Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang Third, I'm a thief?
Now the content of the monitor in front of Li Bing has been increased. With the fusion of sharp pain again and again, the shape of a body on the right slowly emerged, and each successful fusion could be perceived
And the part of the control became red, and the rest was blue. Li Bing and the other party did various experiments, and found that the two could not control the body at the same time. When Li Bing is in control, that part shows yes
Yellow, when the opponent is in control, the display is red. And when there is no part of the fusion, the difficulty of the pain is not the same. Interestingly, although it can't be controlled at the same time as the other party, it is physical
But the feeling can be shared.
The most painful thing is the fusion of the eyes. Maybe because the nerves in the eyes are relatively dense, the pain faints a few times but it didn't work, and the other party once said to give up, because the pain is real
It's unbearable for ordinary people. But Li Bing continued to encourage and insist, because he found that as more and more parts of the two sides fused, the state of connection no longer needed a special call.
Is it true that if all the bodies are successfully fused, then you will successfully live in this body, and this body can wake up?
Under unremitting persistence, after being unconscious many times, Li Bing opened his eyes and finally found that the display had changed again.
Now, Li Bing seems to be wearing 4D glasses, and then the various information projected is exactly like in the movie, and he can choose the corresponding information by using his mind. If you want to control
arm, the idea of controlling the arm was issued, and the other party chose not to control the arm, so Li Bing could move freely according to his own ideas.
But if both sides try to control, then no one can control.
Another interesting discovery is that the two can each control an eyeball. Although it feels weird, it doesn't affect normal vision, and the range you can see is more
It's big. Only hearing can't control it, and all the two of them can hear is the same sound.
After a hellish ordeal, the two finally fused all their body parts completely. The final fusion was not as painful as ever, but as if it were overpowered, it trembled and trembled
I don't know how long I was shaking, Li Bing's feeling was the same as a century. In this trembling time, Li Bing even wondered if such a fusion was wrong, and in the end, this body would be
Shake to pieces, and you will be so shaken to ashes.
Fortunately, the final ending is good.
"Come on, eat a little more." The nurse's sister fed another spoonful of nutritious porridge. Li Bing is not in control of his body now, just like watching a movie.
"It's boring." Li Bing was very strange, obviously now that he had woken up, why was the other party still in the hospital. Just to flirt with girls? This pervert is not in a big grade, and he is not a fancy intestine
Few.
"Hey, hey, don't eat, get down to business." Li Bing called the other party. Now, with the fusion of their bodies, the connection between the two seems to be completely unbreakable.
"You're so boring." The other party replied.
finally sent the nurse's sister away, and the other party leaned on the hospital bed and stretched.
"Say, what's wrong?"
"Seriously, what's your name? We can't keep feeding names, can we? Li Bing said.
"That's right. What's your name? How big? ”
"My name is Li Bing, 32. What about you? ”
"Me? I'm 22, you can just call me the third master. The other party hesitated.
"Little Third Master? What's the name, I don't call it. Li Bing almost scolded the street, "We are now in one body, you have to tell the truth what your name is." ”
"Hmm. It's nothing to tell you, I just don't like the name. The other party still compromised: "My name is Lin Xiaoqiang." It's the cockroach that Xiaoqiang. Funny, right? ”
"Nothing funny, huh?" Li Bing said, "Then what will I call you in the future?" Jack bauer? Kobayashi? ”
"Don't, don't like it, don't like it, don't call it." Lin Xiaoqiang looked very anxious, "I want to think about it, eh, do I call you Brother Bing or Brother Li?" ”
"Whatever you want."
"In this way, we don't call names" Lin Xiaoqiang didn't seem to like calling names, "You are older, you are the eldest brother, I call you No. 1, and you call me No. 3." ”
"What kind of code name is this?"
"Otherwise, you will go to the cave, and I will go to the cave, it is said that the army is called that."
"What is this, that, whatever," Li Bing was speechless for a while.
"What's that called? Call you big brother? Or is it called the Boss? ”
"Then it's better to call it No. 1 and No. 2."
