742, the multiverse of madness

After listening to Goofy's narration, the expression on Steve Rogers' face was more solemn than ever.

"In other words, the passages between the multiverses have been opened, people in different planes and planes can travel through each other, and the multiverses have become a super-large monolithic universe, and all the characters are mixed together?"

Before Steve finished speaking, Bucky beside him looked at Steve with admiration, nodded and exclaimed, "I didn't expect you, an old gentleman, to be able to figure out such a complicated issue?" Anyway, I'm already a mess now......"

Steve wasn't in the mood to joke with Bucky, just stared at Goofy seriously.

Goofy agreed with Steve's idea and said, "Yes, that's how it is. The multiverse has coalesced into a super-large monolithic universe in which all creatures are deranged. ”

"So what do we do now?" Johnny frowned and asked, "Throw these guys back to their hometown along the multiverse portal?" ”

Spider Gwen hurriedly protested loudly: "Hey! Burning Man, be polite to me, we are also victims after the opening of the multiverse passage, don't talk about us like goods or garbage, just throw it away. ”

Tobey Maguire's version of Peter Parker agrees, "Yes, Mr. Burning Man, although I'm grateful to you for helping us both...... But I still hope you'll give both of us some proper respect, okay? ”

"Well, maybe it's true that I'm not right." Johnny shrugged at the two of them before interrogating Goofy again, "Boss, it's up to you to decide." ”

Gao Fei said: "We still don't know about the passage of the multiverse, so it's not feasible to send them away rashly, I think I need to have a meeting with Reed and Tony first to discuss this matter before making a decision." ”

Then he turned to Steve and said, "Steve, can you arrange a place for these people to live first, Doctor Octopus can be directly imprisoned in Raven Kraft Prison, and the rest of them will live in New York first." ”

"That's fine." Steve nodded, then turned back to ask the pair of Spider-Men and Norman Osborn, who had just recovered his mental state, "Do you have any opinions on such a decision?" ”

Peter Parker agreed: "I'm okay, I think it's a good decision. ”

Gwen Stacy complained, but she couldn't think of a more suitable solution herself, "I reluctantly agreed." ”

Norman Osborne was already very weak, and he nodded weakly, "Just do what you do." ”

Goofy says goodbye to his new friends from the multiverse for the time being, with Steve Rogers and Bucky escorting them away.

Goofy takes the Infinity Gauntlet to Reed's quarters and summons the Illuminati to urgently discuss the current situation in the multiverse.

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By the time Goofy and the Illuminati met, it was 2:45 p.m. in New York, and the passage to the multiverse had been open for three hours and fifty-two minutes by now, and there was still no sign of closing.

Among the current four people of the Illuminati, Goofy and Reed were the first to arrive, the newly joined Doctor Strange did not make the two wait too long to arrive at the scene because of the arm of space magic, and the title of the late king still belongs to Tony Stark.

Tony Stark, who entered the door, walked and ate half a cheeseburger in his hand, without the slightest hint of panic, and the other three giants sitting in the conference room were already frowning.

"Oh, please, Tony Stark, I can't believe you still have an appetite......" Strange glanced at Tony in disgust and complained in a deep voice.

"Why not? I'm not like you who only like to eat grass. Tony Stark retorted, "If one day I only eat vegetable salad for lunch, then either I'm terminally ill or I'm on the verge of bankruptcy......"

At this time, Reed Richards couldn't help but speak: "Tony, New York or the whole world is very dangerous right now, I think you should really be serious." ”

Tony Stark smiled disdainfully: "Because of that huge vortex over Brooklyn?" So New York and the world are in danger again? Come on...... It's not the first day of debut, our world has been in crisis almost every three months in the past few years, and it's on the verge of destruction every six months - this is already the norm in this world, whether you adapt to it or not, anyway, I adapt. ”

After saying that, Tony walked to the coffee machine next to him and made himself a cup of coffee, then slowly finished the remaining quarter of the cheeseburger, and then turned back to the other three and asked, "Okay, did someone tell me about the current situation?" ”

Goofy was the first to speak: "The situation is that I used the Infinity Gauntlet to open the passage of the multiverse, with the purpose of repatriating a person who does not belong to this universe to his former universe, and according to my previous calculations, the passage of this multiverse will automatically close within a range of five to ten minutes......"

"But the current situation does not seem to be the case, the passage of the multiverse is not closed on time, but continues to open, causing many characters from other monolithic universes to mess into our current universe."

Hearing this, Tony Stark shook his head and said, "Well, that sounds like a headache. Goofy, I didn't expect you to use the Infinity Gauntlet, it's not a good thing, and the first time I saw it, I rejected it in my heart, as if it would only bring bad luck and death......"

Goofy said in his heart - Of course, in some parallel universe you were killed by the Infinity Gauntlet......

