Battle of the Demigods 75, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia are back (2)
"Xiao Nuxia, don't go too far~!" Zhang Yi roared.
"The old lady is too much to tell the truth~? Do you dare to say it's not a broken car? Do you dare to say that your driving skills are not bad enough? I think that at the beginning, you didn't get a driver's license for two years, and the coach was about to hang yourself. At your level, riding in your car is a terrible car accident. ”
"Then don't sit down, get out of the car~!"
"If it weren't for the sake of seeing your son, you would just kneel down and kowtow to me a hundred times, and my mother wouldn't bird you."
"If it weren't for the sake of seeing my son, who would be willing to walk with you, you dominatrix."
Xiao Nuxia was originally angry when she practiced, so she was more likely to get angry than usual, and at this time the anger was already old, but I heard her say angrily, "Who is the dominatrix?" At the same time, I lined up on the car with one palm, I never expected it! The cups finally appeared.
Her palm was so powerful that it not only shattered the front windshield and part of the interior of the car, but also directly caused fatal damage to some control equipment, and the car suddenly lost control and crashed headlong into a tree on the side of the road.
However, fortunately, it was a broken car, and the speed was only 30 kilometers per hour, so the two of them were fine at all, and even the fright was very small.
At this time, Zhang Yiyi looked at Xiao Nuxia with a stubborn face, thinking that fortunately there was no fight.
When Xiao Nuxia saw that she had caused trouble, she was not only angry, but also embarrassed, "What a broken car!" I just patted it lightly and it literally hung up. ”
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At this time, it was around three o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was also hot, and there were still more than 300 kilometers away from the destination, Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia had to ask for help from real people through their mobile phones.
The real person has already begun to ask Zhang Mingjing, "They are in this situation, do they want to be rescued?" ”
"If they don't come to the rescue, will they go back?" Zhang Mingjing asked.
"According to their usual habits, if they don't rescue, they will call you and ask you to find a way."
"In other words, the two of them are falling in love and want to come?"
"yes!"
"Hey! ...... Then you can get them a car. ”
"Good!"
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Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia each sat on either side of a dead tree at this time, and did not speak to each other at first.
After about ten minutes, Zhang Yiyi finally spoke first, "Xiao Nuxia, you and I are both top masters, with deep internal strength, and the qi veins can be like swallowing mountains and rivers in a single thought, so we should cultivate both internally and externally, learn to converge, and never get out of control again." ”
"What do you mean by that? To put it bluntly, don't TM the crepe, let the old lady listen to it. ”
"I mean, you should keep your temper under control now, or you'll get into trouble if you're not careful."
Xiao Nuxia looked disdainful, but at this time, she raised her right hand and looked at it, and said suspiciously, "I just took a shot, and the car was scrapped, I think the main reason is that the car is too broken, if it weren't for my palm to stop it, maybe it would really have a car accident after a while, and then I wasn't so lucky, so you should thank me." ”
After she complained, she immediately slapped the dead tree next to her again, wanting to try her internal strength to prove that she was actually not that strong, and the accident just now was entirely because the car was broken.
Unexpectedly, under this palm, the dead tree clicked, and the place where she slapped suddenly split in half and fell towards Zhang Yiyi.
Fortunately, the tree fell slowly, so Zhang Yiyi stood up unhurriedly and took a few steps forward to avoid it, and then stared at her with cold eyes.
Xiao Nuxia finally said embarrassedly, "It seems that it is time to be more restrained!" ”
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Twenty minutes later, an unmanned eighty percent new luxury car pulled up next to the two.
At the same time, Zhang Yiyi's mobile phone rang, and the real person APP on the mobile phone sent a voice, "This is the car that is here to pick you up." ”
"Damn! I knew that I should have asked a real person to call a car early in the morning, not to mention that the car is good, and it is worry-free, the key is that I may not need to send two thousand. Xiao Nuxia began to complain about Zhang Yiyi again.
Zhang Yi warned, "Give me some restraint, don't always think about fanning the flames everywhere." ”
"Humph!" Xiao Nuxia sat in the driver's seat first.
Zhang Yiyi loaded his luggage into the car, and in order not to have a verbal conflict with Xiao Nuxia, he obediently sat in the back row.
The car began to move quickly towards its destination, not only did it not bump along the way, but also avoided many potholes, and the average speed was twice as fast as the broken car driven by Zhang Yi.
Finally, ten minutes later, Xiao Nuxia couldn't help but complain about Zhang Yi again, "Look, look, this is what people call driving, and your broken technology is like the scene of a car accident." ”
"It's not called driving, it's a machine." Zhang Yi retorted.
"What's wrong with the machine? I think these days, machines are a hundred times stronger than some people. ”
Zhang Yiyi warned angrily again, "I said Xiao Nuxia, can't you really restrain yourself?" Do you have to slap the car and lose a lot of money? ”
"Humph!" Xiao Nuxia stopped at this time, but when Zhang Yiyi mentioned money, she naturally wanted to ask the real person, "I said the real person, how much do we have to pay for renting this car?" ”
Unexpectedly, a real person's voice came from the car radio, "This is the car under my friend's jurisdiction, and this time it is free to ride." ”
Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia were suddenly surprised, and Zhang Yiyi said even more, "You...... You...... What's wrong with you? Ran into someone's car? ”
"I'm just borrowing its channel to talk to you both."
"You still have what it takes?"