"No. 1 and No. 3," Lin Xiaoqiang corrected, "I'm the only one." ”
"Hey, whatever, it doesn't matter what it's called." Li Bing really has no way to deal with Lin Xiaoqiang's scoundrel. In the past few days, his body has gradually recovered, in fact, he has gotten out of bed many times, and Li Bing is in the toilet
In the mirror, I saw Lin Xiaoqiang's appearance, thin and small, and short, only about 160. There is no way to parasitize into such a body, and now the reality has been
In this way, fortunately, he is still alive to some extent. The problem now is that two people use this body together, and they must face the world according to Lin Xiaoqiang's identity
Everything will change, and his world is not yet known, what will his future life be like?
"By the way, Xiaolin, no, No. 3" Li Bing is really not used to this kind of inexplicable code name, "What do you do?" Studying or working? ”
"Me? What about you? I mean when you were alive. ”
"Am I alive?" Li Bing is not easy to refute, now that he lives in this body, he doesn't know if he is dead or alive, "Me? I used to be an ordinary clerk.
Write documents, make plans, reports, upload and release, etc. What about you? ”
"Me? Dude is a fitter. ”
"Fitter?" Li Bing was a little surprised, "I really can't see it, you are still a fitter, and you just started your apprenticeship, right?" ”
"You know. Dude, this fitter is not that fitter. Beijing is also called Buddha. ”
"What's that? Buddha? Fitter? Li Bing couldn't react for a while.
"I'll go." Lin Xiaoqiang was also thinking, "Grand Thief, do you understand?" Have you heard of Swallow Li San? ”
Li Bing thought about it, this Buddha, fitter, and swallow Li San reacted immediately, "You are a thief!" ”
"It's so ugly to say what you don't steal." Lin Xiaoqiang seemed to be quite disgusted, "That's called a thief." ”
is also a thief Han Yuliang, a thief is quite bull B. Li Bing's heart fell to the bottom all of a sudden, how could he parasitize on a thief's body, it was better to die directly at that time
A little. You must know that although I was not a good student when I was studying, I still won a certificate of award for righteousness and bravery. Now in the eyes of outsiders, he is a thief. If only this guy
was arrested, and he had to accompany him to prison for the rest of his life. It's over, it's really better to die, these days of suffering have been in vain, and those indescribable pains have been in vain. Li Bing
Suddenly I wanted to cry bitterly.
"Hey, hey, I said One, what are you doing?" Lin Xiaoqiang seemed to feel Li Bing's emotional changes, "What's wrong with the thief, the thief is not a human?" Thieves are nothing more than those
Ah, that's good. ”
"Is the thief okay?"
"Nonsense, stealing is not the same as stealing, what kind of street thief do you think buddy is a guy who takes out his wallet and touches his phone? Cut"
"Does that mean you're still a thief?" Li Bing was really depressed for a while, "In short, they are all thieves, and they are not good things." ”
"Damn, you've read a book, and thieves also have a way, do you understand? Buddies have sects and teachings, not those gangsters. ”
Li Bing was full of unhappiness. Fortunately, after a life and death, and confined in that lonely space for more than half a year, I was mentally unconsciously stronger, and my endurance was the same as what I wanted to be
It's not the same when you jump downstairs. To be honest, people are curious, and when I heard Lin Xiaoqiang say this, I couldn't help but want to hear how he had a sect and a teaching.
"Do you still have a sect? Swallow Gate? ”
"Damn, what do you think about TV series? Also swallow the door. I'm telling you, there's no such thing at all. ”
"Then what sect are you?"
"I can't tell you. Anyway, we also learned art from elementary school, and the master taught it step by step. Lin Xiaoqiang said.
"It's still a long time to say, in short, it's not a good person." Li Bing couldn't help but tease.
"Good guys? What does it mean to be a good person? What do you mean by a bad guy? You ran and jumped off the building, almost crushed me into a vegetative state, crushed me to death, are you a good person? Do you understand that you are a murderer? ”
Li Bing didn't expect Lin Xiaoqiang to say this, as if he was choked. Lin Xiaoqiang continued to talk eloquently: "Besides, where in this world are there absolutely good people and bad people
。 You're also a person who has read books, and you don't understand this truth? You see those big bosses, charitable donations, are hundreds of thousands and millions, that's good people, right? But why didn't he give him the money he had?
What about raising wages and raising income? Why don't you give more compensation to farmers when you occupy the land? Those who are officials, when they are on the stage, are all dignified and say one after another
It's all good, it can't be better, what if it falls? It's all a piece of shit. What kind of good people and bad people do you tell me, Confucius said at the beginning, what is it, that pig and monkey
Something, you've read a book, you must know that. ”
"What kind of pig and monkey, what Confucius said?" Li Bing didn't react at all.
