I think I must be crazy, Wangcai is talking to me?

I was so frightened that I ran to the side and stared directly at Wangcai.

"Wouldn't it? Can this guy really hear me? ”

Damn it!

I rushed out of the door, but behind me was Wangcai's voice, like a ghost, "Sick!" Feed! Idiot! Come back! I haven't eaten yet! Feed! ”

I was sitting in my shorts in the small shop at the entrance of the community, and it was the height of summer, and no one looked at me strangely.

I took a pack of cigarettes on credit to the proprietress and smoked them one by one, feeling calm for a long time.

Damn, am I having a problem with my head? Just now I really heard Wangcai talking, could it be that Wangcai has become a refinement? Dogs?!

"Hey, did you hear that?"

"What?"

"The Erha and Mimi on the thirteenth floor are getting better!"

"What? How can it be! ”

"Really! I saw it with my own eyes that afternoon! ”

"I'll go! Then I have to tell the old man next door when I go back! ”

The cigarette in my hand fell to the ground, just now, two aunts each led two pet dogs in front of me, the conversation just now was not from their mouths, but the two pet dogs!

I ran like crazy and ran to the center of the complex, where people walking their dogs gathered.

"Did your idiot master bathe you lately?"

"Wash your fart! He doesn't take a shower himself! ”

"Did you hear that the wild dogs nearby bit the Tibetan mastiff on the tenth floor?"

"Real Fake ......"

"I'll go, that thinks it's who, it's just a VIP, it thinks it's Teddy......"

I crouched on the ground with my head covered, and my ears were full of dogs chattering......

"Nope! No! No! "I shouted, my hands up to the sky, and I thought, I'm crazy.

Everyone looked at me, including all the dogs.

"Who is this stupid X."

"It seems to be the owner of the foreign dog on the ninth floor."

"I'll go, what a stupid X"

"The dog is stupid, and the owner is stupid."

……

"Hey, isn't this a small pond on the ninth floor, what's wrong?"

Sister Wang of the neighborhood committee helped me up, with a kind smile on her face, "What's wrong?" What's going on? This person, the road of life will not be so smooth, no matter what happens, you must calm down first, think about it carefully, what's the big deal, come, tell my aunt what's wrong. ”

I looked at Aunt Wang's kind face, which seemed to shine under the sun.

I couldn't help but say, "Auntie, you really look like Jesus." ”

But Aunt Wang's words reminded me that I can hear the dog talking, what's the big deal? Yes, I'm a pet communicator, so wouldn't I be even better at communicating with dogs?

Although it was still a little unacceptable, I calmed down and went home.

Pushing open the door, Wangcai ran over and threw himself at me as usual to show his closeness.

But this time I heard it say: This stupid X is finally back, forget it, hurry up and get me something to eat.

I swallowed and tried to have my first deep conversation with it: "That...... Wangcai, are you calling me stupid. ”

Wangcai looked at me with an innocent expression, stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, "No, this guy can really hear me?" ”

"Yes......" my hands trembled a little unconsciously, "I can hear you!" ”

Woof!

Wangcai screamed and spun around the room, "I'll go!" This guy can really hear me! It's fucking amazing! ”

"Wait! Wangcai, I can hear you, is this worth being so happy about? ”

Wangcai stopped and looked at me, "That's right, what's there to be happy about?" I'm so hungry, hurry up and get me something to eat, I'm going to starve to death. ”

I filled his bowl with dog food, and he devoured it, saying as he ate, "Hey, I don't really like eating this thing, can we get some meat to eat next time?" ”

I sat on the couch a little uncomfortably, looking at Wangcai, who was supposed to be a cute animal that now frightened me a little for some reason.

"That Wangcai...... I want to ask you two things. ”

"Just ask."

"First, why don't you speak?"

"Nonsense, you call when you speak?"

"No, I mean, aren't you supposed to be babbling?"

Wangcai turned his head to look at me, then continued to turn his head and eat, "Wang is just the way we shout, just like you shout when you are afraid or happy, we have our own communication channel when we speak, you should not be able to hear it, just like a bat or a fish, yes, how can you receive our channel?" ”

I subconsciously plucked my ears, "I don't know, that's it when I wake up, by the way, last night...... I ...... with that girl."

"You mean the girl in black? She puts you on the bed, takes a shower and leaves. ”

"Huh?" I scratched my head and looked at the underwear on the bed, "That ......"

"Oh, she licked you before she left."

Lick me? I guess it meant to kiss me.

I took out my phone, clicked on Anna's avatar, thought about it, and quickly called: I drank too much last night, didn't I do anything to you?

Then I saw a red exclamation mark that said: Anna turned on friend verification, you are not his or her friend yet. Please send a friend verification ...... first

I'll go...... It's really a "battleable clan", but nothing happened last night, why did she delete me? Was it because I was drunk and nothing happened to her that she was disappointed?

The phone rang, it was an unfamiliar number, I picked it up, it turned out to be a customer who made an appointment yesterday, and it was already at the door of my company.

