19, a very kind of demon boss

In those 10,000 years, because the right heart was immersed in the water of Lethe, my mind was deeply hurt. Every time I remember something I remember a moment ago, I have to forget it in an instant, and if I think about it, I will have heartache and headaches. The first 10,000 years of my acquaintance with him were the 10,000 years I have the worst memory.

The senior brothers told me that there was a young man who was like a flower and jade and looked at me on the wall of my wing room in the Sanskrit Hall every day, and he probably took a fancy to me. I ran over and found someone lying on the wall, staring straight at me with a pair of bright peach blossom eyes. At that time, I had lived for 70,000 years, and I had not met anyone who could look down on me, so I couldn't help but smile at him, and I felt that I couldn't suck my snot no matter how I laughed, and when I looked down, my front placket had been stained with nosebleeds. I was very impressed because he saw me and fell straight off the wall.

But it took me 10,000 years to remember what his name was.

So, if you think about the time when I really knew him, it was 40,000 years ago.

When I first recovered from a serious illness, I volunteered to go to war with my senior brother, but the master was not worried about me, thinking that it would be a good thing for me to go out for a walk. It's the elder brother, who thinks I'm a burden. So I led all the internal fire to my heart, held a few breaths to let the nosebleed hulala flow out, and poured two surging blood under my nose into the senior brother Huanhuan and said: "Senior brother, senior brother, I have this ability to help you scare the enemy!" Scared the enemy to throw away his armor and hug his head in minutes, you don't need to spend a soldier! ”

The elder brother shuddered for a moment, and then realized that this was indeed a good idea, so he took me to war.

The elder brother said that the opponent of this battle was the boss of the demon clan, and according to legend, this boss was very cruel, and he singled out 20,000 shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the East China Sea. When the senior brother talked about this, he poured two jars of champion red fiercely, and said: "But he is still a little worse than the long-term Tianzun of the year." ”

At that time, I didn't know what kind of character Changjue Tianzun was, so I asked him who Changjue was, and he looked at me in a daze, and his words flickered, and he began to talk about this demon boss again. He said that this boss also has a kind of thing, he killed 20,000 soldiers and didn't even run, and now he is still guarding the East China Sea, which is really not beaten, so the Emperor of Heaven sent him to clean up the bastard who is very kind and very angry. Speaking of this, he poured two more altars, but he felt that it was not enjoyable, so he poured seventeen or eighteen altars fiercely. Then, after holding a large vat of wine and calling "Ah Yun" a few times, he staggered outside with me to order troops.

At that time, Ah Yun was still the eldest brother's sweetheart, and now he has become his wife and is pregnant with his baby. Senior brother always has to drink nine points drunk every time he orders troops to fight, this nine points drunk is not easy for others to distinguish, but I can recognize it every time, as long as he starts to hold the vat and shout "Ah Yun", he is already nine points drunk. This habit has not changed for more than 100,000 years. It's this god who remembers it clearly.

The nine-point drunk senior brother pointed to a row of poplars and shouted one by one: "You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! Go to war with Lao Tzu! After shouting, he walked forward without turning his head.

When I arrived at the edge of the East China Sea, I saw a young man like a flower on the shore of the East China Sea throwing shrimp into a large pot, and the smell of seafood hot pot made my stomach ring. The senior brother is worthy of being the god of war in the Eastern Wilderness, and he is not affected by this delicacy at all, but he is dignified and strides forward, and in the midst of the howling sea breeze, the red twilight knife comes out of the air with an earth-shattering roar: "It turns out that you bastard!" Lao Tzu brought someone to clean you up! "I had an epiphany, this young man who once fell off the wall is the boss of the demon clan.

The roar was blown away by the sea breeze, but there was no echo behind him for a long time. The sea breeze blew the senior brother sober up a little, he finally turned around, his eyes were far-reaching, he stared at me for a long time, his eyebrows jumped a few times, the flesh on his cheeks trembled a few times, and it took a long time to grit his teeth and pop out three words: "Where is the heavenly soldier?!" ”

I raised my sleeve and wiped the snot lured by the smell of seafood hot pot, and shook my head: "There are no heavenly soldiers." You ordered a row of poplars, and I couldn't carry it, so I gave up, and I came with you. "Afraid that Senior Brother would be worried, I added again, "Senior Brother, don't worry, Xiao Jiu, I will definitely be able to wish you a helping hand." ”

The elder brother's nostrils opened a few times, his eyes were about to split, and his eyeballs seemed to be about to burst out. At this time, we were already standing next to the legendary demon boss who was very ferocious, very kind, and very terrifying.