After investigating the identity of the enemy, Goofy no longer showed mercy, he knew that the Deadpool army were all leper dogs who were not ashamed and had an immortal body, so he had to deter these difficult creatures from the beginning.

"It's time for me to do it!"

Goofy announced loudly, grabbing Deadpool's head and slamming it to the ground.

Boom!

The small and delicate head of the female Deadpool was directly pressed into the hard pavement of New York by Gao Fei, and the floor tiles of the sidewalk were directly shattered by Gao Fei!

"Hmm!"

The poor female Deadpool only let out a dull scream before she lost consciousness completely, and her head was crushed under Goofy's big hands, but her self-healing ability is still very tenacious, even if the key points are damaged.

However, her self-healing was not instantaneous, it took a short time - despite this, Deadpool's self-healing was hundreds or thousands of times faster than normal healing.

And just after the female Deadpool hit the street, the Deadpool kid followed.

"Hey, Asian, look under your feet, there's a gift from me."

Goofy was already aware of what was going on at his feet, and the Deadpool dog, who had just been knocked away by Tony with a particle beam, was carrying an ugly and dirty stuffed gray rabbit to Goofy's feet.

"Woo...... Woof! ”

Deadpool Dog wagged his tail desperately at Goofy, as if to curry favor with Goofy, but unfortunately Goofy had already seen through the dog's bad intentions.

The ugly grey-haired rabbit's eyes gleamed with an eerie glow, and Deadpool turned and ran away after putting the stuffed rabbit down.

Goofy smiled lightly, entered the speed of light pause time, grabbed Deadpool's tail and pulled it back, reached out and stuffed the fluffy gray rabbit into Deadpool's mouth, and kicked Deadpool Dog at Deadpool Kid who was watching the show in the distance.

After leaving the speed of light, time continued, and Deadpool was plugging his ears and waiting to hear the bomb explode, but he didn't expect to look down and see Deadpool lying at his feet with a decrepit face.

"You idiot! What are you doing here? ”

Look up at Goofy again: "Strange! Asians, what about the rabbit I sent you? ”

Before the words fell, an explosion sounded.

Booooom！！！

Deadpool is blown to pieces on the spot, and Deadpool is sent into the sky.

Goofy laughed and waved lightly at Deadpool.

"Goodbye, little one, we'll see you later."

And just as he finished saying this, a loud noise suddenly sounded in the distance, it was the shadow Deadpool hiding in the office building in the distance, and he pulled the trigger of the old bolt-on sniper rifle in his hand.

The bullets from the sniper rifle whizzed towards Goofy, piercing the night sky of New York and leaving a scorching smell in the air, and Goofy just deflected his head lightly and avoided the sniper bullets.

In the blink of an eye, Goofy had already rushed to the inside of the office building, and as soon as Shadow Deadpool took his eyes off the scope, he realized that Goofy had come behind him.

"What? So fast?! ”

Shadow Deadpool was shocked and hurriedly prepared to exchange for a white-bladed hand-to-hand combat, but unfortunately Goofy didn't give him this opportunity at all, and raised his hand to grab Shadow Deadpool's head and threw it out of the window.

Boom!

Shadow Deadpool shattered the wide floor-to-ceiling glass in front of him, collapsing the floor and the floor slab sandwiched between the two floors.

But Goofy's hand was so violent that even after collapsing the floor, Shadow Deadpool couldn't stop falling.

Like a black humanoid cannonball, he whizzed and fell to the ground, and finally with a deafening thud, he fell to the ground into a puddle of soft flesh......

"He's going to have to work on reviving ......," Goofy muttered, before jumping off the office building and heading for the last Deadpool of the Deadpool Legion, the symbiote Deadpool.

Symbiote Deadpool has always been at the forefront in the past, and this time he originally wanted to be in front of him to make meritorious contributions, but after seeing Goofy's combat power, this guy was instigated on the spot, of course, it was not only him, but also the slaughter combined with him.

