What is a can't help but laugh?

I can't restrain myself, and I can't hold back even if I endure it.

At this time, Zheng Pinghe was like this, he was originally holding back a painful smile, but his face was already flushed, and when he suddenly saw Zheng Yun laughing, he couldn't help laughing.

The little food left in his mouth squirted out again with laughter.

"Poof! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! Uh-ho...... Ha ha! ”

The old lady was shocked, hurriedly stood up, and narrowly avoided the fate of being sprayed again.

She looked at the two of them with a depressed face, and saw that the two of them were laughing without an image, and she was also amused.

"Hehehe......!"

For a while, the scene was a little joyful, Zheng Yun laughed secretly, Zheng Pinghe covered his mouth and smirked, and the old lady smiled lightly.

The three of them laughed as they wiped the food off their faces.

After laughing, the old lady's face suddenly straightened, glared at the two of them angrily, and said seriously: "What the hell is going on with your uncle and nephew?" ”

"When I came back from the street, you didn't smile properly, and you couldn't eat peacefully, and if you didn't tell me one, two, three, I'll give you one, two, three, with a broom."

After finishing speaking, she glanced at the food on the table, her face was distressed, and she couldn't wait to pick up the broom now and give the two of them one, two, three.

Hearing this, the two hurriedly restrained their smiles and sat upright, Zheng Yun looked at Zheng Pinghe slightly, his eyes showed a look of pleading, his eyes blinked vigorously, and he shook his head vigorously.

The old lady's eyes never left the two of them, her eyebrows were angry, she looked directly at Zheng Yun, and said sternly: "You bastard, are you crazy?" ”

Zheng Yun was stunned, scratched his head in embarrassment, smiled, and immediately shut up, looking back and forth with his eyes flashing.

After the old lady sat back on the stool, she turned her head to look at Zheng Pinghe, glared and said, "Stinky boy! Tell me honestly, what's going on? ”

Zheng Pinghe smiled, looked at Zheng Yun, glanced at him, and then smiled dumbly: "Hehe! Mother! That's it, this stinky boy, he wetted the bed last night, uh-ho! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! ”

After speaking, Zheng Pinghe choked with laughter again, and then laughed even more.

"Haha......!"

When Zheng Yun heard this, he was stunned on the spot, his eyes looked at Zheng Pinghe in a daze, and he couldn't speak.

A speechless face, an embarrassed face, and an embarrassed face.

If it weren't for the fact that the person in front of him was his own uncle, even if it was any other person who dared to arrange himself like this, then he would definitely throw him down desperately, and then strangle him to death.

You can find any reason! I actually found such a broken reason, how old are I? He even said that he wet the bed?

This unscrupulous uncle is really unscrupulous enough, not only unscrupulous, but also unproductive, how can he see people in the future?

When the old lady heard this, she also froze for a moment, and quickly came back to her senses, and then with a "poof", she laughed out with splattering saliva.

Hurriedly covered his mouth with one hand, looked around, was startled by his own laughing action, and after looking at Zheng Pinghe, he couldn't help laughing again.

"Hehehe!"

Zheng Yun, who was originally depressed, almost laughed out loud again after seeing Zheng Pinghe being sprayed with saliva, so frightened that he also covered his mouth, forced to hold back the smile on his face, and held back his eyes full of tears and his face was red.

Zheng Pinghe was dumbfounded on the spot, only feeling the coldness on his face, looking at the old lady with some tears and laughter, and said with a bitter face: "My report in this world is too fast!" I sprayed my mother's face with food, and you squirted back my face, alas! Sure enough, it's my own mother! ”

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Zheng Yun, gritted his teeth and said, "You stinky boy, you hurt our mother and son to spray each other, you still want to laugh?" How can I make your ass bloom. ”

After saying that, he quickly stood up, leaned out, and made a gesture to fight.

Zheng Yun was startled, immediately stood up sideways, hid behind the old lady, and shouted, "Grandma, help!" ”

"Huh!" The old lady smiled and said angrily: "Okay! You two haven't had enough of it, have you? Hurry up, clean up the food together, and I'll cook noodles for you. ”

"Oh!" The old lady spoke, and Zheng Pinghe immediately became like a frosty eggplant, wilted, and after answering, he glared at Zheng Yun fiercely, and then helped clean up the meal.