Tony Stark then asked, "So have you figured out why the Infinity Gauntlet is out of order?" Why didn't the passage of this multiverse close in time? ”

The question was answered by Reed, who had received news from Goofy long before the meeting and had investigated the maelstrom over New York.

"The formation of this multiverse channel is complex, and I suspect that this channel is not the result of the action of a monolithic universe." Reed Road.

"What do you mean?" Tony narrowed his eyes, "That said, Goofy's Infinity Gauntlet isn't the only reason to open the multiverse portal?" ”

"Yes." "According to Goofy's description, he used the Infinity Gauntlet only to open up two parallel universes and repatriate people who didn't belong to the current one. In fact, after the point in time when he used the Infinity Gauntlet, Brooklyn did create a passage between the two monolithic universes - all of which was observed and recorded by the compound eye......"

"Note, however, that at that time, the multiverse portal was actually only connecting two parallel universes, which meant that it would only intersect the two monolithic universes. But just now, Goofy has already encountered Spider-Man who has emerged from two different parallel universes, which shows that the current multiverse passage in Brooklyn has involved three or more multiverse ......"

Before Reed could finish speaking, Tony Stark couldn't help but interrupt: "Wait, what did you say?" In addition to the Spider-Man of our universe, there are two more Spider-Men running over from their parallel universe? Are these Spider-Men as talkative as our Spider-Man? Don't put them together, or they're going to be messed up......"

"Ahem!" Reid coughed, expressing his displeasure with Tony's interjection, and then re-put the conversation back on track, "And there is another phenomenon, the compound eye did not collapse immediately when Goofy used the Infinity Gauntlet, but within two to three minutes after Goofy used the Infinity Gauntlet, which led me to a speculation - what happened during the time after Goofy used the Infinity Gauntlet?" ”

Then Reed asked himself: "After the compound eye collapsed, I immediately started to investigate the multiverse tunnel in Brooklyn, and then I made a discovery - three minutes after Gao Fei opened up the two monolithic universes, that is, the time when the compound eye collapsed, another larger and more complex multiverse tunnel appeared, and this multiverse tunnel is the passage for different Spider-Men to come to our universe from their respective universes." ”

Hearing this, Goofy suddenly realized: "In other words, there are actually two multiverse tunnels in the sky above Brooklyn now?" ”

"Uh...... Actually, it's still one. Reed corrected, "Also, the sky over Brooklyn can't be called a multiverse tunnel, but the entrance to a multiverse tunnel." Goofy, you snapped your fingers with the Infinity Gauntlet to open a passage into the multiverse, and the entrance to this passage is the maelstrom above Brooklyn......"

"Your multiverse tunnel lasts five to ten minutes, and there's no doubt about that, we can call this tunnel an alpha tunnel. But when the Alpha Tunnel opened for three minutes, another larger tunnel opened in the multiverse, which connected several or even a dozen different monolithic universes, and we will call this tunnel the Beta Tunnel for the time being......"

"It turns out that the beta tunnel and the alpha tunnel share an exit, that is, the huge vortex over Brooklyn, and by the seventh minute of the alpha tunnel, the alpha tunnel has actually been closed, but the beta tunnel has been open, which has caused the tunnel mouth over Brooklyn to continue to open, so Goofy will mistakenly think that the alpha tunnel opened by him has not been closed, but in fact, the alpha tunnel has been closed, and the only thing left is the beta tunnel."

After listening to Reed's narration, Goofy and the others finally understood.

Doctor Strange nodded: "In other words, all this is a strange coincidence, in this endless multiverse, there is a person and Goofy who opened the tunnel of the multiverse at the same time, and caused the situation of time and space chaos......"

Tony said, "Then the person who opened the beta tunnel may not even have tried to include our universe in his plan at all, and it was only because Goofy snapped his fingers that our monolithic universe forcibly became associated with them." ”

Goofy shrugged depressedly: "This can be called an unfortunate accident......"

After that, he looked down at the Infinity Gauntlet in his hand and said, "Then I use my Infinity Gauntlet, can I close this beta tunnel?" ”

"It should work." "But before we close the Beta Tunnel, we may need to make sure that the other universes aren't disrupted by the existence of this tunnel — for example, as far as we've found so far, our world has two more Spider-Men and two villains with Spider-Man." So is there anyone else besides them who is also deranged? ”

Doctor Strange pondered Reed's words for a moment, and then asked in surprise, "Hey, Reed, wait a minute...... You don't want to rely on the power of a few of us to fix this deranged multiverse, do you? That's a lot of work, and I don't think we're capable of it. ”

Tony Stark also nodded, "Yes, Reed, think about the difficulty...... I think the best thing to do right now is to have Goofy just use the Infinity Gauntlet to close the beta tunnel and prevent the multiverse from becoming more chaotic...... As for the problems that have already occurred...... Belch...... If it happens, let it happen, right? ”

Goofy couldn't agree with Tony's suggestion this time, because as a time-traveler, he could appreciate the helplessness and loneliness of being banished to another universe that didn't belong to him.

