Chapter 3: Prosperity
The flat head punch made me a little confused, and the whole person couldn't get up from lying on the ground.
Wangcai's guy didn't look like a dog, he was still lying on the sofa with a lazy look, logically speaking, shouldn't he go out and bite these two guys at this time?
"Boy! How dare you touch Anna! How fucking you dare to touch Anna! The flat head was red-faced, and his expression was a little irrational, "Lao Tzu hasn't even touched her hand, you dare to sleep with her!" ”
Every man has a slut in his heart, and I think this Anna is the slut in this flat heart.
"Not big brother...... If I do, I'll admit it, and you can do whatever you want with me! The point is, I really didn't do it! You can't wronged me! ”
"Are you kid insulting my IQ?"
"Big brother, don't talk nonsense with him! Just abolish him! The guy next to him directly took out a dagger and handed it to the flat head.
I'll go! This Nima!
I wanted to struggle, but I couldn't.
I turned my head to look at Wangcai, that guy, still looking like he didn't care about himself.
"Hey! Prosperous! Don't you think you should do something about it at this time? ”
"Do what?"
"Big brother! I'm also your master, shouldn't you go out of your way to save your master at this time? ”
"I think it's better for me as a dog not to claw in your human business."
"I'll go! I brought you home from the rain, didn't I? ”
"I didn't let you bring it, I was happy in the rain that day."
"I'll do it!"
Pingtou looked at me, then at Wangcai, and he patted me on the head, "Who are you talking to?" ”
"I ...... My dog, big brother. I laughed.
"Big brother, this guy won't give you a stupid beating, right? Or is he still playing tricks on you?! ”
Pingtou became more and more angry, he grabbed my left hand and slapped it on the ground fiercely, "Boy! Today I'll let you remember it a little longer, say! Which finger do you want?! ”
"That ......," I forced a smile, "big brother, are fingernails okay?" ”
Syllable!
I got another slap in the face.
It is often said that you don't hit smiling people when you reach out your hand, but when you meet these extremely vicious people, it's useless to say anything.
"Wangcai!"
"Alright, alright! I can help you, but you have to agree to two conditions first. ”
I'll go, this dog actually negotiated terms with me?
But at this moment, I can only compromise.
"Don't say two! Three, I promise you, too! ”
"You listen to me first, first, I want to eat chicken, you bought pork today, this is not good, you have to buy it again......"
Pingtou was furious, and stopped talking nonsense with me, and raised the knife in his hand to slash at my little finger.
"Wang! Wealth! ”
At the last moment, I saw Wangcai pounce like lightning, grinning his teeth, and biting the right hand of the flat head holding the knife.
"Wow!"
Flathead screamed, and the knife fell to the ground.
"You stinky dog!"
The man named Xiao Wu next to him was about to attack when he saw that his eldest brother was bitten, but he didn't want Wangcai to let go of his flat head, turned around, and bit Xiao Wu's thigh at once, which hurt Xiao Wu's facial features deformed.
I immediately picked up the knife on the ground and rushed out, took a deep breath, closed my eyes, sank into the dantian, and opened my eyes, "Help!" Life! Yes! ”
In the end, with the help of the neighbors, the two guys were subdued, and ten minutes later, the people's police arrived at the scene and took the two guys away.
I took Wangcai to the vegetable market and asked him to pick a fat chicken by himself, which was regarded as repaying it and fulfilling my promise to it, but the chicken seller looked at me and Wangcai with a strange face, I think he must have thought I was crazy, and kept talking to himself to a dog.
To ease the embarrassment, I handed him a business card.
The boss looked at my business card with a cigarette in his mouth, "What? Pet communicator? Can you still communicate with your pet? It's really rare, then you communicate with these chickens of mine, ask them, who doesn't want to die, I can do some good deeds and let them go. ”
I smiled dryly and said that chickens are poultry, not pets.
The boss took a puff of cigarette and looked at Wangcai beside me, "Then you are not a poultry but a pet, a local dog?" You'll be able to communicate with it? ”
"What's so bad about being a pet?" Wangcai yawned lazily, "It's better than these chickens, let them be slaughtered." ”
The chicken was killed, and I stopped talking nonsense with the boss, gave the money and left, only to hear the boss muttering behind my back that there was really a profession to cheat money these days.
When I got home, I watched Wangcai eat a chicken, and to be honest, seeing it so delicious that I also wanted to taste what it tasted like.
Wangcai stood up and faced me, "Okay, I'm also full, now it's time to talk to you about my second condition." ”
This guy! I wish I couldn't hear it at all.
"Huh? What do you say? I seem to have a bad ear, damn it, I can't hear you, right? "I deliberately plucked my ears out with all my might.
