After Zhang Yiyi massaged for more than ten minutes, he finally felt much more comfortable; He sat on the sofa again and closed his eyes to meditate, letting Qi go a few times in Ren Du's second vein, and the fatigue was suddenly relieved.

At this time, he opened his eyes and asked Xiao Nuxia, "Why hasn't this kid Zhang Mingjing come back yet?" ”

Xiao Nuxia was about to say if she wanted to call him again, but the real person immediately responded, "Zhang Mingjing is busy with some important things, it will be fine soon, don't worry about the two of you, it's better to catch up with Yuhua and Chengxian first!" ”

"I'll go!" Zhang Yiyi immediately complained, "You actually let us catch up with cats and dogs...... Yours is it! ”

Where could Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia think that after a year of persistent chasing dramas, Yuhua and Cheng Xian's level of listening to Mandarin today has improved dozens of times compared with last year, so they were immediately unhappy when they heard Zhang Yiyi's words.

Yuhua was the first to scream twice, and its assistant immediately translated and said, "Zhang Yiyi doesn't speak well, I'm very sad!" ”

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia's eyes widened when they heard this, and they looked at Yuhua in great surprise, not knowing how to speak for a while.

At this time, Cheng Xian also meowed, and its assistant also translated, "I'm not happy!" ”

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia immediately looked at Cheng Xian, then at Yuhua, and then at each other, with a lingering sense of chaos in their eyes.

Zhang Yiyi was finally surprised, "This ...... What kind of rhythm is this? ”

At this time, it is natural to need a real person to explain, but listen to it, "Don't be surprised, this year, human science and technology have made rapid progress, especially the assistants of Yuhua and Chengxian have been upgraded and optimized by Zhang Mingjing eight times, so the assistant of the second pet is unique in the world!" Hahaha! ”

"Hahaha! These TMs are all monsters, and I don't dare to share a room with them. Zhang Yi complained, and then said to Xiao Nuxia, "Xiao Nuxia, what is your opinion?" ”

Xiao Nuxia immediately replied categorically, "At this point, the husband sings with the wife, and you can do what you say." ”

"Good! Then we'll get rid of their assistant. ”

"Hmm!"

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were immediately ready to make a move, and Yuhua and Chengxian had to hide desperately at this time.

However, the second pet was finally blocked into the toilet by them.

......

The real person had already transmitted the situation to Zhang Mingjing from time to time, and Zhang Mingjing thought to himself, "Anyway, sooner or later, the paper can't contain the fire, and they always have to know what Yuhua and Chengxian are capable of now, so let this matter be fate!" Let Yuhua and Chengxian show them themselves. ”

The five-dimensional spatial thinking model agreed with his idea very much, but it had its own doubts, and it said, "Although I also think that your idea is right, I am afraid that they will have to ask you for a battle armor after they know about it, so what can I do?" ”

"Ugh! ...... Can you still make Warframes? ”

"I have a whole set of Warframes to build and upgrade the optimization program, and don't they need two pairs? If you get some more high-dimensional energy and information, I will be able to complete it in about half a month. ”

"If you can still make it, if they really ask me, will they give it or not?"

"Do you think they're reliable now?"

Zhang Mingjing shook his head.

"Since it's unreliable now, you give them battle armor, and you don't know what will happen to them, so of course you can't give it."

"But what if they stalk me?"

"Hmmm! If they stalk you, it's as annoying as they want. ”

"Yes! So there is still a need for a foolproof way to make them die. ”

"You will tell them later, I expected that they would also want the battle armor, so I have been prepared, but if you want to put on the battle armor, you must first raise your cultivation to a higher level, and then you will implant a set of information that I helped you enter the training, just say that it is a high-level cultivation technique, let them play slowly. If the two of them can achieve something, it's not too late to give the armor, maybe they can really help when the time comes. Even if they didn't achieve anything in the end, this set of cultivation information would be of no harm to them. And I just read Xiao Nuxia's information and found that she was a little off, and this set of information can just help her calm her mind and body. ”

"Great idea!" Zhang Mingjing was very satisfied when he heard it, but after a while, he had doubts, so he complained, "They will definitely complain, even the second pet has a battle armor, but they still have to practice before they can wear it, is it possible that the cultivation of the second pet surpasses their own?" ”

"Tell them both then, can animals be the same as people? So of course, the armor of animals is different from the armor of people! ”

"Great idea!"

......

Sure enough, after Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia forced the second pet to the corner of the toilet, the second pet had to activate the battle armor in order to protect themselves, which scared Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia and immediately crawled back to the living room.

"What the hell is going on with this TM~?" Zhang Yi shouted.

At this time, the real person must come out to solve the doubts.

But listen to it, "In the past year, under the wise leadership and earnest teaching of Zhang Mingjing, Yuhua and Chengxian have become capable dogs and cats who can fight monsters for hundreds of rounds. ”

"What can be a dog and a cat?" Xiao Nuxia complained, "I think it's the kind of little monster that the king sent me to patrol the mountains." ”

"Yes! How can there be such a pet in the world? It's all fine. Zhang Yiyi also complained.

Zhenren continued to explain, "Aren't the dogs of the Erlang God, the rabbits of Chang'e, the mounts of the Bodhisattvas, etc., such divine beasts? You see that the second pet is confused and afraid, but he is really not used to it, and he will get used to it after a few days. ”

At this time, Yuhua and Chengxian put away their battle armor.

