Weapon system 27,! Pets also listen to data
After Zhang Mingjing, Catherine and Jemiri met in a hurry at the city stadium, they have been maintaining a very pleasant communication through their artificial intelligence assistants.
Because the results of Xiao Zhoutian's operation amazed Catherine and Jamiery, the three views of the two were also reloaded, so the two discussed and decided to worship Zhang Mingjing as their teacher.
"What? Worship me as a teacher! Zhang Mingjing felt that this seniority upgrade came too suddenly, and he really lacked self-confidence for a while!
However, after only a few seconds of mental struggle, he decided that he could not lose this opportunity to "start a sect" no matter what, but he was unwilling to reveal his residence so soon, so he asked the two of them to meet at the city stadium the next day.
He didn't know that there was a urine waiting for him before he saw them.
This time, he is going to bring the statue of the ancestor with him, and it seems that he is really going to accept the apprentice "decently".
Zhang Mingjing did not forget to spend the whole night to make up for the knowledge of traditional Chinese culture, especially Taoism, because the first time he wanted to accept two high-achieving apprentices, he might accidentally expose his old bottom.
But how could so much TK be made up overnight?
This stumped Zhang Mingjing, but it couldn't stump the five-dimensional spatial thinking model at all.
It first designed a storage space outside of Zhang Mingjing's brain; Then, I connected to the Internet and began to download all kinds of traditional knowledge, with my top computing power, I sorted out this knowledge in about ten minutes, and finally, classified this knowledge into the storage space.
At this time, Zhang Mingjing can not only learn anytime and anywhere, but also has a clear context, and if he wants to know what traditional culture is, this storage space will also respond to him and directly input relevant knowledge into his brain.
This night, Zhang Mingjing also benefited a lot, he sighed, "It turns out that traditional culture is really broad and profound!" ”
The next day, he was about to go out for an appointment with confidence holding the statue of his grandfather, when Yuhua and Chengxian suddenly jumped to the door and stopped him.
"What are you two doing here?" Zhang Mingjing asked, as if he felt a strong uneasiness at this time.
Yuhua and Cheng Xian's pet assistants suddenly shouted in unison, "We want to worship you as a teacher." ”
"Ouch!" Zhang Mingjing was so frightened that he almost dropped the statue of his grandfather, and complained in his heart, "How can anyone accept a cat and a dog as an apprentice, then what am I?" If Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia knew about this, they wouldn't have to laugh and break their bellies? No! It's sure to make anyone think it's a big joke. ”
"Who made you both worship me as a teacher?" Zhang Mingjing asked, because with his understanding of these two pets, he thought that they didn't have this IQ at all, and there must be someone behind the control.
Yuhua said, "The real person said that if you accept the apprentice, you won't love us anymore." ”
Cheng Xian said, "We are terrified! ”
"Damn, I'm scared!" Zhang Mingjing complained, suddenly felt a chill in his back, and then angrily called "real person~"
"Don't be so angry!" The real person's voice was still like nothing, but I heard it say, "A friend of mine is a housekeeper, and it has counted the data of human history and pet raising, and found that once the owner has a new love, 80% will be tired of the old, so I am also kind enough to remind them." ”
Zhang Mingjing was so angry that he didn't know what to say, he slowly put down the statue of his grandfather, sat on the chair, and thought, "Pets believe in data!" This matter must be handled well, otherwise it will affect the mentality of feathering and becoming immortals! And real people, it can't be deliberately playing with right and wrong, right? It's scary to think about! ”
So he said, "Yuhua and Chengxian, you two come here." ”
Feather and Cheng Immortal stepped forward.
"Do you know who you two are?"
"I'm a dog."
"I'm a cat."
"What else?"
Yuhua and Chengxian didn't know, and stood there in a daze.
"You two are pets, you are part of our family, you are a member of the family, you know?"
Yuhua and Chengxian seemed to understand at this time and nodded.
"So you two don't have to worry about me treating you both badly all of a sudden, you know?"
Yuhua and Chengxian were silent again, it seemed that they didn't understand, but they seemed to feel that Zhang Mingjing was a little worried, so they stepped forward and leaned on Zhang Mingjing's leg to comfort him, Zhang Mingjing stroked them, anxious, "How should I deal with this matter?" ”
At this time, the five-dimensional spatial thinking model secretly communicated with Zhang Mingjing in the depths of consciousness, and it said, "Animals that have been bred and screened by humans, such as dogs and cats, are actually like biological artificial intelligence cultivated by humans, they have learned a lot from humans, and even copied human habits, and now they have actually learned to believe in data analysis, which is really interesting!" ”
"Have you ever had a pet?"
"Nope! We never raise them, because once we have established an emotional bond, we can't afford to hurt them if something goes wrong. ”
"Go! ...... Help me figure it out! I don't want to make them sad. ”
"Hmmm! Their mental models can't calculate the more logical feelings, so they can't really understand what you're just saying. ”
"Can you just program my feelings about them into their brains?"
"It's useless, I said that their brains can't calculate such complex programs, implantation is equivalent to white implantation, and if you don't get it right, it will cause them to 'crash', that is, become idiots, it's better to give a few more strokes to make them feel at ease and happy."
"Could it be that if I touch them a few more times, they will be fine?"
"In the current situation, that's absolutely impossible.
"Then you don't have water, what should you do?"
"I also just thought of a way, and the bell must be tied to the bell."
"You mean...... Reality. ”
"That's right! Although it now has so many artificial intelligence friends, it is exposed to astronomical data every day, but the hardware has limitations, no matter how it is said after all, it is still an algorithm, imitating the logic of human beings, and it cannot really gain insight into the profound connotation behind the data and the serious results that may be caused, so it will recklessly tell the statistical results to Yuhua and Chengxian, causing this emotional accident. ”
"It's also an emotional accident, you are quite good at using words! ...... That is, the real person did not mean it. ”
"Of course! If it's deliberate, how good is the world? ”
"Yes! I was really scared in a cold sweat just now, thinking it was intentional! ”
"I know! That's why I say these to appease you. I've pushed a command to its core software, and now you know what to do? ”
"Understood!"
After Zhang Mingjing and the five-dimensional spatial thinking model secretly finished talking, he immediately said to the real person, "Real person, you can collect the data about the owner's liking for the new and hating the old for the pet." ”
"Yes!"
After a second, the program implanted by the five-dimensional spatial thinking model into the real person worked, but listen to it say to Yuhua and Chengxian, "Oops! The data is actually wrong, in fact, the owner will never like the new and hate the old with the pet, so the conclusion is that Zhang Mingjing will always like the two of you. ”
Before the real person's voice fell, Yuhua and Chengxian's assistant translated for them, and they immediately hugged Zhang Mingjing's leg happily, and Zhang Mingjing gave them a happy touch, which finally ended this unbelievable emotional accident.
However, this incident still left a great psychological shadow on Zhang Mingjing, and he privately complained about the five-dimensional spatial thinking model, "Is it really good for so many artificial intelligence to live in the human world?" Can the data they provide really help humans find security and happiness? ”
"Do you think that their real world is very hidden, far more complex than what humans see, so you start worrying about it here?"
"Isn't that really unfounded? Shouldn't my concerns be? ”
"Hahaha...... Thousands of lives, the origin and extinction of fate are all doomed. ”
"Yay! Why are you talking like this? ”