21. My brain must have been eaten by pigs
Presumably, the interval between the two nosebleeds before and after was a little short, and Meng Ze fainted for three days. I felt sorry for him, so I stayed at the bedside for three days. Later, he fell asleep, and when he fell asleep, he accidentally overturned a Buddha lamp.
I woke up in Meng Ze's armpit, and at that time the whole wing room was already raging with fireworks and choking. He took me under his arm and rushed out of the roof with a loud shout. I have to say that Meng Ze's head is very hard and resistant, and there is no pressure to hit the glazed tiles on this roof. In the end, with the support of his iron head, the two of us finally escaped safely.
At that time, I was unscathed except for the gray on my skirt, and Meng Ze in front of me was ragged, unkempt hair, and there were flames on the collar corner of his neck, especially the two nosebleeds under his nose were very turbulent. He looked at me in a daze, then suddenly hugged me, put his head on my shoulder socket and choked up, "Are you okay...... You're really okay......"
I was about to comfort him, I am a phoenix, and I will be bathed in fire in the future, and I will be resistant to burning. But seeing that he slowly raised his head, even though he was unkempt, he still couldn't hide that his handsome face turned pale inch by inch, and his eyes widened, "Why do you have so much blood on your shoulder?!" ”
I sighed, took out the bronze mirror in my sleeve pocket and shook it in front of him, and he kicked his legs, and immediately fainted.
That experience made me realize the importance of turning off the lights before going to bed, but it was a new insight for Meng Ze. He couldn't accept the fact that he would have a nosebleed. I wiped my nose, patted him on the shoulder, and told him calmly: "This thing is like a candle that will light up, and the water in the wing room will burn out, you will marry a wife, and I will marry someone so normal." ”
After he listened, he glanced at me and said, "Since it's so normal, then I'll marry you, and you marry me, so that the matter between the two of you can be solved at once, what do you think?" ”
At that time, my brain must have been eaten by pigs, and I felt that there was such a simple and trouble-free way in the world, and other people around me had never thought of such a simple and trouble-free way! So they hit it off: "Okay, okay!" ”
I didn't have a father or mother since I was a child, so it was natural for me to talk to Master about such a major event as marriage. After hearing these words, the master, who was meditating in front of the golden-bodied Buddha in the main hall, turned three prayer beads before he said to me and Meng Ze: "After 30,000 years, if Xuanjun still has this idea, he will marry Xiao Jiu." ”
I don't know why Master said that he would wait for 30,000 years, but I remember that at that time, Meng Ze patted his chest and assured Master in front of the Golden Buddha: "The idea that I want to marry Ayu will not change from beginning to end until I pass away!" ”
At that time, the right heart that had been stained with the water of the Forgotten River for 10,000 years jumped a few times for the first time.
At this time, the Emperor of Heaven issued a decree again, saying that my marriage god has done too hard, and there is no need for every immortal's wedding to send a marriage document in the future, just go to the marriage of the head of a family to prove a parent, and return to the old mansion of Danxue Mountain on the same day. At that time, I realized that I was still a marriage god before I fell into the Lechuan Sea, and every immortal's wedding had to be witnessed before. It was also at that time that I realized that I should have stayed in my old nest Danxue Mountain, and I had nothing to do for 10,000 years, and I relied on my master to eat and drink in the Great Fanyin Temple. I was ashamed to think of this. So he and Meng Ze built the room that was burned overnight, bid farewell to the master, and returned to the old nest of Danxue.
But this position is very idle, except for occasionally painting fans and witnessing a fairy in-law, at other times he goes to heaven and earth with Meng Ze, but he has tossed for 30,000 years. He liked me very much at that time, and although he was often with me, he strictly followed Master's instructions and never exceeded the rules. Except for only one time.