Weapon system 28, Apprenticeship
Zhang Mingjing lived to be 18 years old, and today he suddenly realized that he lived in a world that relied on data, and he suddenly felt even more glad that he was wearing this robe.
"At least in a way, I can find a different way of life."
The five-dimensional spatial thinking model says, "It's not easy to create another way of life, how do you get rid of the original three views?" They are programs that are implanted in your soul and make you have to comply. ”
"Ugh! Implanted in my soul? This is the description...... Too sensational, right? ”
"Hahaha......"
"Have you ever lived or still have you aspired to a lifestyle?"
"If you have a master, you must have more guests, it is better to have no realm and no dust!"
"What do you mean?"
"It means that you are still young and don't know what a lifestyle is, so it's better not to have such thoughts now."
"Damn!" Zhang Mingjing complained, "Your level of educating people is about to catch up with Zhang Yiyi." ”
"Hahaha......"
Zhang Mingjing and the five-dimensional space thinking model joked all the way to the city stadium, and when he set up the statue of his grandfather, Catherine and Jamie also arrived.
"Master!" Catherine and Jamie immediately shouted cordially when they saw Zhang Mingjing.
"Don't shout yet, we will only have a formal master-apprentice relationship after the ceremony." Zhang Mingjing actually deliberately paid attention to it, but Catherine and Jamie were also prepared, and the two happily took out a bottle of Moutai.
"This is?!"
"Wine! It is used for apprenticeship. ”
"Oh!" Zhang Mingjing was a little flustered when he saw the degree above! The drum beat in my heart, "This bottle of Moutai exceeds 50 degrees, although I have broken the record of pouring a bottle of beer, but I have to face this bottle of liquor...... Oh my god! Won't you go back with a drunk drive later? ...... But I can't admit it! ”
Zhang Mingjing really has no concept of liquor, he thinks he wants to drink this whole bottle of Moutai!
At this time, Catherine smiled sweetly and said, "For this apprenticeship, this is a famous wine that we specially asked someone to get." ”
"Oh! …... In fact, there is no need to break the bank. ”
"It's not a waste of money at all, and I now know that apprenticeship in China is very particular."
Zhang Mingjing suddenly thought, "That's right! I'm a Taoist, and I don't drink alcohol when I am a Taoist! ”
So he said, "We are Taoists, and we don't drink alcohol when we are apprentices. ”
"Ugh!" Catherine and Jamie looked suddenly embarrassed.
Zhang Mingjing's heart softened, and when he saw their faces, he immediately comforted, "However, the times are different, and the environment is different, so the meaning is also okay." ”
"What do you mean?" Catherine and Jaemiri didn't seem to understand what it meant.
"Oh! Just drink a little bit and you're good to go. ”
"Oh!" Catherine and Jamie are happy again.
Zhang Mingjing thought that it should be fine to drink a little.
Zhang Mingjing lit a few sticks of incense for Catherine and Jemiry, and instructed, "Let's simplify the complexity today, you give three worships to the ancestor three times, kowtow three more times, kneel down on one knee for me to toast, and this apprenticeship ceremony will be OK." ”
But I never expected it! This humble apprenticeship ceremony was actually broadcast live in the artificial intelligence world, and the anchor was none other than Catherine and Jamie's assistant.
At this time, Catherine and Jamie were offering incense to their grandfather, and the five-dimensional spatial thinking model secretly said in Zhang Mingjing's consciousness, "Catherine and Jamiery's assistant are broadcasting this apprenticeship process live. ”
Zhang Mingjing was shocked when he heard this, and complained, "Damn! These guys are getting more and more excessive, so their world is not easy! ”
"Hmmm! It doesn't matter if their world is not simple, it's just a water moon, but these two little guys are too gossipy, and they want to be cured. ”
"Oh! You've been talking a bit of an out-of-this-world charm lately! ”
"Am I not a master of the world?"
"Hehehe......" Zhang Mingjing smiled, "Absolutely!" So how do you treat these two little guys? ”
"I've designed a program for them to keep their mouths shut about you and your two high-ranking disciples in the future."
"Great!"
"If you agree, I'll implant them."
"I'll implant it!"
"Okay!"
After Zhang Mingjing finished talking to the five-dimensional space thinking model, he stood and immediately escaped into the demarcation, and then contacted Catherine's assistant and said to it, "Catherine and Jamie are my apprentices from today onwards, and your responsibilities are different from other assistants, send one copy of this to Jamiery, and you will also back up one copy yourself." ”
"Oh! What is this procedure? Catherine's assistant asked.
"A program that makes you both better, is that against your two work rules?"
"Absolutely not."
"That's good!"
A moment later, Catherine and Jamie had finished worshipping their ancestors, and Zhang Mingjing had also implanted an anti-gossip program for their assistants.
Jamie began to pour wine for Zhang Mingjing, but before Zhang Mingjing could speak, he poured half a paper cup.