Zheng Yun shrunk his neck, raised his eyes to look at Zheng Pinghe, and said with a hippie smile: "Uncle, you can rest!" I'll just come, hehe! ”

Zheng Pinghe glared at Zheng Yun, gritted his teeth and said nothing, feeling that his hand was "extremely itchy", and he really wanted to beat his ass and blossom.

"What are you doing?" The old lady said with a straight face, with a thick threat in her tone.

When Zheng Pinghe heard this, he chuckled in his heart, hurriedly turned his head, looked at the old lady with a hippie smile, and said flatteringly: "Mom! Rest for a long time! I'll cook the noodles, or I'll do it! Hehe! ”

The old lady rolled her eyes, looked at the two living treasures in front of her, and said with a little cry and laughter: "Okay! What time is it? I'll cook the noodles and you clean up the food. ”

After saying that, she ignored the two of them and walked to the kitchen by herself.

Zheng Pinghe saw that the old lady was gone, and suddenly straightened his waist, and after glaring at Zheng Yun angrily, he gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up and clean up, I'll go wash my face." ”

After finishing speaking, he also ignored Zheng Yun and walked to the bathroom by himself.

When Zheng Yun heard this, he hurriedly responded with a hippie smile: "Uncle! You can rest assured! I'll clean up, I'll clean up, hehe! ”

As he spoke, he nodded his head and bowed, looking flattering and flattering, but he secretly slandered in his heart: "The tiger is not there, the monkey is king, alas! It's unscrupulous. ”

After a while.

The old lady brought out three bowls of fragrant egg noodles, and the three of them began to eat again, repeating the rule of eating without saying a word.

After eating, Zheng Yun followed Zheng Pinghe into the study, standing honestly in front of the desk, with his hands crossed in front of him, looking down at his feet, like a good baby.

Zheng Pinghe sat on the chair behind the desk, looked directly at Zheng Yun, and said with a smile: "Let's talk about it!" What the hell is going on? ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, I don't know what Zheng Pinghe asked? It's just that he has long been accustomed to Zheng Pinghe's questioning style, so he didn't think much about it, and hurriedly responded "yes".

After answering, it was Gu left and right to talk about him, and changed the topic: "Uncle! Huang Jianwen and the five of them, can you help solve it first? ”

Zheng Pinghe was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said suspiciously: "Huang Jianwen? Who? What is the solution? ”

Zheng Yun looked down at his hand and whispered, "It's the five people who fought with us." ”

After speaking, he raised his eyes to look at Zheng Pinghe, and then retold what had happened.

Zheng Pinghe didn't interject, and quietly listened to what Zheng Yun said, then nodded, and said flatly: "Don't worry about the five of them, although those five people are a little impulsive, their character is not too bad; I'll call and say hello to Lao Yang later, it should be fine. ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he said gratefully: "Thank you, uncle!" ”

Zheng Pinghe put one hand on the desk, tapped the desktop with one finger, and said in a calm tone: "It is a good result that you can become friends; However, don't forget that you are still a student and your main focus is on your studies. ”

"Yes, uncle! I know. Zheng Yun nodded hurriedly in response.

"Hmm!" Zheng Pinghe made a soft sound in his nose and continued to ask, "Let's talk about it!" What the hell is going on with that crybaby, the general and the three tomb robbers, and the ghost ghost soldier? In detail, I am not allowed to leave it out. ”

After Zheng Yun answered yes, he said it from beginning to end, of course, there were still a lot of things about the female devil that were omitted, it was a matter of the two of them, how could he talk to Zheng Pinghe?

Naturally, he could hide as much as he could, but he still told Zhang Jinxuan about sending him food.

After Zheng Pinghe listened, he thought about it and did not speak.

After a while, he stood up, slowly walked out of the desk, came to the desk, and looked at the portrait of the patriarch on the wall.

Gradually, his face became a little gloomy, and a terrifying aura emanated from his body, he turned to look at Zheng Yun, and said in a tone: "These devil ghost soldiers are really impatient. ”

"It only came out on the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar? Wouldn't it be too cheap for them to let them be arrogant for a few more days? Take me in the evening, and we will go together and destroy them. ”

Speaking of which, I reminded again: "Don't forget to prepare more tools before you go." ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he was puzzled, and asked in a low voice: "But uncle!" Didn't you teach me not to meddle in the affairs of the underworld? They didn't come out for evil, how can we clean them up? ”