Chapter 139: What a Big Tree

Bai Wuchang ignored Hei Wuchang anymore, and after threatening him, he turned his head to look at Zheng Yun again, and said with a smile: "What Xiaoyou said is reasonable, this matter is indeed reckless, and we should pay compensation!" Deserve to pay! Hehe! ”

"Hmmm! It's still clear and reasonable, dare to do it, okay! Let's talk about compensation first! Zheng Yun put down the talisman in his hand and said with a smile.

In an old-fashioned tone, he stared at the black impermanence blowing beard, but he didn't dare to speak.

Bai Wuchang's face froze, and he said a little unnaturally: "I don't know what compensation Xiaoyou wants?" ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he was secretly happy in his heart: Hehe! Finally willing to take the bait? It's rare to see you two legendary bosses, if you don't do things that leave traces in the wind and pluck the feathers of geese, wouldn't you be too sorry for yourself?

Thinking about it, there was a trace of hesitation on his face, and he put the talisman in his hand? After putting it down, he pretended to be embarrassed and scratched his head, "What's this?" I really don't know what to ask you to compensate? ”

Speaking of this, a flash of joy flashed in his eyes, and he said with a smile: "Otherwise! One of you can just give a magic weapon or something, what do you think? ”

“……?”

When Bai Wuchang heard this, his smiling face twitched violently, and he looked at Zheng Yun fixedly, unable to speak for a long time.

Co-author, does this little guy really dare to open his mouth? Just one person to give a magic weapon? Depend on! Is it really the magic weapon of the Chinese cabbage in the vegetable market?

Haematemesis! His whole body is a magic weapon crying and mourning stick; Xiao Hei also has a magic weapon lock soul chain, if this is given to him, then the two of them are still mixed?

Thinking of this, Bai Wuchang shook his head like a rattle, and hurriedly said, "No! No way! This one doesn't work! We only have a magic weapon on each of us, if this is given to you, what else can we use to hook the soul? ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he secretly wanted to laugh in his heart: I know that you don't want to, if you don't open your mouth first, then what kind of blackmail will there be?

Thinking about it, his face couldn't help but change, he made a straight face, and sneered: "Look at what you mean, then there's still nothing to talk about?" ”

Speaking of this, he nodded, picked up the talisman again, and continued: "Since you refuse to give it, it seems that you still have to talk to the king of Hades, I believe that the king of Hades and his old man's magic weapons must be a lot." ”

"Don't! Didn't we say we'd not bother Hades? Why don't we change something else to make compensation? Bai Wuchang smiled all over his face, and hurriedly stretched out his hand again to stop it.

As he spoke, he took out a talisman? handed it to Zheng Yun and said with a smile: "Little friend, what do you think of this as compensation?" Summoning charms, whenever and wherever you want, as long as you light them, you can summon me to solve your problems once. ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he stood up and said angrily: "You really coaxed me like a three-year-old child, right?" I even summoned the king of Hades, what do you want you to do with this broken talisman? ”

Bai Wuchang's face froze, and he hurriedly explained, "Uh......? Xiaoyou, you misunderstood, how could I coax you like a child? ”

Speaking of this, he continued with a sad face: "Xiaoyou doesn't know, it's not that we don't want to compensate, it's really that the resources of the underworld are scarce, and we have nothing to do with it except for the magic weapon used to hook the soul." ”

Zheng Yun saw Bai Wuchang crying with a sad face, and what he said didn't seem to be false, so he was slightly depressed in his heart and sat back on the ground.

After turning his head to look at Zhang Jinxuan, he looked back at Bai Wuchang, nodded and said, "That's okay!" I am not an unreasonable person, and since that is the case, I do not need you to make amends. ”

Speaking of this, he paused, thought for a while, and continued: "Take off your clothes and cover her first, let's talk about something else, don't you see that my classmate is still lying on the ground?" Don't blame me for not saying it! If she catches a cold, you really can't afford to pay for it. ”

Bai Wuchang first heard Zheng Yun say that he didn't want to compensate, and he was suddenly happy in his heart, and was about to say some nice words to thank him, but after listening to it again, his smiling face immediately stiffened on the spot, dumbfounded, and speechless.

Hei Wuchang has been standing quietly on the side looking up at the starry sky, listening to the conversation between the person and the ghost, he was already so angry that he blew his beard and stared, but he held back the anger in his heart and didn't speak.

At this time, he couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly looked down at Zheng Yun, his eyes were round with anger, the blue tendons on his face burst out, and he had the urge to pinch him to death.

Outrageous! He actually asked me to undress and cover the mortals on the ground? Such a bad idea, he also came up with it? If this is known by his colleagues, then do he still have the face to mix in the underworld?

It's unbearable, his grandmother's! I don't want to endure it!

Thinking of this, Hei Wuchang gritted his teeth, hated it, and said, "Impossible! Don't even think about it! ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he looked up at Hei Wuchang, his face suddenly became a little unkind, he slapped the ground with one hand, "snapped", raised his hand to Hei Wuchang, and said loudly: "What did you say?" No way? Don't even think about it? ”

"That's right! Don't even think about it! Not to mention taking off your clothes, it's impossible to take off your hat. Not to be outdone, Black Impermanence said.

