The funeral home staff noticed me, it was a good-looking girl. I feel very strange, how can such a good-looking young lady be willing to work in a place like a funeral home with a heavy yin qi like a white paper kite?

Is it true that the wages of a funeral home job are that high? Even taller than a white-collar worker in an office?

She frowned, looked me up and down, and asked me what was the matter with me coming to the funeral home alone?

I said I was here to find the white paper kite, and I was here waiting for her to get off work.

The staff member looked at me with a "I understand" look and said with a smile, "Come with me!" I'll take you to the place where Paper Kite works. ”

I really want to vomit blood, that chick of the white paper kite shouldn't have such a pretty girlfriend in the funeral home, right?

I followed White Kite's best friend to the corpse room she mentioned. Even though I had been to the funeral home with Du Yang once before, when I first came in, I still felt uncomfortable.

There is a lot of energy around me that affects me, and my body will inexplicably produce a strong feeling of discomfort. When I went into the mortuary, it felt even worse!

"Paper kite, I brought you your boyfriend."

As soon as the female staff member's words fell, the white paper kite turned around as if she had seen a ghost.

She said, "Swallow, why did you bring him here?" Ah...... He...... He's not yet! ”

Wearing a white coat and gloves, the white paper kite was at a loss with a makeup brush, and couldn't help but complain to her colleague Yanzi.

The white paper kite blushed shyly, as if she didn't want me to see her work.

The staff member named Yanzi said with a smile: "I saw that he had been waiting at the door of the funeral home for a long time, and I was afraid that he would be impatient, so I brought him over." ”

I said, "Isn't it right for me to stay here?" ”

Yanzi smiled and said, "If you don't think you can accept it, I'll take you outside and wait." It's okay, we can understand it. ”

The white paper kite said nervously: "Oh, take him out quickly!" It's all affecting my work! ”

Yanzi looked at the white paper kite with a wicked smile, leaned into her ear, and whispered, "Paper kite, your boyfriend looks pretty good." If you can accept your job, you might as well get married, right? I'll be able to drink your wine. ”

The white paper kite said shyly: "I told you, but not yet!" Take him out! ”

The white paper kite gave us an eviction order, and the swallow stuck out her tongue and led me out of the corpse room.

As I left the corpse room, I saw the white paper kite applying makeup to a corpse with twisted features. The terrifying appearance of the corpse, I don't want to take a second look at it, but the white paper kite faces all kinds of corpses every day.

Her psychological qualities are definitely stronger than anyone's! But her personality is very girly, so people can't imagine that she can be involved in the work of the funeral home.

Swallow said to me a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry! I can only leave you waiting outside. Usually Paper Kite is very busy, and there is no one to replace her work. There was another corpse just now, and she couldn't get out for a while, so she could only grieve you to wait for the time being. ”

I shook my head and said, "It's okay. ”

The swallow people are very enthusiastic and laughing, and they always smile and ask me about personal information, which makes me a little embarrassed. Those questions about checking the household registration really don't know how to answer.

She asked me, "You and the paper kite met on a blind date, right?" I often hear Paper Kite mention you, and she says that you are the only one who does not dislike her work. ”

I said, "I can understand that there are so many jobs in this world, and someone has to do it." ”

"It's rare that you have such an idea! Paper kites are also so blessed! Hey, if only I had the luck of a paper kite to meet someone who doesn't dislike my work. When Yanzi said this, his eyes were still a little gloomy.

Those of them who work in funeral homes have always been unacceptable to most people. They have to deal with corpses every day, and the faint of heart may not have the courage to approach their faces.

Yanzi secretly said to me that in fact, the paper kite is very interesting to me, but her personality is relatively strong, and many times she will not express her inner thoughts, so she will take care of me a little more, and said that she is very optimistic about me and the white paper kite, and thinks that we are a good match for talented women.

Swallow was still muttering at the end: "The favorite thing you like about Paper Kite is that you don't dislike her work." That's a lot of money. ”

"Actually, Paper Kite also had a boyfriend before. But then I heard that she was helped with the corpse by the funeral home, so she broke up decisively. This matter has always been a pain point in Paper Kite's heart, so she hasn't been in love for several years. ”

When she reached the marriageable age, her parents urged her to go on a blind date. But the people who went on a blind date were the same, and after hearing about her work, there was no follow-up. You're the only one who is willing to continue dating her. Come on, I'm very optimistic about you! ”

Yanzi's words made me very embarrassed, I and the white paper kite obviously haven't even skimmed the eight characters! By her words, it seems that we are about to enter the palace of marriage.

Speaking of which, though, I'm really in a hurry. My dad is like a different person, suddenly urging me to marry like crazy, and I am the most helpless person. This time, I came to find the white paper kite, and I also wanted to talk to her about marriage.

After all, both parents have met, and the rest depends on what we mean by each other.

The door to the corpse room opened, and the white paper kite walked out with a tired face. The swallow immediately stood up and said with a smile: "Paper kite, hard work!" Leave the finishing touches to us! Hurry up and go on a date with your boyfriend! ”

The white paper kite was about to go crazy, threw off the white coat, and said with teeth and claws: "Swallow, you are so annoying." I've told you everything, he's not my boyfriend yet! ”

When the white paper kite was messing with the swallows, it looked at me intentionally or unintentionally.

I said, "You go and get dressed, I'll wait for you outside." ”

The white paper kite nodded and went to change clothes. And I saw the swallow enter the corpse chamber and push the corpse out of it.

The corpse, whose facial features were originally distorted, looked intact after being made up by the white paper kite.

I watched in amazement at the white paper kite's makeup corpse technique, which ...... It's too fake, right? How did she do it?

Although the corpse had his eyes closed, when he was sent out, there was a strange smile on the corner of his mouth, and he looked particularly terrifying.

The swallow pushed the corpse away, and the white paper kite had already changed her clothes and returned, but when she came back, she seemed to be talking and laughing with the air all the way.

I was a little dumbfounded, the behavior of the white paper kite was so weird, a terrible thought flashed through my mind!

Does she have yin and yang eyes?