Volume 1 Chapter 101 The Three Happy Ancestors and Grandchildren (1)
When Zheng Yun saw Zhang Jinxuan turn around, he was so frightened that he screamed on the spot, and even sat on the ground, propped his hands behind his back, sweating, and determined.
What's going on? Why did she turn back? How could she see her soul?
Yes! Let me die! I don't have a face to see people!
Zheng Yun was annoyed and grabbed the ground, and even more hung his head and wanted to find a hole to drill into, and he would never come out.
Zheng Pinghe, who wanted to watch a good show on the side, sat on the ground without image at this time, beating his chest and feet, leaning forward and laughing.
"Haha...... Uh-ho! Uh-ho! Ha ha....... ”
He laughed and coughed incessantly, and couldn't even say a word, almost laughing out of breath.
Zheng Yun was too frightened, and when he saw that Zhang Jinxuan had disappeared, his soul came back to his senses and returned to his own body in chagrin.
When Zheng Yun returned to his main body, the formation disappeared in an instant, and the surroundings returned to the scenery of his own courtyard.
Zheng Yun touched his face, and his nose and face were swollen from being beaten, but at this time he had returned to normal.
He looked annoyed, and only then did he realize that he was in the formation.
When Zheng Yun saw Zheng Pinghe again, he saw that he was sitting on the ground without an image and laughing loudly.
Zheng Yun was stunned, looking at Zheng Pinghe dumbfounded, his lips trembling and shouting silently.
Mom! I don't want to live anymore! How did it all come to be seen by my uncle.
Haematemesis! Can this unscrupulous uncle be unscrupulous? Yes! Let me die!!
Zheng Pinghe, who was sitting on the ground laughing until he coughed, only after he saw Zheng Yun did he react and immediately stood up.
"Uh-ho! Uh-ho! He coughed twice to ease the embarrassment, and then straightened his face.
Then, with a smile on his face, he patted the soil on his body, and then turned around, not daring to look at Zheng Yun again, for fear that he would not hold back, and laughed again.
When he saw the tea on the stone table, he hurriedly walked over, picked up the teacup and took a sip of water, trying to ease his mood so that he wouldn't laugh so uncomfortably.
However, after he took a sip of tea, he was instantly tragic.
"Poof! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! ”
A laughing voice rang out, accompanied by a fierce cough.
Zheng Pinghe couldn't hold back for a while, his tears and snot were choked on the spot, and he flew straight down 3,000 feet, well, and saliva splashed all over the sky.
He bent over the stone table with his hands, choking and spitting, coughing violently and laughing with his mouth; I couldn't hold it back, and the tears that made him laugh flowed loudly.
Zheng Yun originally looked depressed, looking at the unscrupulous Zheng Pinghe in front of him, he wanted to die.
When he saw Zheng Pinghe's smiling appearance again, he was immediately laughed and squatted on the ground.
"Hahaha......."
The two unscrupulous uncles and nephews both laughed loudly, and they couldn't help laughing, and coughed when they endured it.
At this time, the gate in the courtyard was softly pushed open, and the old lady walked in with a bag of fruit in her hand.
She looked at the uncle and nephew in front of her, and she couldn't smile there, and suddenly looked at the sky with a puzzled look on her face, muttering to herself.
The sun hasn't come out of the west! What's going on? These two are like enemies all day long, how can they laugh so unimaged?
What the hell am I?
Zheng Yun and Zheng Ping stopped laughing when they saw the old lady coming back.
Zheng Yunqiang couldn't help but smile and said, "Grandma! I'll mention it. As he spoke, he reached out and took the fruit from the old lady's hand.
The old lady still had a puzzled face, she glanced at Zheng Yun and handed him the fruit, and asked, "Hmm! What's going on with you two? What's the joy of making you laugh like this? ”
Zheng Yun didn't answer, he lowered his head with the fruit, and even glanced at Zheng Pinghe with a smile on his face, and then walked towards the hall.
Zheng Pinghe looked up at the sky, his whole body trembled slightly, as if today's hot sun was different, which made him can't help but be happy.
