My brother who loves fishing is named David.

I also met David at No. 275 East Lake Lane. It's funny, thanks to Zou Jian's bastard.

At that time, I was young and passionate with the beautiful teacher, and the intimate contact activities became more and more frequent. Especially when the two of us were upside down, both of us were very presumptuous, even hysterical. During that time, the landlord's house had been rented out quite a bit, and both floors were full of people. Many tenants complained to the landlord, Lao Chen, that the movements I made with the beautiful teacher all night made them insomnia and irritable. The tenants threatened Lao Chen, saying: If I don't stop the harassment between me and the music teacher, they will all check out!

So, the landlord, Lao Chen, approached me for negotiation.

"My rent!" Lao Chen sighed at me with a black face.

I was surprised, "I don't owe you rent, do I?" I asked him cautiously.

"Please, you two...... Is it okay to keep the movement smaller? I'm running out of rent. Lao Chen said with a sad face.

I immediately understood what was going on, my face turned red, and I smiled embarrassedly and nodded. "However, the quality of your house is too bad, and it's ...... There are holes in the corners of the walls that need to be repaired," I scoffed, "you can't just make money at the expense of your guests' privacy!" ”

Lao Chen's face was also red like me, black and red, a bit like the color of pork liver that had been left out for a long time.

Actually, I already knew about the landlord Lao Chen's peeping on me and the teacher, and I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to save face, so I didn't want to say anything. I'm sure Lao Chen's feelings for me and the beautiful teacher are complicated, and it can be said that they hate and love at the same time. I hate that my teacher and I will drive away his tenants and cut off his income; What he loved was that every night he had become accustomed to crouching in the corner of the wall and peeping or listening to the symphony of true temperament that I played with my teacher – it was certainly more exciting than the fact that he pulled down the curtains and hid in the dark room next door every day to watch the TV. Later, rumors about me and the beautiful teacher spread quickly and evilly. In the rumors, my teacher and I were completely demonized, saying that we fought twenty rounds every night, that we almost turned the Nandu River upside down and hollowed out the Great South China Sea...... I carefully analyzed those rumors, and finally I couldn't laugh or cry, I knew that this was caused by the perverted landlord Lao Chen. I think Lao Chen must have watched too much of the TV series "Journey to the West", and imposed the ability of the Dragon King of the South China Sea to turn over the river and the sea to me and my teacher.

I didn't expect that my brother Zou Jian was even more hateful, and his love for me and my teacher was almost to the point of hatred. He has been provoked by my affair with the teacher countless times, and he has been burned with jealousy, and he can't die if he can't survive, and he protested to me with a flowing face: "You know what? You make me bleed every night! I laughed and said, "You're not bleeding, are you?" He threatened me: "If you are brazen again, I will report it to the public security organs." I almost threw a punch at me, and I said, "Try it——! He gritted his teeth and said, "We'll see." ”

Zou Jian did it quickly.

One midnight, he was enraged by the two of us across the wall, so a complaint call was made to the police office in our neighborhood. Generally speaking: complaints like this that can't be put on the table, the police office will not take it too seriously. Unfortunately, that night, David, who was transferred from the position of captain of the criminal police team of the Daocheng City Public Security Bureau to the director of the Nanhua District Public Security Bureau, went down to the grassroots level to conduct research in our residential police office. After receiving the complaint call, Director David, who was so idle, suddenly wanted to understand the people's situation, so he knocked on the teacher's door with several police officers.

"Open the door! Ours is the police. ”

At that time, my work with the teacher was in a substantial state. At that moment, the teacher, who didn't know whether he was excited or frightened by the sound outside the door, hugged me tightly, and his sharp teeth bit my shoulders and made me feel painful.

"Don't panic, it's okay." I thought it was just a routine ward round conducted by the nearby joint defense team for outsiders, and I knew a few of the team members, at most they came in to see the temporary residence permit ID card and so on. I carefully moved my shoulders between my teacher's lips and teeth, and was about to roll over and get out of bed—"Open the door, open the door!" The shouting from outside rang out again, and the door was slammed open.