"Anyway, I don't read much, I don't understand. I knew that there were no good or bad people in this world anyway. This is also the craft of eating at the door. "Lin Xiaoqiang still has a lot of crooked reasoning,"
That, that commander, you know? ”
"Do you still know about military commanders?" Li Bing was stunned by him.
"Nonsense, how can I not know the military command. Even if I haven't read anything, I've always watched TV, right? I'll always be online, right? Don't get too far away from me. This, I think at the beginning, me
's Taishi Ancestor, you know, it's my master's master's master's master. ”
"You know, you don't need to explain this, you just talk about military command." Li Bing found that this Lin Xiaoqiang was not only lustful and crooked, but also a talker.
"It's easy to know. I think at the beginning, my ancestor was also a generation of thieves who stole the rich and helped the poor on the rivers and lakes. What kind of swallow is Li San, he died early, if he encounters it
My Taishi ancestor, that's simple, that is, a junior apprentice. My ancestor's ability, that is to sweep most of China, has never missed. At the beginning, there were also police officers and detectives, how about it
, he just can't catch it. ”
"Ahem, what did I say about the military commander?"
"Don't worry, this doesn't mean that my ancestor didn't travel all over the country, come and go freely, stealing the rich and helping the poor. Later, he was also in his early 40s, and according to my master, he was tired of Dong
After running away from the west, I have to find a way to settle down. Later, by chance, I met my ancestor, and as soon as I totaled it, I simply made a big vote, got a few thousand silver dollars, and adopted the mountain
Old. Later, the Japanese made a lot of trouble, and went all the way to the west, and opened a small inn in a town in Sichuan, where they married a little widow in her early 20s. Hey, my ancestor is really,
You said that when he was young, he had never heard of sleeping with any woman, and it was all Tongzigong I told you, he was old and more than forty years old, but he went to find a little widow who was a teenager younger, this old
Cows eat tender grass, which is really amazing. ”
"Hey, I said you talked about the military commander. Is this old gossip of yours interesting? Li Bing also served.
"You, why are you in a hurry? You can't talk about things step by step. Didn't my ancestor settle down, just open a small inn, and then live a life, just do it every day
business, and then it is to teach my ancestors. My ancestor's ability has been passed on. You know at that time, there were a lot of orphans. My ancestor was an orphan, and he was adopted by my grandfather when he was 3 or 4 years old
, stay by your side all the time, that's really the hard work of the second or fifth watch, and the ability to pay it back. As a result, my Taishi thought that he had never read any books, although he knew a few words, but after all, he still was
Suffered a loss of no culture. Therefore, after settling down in Sichuan, my ancestor was 8 or 9 years old, so he simply sent my ancestor to study in the school. The son of an innkeeper went to school this originally
It's nothing, right, originally, it's a small businessman, and the money for studying is still taken out. And my grandfather married that little widow, which was really good to them and their grandfather, Liri
The outside is very capable. Seeing that this son went to school, the clothes, school bags, and so on were all brand-new and brand-new sewn by himself. ”
"I say you talk a lot. It's a shame that you don't talk about books and talk shows. Li Bing was completely speechless.
"Hey, we're going to the key place soon. I've been studying for a few years, and my ancestor is smart, and I don't have to say anything about my grades, and I don't have to say anything about kung fu. My ancestor married this little one
O widow,"
"You just said that it was your master and it was over, and you said it so twistedly." Li Bing couldn't help but interject.
"Oh, that can't. My master said that my grandfather didn't recognize her as a daughter-in-law until she died, and my ancestor has always called her aunt. You can't scream about this, my master has specially explained. I
Say don't interrupt me, okay? Where did it go? Oh, I said that this little widow married by my grandfather, I thought that my ancestor was admitted to middle school, and it was a great thing to go to middle school at that time
Love, she thought, this is in middle school, how can I be regarded as a former Qing talent, this is called a scholar, can't this scholar wear short clothes, then he has to wear a long shirt. Cheongsam, you know
What? is now talking about cross talk, Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue wear that clothes on stage. You know what? So I made a long gown for my master to wear. This one is bad.