The old lady glanced at Zheng Pinghe angrily and said, "Why are you smiling like that?" Look at you, who is an uncle, do you still have a bit of an image? ”
"Yes! Got it, Mom! It's okay, uh-ho! Uh-ho! It's all right! Zheng Pinghe's face flushed.
However, as soon as he spoke, he couldn't hold it back, and he couldn't help coughing again.
Seeing that the old lady couldn't ask anything, she glared at Zheng Pinghe fiercely, and then walked into the kitchen and said, "The meal has already been cooked, you all go wash and prepare to eat." ”
"Oh!" The uncle and nephew responded in unison.
Zheng Pinghe looked at Zheng Dandan angrily and said, "Stinky boy, after eating, go to my study." ”
"Yes! Uncle. Zheng Yun responded with a sad face, and then he muttered to himself.
"Alas! It is estimated that it is another storm, and this time it is dead. Thinking, he shook his head helplessly.
Twelve o'clock at noon.
At lunchtime, the three grandparents and grandchildren repeated the scene of eating every day, still eating and sleeping.
Zheng Yun looked a little absent-minded while eating.
His face was shrouded in a layer of gloom, and he was secretly entangled with a heart-wrenching depression, muttering silently from time to time: "Has my uncle seen the scene of his own daughter-in-law demon?" ”
"I don't think I saw it, did you?"
"Maybe you didn't see it?"
"Maybe not!"
"Why didn't you see it?"
"Alas! It's such a shame, what to do? How would he answer if he asked? Depressed to death! Why do you have such an unscrupulous uncle? Vomiting blood! ”
Zheng Pinghe was also eating silently, and inadvertently saw Zheng Yun unhappy, looking sad like a mountain and depressed like the sea, and his heart was suddenly curious.
Squinted his eyes and glanced lightly, but saw Zheng Yun's lips squirming, silently muttering to himself? The corners of his eyes were suddenly frozen, staring intently at Zheng Yun's lips.
"I don't think you saw it, did you? Maybe you didn't see it? Maybe not! How could you not see it? ”
After Zheng Pinghe looked closely, he read Zheng Yun's lips, and his heart was suddenly stunned, "Why haven't you seen something for a while, but you can see it again for a while?" ”
Squinting and staring, frowning and thinking, suddenly! He burst out laughing as if he remembered something.
"Poof! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! Uh-ho ....... ”
A pop sounded, accompanied by a violent cough.
Zheng Pinghe squirted out all the food on the spot, and then choked on the cough.
A face full of smiles, happy lower lips tightly wrapped up the lips, and the bronze face was even more shrugged into a fleshy lump.
After working hard to relieve himself, the smile on his face was even more red, and he looked at the old lady with palpitations, and was stunned on the spot.
I saw that the old lady sitting opposite him, who was sprayed with food on the spot, and her hand that was about to pick up the vegetables suddenly stopped in mid-air, looking at Zheng Pinghe like a chicken.
On her wrinkled forehead, there was just a grain of rice sticking vertically, as if it had been lit with a star, which was more spiritual than Bao Gong's black moon.
There is a small cabbage on his left eye, which naturally droops from side to side like a door curtain.
Zheng Pinghe was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, his face was flushed with embarrassment, he didn't know what to do, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he couldn't hold back the smile on his face, and his face was flushed.
The eyes kept rolling, but he didn't dare to look at the old lady, for fear that she would be mad, and he might be tragic again.
Zheng Yun was still secretly entangled, but he was suddenly frightened by Zheng Pinghe's coughing, and hurriedly looked up at Zheng Pinghe, and suddenly, he was also stunned.
I saw that Zheng Pinghe's flushed face had half of the rice grain exposed in his left nostril, and the remaining half was hidden in his nostrils as if he was ashamed to see someone.
The right nostril is dripping with snot, which is very artistic conception of flying down 3,000 feet.
On his lips, which trembled slightly with a smile, there were three grains of white rice, which were beating gently from time to time, like a naughty child, holding his parents' thighs and coquettish.
Zheng Yun glanced at the old lady again, and then, he was also instantly tragic, stepping into the footsteps of Zheng Pinghe, and laughing on the spot.
squirted out a mouthful of food, and coughed up from his own laughter.
"Poof! Hahaha...... Uh-ho! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! ”