Chapter 140: The joke is too big

How good is Zheng Yun's hearing? After hearing the voice, he turned his head to look, and saw Zheng Pinghe on the tree at a glance, and secretly said, "Oops!" Frightened, he hurriedly turned his head.

Xindao: Why did Uncle come so soon? What about Huang Qinxia and Huang Shimu? You wouldn't be so unlucky to be caught, would you? This is in trouble!

The hearing of the black and white impermanence ghosts is even stronger than Zheng Yun, I don't know how many times, after hearing the sound, he turned his head to look at Zheng Pinghe's position at the same time, but there was no figure in sight.

The two ghosts glanced at each other, both with puzzled faces.

After Hei Wuchang looked at it again, there was still no movement, and the doubts in his heart were even worse.

Xindao: It's okay to be blackmailed by a child in the mortal world to take off your clothes, if this is seen by others again, it will be a shame and a big loss.

Thinking about it, he hurriedly started to cast a spell, and his whole body was covered with a thick layer of black mist, and after hiding his naked body, he quickly flew towards Zheng Pinghe's place, wanting to investigate again just in case.

Zheng Pinghe was startled on the spot when he saw the black impermanence flying, and he chuckled in his heart, and quickly held his breath and remained motionless.

Fortunately, he was smeared with pot ashes all over his body, and the two ghosts couldn't find out, and if they saw it, the consequences would be really serious.

Ghosts have their own dignity, not to mention the famous black and white impermanence?

These two soul seduction messengers, they are notoriously difficult, Bai Impermanence is better, this Black Impermanence is very irritable, and his temper is even more stinky.

was blackmailed by Zheng Yun only with a pair of big four-cornered pants, and it can be said that a child is ignorant and foolish, if he knows that he is seen by himself, then it is strange that he does not kill people and kill his eloquence.

What if he knew that Zheng Yun was his nephew? That......?

Thinking of this, Zheng Pinghe couldn't help but shudder, and glared at Zheng Yun angrily.

You bastard, you are really so bold that you are lawless, and you dare to play black and white impermanence? You'll be dead when you go back.

Thinking about it, Zheng Pinghe hurriedly turned his head sideways and closed his eyes, afraid that if he looked at it so much, he would be sensed by them, and it would be really miserable.

Black impermanence flew in the air for a while, and after checking around, there was still no abnormality, he was unwilling, so he simply stopped at the top of the longan tree, motionless, closed his eyes and concentrated, carefully sensing the movement around him.

Seeing this, Bai Wuchang couldn't help frowning, and also flew over, and after coming to Hei Wuchang's side, he said, "What did you find?" ”

Hei Wuchang shook his head lightly and did not speak.

Zheng Yun saw the two ghosts go to find Zheng Pinghe, at first, he saw that Zheng Pinghe was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and he was still a little funny in his heart, and then after seeing the solemn expressions of the two ghosts, he reacted in hindsight.

Secretly: "Oops! It's a big joke on my own, and if this is found, it will definitely be a vicious fight. ”

Thinking about it, he immediately stood up and said loudly: "Dabai! Blackie! We haven't finished talking about compensation yet, what are you going to do there? What's wrong? You can't be trying to run away, right? ”

When the two ghosts heard this, they stumbled at the same time and almost fell from the top of the longan tree.

Hei Wuchang turned his head to look at Zheng Yun, gritted his teeth, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and he couldn't say a word.

Bai Wuchang was speechless, co-authored, this is just the beginning? Is it really an addiction to blackmail?

No way! It's better to investigate the matter of the souls first, don't wait until you don't ask anything, it will be a tragedy if you are also blackmailed into undressing.

Thinking about it, he immediately transmitted the message to Hei Wuchang, and said: "Just in case, let's go elsewhere to investigate the matter of the group of souls first, this little guy took your clothes, and the monk who escaped can't escape the temple, so come to him another day." ”

Hearing this, Hei Wuchang turned his head to look at Bai Impermanence, and after thinking about it, he nodded his head, and then, the two ghosts disappeared at the same time and disappeared.