Zheng Yun was so angry that he stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "How can this be true! I'm having a temper tantrum! You still want me to think about it? ”

After a pause, he shook his vest heavily with both hands, and continued: "Didn't you see that my clothes have been taken off for her, what?" Why don't you undress and cover her? ”

Speaking of which, bending over will be a charm? Picking them all up, clenching the roots of his teeth, he continued: "Good! Okay ruthless! Not only do I want to summon the king of Hades out, but I also want to summon all the gods and Buddhas from all over the heavens to give me a comment, and I still don't believe it, so is there any place to say it? ”

After saying it in a huff, holding the talisman in one hand, forming the magic seal in the other, and stepping on the gangbu fight, he was about to recite the spell again to summon the gods and ghosts.

Bai Wuchang suddenly felt a headache, glared at Hei Impermanence, hurriedly followed and got up, and stopped again: "Xiaoyou, please calm your anger!" We have something to say, take it off! Isn't it just a piece of clothing when we take it off? What a big deal! Right! Hehe! ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he stopped his movements, held back the smile in his heart, and said angrily: "This is like words!" A big man, take off your clothes and die? ”

The corners of Bai Wuchang's mouth twitched, with a jerk of his face, he slowly withdrew his hand, and looked at the talisman in Zheng Yun's hand with palpitations.

This little guy is really ruthless! It's not enough to summon the king of Hades, even the gods and Buddhas of the heavens have to be summoned together? Can't afford to mess with it! I really can't afford to mess with it!

Thinking to himself, he stretched out a finger, smiled all over his face, and bargained: "What? One piece of clothing should be enough, right? ”

Zheng Yun thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay!" That's one piece! Slip a little, quickly take it off. ”

Speaking of this, he paused, and continued with an unkind face: "Don't say I didn't warn you! If she is really frozen, then even if Hades comes, I won't give face. ”

The words are very dragged, and it really looks like twenty-five or eighty-thousand.

"Okay! Yes! Yes! No problem! That's it. Bai Wuchang's face shook violently, and when he saw that Zheng Yun agreed, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and was afraid that Zheng Yun would regret it, so he quickly finalized it.

turned his head to look at Hei Wuchang, but he didn't speak, the meaning in his eyes couldn't be more obvious, it was clear that he wanted him to take off his clothes.

Hei Wuchang was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted, slowly retreated, and said, "Big white face, I warn you!" If you want to take it off yourself, don't hit my attention. ”

Hearing this, Bai Wuchang quickly stepped forward, grabbed Hei Wuchang's arm, his face turned pale, and he said angrily: "You caused trouble, do you want me to take it off if you don't take it off?" ”

Speaking of this, he looked up at the sky, then at the black impermanence, and continued: "The sky is so dark, and you look black, and no one can see it when you take it off, what are you afraid of?" If I take it off, then everything will not be looked at? ”

"Uh......?"

When Hei Wuchang heard this, he suddenly froze, a little speechless, and he didn't know what to refute at all?

After pondering for a while, he turned his head to look at Zheng Yun, and suddenly anger rose from his heart, and fire grew from his guts.

Just as he was about to go crazy, he heard Bai Wuchang secretly transmit a voice in his ears: "Xiao Hei, isn't it just a piece of clothing?" How big of a deal? If you provoke that stinky boy, he really invites the gods and Buddhas down, then the consequences will be serious, hurry up and get rid of it! ”

"Whew!" After hearing this, Hei Wuchang exhaled deeply, and after looking at Bai Impermanence, he nodded and did not speak.

Immediately, his face turned fierce, his hands were crossed on his arms, his head shrank, and he took off his robe with a brush.

After taking off his robe, he threw it at Zheng Yun, gritted his teeth, and said angrily: "Here you go!" ”

After finishing speaking, he crossed his hands on his waist and looked up at the sky, his whole body trembling.

Zheng Yun saw that Hei Wuchang really took off his clothes, so he paused on the spot, and between the gods, one of them couldn't react, and he happened to be covered by Hei Impermanence's robe.

With both hands, he hurriedly took off his robe quickly, and was about to scold, but after seeing the black impermanence, he laughed on the spot.

"Poof! Wowha......! ”

I saw the black impermanence standing on his feet, his hands on his waist, his bare black shoulders, and he raised his head and looked up at the starry sky.

Angry and depraved, panting rapidly, causing a handful of chest hair to keep beating.

The whole body was even darker, blending in with the night, if it weren't for Zheng Yun's excellent eyesight and ability to see at night, he really couldn't see a large handful of hairs on his chest clearly.

There is not a strand on the upper body, and only a pair of large four-cornered pants are left on the lower body, which are also black, loose and large, and are supported by a bulging mass and fly high in the wind.

"Wow! What a big tree! ”

Seeing this, Zheng Yun's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but laugh in admiration.

Sample! If you say that you want to peel off a layer of skin, you have to peel off a layer of skin, master, I mean what I say, wahahaha!

As Zheng Yun's exclamation just fell, two laughs followed closely and rang out.

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Bai Wuchang was amused by Zheng Yun's words and laughed on the spot, feeling that it was inappropriate, he hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth and looked up at the sky.

In the southeast, behind a longan tree not far away, Zheng Pinghe, who was also dressed in black and black, had already been here for a long time, and after hearing Zheng Yun's words, he laughed on the spot.