Da Lei's words made me angry, but he had repeatedly assured me before that his Thai divine oil was so powerful, but what was the result?

It didn't work at all last night! I decisively rejected the business of Da Lei Peach Blossom Oil and depressed him for a long time.

He questioned on the phone: "How can it not work?" It can't be ineffective! ”

After hanging up the phone, I replenished some goods from Uncle Ghost and went home.

When I got home, my mother started asking me about my last blind date and asked me if I had been in contact with other girls recently.

I've been busy with the old history these days, and I've long forgotten the girl on the blind date.

My mom leaned into my ear and whispered, "Your dad suddenly had high blood pressure in the past two days." What he has to say in a moment, you remember that you must follow him. I'm scared of him now, and last night, he suddenly went into shock because of high blood pressure. ”

I was stupid when I heard it!

My dad has never had a history of high blood pressure, so why did he suddenly have high blood pressure? And listen to my mother, it seems to be very serious?

I hurriedly asked her, "What did the doctor say?" Why did my dad suddenly get high blood pressure? ”

My mom frowned and said, "It's here!" I obviously saw that your dad was a symptom of high blood pressure, but when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor said that there was nothing wrong with his body, maybe he was stressed and tired! ”

The doctor's diagnosis made me confused, what pressure can my dad have? Over the years, he has long stopped working in the fields, and has been idle at home to enjoy my blessings, and he lives by playing cards in the village every day.

I thought the doctor must have made a mistake, but my mom said that she took my dad to the best hospital in the city, and it was impossible for the doctor to misdiagnose him.

At the end of the day, my mom suddenly told me secretly, "Your dad has been really weird lately, like a different person." Anyway, I've lived with your dad for so many years, and I still know him very well. ”

"But lately, I always feel that sleeping next to me doesn't look like your father, but like someone else. I can't say that feeling. ”

"Your dad recently said that you must marry. He said that he was in a hurry to hug his grandson, and your father was going to mention the blind date to you later, so don't mess with him! ”

After my mother told me these words, my father appeared, and he still walked slowly, like an old man in his sixties and seventies.

My dad coughed twice, as if he had a mouthful of thick phlegm in his throat and couldn't cough it out.

His cough made me feel a little distressed, and I said to him, "Dad, are you okay?" ”

My dad shook his head slowly, and his voice was low: "Listen to your mother, you haven't contacted the girl on a blind date yet?" ”

I saw that my dad's face was a little blue, and I replied hesitantly. I saw that my father immediately became excited, and said with wide eyes: "You are almost twenty-eight, and you are not thinking about getting married, are you planning to let your mother and I worry about you?" ”

The more my dad spoke, the more excited he became, he couldn't even speak, and he coughed desperately.

I hurriedly patted him on the back and said, "Dad, what's wrong with you lately?" Listen to my mother, you even have high blood pressure, what the hell is going on? ”

My dad glared and said, "It's all old and sick!" Don't interrupt me! I have to see you get married this year, and I have to hold my eldest grandson next year, otherwise...... cough cough ...... You are just unfilial...... cough cough ......"

I felt very sick when I heard my dad coughing worse, and my mom brought him a glass of water.

While feeding him water, I reluctantly promised: "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you old, okay?" I'm getting married this year. ”

That's what my dad said, but I secretly sighed in my heart, where is it so easy to get married? Although the conditions of the blind date last time were really good in all aspects.

But the conditions of my family, the other party may not be able to see it. This is originally a matter of two families, and it is not that I can get married when I talk to other girls.

Besides, my wife hasn't earned enough yet! There is no house and car, where can I get married and have children, so that he can hold his eldest grandson?

I was a little helpless, but under the persuasion of my mother, I could only promise my dad first, and then contact the blind date girl last time, the white paper kite.

The white paper kite contacted me a lot some time ago, and kept asking me what the hell I was doing?

And I just took advantage of this, which piqued her curiosity and kept her mysterious about me.

I hesitated for a moment and sent her a WeChat message, the content was a little vague, but I think she should be able to understand it with her IQ.

I said: Business has not been very busy lately, and I can finally be free.

As a result, the white paper kite was so straight that I had nothing to say.

She said, "How great it is to be idle!" I've been idle for a long time.

I frantically hinted to her that I had time now and that we could come out and meet, only to have the white paper kite frantically disses me, leaving me a little bit loveless.

I said to her, "I finally understand why you are so beautiful and have been single." ”

The white paper kite asked, "Why?" ”

I said, "You are strong by strength!" ”

WeChat really couldn't go on, so I had to take the initiative to call and cheekily ask the white paper kite to meet.

When the white paper kite heard that I was asking her out, she still said proudly on the phone: "Have you wanted to date me for a long time?" It's just that I haven't had a chance? ”

I kind of want to vomit blood, this chick is so silly and cute! Obviously, she always wanted to ask me out, but I politely refused, why did it become that I wanted to ask her out?

Luckily, this chick was lucky to have met me! If she meets a scumbag, she has to be tricked.

I was just going to make an appointment with the white paper kite to meet the place, but she was very direct and said to me, "Come to the funeral home to find me!" I'm done with my last job, so let's go to dinner. ”

I'm dripping mom!

How can you go on a first date in a place like a funeral home?

I'm speechless for this chick.

Still, I had to show that I understood her work.

……

Coming to the funeral home where the white paper kite works, it is the largest funeral parlor in Sufu City, and it can be seen from the façade of the funeral parlor that it is different from the small funeral parlor, which is very magnificent!

As soon as I arrived at the funeral home, I encountered several hearses driving into the funeral home at the same time, and in those crystal coffins lay a corpse in a shroud.

I could even see a number of distorted or mutilated corpses, which had been carried on stretchers by the car-bearers to the funeral home.

One look at those corpses makes people can't help but have their stomachs tumbling and want to vomit like crazy!

I only heard the corpse bearers shouting in an eager voice: "Let it all go!" Let's get it! ”

The staff of the funeral home, when they saw those corpses, frowned, covered their noses and said, "Hurry up and send them to the corpse room and let the paper kite deal with it!" ”