At nine o'clock in the morning, Zhang Mingjing got up, and the real person reported a "very bad news." ”

"Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia left the residence at six o'clock this morning."

"Damn! They are my parents, and I didn't let you spy on them, and you have to tell me when they leave their residence. ”

The real person explained, "If the two of them didn't behave abnormally, of course I don't need to say it, but they packed all their bags today, which is a bit unusual." ”

"Oh! ...... It's really unusual. Zhang Mingjing suddenly felt a sense of unease, and he asked the real person, "The two of them have been walking for three hours, can they determine their whereabouts?" ”

"From the current path, the probability of coming back is the highest, reaching 70 percent."

"! Sure enough, as I was worried, there were more troubles now. Zhang Mingjing suddenly felt anxious, because once Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia came back, they didn't know what ridiculous things the two would do, and more importantly, they were going to lose their independence!

So he said to the real man, "Aren't there outposts on all the main roads of communication outside the city that enter the city?" Is there anyone in your circle who can get the outpost to find and detain them so they can't come back? ”

"It's not that I haven't thought about it, but they definitely won't take the road of having a sentry post, and with the level they have cultivated in the past year, it's really not difficult to enter the city, I've calculated it, there is almost no probability of stopping, unless military equipment is used, but this is too exaggerated and impossible to complete."

"Damn! ...... Since I can't stop it, I have to move out immediately, and I can't live with them. Zhang Mingjing sighed.

At this time, the real person said, "From the analysis of Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia's habit data, this plan of yours is not feasible!" If you move out and they don't come back and don't see you, they're going to have to go crazy and look for you. If you tell them where you live, they will keep coming to your door and "harassing" you. Of course, I'm going a bit too far with the word harassment, after all, they're your parents. ”

"Hey! ...... I really don't want to live under their noses, it's too uncomfortable. Zhang Mingjing sighed.

"But they didn't threaten you, on the contrary, they cared about you! So I don't think you need to be so anxious at all. ”

"Hey! It's because they care about me so much that I don't have a sense of freedom, you know? ”

"Although I can't understand the sense of freedom you said, from big data analysis, generally children of your age crave independence and want a small world of their own."

"Return the child! I'm an adult, okay. ”

"That's why you're so depressed."

"Yes! As soon as they came back this time, my little world was swallowed up by their big world, can I not be depressed? ”

At this time, the real person was silent, it was searching for data to solve Zhang Mingjing's troubles, and after a while, but listening to it say, "I have a way for you to move out, and they won't bother you!" ”

"Ugh! Do you have a way? Let's hear about it. ”

"When they come back, tell them that you're moving out......"

Before the real person finished speaking, Zhang Mingjing complained, "Damn! What should I think of as a good idea, is this an idea? Can I move out without telling them? ”

"You say that you are in love with Catherine, if Catherine finds herself like a big child who can't be independent and needs to be taken care of by her parents, it will definitely make Catherine dislike herself."

Zhang Mingjing felt that it made sense when he heard it, but after thinking about it again, he felt that it was not advisable, because he felt that Xiao Nuxia would definitely complain, "If you have a girlfriend, you don't want your parents?" I really raised you for nothing! ”

The real person said at this time, "From the analysis of Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia's personality parameters, it is indeed very possible to say this kind of thing, but the key is to see whether your own attitude is resolute or not, if you are tough enough, plus I coordinate on the side, it should not be difficult to deal with them." ”

"Hey! Although your analysis is very good, it is an algorithm after all, and it is difficult to understand the complex emotions of human beings. Even if I managed to leave the house like this, I wouldn't be happy to make them both sad! ”

The real person was silent for a few seconds, and it seemed that he was checking the data again, but when he heard it, he said, "If you don't want them to be sad, then find a way to make them understand you, I suggest you tell them that you have accepted apprentices, and they are already a master, so it is naturally inconvenient for them to be taken care of by their parents, otherwise it will make the apprentices laugh and not tell them, and it will damage the majesty of being a master." ”

"No! I don't want to tell them about taking in apprentices, not to mention that Zhang Yiyi is so old-fashioned that he will definitely oppose my master-apprentice relationship with Catherine. ”

"Not necessarily, at this time and at that time, I have found all the martial arts films that Zhang Yiyi has watched in the past two years, and there are a lot of them involving master-apprentice love, especially he especially likes the Condor Heroes, and he can even say that he is a little yearning, so I can be sure that his heart is a stubborn stone, and it has long been softened, not to mention that his heart is still fleshy. The fact that you moved out is very reasonable, and it is better to say it clearly than to hide it from them, which is more conducive to mutual understanding. ”

Zhang Mingjing thought about it, and finally sighed, "Yes! I can't fall in love with Catherine on the ruins every time, I must have a warm and romantic nest, isn't this time Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia coming back just a chance to find a nest for me? ”