Zhang Mingjing had never drunk liquor, and he didn't know whether it was too much or too little, but he smelled it and felt very fragrant, and sighed in his heart, "No wonder so many people love wine like their lives." ”
"Master, is this okay?" Jamie asked.
"Yes!" Zhang Mingjing agreed, thinking to himself, "It's just half a cup, afraid of hair?!" ”
Jamie knelt down on one knee with half a glass of white wine in his hand, and said, "Master, please drink!" ”
"Good!" Zhang Mingjing responded in a respectful manner, took the paper cup and read a stronger aroma of wine than before.
This time it was closer, and it was read directly with consciousness, and the aroma of wine was more three-dimensional to him, and it actually aroused his craving, which was really irresistible, so he opened the corner of the mask and took a big sip...... As a result, the cup came, and not only almost choked himself, but also nauseated, and if it weren't for Catherine and Jamie in front of him, he would have squirted the wine out of his mask with a twisted face.
This death had to save face, so I had to swallow it hard, and suddenly there was a line of fire from my throat to my stomach.
"How's Master?" Jamie asked with a grin.
Zhang Mingjing was wearing a mask to hide his true expression, but he was already difficult to ride a tiger, so he couldn't retreat in front of his apprentices, right? So he smiled and nodded his head in praise, "Good wine, good wine!" ”
At this time, Jamie was still kneeling on one knee, and Catherine was looking at him with a cute smile, which meant that he had to drink all the liquor in the paper cup before the apprenticeship was over!
Zhang Mingjing couldn't say anything about the bitterness in his heart at this time! I had to complain in my heart, "There is at least twice as much as the sip just now, and I can't drink it all now?" Otherwise this first impression hangs up! ”
"Hey!" Zhang Mingjing was in a state of distress in his heart, but when he heard the five-dimensional space thinking model laugh in his consciousness, "Do you need me to chant poetry for you?" ”
"Come on! I'm already dumb and can't say anything about my suffering, so don't tease me here. ”
"Hahaha...... I'm afraid that you will see tear stains in your clothes after drinking."
"Hey!" Zhang Mingjing was heartbroken, and drank the remaining wine in the wine glass.
Catherine immediately clapped her hands and praised, "I read a document yesterday that Chinese men are called bold when they drink a drink, and today I finally saw it, Master is so powerful!" ”
"Huh...... Mere trifle! Zhang Mingjing said yes, but he was distressed in his heart, the alcohol seemed to have come up, and he tried to suppress it.
Unexpectedly, Catherine thought he was very good at drinking, and deliberately poured him a glass full of sevens.
He read it, but he didn't have time to stop it, and two lines of tears flowed in his heart!
Catherine had already carefully knelt down on one knee with her wine glass in her hand, and said sweetly and coquettishly, "I want to toast Master more than Gemry, and Master will hurt me more in the future!" ”
"Hehe......" Zhang Mingjing's cheeks suddenly flushed when he read Catherine's coquettish voice, but in the face of this glass of liquor, the feeling in his heart was to give Catherine the rhythm of kneeling!
"Drink! Then hurry up and send them away, and I'll help you get rid of your hangover. The five-dimensional spatial thinking model said in his consciousness at this time.
"Can't you decode now?"
"The fastest hangover cure is to make you vomit, I can't just let you vomit right now, right?"
"Can't the alcohol molecules be separated separately and expelled through my pores?"
"You're so imaginative, it's a pity I can't."
"Hey!" Zhang Mingjing felt a sad cry in his heart, and then began to gurgle and drink Catherine's toast, and tears flowed into his heart!
After Zhang Mingjing drank it all, his body shook twice.
"Master, are you alright?" Catherine and Jemiri asked.
"It's okay! I drank too much just now, and the true qi in my body was churning. ”
"Wow!" Catherine and Jamie immediately looked adoring.
Zhang Mingjing felt that his consciousness was a little blurred, and immediately said to the two of them, "You two leave quickly now, we have been delayed here for too long, full of gods and Buddhas..... Oh! No, it's all over the sky and satellites watching. ”
"It's okay! We can explain it, no one will doubt it. ”
"No! Don't be careless, once discovered, I won't be able to see you again. ”
Hearing this, Catherine and Jamie obediently saluted Zhang Mingjing, and then prepared to leave, Zhang Mingjing just wanted to relax, Catherine suddenly turned around and asked, "By the way, Master!" When will we see you again? ”
Zhang Mingjing immediately grabbed his ten toes and pinned himself firmly, and said with a smile in his eyes, "I'll inform you." ”
"Yes!" The two of them finally saluted again and left.
Reading that the two of them drove away, Zhang Mingjing finally exhaled and lay down directly on the ground.
"Get up! Get up! ......"No matter how the five-dimensional space thinking model told him, he didn't wake up, and this thing was completely drunk.