"You think, no matter how young my ancestor was at that time, he was still half the eldest son of the fourteenth or fifteenth five. And you think, what was there to play in the towns of rural Sichuan at that time? No
When you don't practice in school, it's not like messing around with a group of half-sized children. My ancestor has practiced, and he has good light skills, although he doesn't dare to show it, but no matter how he hides, his hands and feet are also when he goes up to the tree to dig out the bird's nest
Be more flexible than others. Originally, a group of half-sized children climbed trees to catch birds, went down to the river to fish, and no one asked, and the bad was on the long shirt on that body. You think, a bunch of little kids, all dressed in tatters
It's rotten, even if one or two wear it decently and cleanly, it's still two pieces of clothing, just such a long shirt, that's eye-catching. This blow is broken, and some people will see that my master is in the body
There's a kung fu. This is an old man, he used to catch fast in the former Qing Dynasty, and he accidentally saw such a time, and he saw it. You know, at that time, it was called the family of officials and bandits,
This old man has been fishing for almost a lifetime, and he is an old oilman, and he easily does not dare to offend the characters on the rivers and lakes. He made secret visits, visited and visited, and really probed the details of my ancestor
It's out. My ancestor was also careless, and I lived in peace for several years, but I didn't expect that there would be such a powerful person in such a small place. As a result, the apprentices of the people are all police chiefs
Something, with people around, my Taishi didn't run away, so he fell in. ”
"Got caught, and then what? Killed? ”
"It stands to reason that it will be killed. Won't Yanzi Li San be killed? I deserve the life of my master. Hey, that's fate, you know. At that time, Dai Li, the commander of the military command, was gathering the rivers and lakes
The strange people on the shang, I heard that I was trapped by my ancestor, and within a few days, I called to send it to Chongqing. My ancestor thought that this time it was a dead death, beheading or shooting, in short, he couldn't escape. As a result, one to heavy
Qing, Dai Li, received it in person, and then it was called a performance. Isn't this pie in the sky? My Taishi Ancestor is also trying to survive, that is called doing everything in his power and stunned them for a while.
In this way, my Taishi ancestor entered the army. ”
"And then?" Li Bing also breathed a sigh of relief, and finally talked about the military command.
"And then? Then I knew that my ancestor had been active in Xiajiang, so I sent him to Xiajiang. You don't know, my Taishi Zu is in Xiajiang, hey, what is that called, many miraculous achievements, little Japan
I didn't understand it at first, thinking that he was an ordinary hero who wanted to buy my ancestor. Later, I finally figured out that it was sent by the military commander, and it was called a net of heaven and earth, and a reward was offered for arrest. As a result, hehe, it was no fun. ”
"Why haven't I heard of such a story of the Anti-Japanese War?"
"You haven't heard much. So, don't say anything about good people and bad people, my ancestor said you are good people and bad people? The cases he committed were not unjust ten times, but whatever, he set up
How many Chinese people and soldiers have been saved, and how many little Japan have been killed? You say he's a good guy and a bad guy? ”
"This," Li Bing really had nothing to say at this time. "It depends on what you use your skills for."
"Yes, you just need to use it in the right place. Don't think about the good guys and the bad guys. In the future, you will live with me in my body, and it will not work if I don't explain this truth to you. "Lin Xiao
Qiang said like a winner, "Anyway, that's it, whether you like it or not, you have to follow me." Listen to me for anything. Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind.
”
Li Bing was still a little confused, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. At this time, the door of the ward was pushed open, and the little nurse who had just fed Lin Xiaoqiang came in again.
"Little third brother, hehe, I have something for you."
This little nurse has only been teased by this Lin Xiaoqiang for a few days. Not to mention that little girls like a little bad man, and honest men deserve dog food. Li Bing: No
Excuse me from a lament.
"Sister Xiaoxia, what is it?" Li Bing's goosebumps fell when he heard it.
"Oh, the security department sent it, something that was taken out of you during the first aid. In addition, our head nurse said that the attending doctor said that you are well and can be discharged. ”
"Discharged? Why? ”
"Hehe, this is what she said, but I didn't say it" Nurse Xiao Xia crossed her waist with her left hand and shook her right hand, looking like she was imitating the head nurse in her thirties, and she sharpened her voice
"Okay, just ask him to be discharged, what's the matter with Lai in the hospital?" It's not honest when you're in a coma, and it's definitely not a good thing in normal times. Standing in the pit does not, wasting bed resources. Tell him to get out
Egg! ”