Zhang Mingjing is finally back.

Xiao Nuxia stepped forward to hug her excitedly, but her eyes were moist, causing Zhang Mingjing's red eyes to follow.

"Xiao Nuxia, what are you doing?" Zhang Yiyi began to complain about Xiao Nuxia, "Before I saw anyone, it makes sense to cry, that means I miss it." It's so unreasonable to cry when you see someone, what emotions do you want to express? It made Zhang Mingjing feel uncomfortable in his heart. ”

Xiao Nuxia immediately counterattacked, "It's not that you are crying, why are you talking so much nonsense?" Get out of the way. ”

"You...... Cut! Too lazy to talk to you. Zhang Yi vomited, grabbed Zhang Mingjing's shoulder and said with a smile, "Boy, I haven't seen you for a year, I heard that your Taoism is no longer amazing, I am really very happy, very gratified, and very envious!" ”

"Who did you hear that my way is terrible?"

"Of course it's a real person! And Xiao Nuxia and I have already admired the ability of feathering and becoming immortals, if you don't have two of them, can you train them to look like monsters? ”

"Hehehe......"

Zhang Mingjing accompanied Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia to sit on the sofa, and after greeting each other for a while, Zhang Mingjing picked up the cup, took a sip of water, and then said, "I have something to tell you two." ”

"I know! I haven't spoken properly in a year, so I must have a lot to say to us, right?! Xiao Nuxia smiled softly.

"But I have to warn you two first, I said, you two must not get excited." After Zhang Mingjing finished speaking, he was about to take a sip of water.

At this time, Xiao Nuxia and Zhang Yi glanced at each other, but seeing that a trace of panic suddenly flashed in Xiao Nuxia's eyes, she asked nervously, "Are you about to become an immortal?!" ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" When Zhang Mingjing heard this, he choked on the sip of water he had just drunk.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Yiyi also sighed sadly, "Oops~! Although it is a good thing to become an immortal, Xiao Nuxia and I are not mentally prepared at all~! …… This...... Ay~! ...... This...... Ay~~! ”

Xiao Nuxia had already begun to choke with tears, and Zhang Yiyi immediately handed her a tissue.

Although Zhang Mingjing, who was sitting between the two, was still coughing violently, he kept shaking his hand, clearly indicating that it was not like that, but Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia didn't understand the meaning of this body language, it was really sadistic!

"Hey~! This plot is really weird. The five-dimensional spatial thinking model couldn't help but complain in Zhang Mingjing's consciousness.

Zhang Mingjing had been coughed more and more intensely by Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia, and he didn't realize that tears came out, so Zhang Yiyi actually handed him a tissue, and when it was over, he didn't forget to grab two for himself in case of emergency.

"Hey~, where is this singing!" Zhang Mingjing's heart is also full of complaints!

......

"I'm not trying to become an immortal."

Zhang Mingjing finally stopped coughing, and immediately explained to Xiao Nuxia and Zhang.

"What! Don't you want to become an immortal? Zhang Yiyi shouted when he heard it, his emotions were very complicated, and he seemed to be a little disappointed.

"Who said I was going to become an immortal?"

"Why didn't you say it earlier, it hurt your wife and me to shed so many tears, but it consumes real anger!" Xiao Nuxia has turned from crying to laughter.

Zhang Yiyi suddenly couldn't help but spray Xiao Nuxia, "Damn! It's clear that you are guessing blindly, and then directing and acting in this crying scene, are you embarrassed to complain about Zhang Mingjing? It made me feel sad and tangled. ”

"What are you struggling with about me? Doesn't the mood grow on you? What does it matter to you when the old lady is crying? How dare you blame me? ”

"Alright, alright! Don't make a fuss, do you want to listen to me? Zhang Mingjing shouted.

"Say it! Son, what is the matter? ”

......

Zhang Mingjing told Xiao Nuxia and Zhang Yitong the news that he was going to move out, and also told several reasons.

Of course, none of these reasons are the main reasons, there is only one main reason, that is, he wants to be independent and doesn't want to live with them.

"Your girlfriend is a member of the God of War detachment? I heard that those people are the elite of the elite! Xiao Nuxia was very pleasantly surprised after hearing the news of his girlfriend, and she felt the pleasure of going out to pick up money.

......

"Is this Catherine or your apprentice? How many years older than you? Zhang Yiyi's voice was full of exclamation points.

"You know what?" Xiao Nuxia choked him and said, "A few years older!" Your son is only eighteen years old and needs someone to take care of him, so finding a girlfriend who is a few years older is just right. ”

......

"You took in two apprentices, and they are both from the God of War detachment!" Xiao Nuxia listened, and her surprise continued to go to a higher place.

......

"You've killed so many monsters!" This time, Zhang Yiyi's voice was full of naked envy and jealousy.

......

Zhang Mingjing made a detailed introduction, and also explained that he lived nearby, so that he could often come back to eat with them, and sure enough, the two were very moved when they heard it, and praised him again and again for his filial piety.

......

"Find a time in the next two days, and you can bring Catherine back for me to see!" Xiao Nuxia said with a smile.

"That's not going to work! You also know that this is still a forbidden area, and she is also from the God of War detachment, if you let her know that you two have mixed in, will you send it out? So when we meet, isn't it embarrassing for others? ”

"That's right! We can't make trouble for others and leave a bad first impression, so let's meet again later! Zhang Yiyi said.

"What does that girl look like?" Xiao Nuxia asked.