Zheng Yun saw that the black and white impermanence had really run away, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he shouted: "Hey! Don't go! Compensation is not over yet! What do you run? ”

When Zheng Pinghe heard this, his lips trembled with anger, and he opened his eyes and glared at Zheng Yun angrily: You stinky boy! People are pit dads, you are good, this is the meaning of preparing for the pit uncle? Bastard things, you wait for Lao Tzu, and you will suffer when you go back.

Thinking about it, he still stood still, not daring to show up easily, for fear that the two ghosts would hide in the shadows, waiting for him to come out and throw himself into the net.

Zheng Yun didn't know that he had been written down by Zheng Pinghe again, and he opened his Tianqu eyes to look around, but he couldn't help but pause.

I saw that the black and white impermanence ghosts were hiding behind the longan tree not far away, watching with the probe of the thief's head and brain.

Zheng Yunqiang held back a smile, turned his back to the black and white impermanence slightly, turned his head to look at Zheng Pinghe, his lips opened, and said silently: "Uncle! They peeked at you at three o'clock, don't come out yet, I'll take my classmates back first. ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up the black impermanent robe and put it directly into the school bag, although the black impermanent robe is not a magic weapon? But throwing it is a rare treasure, and since it has been blackmailed, it is natural to take it.

After zipping the schoolbag, he casually put the schoolbag behind him and ran towards Zhang Jinxuan.

Seeing that Zhang Jinxuan was still unconscious, Zheng Yun squatted down, did not take back his clothes, and still covered her body.

A princess hugged her, picked up Zhang Jinxuan, and ran towards the bottom of the mountain.

Zheng Pinghe saw Zheng Yun running away first, and was so angry that he glared at him on the spot, baring his teeth and grinning, but he didn't dare to move.

A hundred meters to the northwest, the black and white impermanence ghosts also watched Zheng Yun leave, and did not come out to stop him.

A moment later.

Seeing that there was still no movement around, the two ghosts were a little anxious, and they sent a voice to Bai Wuchang, saying, "Big white face, you have clothes, go and follow that stinky boy, I will continue to observe here." ”

When Bai Wuchang heard this, he felt reasonable, and after nodding, he said, "Okay!" No problem! If someone does threaten you, don't be so impulsive. ”

Hei Wuchang was a little impatient, waved his hand, and said, "Got it, you can go quickly!" That's right! Don't forget to bring my clothes back. ”

"Huh! Ann! Bai Wuchang smiled, and after answering, he immediately turned into a white shadow and chased after Zheng Yun.

Zheng Pinghe saw a white shadow flying in front of him, and he paused on the spot, and said in his heart: Are these two ghosts really there? Depend on! Only one white impermanence passed, and there is still a black impermanence that has not left? Does he have to block himself before he is willing?

Thinking about it, Zheng Pinghe was speechless, and sighed secretly: Alas! For the sake of safety, it seems that the only way to stay here is to spend time with him until dawn.

A little late at night.

The moon crept out of the dark clouds, half-hidden, shining on the earth, and the exposed moonlight under the mountain shone as bright as day, but there was no moonlight on the mountain, and it was pitch black everywhere.

The night was dark and the mountain road was rugged, Zheng Yun ran all the way down the mountain with Zhang Jinxuan in his arms, but it was like walking on the ground.

Suddenly, as if sensing someone following him, he stopped, quickly turned his head to look behind him, but there was no one.

With doubts on his face and doubts, he hurriedly opened his Tianqu eyes, stared at it again, and saw a white shadow flickering, following closely behind.

"White impermanence?" Zheng Yun whispered, reacted, and then smiled slyly, and said in his heart: It's really perseverance, hehe! Let's go! If you are not afraid of being blackmailed by me, then you will show up.

After thinking about it, he didn't pay much attention to it, turned his head and continued to run down the mountain, only ran a few steps, but stopped again.

His eyes looked at the grass not far away, and he felt amused in his heart.