"yes~, let's say the clothes are gone!" Xiao Nuxia was shocked.

Zhang Yi patted his head, retreated to the edge of the sofa, and sat down.

Xiao Nuxia also hurriedly sat down beside him.

Yuhua and Chengxian were obediently lying on the ground at this time, one sticking out his tongue and the other licking his paws.

After the atmosphere was silent for half a minute, Zhang Yiyi spoke, "So, now in this family, Xiao Nuxia and I are the weakest. ”

Xiao Nuxia looked at him at this time, then at the second pet, and finally sighed, "Yes!" The two of us practiced hard for a year, and in the end we lost to Yuhua and Chengxian, which is too ......inconsistent."

"It's too illogical, it's too unreasonable." Zhang Yiyi said.

"That's right! That's what I am. ”

Zhang Yiyi continued, "In this way, isn't Zhang Mingjing's kung fu reaching the realm of superb? ”

The real person asked, "What are the parameters of supernatural transformation?" ”

"It is to be able to go to heaven and earth, and to be able to do anything." Zhang Yiyi replied casually.

The real person replied, "If that's the standard, I don't think he's yet to reach the level of supernatural perfection, but he's really become a superphysical beginner." ”

"Super ...... Superbody? What is this? Xiao Nuxia asked.

"That's it...... Demigods. ”

"What~?" Zhang Yiyi immediately jumped up, and Xiao Nuxia was dumbfounded.

After a while, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia glanced at each other before slowly sitting back on the sofa.

At this time, seeing him with tears in his eyes, his voice was excited and trembling and said, "My son has become a demigod~?" This news is too ferocious! ...... So, does he really have any hope of becoming an immortal? ”

"Feathered into a ???!!!" The real person couldn't understand it at all, and complained, "Is Zhang Mingjing going to become a second pet?" ”

The second pet suddenly became energetic when he heard this, his eyes widened, and he stretched his neck to listen to the following.

But listening to Zhang Yiyi say, "You can understand the meaning of feather turning into an immortal by searching on the Internet yourself." ”

The real person immediately searched on the Internet, and after a second, it complained, "I read tens of thousands of pieces of information about Feather Transformation into an Immortal, but I didn't find its parameters, so I couldn't judge Zhang Mingjing's ability at that time." ”

"No need to judge, it's awesome anyway!" Zhang Yiyi said, and at the same time looked at the second pet and sighed, "No wonder the ancients said that a person ascends to heaven and a chicken dog ascends to heaven, it seems that this is true!" ”

Xiao Nuxia also nodded.

Zhang Yiyi's voice fell, and he suddenly stood up and shouted, "How did I forget this, it's really unfilial!" ”

After saying that, he ran into the room where he used to give people the method as if he were flying, and then knelt down in front of the statue of the ancestor and began to bang his head with a bang.

He knocked sincerely, and now his internal strength is good again, so the sound is the boss.

Xiao Nuxia also followed closely behind and kowtowed.

Zhang Yiyi kowtowed, and finally began to mutter, "Master Zu, Master Zu, thank you for your old man's kindness, so that my family Zhang Mingjing is expected to be included in the immortal class in the future." But I'm a little apprentice...... I also want to have the opportunity to be included in the fairy class! Even if you are a little human immortal, you can ask Master Zu for your support. ”

He muttered and glanced at Xiao Nuxia beside him, giving her a look.

Xiao Nuxia suddenly realized, kowtowed her head suddenly, and began to mutter, "Master Zu, Master Zu, I have the same mind as Zhang Yiyi, do not forget your old man's teachings, devote myself to the Tao, practice diligently, I hope that your old man will bless and support us for the sake of working so hard!" Let the two of us also have the opportunity to cultivate and become immortals, otherwise Zhang Mingjing will become an immortal alone, I really can't rest assured that I am a mother, I have to go over to take care of him, right? And in the past year, although we are hundreds of kilometers away from home, Zhang and I have been incense to your old man every morning, you know this! ”

Zhang Yiyi rolled his eyes angrily when he heard this, expressing his dissatisfaction with Xiao Nuxia's words, so he kindly explained to Master Zu for Xiao Nuxia, "Master Zu, it is a necessary filial piety for us to give you incense every day, not to ask for something." Just now, my mother-in-law is not speaking properly, please see that she has not studied for a few years, and her cultural literacy is too low, don't be like her. However, she is sincere, and she loves her son sincerely, and she has a firm heart of cultivation like me. ”

Xiao Nuxia was very angry when she heard Zhang Yiyi's words in the first half, although she was slightly angry after listening to his words in the second half, she was still very dissatisfied in her heart, why did she say the wrong thing?

She felt that Zhang Yiyi was talking about himself like this in front of Master Zu, obviously making himself ugly, and even sowing discord between herself and Master Zu.

The more she thought about it, the more unhappy she became, and finally kowtowed and returned to the living room, Xiao Nuxia began to ask Zhang Yixing for her guilt.

No matter how Zhang Yiyi argued, she just refused to give up, and finally the two quarreled again.

But she didn't think about it, did she have anything to do with this so-called ancestral master?

Ay! People say that marrying a chicken is a chicken, marrying a dog is a dog, and she has followed Zhang Yiyi, who is a little superstitious, for more than ten years, and finally became superstitious.

......

The real person gave Zhang Mingjing all the information of the two live, and Zhang Mingjing had seen that there was nothing he could do except shake his head, so he could only sigh as always, that these two were another wonderful couple in the world.