"The Asians are coming! Asians are coming! ”

Deadpool shuddered at the slaughter,

"We're finished! We're finished! ”

"Oh...... Don't be so cowardly, you coward! "Maybe the Asians didn't notice us, maybe he thought there were only five of them in the Deadpool Army!" ”

"Fart!" Deadpool timidly said, "How could he not know about our existence?" Do you see his path? He's clearly coming in our direction! ”

"So what? Aren't you Deadpools dead? What if this Asian is strong? He can't kill you! Slaughter roared, "I'm convinced, you stupid pig!" You have no reason to be afraid at all! ”

"I ......" symbiote Deadpool pondered, the old partner was right!

"That's right, I really shouldn't be afraid, even if I can't beat this Asian, at least I won't die......"

Thinking of this, the symbiote Deadpool turned his heart aside: "Let's go, let's go meet this Asian!" ”

With that, the carnage roared out and covered the symbiote Deadpool's entire body, turning him into a crimson behemoth - and Deadpool's sudden expansion directly propped up the car in front of him, and he opened his bloody mouth and pounced directly at Gao Fei.

"We are...... Slaughter! ”

"Slaughter and Deadpool!"

Seeing the slaughter of the red and the eldest man rushing towards him, Gao Fei was not only panicked, but a little melancholy: "I haven't seen Eddie for a long time...... I don't know how he gets along with Venom......"

Then he shook his head lightly at the slaughter.

"I've been able to tear symbiotes apart a long time ago, and this time it's just a rehash."

With that, Goofy raised his hand to open the bloody mouth of the slaughter, and then violently exerted force along his upper and lower jaws.

"I'm sorry you two, I had to forcibly beat the mandarin duck......"

Whoa!

A crunch sounded coming!

The Scavenging Symbiote was dragged directly from Deadpool's body by Goofy, turning into a large mass of red, wriggling, eerie liquid creatures.

And the symbiote Deadpool is stupid - "Huh?!" Did the Asians really tear the slaughter off me? Isn't that scary? ”

"You return me to the slaughter! You return me to the slaughter! The symbiote Deadpool yelled at Goofy reluctantly, "We can't be separated!" The two of us can't be separated! ”

It's a pity that Goofy didn't bother to talk nonsense with him at all, and directly raised his hand to cast space magic to telefetch objects - the space was torn apart by an esoteric spell, and the other end of the space was Asgard's treasure house.

Goofy pulls out the Eternal Spear Gangneir and shoots a white light into Deadpool's chest.

In fact, if he wanted to kill Deadpool, he couldn't use Gungnir at all, and this was just for the sake of deterrence - he originally considered using the Infinity Gauntlet to bombard the symbiote Deadpool and blow this guy into ashes, but he felt that the visual effects of the Infinity Gauntlet were not as cool as Gungnir, so he chose Gungnir in the end.

The hapless symbiote Deadpool fell to the ground screaming, and the wound in his chest would take him at least a few hours to recover.

And at the same time, Deadpool 616, who was taken to the sky by Iron Man Tony Stark, went into shock due to lack of oxygen and suffocated, and fell vertically from the sky and fell not far from Gao Fei.

Immediately after Tony Stark landed, he saw Goofy carrying Gangneil, and asked with a shocked face, "Isn't it?" Goofy, how can you still take out Gungnir against such a few little thieves? Besides, don't you have Infinity Gauntlets on your hands? Kill them with the Infinity Gauntlet! ”

Goofy smiled, "The Infinity Gauntlet looks weak, it's not cool at all, I still prefer Gungnir......"

"Besides, they're not petty thieves, they're Deadpool, they're all Deadpools—mercenaries with immortal bodies and full combat skills."

Speaking of which, Tony Stark finally noticed that these mercenaries who had fallen to the ground and had been beaten into various miserable states by Goofy were healing their wounds at a speed visible to the naked eye, and they were almost like they were hanging, healing many fatal wounds.

"I'm ...... What the hell is this? Why are they all immortal? Goofy...... Are these guys your descendants? Tony speculated.

His speculation is not unreasonable, after all, these people have all "inherited" Goofy's immortal body, but their bodies heal not as fast as Goofy, and it does look like they are a weakened version of Goofy.