I saw Huang Shimu and Huang Qinxia, two ghosts, squatting in the grass and not daring to show their heads, trembling with fright, obviously afraid of black and white impermanence.

Zheng Yun glanced back, and while Bai Wuchang was hiding from him, his mind moved, and he quickly put the two ghosts into the Yin Yang Jade.

smiled and continued to run down the mountain, and soon, he took Zhang Jinxuan to the main road of the campus.

But he didn't stop, just slowed down a little, continued to hold Zhang Jinxuan, and trotted all the way back to her home.

It was late at night, and the street lights on the main road of the campus had long been extinguished, but the road was as bright as day by the moonlight.

For Zheng Yun, who can see things at night, whether there are street lamps and moonlight is actually the same, but when he holds a beautiful woman in his arms, his mood is naturally happy, and he still has the heart to appreciate the stars, the moon, and the beautiful woman.

Facing the moonlight, Zheng Yun trotted all the way, and after coming to the wall of Zhang Jinxuan's house, he glanced down, and saw that Zhang Jinxuan was still not awake, and sighed secretly in his heart.

I had no choice but to put it carefully on the ground, take off the schoolbag, take back the clothes covering her, and after putting it on, take out the black and impermanent robe, and then tie her back behind her with the robe, run two steps, jump lightly, and climb the wall.

If Hei Wuchang was here at this time, he would definitely be so angry that he would fight desperately, his robe was actually used as a rope, with his violent character, if he didn't go crazy, it would be strange.

After Zheng Yun went up to the wall, he didn't stop for a moment, stretched out his hands, put up the guardrail, and took Zhang Jinxuan to climb to the second floor easily.

Unbuttoned her robe, carefully put Zhang Jinxuan down again, let her sit on a chair on the balcony, and pulled a chair to sit down, then gently pushed her shoulders and shouted in a low voice: "Hi! It's home, wake up! ”

"Huh?"

A soft groan came from Zhang Jinxuan's nose, and then she slowly opened her eyes, woke up slowly, and when she saw Zheng Yun, there was a trace of confusion in her eyes, as if she was recalling something?

Suddenly, she seemed to think of something. His face was frightened, as if he was extremely frightened, and his mouth opened wide and he was about to scream, but Zheng Yun seemed to be prepared and quickly covered her mouth with one hand.

Zheng Yun smiled lightly, "Shhh With a sound, he signaled Zhang Jinxuan not to make a sound, and then smiled evilly and did not speak.

Zhang Jinxuan was stunned for a moment, looked around, and then realized that she had returned home, which made her feel a bunch of questions in her heart.

Aren't you on the hill behind the school? What will come home? Was it just a dream? Have you never been to Lingxia Mountain at all? Haven't been to the ...... behind the school either?

Thinking about it, he looked at Zheng Yun with a face full of questions, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?" ”

Zheng Yun smiled, but he didn't explain too much, and said softly: "Don't worry!" It's okay now, you can go back to your room and rest early! The rest, we'll talk about it when we go to school, it's not too early, and I should go back. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Jinxuan looked down at her watch, it was already half past one in the middle of the night, after thinking about it, she put away the doubts in her heart, and nodded obediently in response: "Hmm!" It's not early, and if you don't go to class, you're going to doze off, so be careful on the road. ”

"Good!" Zheng Yun smiled, nodded in response, picked up the robe on the ground and stood up, lay next to Zhang Jinxuan's ear, and said softly: "Baby! Good night! ”

After finishing speaking, he smiled at Zhang Jinxuan and walked towards the guardrail.

Quickly climbed out of the guardrail, jumped down, jumped down to the second floor silently, picked up the schoolbag, and carried it on his back, then he looked up at Zhang Jinxuan, waved his hand with a smile, turned around and ran to ...... on the way home.

Zhang Jinxuan kept watching Zheng Yun go home, without speaking, looking stupid, stupid, and stupid, until she couldn't see Zheng Yun's figure, and then she came back to her senses.

Slowly stood up, looked at the end of the empty village road, and said silently: "Good night!" ”

With a light smile, he turned and walked towards his room.......