What's more, there are already two Spider-Man, a Green Goblin, and a Doctor Octopus who have crossed into this universe, and if Goofy closes their passage home without authorization, these people will definitely rise up and cause even more chaos in the current monolithic universe.

After a moment's thought, Goofy suggested.

"Do we have another solution? For example, we can solve this problem at the source and think about who opened this beta tunnel, and what is the reason why he opened the beta tunnel? ”

"If we find this person, can we start adjusting from him, and then close the beta tunnel completely after correcting this deranged universe?"

Reed immediately nodded and said, "Goofy's method is very safe, I agree." ”

Doctor Strange was noncommittal: "I don't think it's that simple. ”

Tony Stark objected: "But Goofy, you have to think about one thing - while you're trying to find this guy who opened the beta tunnel, there will only be chaos between the multiverses, and the longer you delay, the worse this confusion will be, and if I had to decide, I think I might as well stop the loss in time." ”

But Goofy didn't intend to change his mind, and Reed stood firmly on his side.

So in the end, the result of the deliberations of the Illuminati Big Four - Goofy and Reed voted for it, Strange abstained, and Tony voted against it - Goofy's proposal was passed, and the Illuminati will work with other superheroes to investigate who is the real mastermind of opening the multiverse beta tunnel, and then decide whether to close the tunnel, and how to close it.

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By the time the meeting ended, it was already early in the morning, and there were already many pedestrians and vehicles shuttling through the streets of New York at 5 a.m.

Goofy walked side by side with Tony Stark to a parking space not far away, where a latest-model Audi R8 E-tron was parked.

The $1.1 million sports car on the market was high-performance and cool-looking, but the only drawback was that it was too expensive, which led to sluggish sales and forced production to be discontinued.

But that's why Tony Stark loves this car – at least not often on the streets of New York.

Before the two of them got close to the sports car, Goofy suddenly realized that he was being targeted, his sensory system had always been very sharp, even more so after becoming the guardian of the Nine Realms.

"Don't rush over, Tony......"

Goofy reminded in a low voice, and then captured the gangsters in ambush around him almost like opening God's perspective,

"We were targeted by six people and a dog...... If I'm right, they're here to assassinate us. ”

Tony just wanted to laugh when he heard it: "Six people and a dog?" To assassinate us? ”

"Goofy, are you sure these people know who you are?"

Tony was right, it would be a dream to assassinate Goofy with just such a lineup, not to mention that Goofy was now wearing a jeweled Infinity Gauntlet on his right hand, and that thing could wipe out countless creatures with a snap of his fingers.

Besides, Goofy's prestige in the current universe has reached a very high level, and people with a little information channel know that he is the father of the gods, and how many aliens have been able to hurt Goofy by driving space warships and invading with alien armies, and now six assassins and a dog are like assassinating Goofy, which can't help but make people laugh.

Thinking about this, Goofy whispered, "So Tony, I don't think anyone in our world would be stupid enough to send a doorliner to slap me in the face...... The fact that these fools dare to assassinate me means that they don't know my strength at all. ”

Tony immediately followed Goofy's train of thought: "So they may not belong in our universe at all...... Parallel universes? Are they from a parallel universe? But why would people from the parallel universe come to kill you? ”

"Could it be that they are ...... The men of the man who opened the beta tunnel? ”

Before he could finish speaking, a dirty, fluffy puppy suddenly ran out from behind the trash can not far away.

"Wow! Woohoo! ”

The puppy barks pitifully at Goofy and Tony, and then staggers over.

Tony smiled and lowered his voice to ask Goofy, "This is the ...... Assassin dogs? ”

Gao Fei said: "That's right, don't be deceived by its cute appearance. ”

Tony didn't show any flaws, pretending to be kind enough to crouch down.

"Come here, little one, let me see what you want? Craving ham? Or drink some milk? ”

The puppy wags its tail at Tony's feet, looking at Tony with big eyes.

As Tony reached out and tried to stroke the puppy's head, the puppy's mouth opened suddenly, and its head quickly expanded to resemble a lion's head.

At the same time, its mouth also turned into a bloody mouth, and the fangs in its mouth flashed with cold light!

Fortunately, Tony Stark was prepared, and his hands were quickly covered with steel suits, and a particle beam came out of his hand, hitting the dog in front of him!

"Woo...... Woo......"

The puppy's jaw was almost dislocated by Tony, and he turned around and ran to the back of the dumpster, at which time Goofy noticed that the puppy was still wearing a black and red uniform, and the dog's butt was designed to look like a human face.