But Goofy shook his head and said, "No, Tony, I don't have anything to do with them, and although our abilities are somewhat similar, they are separate from me......"

"So killing them won't solve the problem, because soon, these tough guys will come back and launch a second round of attacks on us."

Tony Stark had a headache when he heard this: "So what to do?" Are we going to fight these immortal monsters for the rest of our lives? ”

When this sentence was finished, 616 Deadpool, who fell from the sky and fell to his death, had already shown signs of recovery, this guy's fingers moved, and then he said a sentence in a hesitant manner: "Oops...... But you fell to my death......"

Goofy didn't give him a chance to resurrect quickly, and directly raised his foot and stepped on his head.

Let's go!

616 Deadpool's head opened like a watermelon, and the liquid splashed all over the ground.

"I think we need to figure out why these guys are here to assassinate us...... "As far as I know, these guys are nonsensical, but they don't kill easily. ”

"Didn't you say they were mercenaries before? Since we are mercenaries, we should be paid to do things, and the reason for assassinating us is very simple, it is for money. Tony Stark said.

"But these mercenaries are different, they are a group of guys who have not lost their bottom line, only money is not enough to make them make a move, I think the buyer's motive for assassinating us must have been recognized by them." High Flying Road.

Tony Stark was simply confused: "These mercenaries are still so picky? Killing a person still needs to ask about the motive? ”

"Yes." "That's their style. ”

At this point, another Deadpool slowly woke up - this was the blonde-haired, hot female Deadpool, whose head wound had basically healed.

Tony Stark carefully examined the figure of the female Deadpool, and then whispered to Goofy: "Let this Deadpool come back to life, let's interrogate her, I am better at dealing with women, after all, I can use my beautiful man trick to overcome her psychological defenses." ”

Gao Fei resisted the urge to complain, pointed at the female Deadpool, and said, "Then you please." ”

Tony Stark walked towards Deadpool with dashing steps, and asked in his magnetic voice: "Hey, ma'am, I think you also recognize the gap between us, you give up resistance, you are not our opponents, then ......"

Before Tony could finish speaking, Deadpool snarled at him.

"Shortie! We're no match for Asians, but we're not afraid of you! ”

"Kill!"

Two long knives swung towards Tony Stark's neck, causing Tony to retreat as he raised his palm energy beam and fired at Deadpool.

Boooom！

The female Deadpool was blasted straight out and slid until Goofy's feet before stopping.

Goofy looked at Tony Stark helplessly: "This is what is called being good at dealing with women?" Shoot at people as soon as you come up? ”

Tony Stark: "......"

"Goofy, I suspect you're driving, and I have the evidence......"

Goofy smiled softly and reached out his right hand wearing the Infinity Gauntlet to grab Deadpool's head, while clenching his fists in advance to activate the Mind Gem.

Not only can the Mind Gem confuse the enemy and create terrifying hallucinations in the target's heart, but it can also be used as a mind reader when used properly, and Carrie's "Mind Reading Technique" is derived from the Mind Gem.

Therefore, the moment Goofy's hand grasped the head of the female Deadpool, he sensed part of the female Deadpool's memory.

Among them are memories of their assassination of Goofy and Tony Stark.

He saw the person who had issued the mission to the Deadpool Army, a bald middle-aged man with a blank face, a mediocre appearance, and odd behavior.

The middle-aged man found the Deadpool Legion of the Multiverse on a plane and negotiated a partnership with them.

He tilted his head and said in an old-fashioned, monotone tone, "Hello, Deadpool Legion, I'm from the main universe 616, I'm an immortal, you can call me...... Enoch. ”

"I know that you Deadpool have always been able to travel through the multiverse and intervene in the development of various parallel universes, and I appreciate this ability, but unfortunately, now your ability is no longer the only one......"

"Because someone has opened the tunnel of the multiverse and opened up seventeen unrelated parallel universes, this will cause the parallel universes to merge and collide with each other, and in the long run, these parallel universes will merge into a super-large monolithic universe, but due to the uniqueness of the monomer universe, the individuals in these universes will be brutally survival of the fittest, until each individual is left with only one survivor......"

