The boss is worthy of being the boss, not only has a beautiful face, but also has good skills. I saw him rise up and somersault over the clouds, and sacrifice a silver shining sword, which came straight to the senior brother. The senior brother didn't come back from the stunned just now, and he had no time to make a move. Just then, the smell of seafood got into my nostrils, and I sneezed and spewed out a nosebleed.

I had a nosebleed at the right time. The Demon Boss just glanced at me lightly, and then he shivered and fell from the air, smashing out a huge sand pit with a thud.

Later, when I got rid of the nosebleed, it was already dusk, and the three of them confronted each other for a long time against the cold sea breeze, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and were hungry, so they shook hands and made peace and ate seafood hot pot together on the coast of the East China Sea. At that time, I remembered that his name was Meng Ze, and he had a strange disease, that is, dizziness and nosebleeds. And the blood that flows out of other places is not dizzy, but the nosebleeds are faint.

In the cold afterglow, he said to me pitifully with a pool of tears: "So I have never slapped my face in fights with others, for fear of getting a nosebleed." I had to seal my throat with a sword, or pierce my heart with an arrow, and it was quickly solved. ”

The elder brother touched my neck with me, covered my heart again, and shivered in the bleak sea breeze.

Later, the Emperor of Heaven issued a divine decree to specially praise the senior brother, saying that he did not spend a single soldier to fight alone, but in the end he was able to subdue Meng Ze's arrogant heart, so that the two races of the demon god shook hands and made peace, his courage is commendable, his merits are immeasurable, he is the flaunt of the important ministers of the heavenly court, the model of the god of war of the eight desolations, and at the same time issued a decree to Meng Ze to give him the title of "Xuanjun", telling him that there is good fruit to eat if he submits to the gods. I am obsessed with the word "single battle", how can the senior brother be single to fight! Obviously, he took me into battle, and I gave Meng Ze a fatal blow as a key person. After the divine decree came down, the senior brother felt indebted to me and took me to the mortal world for a few laps. Knowing that I love seafood hot pot, and under the guise of visiting the sick East China Sea Jun, he specially took me to the East China Sea to fish for shrimp and sea crabs, and played hard. I was overjoyed and thought it was worth it.

Later, Meng Ze became friendly with the gods, and the Xuanluo Palace where he lived was not far from the Great Fanyin Palace, so he often went in and out of the Great Fanyin Hall openly under the banner of exchanging feelings with the gods, and no longer had to climb the wall. At that time, I had been healed for a long time, and my brothers didn't have to take turns to take care of me, so they ran back to their respective homes to take care of their own affairs. In addition to some small novices in the Great Brahma Hall, there are only two immortals, Master and I. He often came to exchange feelings, and he always came in a hurry to eat, so he was favored by the master, and there was an extra pair of his chopsticks on the table during the meal. After that, he spent more and more time exchanging feelings, and he usually didn't leave until midnight, so there was another room in the east courtyard that belonged to him.

At the beginning, he also wanted to worship the master as a teacher, but the master turned a rosary, shook his head and smiled: "Xiao Jiu is the last disciple to be accepted in this life because of Miao, because Miao is old, many things are already beyond his strength, Xuanjun should not be embarrassed to grow old." ”

I don't know why, when I heard the master say that he was old and no longer accepted apprentices, his nose was sour and he cried, and when he cried, he felt that he couldn't breathe his snot, and the hula was dripping down, and I didn't have time to look down, Meng Ze was already bloodless on his face, and he was so stunned that he passed. Master, he is not old at all, he is the best-looking Buddha today, if he has long hair, he must be a handsome young man with a graceful demeanor that has attracted the hearts of countless girls. I thought of the trouble I had caused to Master over the years, and thought of Master's care for me since I was a child, so I couldn't help but fall into Master's arms anymore and cry, "Master, you are not old, you are a young Buddha in Xiao Jiu'er's heart, and Xiao Jiu'er will honor you well!" ”

The master trembled and said, "Little Jiu...... You've got all the nosebleeds on your teacher......"

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