"Such a no-brainer's outfit......" Goofy probably guessed who was surrounding them.

And at this moment, a figure fell from the sky on a street lamp not far away.

"Found by the Iron Man, brothers, come on!"

A guy in a black and red bodysuit and armed with twin knives fell from the sky, and a pair of white eyes on his mask blinked, it was none other than the unreliable bounty killer from New York - Deadpool!

At the same time, behind Tony Stark's Audi R8 flashed a female version of Deadpool, also wearing a red and black bodysuit and with a hot and seductive body, the heavily armed meat tan drew his gun and fired at Deadpool who jumped off the streetlight: "Hey, man, you deal with the dwarf, I deal with the Asian!" ”

"Understood!"

The first male version of Deadpool said yes, and at the same time rode on Tony Stark's shoulder, and two sharp blades poked directly into Tony's neck.

But at this time, Tony had already finished wearing the steel suit, the gold and titanium alloy material was invulnerable, and Deadpool's ordinary attacks couldn't hurt him at all, and the only thing that could really hurt him was the female version of Deadpool just said.

"Wait...... Shorty? Who do you say is the dwarf? I'm just the right height! ”

Enraged, Tony Stark soared into the sky and directly took Deadpool riding on his neck off the ground, and Deadpool knew that once he jumped off Tony's body, he would become his target, so he had to hold Tony's head and ride on him.

Tony Stark saw that Deadpool was not running away, and sneered: "Let's go for a ride in the sky, the air above is better." ”

Deadpool's face behind the mask turned green: "Better air up there?" There's no air on it at all, okay!! ”

Tony Stark couldn't help but applaud, "Full marks for common sense, my friend." ”

The other side.

on the ground.

The female version of Deadpool, who didn't know whether to live or die, pounced on Gao Fei, who was dizzy by the two muscles in her chest, and simply closed his eyes and reached out to grab her neck.

The female Deadpool saw Goofy making a move, and was just about to pull out her gun to counterattack, but she didn't expect that the gun was not stable, and her neck had been choked by the Asian in front of her.

"? So fast? ”

The female Deadpool's golden ponytail poked out from behind her mask shook violently in the air, and then swayed back and forth, and she tried to break free from Goofy's hands, only to find that Goofy's big hands were made of steel, and they couldn't be broken at all.

"It's ...... Over"

The female Deadpool rolled her eyes in frustration and shouted, "Asians are too awesome!" Asians are awesome! Apply for a change target, I'll take over the dwarf, and replace the Asian! ”

It's a pity that Deadpool, who was on a mission with her just now, has long been taken to the sky by "Shorty" Tony Stark, and now the signal with the female Deadpool has been cut off.

But it's not just the man and woman Deadpool at the scene, Goofy senses the presence of four other people.

Sure enough, just after Deadpool asks for a change of target, a cold night breeze blows.

"Bah...... Yo!!! ”

With an eerie call sign, a ronin wearing a hat, a red robe, and a katana runs from the road, and the clogs under his feet make a crisp sound on the ground, and the style of painting is simply out of place in New York City.

"it?!"

Goofy simply laughed and peed,

"What version of Deadpool is this?"

The sword-wielding ronin didn't sell it, and introduced himself: "The ronin Adu, from Earth-TRN150, fights side by side with all Deadpools!" ”

After saying that, he jumped and flew high with a knife in both hands.

"Destroy the world and cut !!"

However, Goofy raised his hand and nudged it gently.

Boooom!!!

The ronin Adu immediately rolled as far as he could with his "Heaven Destroying Slash", and half of the clogs fell from his feet and rolled far away.

At this moment, a shrill laughter came from not far away.

"Hahaha...... Adu, Ronin, you're the laughing stock of our Deadpool legion, scum! I think we in the Deadpool Corps should expel you...... Deadpool can also stay as a mascot and attack enemies by surprise, you are not even as good as Deadpool Dog! It's better to pull you into the gang than to leave the dead man's head in the first place! ”

Gao Fei followed the prestige, only to see a child standing on the roof of an off-road vehicle not far away, about 1.4 meters tall, also wearing a Deadpool uniform, with a double knife in his back and a pistol pinned to his waist.

This is the fourth Deadpool to appear tonight, and he is probably the Deadpool kid from Earth 10330 in the alternate universe.

There are two other people in the same Deadpool, one is hiding in an office building not far away, and is holding a black-and-white Deadpool in a retro trench coat that is aimed at him with a bolt-on sniper-Shadow Deadpool;

The other is the "Slaughter Slayer" who is ambushed in another car around the corner, talking to the symbiote "Slaughter" possessed by him.

By now, Goofy has probably understood what is going on - after the opening of the crazy multiverse, I don't know who didn't have the heart to get these Deadpools together, let them form a multiverse Deadpool army, and send them to assassinate Goofy and Tony Stark.