Volume 1 Chapter 100 Unscrupulous Uncles and Nephews

"Bang!"

A gunshot rang out, accompanied by a blue light, and the thunderbolt charm was instantly smashed.

"! What's going on? ”

Zheng Yun was stunned on the spot, and blurted out with an exclamation.

"Click! Click! Click....... ”

Zheng Yun was stunned, but he heard a neat clicking sound, and after looking at the other party, he was suddenly a little dumbfounded.

I saw that fifteen devils pulled the bolt of the gun at the same time, and then, raising the gun to aim, and shooting directly without saying a word.

"Bang! Bang! Bang....... ”

Zheng Yun was so frightened that he fell to the ground on the spot, almost eating a mouthful of soil.

A faint blue light whistled over his head.

"Bang! Bang! Bang....... ”

There was a bang, and the longan tree behind Zheng Yun was all interrupted.

Zheng Yun, who was lying on the ground, glanced back, then turned his head and looked at the devil in front of him with palpitations.

"Holy! What the hell is this? How can you still shoot? Even with blue light? Is this the rhythm to become a refinement? ”

Zheng Pinghe was also startled when he saw the devil shooting, and there was still a trace of blue light, he stood up on the spot and muttered: "These ghost soldiers are yin ghosts, are they about to cultivate into yin ghosts?" All of the mana has reached the blue level?

What the hell is going on? Never mind! I'm really tired of thinking, so I'd better wait for the stinky boy to come out and ask. ”

Sure enough, there is what kind of uncle and what kind of nephew, and I feel tired before I think about it, and I'm really lazy.

Zheng Pinghe couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped being more careful, and as soon as his mind moved, he immediately recited the spell to change the scene.

Zheng Yun was lying on the ground with a depressed face at this time, and was thinking about how to solve these devils, when suddenly, the surrounding scenery changed, and the fifteen devils in front of him all disappeared.

He felt his back suddenly sink, as if he was sitting alone, and when he looked back, he was almost frightened on the spot, and he blurted out an exclamation.

"Mom!"

I saw that a girl in black casual clothes was sitting on his back at this time.

The girl looks fairy and jade, that pretty face, a smile, a smile than praise; One is angry and one is angry, and he is angry and ashamed.

With a smile in his eyes, he seems to be smiling but not smiling; with an angry face, like anger but not anger; Exhaled like a lan, and said leisurely: "You bastard, you know how to bully me if it's okay." ”

"You should have forgotten what the music teacher taught us, right?"

"Now, let me teach you again, but don't forget it!"

"Listen, your right hand is a shiver, and your left hand twists ......."

When Zheng Yun heard this, he immediately panicked, and he was almost frightened.

Seeing that the girl was about to play the piano again, she immediately recited the incantation, and once again her soul flashed to the side.

Call! Mom! Scared the hell out of me! Zhang Jinxuan, you female devil! If you don't scratch me, will you die?

After Zheng Yun's soul went out of his body, he patted his chest with palpitations and complained quietly.

He crouched aside, his handsome face turned extremely pale, and his whole body trembled even more, trembling like a frightened bird.

Zheng Pinghe, who was sitting on the stone bench, completely lost the image of being an uncle at this time, let alone the calmness that a teacher should have, and he was already laughing.

"Wow haha......! Stinky boy, so you're scared too? ”

"I really laughed at me, I thought there was nothing to be afraid of?"

"I didn't expect that my high-pressure policy towards him for more than ten years couldn't compare to this little girl's flick and twist."

"Hmmm! I like this little girl, hahaha...... It's just amazing. ”

All right! Zheng Pinghe is really unscrupulous enough, as long as he can clean up Zheng Yun, he likes it.

Zheng Yun squatted aside, trembling, and it took a long time before he could come to his senses.

Maybe he was really scared of being teased by Zhang Jinxuan, and now he is going to play tricks on himself when he sees Zhang Jinxuan, just like the mouse sees the cat, and he forgets everything he is afraid of; Even forgot about the fact that he was still in the array.