"This is a disaster for the seventeen parallel universes that were originally disparate with each other, and we must close this tunnel connecting the multiverse as soon as possible to prevent the seventeen parallel universes from merging with each other......"

"So, in order to avoid the destruction of the multiverse, I need your help to stop this person who opened the multiverse tunnel, and then close the multiverse tunnel as soon as possible."

Enoch, the bald man, said calmly.

Seeing this, Goofy finally understood who the person who hired the Deadpool Army was - Enoch the Immortal, the big bald head who hid behind the scenes and watched everything.

Immortals are a type of biochemical robot with a very long lifespan (or standby time), they are similar to observers in the Marvel Universe, scattered on various planets throughout the universe, observing the evolution and change of species.

But the immortals and observers are not the same, first of all, they have a clear division of labor, and the tasks of the immortals in each division of labor are completely different, and the immortals themselves have limited combat power, which is not comparable to observers similar to them.

In addition, immortals are not like observers, who completely stand by and watch the evolution of life in the universe, and when a species is facing extinction or an ecosystem is on the verge of collapse, immortals will intervene in the development of things to avoid tragedy.

The observer, on the other hand, will not intervene in any situation, and is in a completely neutral position.

The current opening of the multiverse tunnel will obviously have a tragic result that will destroy the entire ecosystem, so Enoch the Immortal has to intervene, he contacts the Deadpool legion who can travel through the various multiverses to carry out tasks, and asks them to stop the person who opened the multiverse tunnel.

Unfortunately, I don't know if Enoch's message was wrong, or if the Deadpool Army messed up their errand themselves - they mistakenly thought that the person who opened the multiverse tunnel was Goofy, so they came to assassinate Goofy.

"I think I've figured it all out." Goofy turned back to Tony Stark and said, "These idiots have mistargeted. ”

"What?!" Tony Stark was stunned for a moment, then asked, "You mean...... They didn't kill us? ”

"Yes." Goofy nodded, "They want to assassinate the person who opened the Beta Tunnel, and I only opened the Alpha Tunnel, not to mention that the Alpha Tunnel has long been closed by now...... So the Deadpool legion is clearly on the wrong target. ”

"What?!"

Hearing this, the female Deadpool was also shocked,

"Did we get the target wrong? You're not the one who opened the multiverse tunnel? ”

Goofy looked down at Deadpool and explained, "Uh...... How so? Actually, I am also the one who opened the multiverse tunnel, but the tunnel I opened has been closed, and the person Enoch the Immortal entrusted you to find is another person, and it is that person who opened the tunnel connecting the seventeen parallel universes......"

Deadpool was about to collapse, struggling to get up from the ground, looking at Goofy and saying, "So we've always been mistaken, you're not our target at all?" ”

"Yes, I'm not your target." Goofy shrugged, "You're completely mistaken. ”

"Oh...... Damn it! I knew Wade 616 was a reckless fool who often did these careless things...... Instead, the symbiotes Deadpool and Shadow Deadpool should be calmer, and we should follow Shadow Deadpool's advice and do some background checks before proceeding......"

Deadpool said angrily,

"But that's good news, at least we don't have to fight against you horrible Asian. By the way, friend, who are you? Why are you so good? ”

Gao Fei smiled lightly: "I am the father of the gods, the guardian god of the Nine Realms. ”

"it?!" A pair of white eyes on the female Deadpool mask were as big as two ping-pong balls, "Father of the Gods? Patron of the Nine Realms?! Isn't that Odin's place? ”

"In our universe, Odin is dead. And I am Odin's successor. Goofy said.

"No wonder......" Deadpool took a deep breath, and then said depressedly, "Wade 616 is such an unreliable guy, he doesn't even know about this ......"

Speaking of which, not far away, the ronin Adu and Shadow Deadpool came back to life, and the two of them roared angrily and rushed towards Goofy.