"yes!" "According to my calculations, if they do come back this time, it will be in fifteen hours or so, and I can start looking you for a new place to live now, and by the time they come back, you'll have already moved out." ”

"Hmmm! ...... Since you want to move out, you can simply move farther. ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhang Mingjing said this, the real person objected, "I'm afraid it will be more troublesome if you move away." ”

"Ugh! What does this say? ”

"You think, since Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia are back, they will inevitably want to see you every once in a while. If you move far away, they will definitely run away, and when they go, won't they be dictating to all aspects of your life? You can't help but get upset, and most importantly, if you move far away, they won't be safe on the road if they come to see you! Also, the distance is long, and it is not easy to see you, so it is estimated that they will stay with you longer, and even stay overnight. ”

"I'll go, you have a point! ...... So what's your idea? ”

"I suggest you just move to a kilometer or so away."

"Uh~, so close! Then they can't come to the door at any time? How annoying that is! ”

"You can look at the problem from a different angle, if they come to the door every day, of course you are annoyed, but if you take the initiative to go home and eat every day, then don't they use to visit the door?"

"If I come back for every meal, and then leave after eating and chatting a few words, that is, I have solved my own food, and I can also call their hearts, how can they come to me? ...... Seems to make sense! ”

"Not only that, but you can also tell them that just to come back often to have dinner and chat with them, so you deliberately find a place to live closer to home, so that they will also receive your affection, and they will not be embarrassed to interfere with your work!"

When Zhang Mingjing heard this, the knot in his heart finally opened, but after thinking about it again, he felt that it was creepy for real people to have such "emotional intelligence", so he asked real people, "When did you learn these methods?" One set in a set, no worse than humans! ”

"I have a psychiatrist's assistant in my circle of friends, and some time ago it recommended me to chase a film, the plot in it is very similar to your troubles today, and the male protagonist in the film deals with the relationship with his parents in this way, and the ending is very good! So I'm just drawing a gourd and telling you about it. ”

Zhang Mingjing listened, and sighed infinitely in his heart, "Damn, it seems that you artificial intelligence really learns everything!" What's the name of the film you're chasing, I'll watch it another day. ”

"It's called "The Spring of the Unfilial Son"

......

Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia got along well in the first half of the year, but in the past two months, they have not been very harmonious, mainly because Xiao Nuxia is a little off the hook in practice, so the atmosphere on this road will smell a little gunpowder from time to time.

At this time, Zhang Yiyi was driving a broken car with a clattering sound, Xiao Nuxia was sitting in the passenger seat, and they deliberately avoided the high speed, so the road was very bumpy.

"Your brother's car is enough for TM garbage!" Xiao Nuxia complained again.

"You're a little grateful, too! They only charged us 2,000 yuan and let us go, which is enough to be righteous enough. ”

"This car is 15 years old, 300,000 kilometers! It is long overdue to throw away the scrap and buy it, he is throwing the scrap to you, and you are still grateful. ”

"So what do you want? Why don't you buy me a new car to drive? ”

"Humph! With your technology, once a new car arrives in your hands, it won't take a few days to become a scrap. Xiao Nuxia said coldly.

Zhang Yiyi has been suffocated by Xiao Nuxia all the way, and now it is a little unbearable, he has to vent! Otherwise, you will suffocate.

However, he looked at Xiao Nuxia's momentum and felt that if he caught fire, he would probably have to fight Fang Xiu.

He thought that according to the current strength of the two of them, how could they get close to the realm of refining qi and transforming gods, in case of a fight, whoever shot hard might really beat the other party into internal injuries, so he had to continue to endure it.

But I always endure it, and I'm afraid of holding back internal injuries!

At this time, he found that there was a shallow pit not far ahead, so he deliberately leaned the car to the edge of the pit, and while talking to Xiao Nuxia, he deliberately let her relax.

Sure enough, when the car passed through the pit, there was a violent bump, and Xiao Nuxia was careless and her head hit the roof of the car.

"Oops~!" Xiao Nuxia roared angrily, "You drive a broken car, your skills are more broken than this car, and you want to kill the old lady?" ”

At this time, Zhang Yiyi had already lost his breath, and suddenly felt comfortable, so he said with a pleasant face, "Comrade Xiao Nuxia, when I was driving just now, I only cared about talking to you, so I forgot to look at the road, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" ”

"Go!"

But Xiao Nuxia is really, she still hasn't stopped nagging along the way, from time to time she either scolds the car or complains about Zhang Yiyi's poor driving skills, and finally after another five hours, Zhang Yiyi couldn't bear it anymore again, and scolded Xiao Nuxia in the car.

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