I saw him squatting on the ground, looking at Zhang Jinxuan with palpitations, his lips trembling, and muttering, "Vomit blood!" This female devil, why does she keep teasing me, it's too much! ”

"I've played the piano once, but do you really want to play it a second time? I really thought about it too much, but fortunately I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been injured again. ”

Speaking of this, he secretly rejoiced: "Fortunately, she can't see it after her soul is out of her body, otherwise with her character, it will definitely be endless." ”

After finishing speaking, he patted his chest gently, but saw Zhang Jinxuan facing his body, happily twisting and singing, and suddenly became a little angry.

whispered to himself: "It's really an addiction to bullying? Outrageous! Do you want to teach her a lesson? ”

"Hmmm! It's time to teach her a lesson! Or else she really thinks I'm a bully? ”

"That's right! She kissed herself once before, and she didn't feel it at all, do you want to kiss it back? ”

"Isn't it okay? Is it really good to steal kissing girls? ”

"It's a bit of a bad feeling, but it should be fine! Just kiss it! ”

"What if the exercises backfire?"

"Wouldn't it? I didn't do anything bad, I just kissed the girl, how could I do it? ”

"That's right! Then kiss it? ”

"Hmmm! Just kiss it! ”

Speaking of this, Zheng Yun smiled slyly, nodded secretly, slowly stood up, and walked cautiously towards Zhang Jinxuan.

At this time, Zheng Pinghe, before he could laugh, he suddenly heard Zheng Yun's self-muttering, which immediately stunned him.

"What does he want to do with this stinky boy?"

"Ugh! He was kissed by this little girl before? No way? Is he going to kiss back? Fainted! ”

Zheng Pinghe was talking to himself, but when he saw that Zheng Yun really walked towards Zhang Jinxuan, he was stunned and muttered to himself again.

"I'll go! Is this stinky boy really going to kiss her? Can you see it yourself? He's his uncle! Is this okay? Wouldn't it be a bit excessive? ”

"Yes! It doesn't feel very good, so forget it or don't look at it. ”

"But...... It seems like...... Isn't it a big deal? There's no shortage of meat, right? ”

"Huh? That's right, it's really nothing? Indeed, there will be no shortage of meat. ”

"That's right! I've never kissed a girl since I'm so old, so I can still have a little experience, can't I? ”

"Ugh! As an uncle, he even thought of looking for his nephew to learn from his own experience as a girl? Damn! Wouldn't that be too shameless? ”

"Who knows, if you don't tell me? No one will know anyway, and if you look at it, you won't die. ”

"Then take a look?

"Hmmm! Look! ”

Speaking of this, Zheng Pinghe also smiled slyly, opened his eyes like a bull, sat like a clock, and watched intently.

Not to mention, the two are really uncles and nephews, and even their smiling faces are exactly the same.

Zheng Yun's crow's mouth is really smart enough, saying that Zheng Ping is unscrupulous, he is really more unscrupulous than anyone else.

At this time, Zheng Yun, his soul looked left and right, and then walked behind Zhang Jinxuan with bated breath.

After standing still, he pursed his lips, then bowed his head, bent over, and pouted.

Slowly...... Slowly...... and then slowly leaned towards Zhang Jinxuan's face, when he saw that he was about to kiss him.

Suddenly, he straightened up with a nervous face, patted his chest with a flushed face, and muttered to himself with a trembling lip.

No way! No way! No way!

Fainted! Why is my heart and liver about to pop out?

I can't stand it, how can I be so nervous?

Call! Let me take a breath and talk about it.

Strange? It's just kissing girls, why are you so nervous? Feeling ...... It's like fifteen buckets fetching water, seven up and eight down?

The unscrupulous Zheng Pinghe was watching intently, and seeing that Zheng Yun was about to kiss him, he stood up nervously again.

Immediately squatted on the ground with amusement, holding his stomach, and his face was flushed with laughter.

"Hahaha! This stinky boy is really about to laugh at me, hey, I'm going to go, my stomach is almost laughing and hurting, haha......! ”

After a while.

Zheng Yun took a deep breath again, patted his chest, and felt that he was finally no longer nervous, so he lowered his head, bent over, pouted again, and then slowly ...... Slowly...... and then slowly approached Zhang Jinxuan.

Seeing that she was about to kiss, suddenly, Zhang Jinxuan suddenly looked back angrily for some reason.

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

Two thrilling shouts rang out at the same time, and ...... sounded.