I saw four police officers rush in.

I was embarrassed to describe the sadness and embarrassment at that time - I was naked, and I wore my pants backwards in a panic, and I was at a loss; My poor teacher sat on the bed, the quilt clutched to his chest, and his face was covered with pear blossoms.

My teacher and I were quickly separated from the interrogation.

I was taken under the banyan tree in the courtyard and the teacher was left in the room.

What is your name? A small policeman interrogated me.

"Talk."

"Where?"

I don't want to answer these boring questions.

"Be honest, we've received a report that you're disturbing the people."

"Those people are well fed!" I said disapprecantly.

"What's your relationship?"

The little policeman continued to interrogate me.

"Teacher-student relationship." I replied.

"Teacher-student relationship?" A tall police officer came up to me and asked.

I don't want to answer him.

"Are you deaf? We, Director David, ask you something! The little policeman told me in a stern tone, a little annoyed.

I looked at the officer, and his eyes were shining, like two starlight flashing from the dark sky—he was David, who would become my brother. Many years later, I will always remember this look in David's eyes.

I was frightened by his majestic look, and I nodded: "Report to the director, we are indeed a teacher-student relationship. ”

"What are you teachers and students doing in bed in the middle of the night?" David thought I was obviously dishonest and looked at me with a grim gaze.

Seeing that I didn't answer, he asked again, "What have you studied?" ”

I still don't answer.

He asked me inspiringly, "Learn to breastfeed?" ”

I almost made myself want to laugh at this vulgar guy - I certainly didn't dare laugh.

"What do you do?" David continued his questioning with great interest.

"Reporter." I spoke, and I answered truthfully.

"Journalists?" He looked a little surprised.

I nodded.

"Do you have any papers?"

I pointed upstairs to the room where I was staying with Zou Jian.

"Go get it!" David said. Then, he motioned for the little policeman standing next to him to follow me to the room to get my papers.

I was a little hesitant to pick up my papers. I was afraid that they would call the newspaper office to verify it after reading their documents, and in the middle of the night, because of this kind of thing, the newspaper office was alarmed, and my job as a young reporter who was still in the internship period was over.

"Let's go!" The little policeman shouted at me.

I know: if I don't get my papers, I can't prove my identity. They won't let me go, and they'll take me. As soon as I was taken away, the rumors behind it became lawless, what reporters prostituted, what rape was caught on the spot...... Isn't this well known? I thought about it, weighed the pros and cons, and decided to go into the room to get the papers.

When I entered the room, I saw the bastard Zou Jian covering the quilt and revealing his piggyback face and smiling gloatingly at me. If it weren't for the little cop following me, I would have almost pulled him out of bed and kicked him a few times.

I took my ID and followed the little policeman back to the banyan tree.

"Report to the Health Bureau, get the documents." The little policeman said to David.

I handed the papers to David. David looked at it carefully, and once again there was an urgent and cold glint in his eyes. I know - how much he wished he could see any flaws or clues in his papers. In this way, he can scout more deeply. Perhaps, I inadvertently caught a fugitive or a wanted criminal. And at this time, the two policemen who interrogated the teacher also came to the courtyard. A fat policeman whispered a report to David, and I heard him report and asked David if he wanted to take him away? David looked at my ID again, then looked up at me. After a moment, the vigilant expression on his face finally relaxed. He shook his head and said to the fat policeman, "Cheating is not our business. He returned the papers to me, and his tone was noticeably softened: "Seeing that you are sincere, we will not call your newspaper office—this is not a great, honorable, and correct thing after all." Remember, you can't sleep in the future, especially not to disturb the rest of your neighbors. ”

I nodded again and again, and promised that it would never be.

"Leave a mobile phone number, and I'll look for you again if I have something." David said.

I hurriedly wrote down my phone number.

And so it passed, and I lost contact with David.