outside is all concrete, more than 4 meters high, I rubbed it over, I tell you, it's all kung fu. Lin Xiaoqiang was a little proud.
"I said you can jump so well, why didn't you go to sports in the first place, if you win an Olympic championship or something, isn't it better than you are now?"
"That's different. Hey, it's all fate, and it's all tears. "Lin Xiaoqiang is quite talented in acting, and there is a bit of sadness in his tone." Well, without further ado. Sleep, there are many things to do in the afternoon. ”
"Afternoon? What are you doing in broad daylight? ”
"Sleep first, you'll know when the time comes." After taking over the body, Lin Xiaoqiang directly closed his eyes.