Uh-woo~ Wangcai bared his teeth and lashed at me, "Silly big man, don't pretend to be stupid with me!" I know you humans love not to keep your word! Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death! ”
"Just kidding! Joke! You kid! Why isn't it humorous at all! I quickly smiled, "You say! I can promise you anything! ”
Isn't it just a dog, what can it ask for other than eating, drinking, lazing and mating? It's impossible for me to take it around the world, I haven't swam out of this city yet.
Wangcai sat there, serious, like a person, "I want to become...... The boss of the area. ”
What?! I had some doubts that there was something wrong with my hearing, "What are you talking about?!" The boss of the area? What do you mean? ”
"We dogs are the same as you humans, there are also three, six, nine, etc., and there is also a social system, but ours is much simpler, the city is divided into three major districts, the north of the city, the middle of the city, and the south of the city, each of which is divided into many small areas centered on each community, and each area has a boss, which is the leader of the dog pack in this area."
I touched my chin and carefully reflected on Wangcai's words, "I'll go, I didn't expect your dog world to be really social." ”
"With your help, I will definitely become the boss of this district."
"That's it." I thought, "What's the benefit of you becoming the boss of this district?" Our human society has become the big brother, there are rich and women, you have become the boss, what can the dogs do if they listen to you? Now that you are basically pets, you don't have to worry about food, clothing, or mating, so what if you're the boss? ”
"Uh......" seems to be my question to Wangcai, and it uh for a long time, "You're right, what can you do if you become the boss?" Wrong! ”
Woof!
Wangcai shouted at me, "Don't use your human thinking to interfere with me, this is the glory of our dog world, becoming the boss is the most important thing in my dog life, and besides, I use it to ......"
Jingle Bell ...... My phone rang and it was an unfamiliar number on the screen.
"Excuse me, I'll answer the phone."
I pressed the answer button, and a woman's voice came from inside.
"Hello, is it the Chi Yiheng consultant from the Perseverance Pet Counseling Center?"
"Yes, you are?"
"Hello, I have something I want you to help with, I'm at the door of your company right now."
"I'm not in the company." I looked at the time, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening, "That's not tomorrow, it's not early today." ”
"No, I'm really in a hurry, please come here, I can send someone to drive you up, you give me the address, and send you home when you go back."
"No, no, no, in this way, you wait a while, I'll be there soon!"
Today's fuss has made me afraid to let people know my address casually.
I said to Wangcai while getting dressed, since I promised you this, I will definitely do it, I want to earn money now, you can sleep by yourself first.
Wangcai snorted and lay down in the nest.
I went out and scratched my head, damn it, why do I feel more and more that this guy Wangcai is not my pet, but I myself have become its slave.
Ten minutes later, I met the anxious gold lord, a woman in her early fifties, dressed in luxury, judging from her clothes and temperament, she was not an ordinary person, and her background was by no means simple.
I poured her a glass of water and said very politely, "That...... What is Miss called? ”
The woman waved her hand, "Master Chi is really good at talking, Miss, I'm this age, you can call me Mrs. Qin." ”
"Then Mrs. Qin, I don't know if there is anything I can help you?"
"My son is gone."
"Your son is missing?" I smiled awkwardly, "You have to call the police if this person is missing!" It's a big ......."
Before I could finish speaking, Mrs. Qin took out a photo from her bag and handed it to me, which showed a pug dog.
After doing it for a long time, it turned out to be for me to find a dog, I went, to be honest, I took a few customers, I either said that the dog was in a bad mood and was distracted, and he would come back in a few days; Either the dog is terminally ill and doesn't want them to be sad, so he finds a place to sleep by himself...... Anyway, I took the money every time, I don't know if the dog was found, I just know that at least it makes those who lost the dog feel better.
"The meat has been lost for three days, I am too anxious and there is no way, I asked a lot of people to help but did not find it, someone told me that you have this ability, you will definitely be able to find the dog, so I came to you, I hope you must help me." Mrs. Qin's face was full of hope.
I smiled awkwardly, "This...... Mrs. Qin, looking for a dog ......"
"As long as you can help me find my son, I'll give you a million!"
"How much?! Million?! Actually, Mrs. Qin, looking for a dog is not a problem for me at all. "A million reward, I have no reason to refuse! Besides, I have the capital now because I can communicate with dogs.
"Really?!" Mrs. Qin was very excited, "I'll pay you a deposit first." ”
She quickly wrote a check for 100,000 yuan and handed it to me, and I was about to take it, but she withdrew her hand, her face gloomy: "But Master Chi, let's talk ugly ahead, if you can't find meat......"
I swallowed, and her expression told me that if I couldn't find her dog, the consequences would be serious.