Deadpool hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop the two teammates: "Stop, stop...... You fools! You've got the wrong target! This Asian is not the target of the big bald head we want to assassinate, we are mistaken! ”

The ronin Ado came to an abrupt halt in the middle of his sprint, and the katana in his hand was almost thrown out of his hand.

"It can't be!" He glared back at Deadpool and said loudly, "Our goal has never been wrong!" ”

"Phew! Who gives you confidence? Have you forgotten about our accidental killing of the Hulk in the Zombies Universe? Deadpool asked in a deep voice.

"That'...... It was an accident! Ronin Adu shook his head and said, "But this time it's not an accident. ”

Behind him, Shadow Deadpool sneered, "You ronins are so hard-mouthed, it's harder to make you admit your mistakes than to ascend to the sky...... I've long felt that the goal this time is a little wrong, and it's better to do some background checks before you act, you don't listen...... Now it's finally going to be messy, right? ”

Speaking of which, the Deadpool boy and the Deadpool dog, who were blown to pieces, also regrouped, and one person and one dog walked this way together.

"What's the situation now? Have you turned your enemies into friends? Deadpool said in his voice, which hadn't undergone a voice change, "But it's not bad to turn enemies into friends, I don't think we can beat this Asian ......"

Deadpool Dog hides behind Deadpool Kid and stares at Goofy carefully, and it can be seen that he has been abused by Goofy out of the psychological shadow.

The female Deadpool clasped her hands to her chest and said in a broken voice: "Boy, we got the wrong person, this Asian is the father of the gods of this universe and the guardian of the Nine Realms, he is an upright person, he will not open the multiverse channel to scourge this universe...... Our client, the big bald immortal, made us look for someone else. ”

"Hey! Wanda, don't give away our customers' information! This is the basic principle of our Deadpool legion! Deadpool reminded loudly.

Deadpool shrugged disdainfully: "Come on, boy, the Asian has been snooping on my memories with his magical gloves for a long time, and I don't have any secrets in front of him now, he even knows how many times I go to the toilet every day, how many men I sleep with, and what position I like to use......"

"Oh, Wanda, you're disgusting...... Deadpool said, holding his head, "Who cares how many times a day you go to the bathroom?" Who cares what posture you prefer? Please, I'm still a kid, why are you saying this to me? ”

"You're still a kid? Why didn't I hear you emphasize this when you were killing? Deadpool asked sharply.

And while the two were arguing, the symbiote Deadpool crept over.

"So...... The Great Father of the Gods, the Respected Patron Deity of the Nine Realms, it's all a misunderstanding, right? ”

Gao Fei glanced back at the symbiote Deadpool, who was clumsy, and nodded, "Yes, everything was a misunderstanding. ”

The symbiote Deadpool bent down and rubbed his hands together and whispered respectfully, "Then can I beg you to give me back the slaughter?" We are the best of friends, and I can't live without him......"

Goofy nodded, pointed to the red soft-bodied creature on the ground not far away, and said, "I'll give it back to you." ”

"Thanks! Thank! The symbiote Deadpool thanked Dade and hurriedly rushed towards the slaughter on the ground.

And after the two touch, the slaughter finally returns to Deadpool.

Soon, Wade Wilson, the only Deadpool in the Deadpool legion to be killed twice, was finally resurrected by Wade Wilson, the Deadpool of the 616 main universe, and the female Deadpool Wanda Wilson explained to him what happened.

After learning that the Deadpool Army had found the wrong target, Wade Wilson was also devastated.

"So we've been getting it wrong all along, right? You didn't open the beta tunnel connecting the 17 multiverses, you just opened an alpha tunnel connecting the two universes, and now you've closed the alpha tunnel? He asked, looking at Goofy.

"That's right. Enoch the Immortal has entrusted you with the search for the guy who opened the beta tunnel, and I'm actually looking for him as well, because I won't allow him to destroy the seventeen parallel universes. "Goofy.

"Oh...... It's a real headache. Wade held his head and said depressedly, "So what are we going to do next?" The Great Father of the Gods? ”

Goofy thought for a moment, then came to a conclusion: "Let's go to Enoch the Immortal first, he may know something we don't know. ”