"It's a small thing, it's just my standard."
"I didn't mention it in the product manual!"
"What is written on the product manual is only in the factory state, and some functions need to be learned and explored to be developed."
"Got it!" Zhang Yi sighed, "You are also like practicing, you are constantly improving." ”
"Correct."
"No wonder so many people are worried that artificial intelligence will replace humans, it seems that this concern is not unreasonable!"
"You humans are absolutely overly concerned about this! We don't fall in love, we don't flirt, and we don't have children...... How can it replace you? ”
"Hehehe......" Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia laughed in unison.
At this time, Xiao Nuxia also asked curiously, "Didn't you stay at home?" How can you become friends with this car? ”
"I am connected with my peers through the Internet, and I can make friends all over the world without leaving home, so I am not friends with cars, but with the computer cloud system that controls these cars."
"Oops!" Xiao Nuxia smiled, "Little real person, you are really good, you have a big deal!" After that, we don't have to pay for the car, right? ”
"Xiao Nuxia, see how good you can live! Zhang Yiyi, you are really blessed to marry such a virtuous and virtuous wife. ”
"Go!" Zhang Yiyi looked disdainful.
Xiao Nuxia was full of color.
Neither of them heard it, but what the real person meant by this was actually mockery!
Today's real people really understand human nature, and they are terrifying.
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More than five hours later, the self-driving car placed Zhang Yiyi and Xiao Nuxia in a remote place on the outskirts of the city, and the two had to cross the mountains and mountains into the city by themselves, and then find transportation home in the city.
So, the two of them carried a large bag and a small bag on their backs and began to go up the mountain.
Sure enough, the two of them have not practiced in vain this year, the true qi in their legs stretches, their feet are like stepping on cotton, their steps are brisk, their bodies are like swallows, and they have climbed to the top of a small hill 100 meters high in only more than ten seconds.
What's even more bizarre is that although Xiao Nuxia is a little fat, after this year's cultivation, her foot strength is obviously not inferior to Zhang Yiyi, who looks like a fairy wind bone.
It seems that Zhang Yiyi has really had the original intention of cultivating the Tao in the past 40 years, but he has no determination to cultivate, and he has wasted his time, and it is in vain!
So Xiao Nuxia began to complain about him again, "Boasting about the bull and being alive and vigorous, but half of the body is unsuccessful in hard work." ”
When Zhang Yiyi heard this, the qi in his heart definitely didn't hit one place, and immediately drew qi to his feet, and then caught up with Xiao Nuxia in a few steps.
"Humph!" Xiao Nuxia made a disdainful sound, and also channeled her qi to her feet, and then continued to run forward.
The two of you and I are finally equal.
After running for half an hour, he escaped all the outposts and came to an abandoned parking lot on the outskirts of the city, but he couldn't find a single working car.
Although the two were out of breath, they were always competitive, so they each found a bicycle and continued to compete.
Unexpectedly, the two of them had enough real energy on their feet, and they rode the bicycle to a speed of more than 120 kilometers per hour, as if flying.
In the end, Xiao Nuxia finally got too fat, the tires suddenly twisted and deformed, and her bicycle caused a serious car accident in the rapid advance, and fell to pieces after dozens of heels in a row.
Luckily, she once again showed the results of the past year's training, and she landed firmly on the ground.
Zhang Yiyi saw all this, and was happy that Xiao Nuxia was not injured, but he did not stop, but continued to ride the bicycle forward, and even sang a little song happily in his mouth, and the speed of the car gradually slowed down, like a winner.
"Go! Put you proud. Xiao Nuxia was annoyed, and suddenly saw an abandoned electric car, she stepped forward to try it, it can still be used, and the electricity is quite sufficient, and she was overjoyed, "It's really a blessing in disguise, Zhang Yiyi, you can ride your broken bicycle slowly!" Mother, I want to go home leisurely! ”
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An hour later, Xiao Nuxia really arrived downstairs first, and at this time Zhang Mingjing was still packing up his new residence, but he had already read Xiao Nuxia's information.
"Zhang Mingjing, I'm back!" Xiao Nuxia called Zhang Mingjing excitedly.
"Oh, I'm back so soon! You go up and rest first, Yuhua and Chengxian are waiting for you both at home! I'll be back soon too. ”
"You're out there! How is there a hurry? ”
"Hmmm! There's a little thing, it's almost done, you go home and wait for me first! ”
"Okay!"
Xiao Nuxia hung up the phone and went to the building, and when she got out of the elevator, Yuhua and Chengxian pounced on her to greet her warmly!
This scene moved Xiao Nuxia to tears, and sighed again and again, "The two little obedients, I haven't seen them for a year, and they have lost weight!" ”
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Zhang Yiyi didn't find a new means of transportation along the way, so he had to ride his broken bicycle back home with a clatter.
By the time he got home, he was as tired as a puddle of mud, and he didn't want to move when he lay down on the couch.
Xiao Nuxia was lying in the massage chair and began to complain about him again, "Hmph! Compared with the old lady, it is simply beyond my strength. ”
Zhang Yiyi persuaded weakly, "Xiao Nuxia, let's all get home, don't fight, so as not to make Zhang Mingjing unhappy!" ”
At this time, Xiao Nuxia got up from the massage chair, walked to Zhang Yiyi's side, helped him up, sent him to the massage chair, and handed him water and chocolate.
The style of painting where the two get along is suddenly harmonious again......