I hurriedly made amends to him, and asked him to wait at the door for a while and I will be there shortly.

After hanging up the phone, I immediately dressed up, Wangcai was full, lying on the sofa and looking at me with his head drooped as usual.

"A fool dressing, a fool shaving, a fool fool......" It seemed to be singing, a song I had never heard before.

"I'm sorry, Wangcai, are you scolding me?"

"Oh no, I just wanted to see if you could actually hear me."

I swallowed, buttoned the last button, and prepared to go out.

"Hey! Bring me some meat to eat in the evening! ”

I looked at Wangcai and had an indescribable feeling, "That...... Yes! I'm leaving! ”

"Come back early, hey, it's another boring day."

Closing the door, I'm still a little confused, damn it, am I crazy? I'm talking to a dog?

The client is a young woman in her early thirties, wearing heavy makeup, although she looks a little old, but she still has charm.

"Master, recently my boss doesn't know why he doesn't get close to me, and he still doesn't eat, I took it to the doctor, and the doctor couldn't find out the problem, saying that everything is normal, I can't help but come to you?"

As soon as the young woman opened her mouth, she had a Taiwanese accent, and the anger that did not match her age made me a little uncomfortable.

Her dog, a schnauzer, didn't seem to be very close to her, lying on the edge of the table with his head drooping.

"It's annoying that this stupid is torturing me again."

I swallowed, do these dogs like to call their owners stupid.

"That Miss Jiang, you wait, I'll try to communicate with your dog."

I said as usual and wanted to pretend to communicate with the dog, but the schnauzer suddenly stood up when he saw me approaching, "Don't come here!" Idiot! I'm dizzy from the smell of this! Get away from me! It's so hot, you're so close! ”

"That...... Miss Jiang, your dog said that it was a little unbearable because of your fox smell, and the weather was hot, you know, pay attention to personal hygiene. ”

I don't know how to drop it, but these words just blurted out.

"What did you say?!"

Miss Jiang and her dog looked at me together, one person and one dog, and their eyes were full of strange looks.

"Uh...... That one...... I ......, "I don't know how to alleviate this embarrassment."

Miss Jiang's face was gloomy, "What kind of bullshit master are you!" You're the only one who smells like a fox! Your whole family has fox stink! ”

After saying that, she hugged the dog and turned away, and her dog was held in her arms, unable to struggle, "Let go of me!" Stinky! Smoke me to death! ”

I sighed and sat down in my chair.

People are like this, they are more willing to listen to lies, but they can't accept the truth, I can't do business in this state today, I have to go back and adjust my heartbeat.

After closing the door, I didn't go home directly, but went to the butcher shop to buy a few taels of meat, I don't know why, after being able to communicate with Wangcai, I always felt that my relationship with it was no longer as simple as the owner and pet.

Pushing open the door, Wangcai no longer pounced as usual, but lay there lazily, and said directly, "You're back, so early?" ”

I hummed and tossed the meat to it, "Eat it yourself." ”

Knock knock knock...... There was a knock on the door.

Who is it!

I scratched my head, really, it wasn't time to pay the rent, I pushed the door open, and two figures jumped in at once, and a force quickly pushed me to the ground and pressed me to the ground.

"What's the situation? Robbery?! ”

"Don't make noise! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you! ”

"Big brother, big brother! If you want money, just say it, leave me a little life! I immediately begged for mercy: "It's just that I don't have much money!" I have five hundred in my pocket, take it if you want!" Feel relieved! I have never seen you! ”

"Little Five! Pull him up! ”

"Okay, Brother Wang!"

There were two people who broke into my house, and judging by their appearance and clothing, they were both social people.

"Boy! We're not here to rob money, we never do anything illegal! ”

I hurriedly smiled and said, "Those two big brothers, you are ......"

"I ask you! Did you sleep with her last night? "The flat head known as Brother Wang looked at me with a gloomy face, as if he was going to eat me.

"She? Who is it? ”

"Anna! Tian Anna! ”

I'll go...... So that's what happened.

"Big brother, big brother! I'll tell you the truth! I really didn't sleep with her! The conscience of heaven and earth, big brother! I absolutely didn't! I swear! If you don't believe it, go to this community to inquire, I'm famous for not being able to lie, and I am known as an honest and reliable Xiaolangjun who is known as iron tooth copper tooth gold and gold for honesty. ”

"No?!" Flathead was a little unconvinced.

"Brother Wang, look! In bed! ”

Dry! Anna's black lingerie was still in bed, and I really couldn't figure out why this was leaving this thing to me.

Flathead had an angry face and gasped, "Boy, are you fooling me?!" Yes! You and I are a mallet?! Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you! ”

"Really big brother! It's true! I didn't sleep with her! I drank too much last night! She just sent me back! We didn't do anything! Don't believe you ask about it! ”

After I finished speaking, I pointed to Wangcai.

Damn it...... I regretted it after saying that, my actions were simply self-defeating.

"Trick me!"

Syllable!

The flat-headed fist slammed into my head, and I felt like the whole world was spinning.