"Real people!" Zhang Mingjing shouted, so the real person hit some holographic projections of Catherine in front of them.

"Oops~, you look so good!" Xiao Nuxia smiled and praised.

"Not bad, not bad!" Zhang Yiyi also seemed to be very satisfied, and praised Zhang Mingjing for inheriting his charm.

But after a while, Xiao Nuxia saw Catherine's summer dress.

In the picture, Catherine is wearing shorts and a T-shirt, although her graceful figure is fully displayed, Xiao Nuxia noticed that something was wrong, so she asked Zhang Mingjing with a serious face, "I said, how are one of this girl's legs and one arm a machine?!" ”

"Oh! It was when she was torn off by a monster during a battle, and later equipped with a mechanical arm and a mechanical leg. Zhang Mingjing replied casually, not aware that Xiao Nuxia would have objections to this.

At this time, Xiao Nuxia and Zhang Yi glanced at each other, and then gave him a look.

These two people are usually not harmonious, but they can always have a good understanding.

Zhang Yiyi immediately looked serious, but his voice was slurking, "This girl is beautiful, and she is both civil and military, it can be said that she is brave, gentle and kind, which is really rare!" But...... Missing arms and legs always makes people feel ...... Felt ......"

Zhang Mingjing immediately understood what Xiao Nuxia and Zhang Yiyi meant, and stood up angrily and complained about them, "People are crippled to defend the earth, and you still dislike it, it's really low~!" I'm ashamed of both of you. ”

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were suddenly a little embarrassed.

After a while, Xiao Nuxia gave Zhang Yiyi another look, and Zhang Yiyi had a good understanding with her again, but he smiled and said, "What my son criticizes is that we are too mediocre, too low-level, too unrighteous, and too old-fashioned...... But it's all for your own good! So don't be angry. ”

Xiao Nuxia also smiled, "Yes! The more I look at Catherine's mechanical legs and mechanical arms now, the more pleasing it is to the eye, and suddenly I feel super fashionable, no wonder I heard that some young people want to cut off their good hands and feet and replace them with mechanical ones. ”

Zhang Mingjing knew that they didn't really accept the reality that Catherine was missing arms and legs, but deliberately said this in order to relieve the tense and awkward atmosphere in front of them, which was a kind of delaying tactic, if he really wanted to marry Catherine in the future, he was not sure how the two would object.

Zhang Mingjing angrily drank his sip of water and walked towards the toilet.

When he entered the toilet, he closed the door and read Xiao Nuxia and Zhang Yi quietly discussed, "I said, could it be that this Catherine is missing arms and legs, so no one wants it, seeing that our son is honest and honest, so he fooled him." ”

Zhang Yiyi said, "I was put on a show by you back then, and I regret it for the rest of my life, and I must not let our son repeat my tragedy." ”

"Who put you together back then? You TM yourself are a cat stealing fish, and you still don't admit it, and you're still smearing me. ”

Zhang Yi saw that Xiao Nuxia was about to become angry again, and immediately reassured, "Okay, okay!" Don't talk about the past. Let's just say that now, now Zhang Mingjing is in love with Catherine, and it is inconvenient for us to beat the mandarin duck at this time, otherwise he will have to turn his face with us, and I think we can also observe this Catherine first, if she is really good to our son, it is not a big deal to lack arms and legs. ”

"Not a big deal?" Xiao Nuxia slapped it over and scolded in a low voice, "It's not a big deal?" ”

"People are combat heroes, let's take care of this, it's really too low!"

Xiao Nuxia stopped talking, but sighed deeply.

Zhang Mingjing read it all, shook his head in the toilet, and was so angry that he didn't want to come out to see them.

At this time, even the real person couldn't listen to it anymore, and whispered sarcastically at Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia, "Your two thoughts are so shameless, as your family's housekeeping artificial intelligence, I am ashamed of you both." ”

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia glanced at each other in surprise, and their hearts were horrified, "This real person is actually ashamed, is it also a sperm?!" ”

Not only real people, at this time, Yuhua and Chengxian walked up to them and roared a few times in a low voice, but listening to Yuhua's artificial intelligence complaining about them, "No mind, shame!" ”

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were even more shocked when they were complained about like this, and their faces were suddenly flushed!

"Master Zu is angry!" The real man whispered a warning again.

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were even more scared at this time, today not only offended the feathering, immortal and real people of "Cheng Jing", maybe even the ancestor was offended, the consequences are really serious!

At this time, the five-dimensional space thinking model smiled at Zhang Mingjing and said, "I admire your family's family style!" ”

"Go, even you don't think I'm annoyed enough!"

"However, your parents should be educated, at least the three views should be purified, otherwise the pattern of life is not as good as the second pet and artificial intelligence."

"Their three views are all stubborn stones, how can they be purified?"

"Didn't I ask you to implant the information of your cultivation this year into their heads? I believe that that information will help them purify their three views. ”

......

Zhang Mingjing walked out of the toilet, and at this time, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia had already burned incense and kowtowed in front of their ancestors, expressing repentance for their own low qualities just now.

Zhang Mingjing sat on the sofa at this time and said, "Don't you two also want a pair of battle armor?" But with the current Taoism of the two of you, even if you are given battle armor, you will not be able to wear it, and you will have to improve your cultivation by a few levels, so you will come out after repenting, and I will pass on a set of high-level cultivation techniques to you. ”

When Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia heard this, they were overjoyed!