Chapter 56: Knife slap ex-boyfriend
A stupid woman seemed to be going to disappoint Quan Yu all the time, and when she saw that she told a certain man that "the man in Jin Yong's play" was defeated, she immediately changed the topic and asked:
"What about the woman? Jin Yong's woman, who do you like the most? ”
"Guess!"
"Can't guess! Say it! ”
I thought to myself, if the old lady could guess what you were thinking, would you end up in such a field?
"Do you need to ask?" A certain man glanced at me and said beautifully, "A hundred flowers compete for beauty, only Zhao Min is the only fragrance!" ”
I'm a little surprised, don't all men like the types of Princess Xiangxiang, Xiao Zhao, and Guo Xiang? How is Zhao Min?
However, the old lady also likes Zhao Min very much!
"Oh~~ It turns out that you like the county lord!"
I deliberately diverted the focus and deliberately led to the topic of identity. I thought he would sneer at him, but who knows......
Kwon Hyuk turned around and looked at me obsessively, and said affectionately:
"Aren't you Zhao Min? If you don't let the young grandmother of the Fang family do it, you want to raise a little white face? ”
"......" I'm embarrassed, a little at a loss.
is still a little embarrassed, after all, before I met him, I didn't agree to the Fang family's proposal.
Although it was a little "broken jar" psychology at that time, I had to admit that I didn't love Fang Shaoyang and agreed to marry, in the eyes of others, it was a bit "clinging to the powerful", no wonder Mi Li deliberately misunderstood me.
"But, you're not Zhao Min either! Is she as wise and courageous as she is? Kwon Hyuk changed his words again, glanced at me, and said with a deflated mouth.
Speaking of "wisdom", I was completely discouraged, and I can't remember the first time I was sprayed by him.
Although I really want to say that I am not without courage, I can dare to love and hate like Zhao Min, and move forward bravely, but I also hate women who are cowardly. But it's really not as smart as Zhao Min, her great wisdom is what the old lady dreams of!
"Okay, I won't talk to you about Jin Yong, can I eat garlic?" A man changed the subject and took out two cucumbers from the refrigerator.
"It's your business!"
I'm still annoyed, and I didn't take advantage of it from start to finish. Especially now, it's clear that he's sorry for me, but he can still make me deflated?
What a fucking unwillingness!
"Hehe, if you can't eat garlic, then you won't have a good mouth tonight!" Kwon Hyuk ignored my rudeness, with a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth, and said leisurely, "Master, this dish, I guarantee that you want to eat it as soon as you hear the name of the dish!" ”
I couldn't help but wonder, "What's the name?" ”
"Knife slap ex-boyfriend!" He winked at me mysteriously and smiled, and spoke in astonishment.
"......" I was confused.
"Say, does the name of this dish win your heart?" The thing picked up his hand and hooked his lips and smiled, with a look of contempt.
made the old lady angry, and also picked up her hand and squinted at him coldly, and said angrily:
"That's right! A certain scumbag is a negative man, and the old lady really wants to slap him to death! ”
Kwon Hyuk touched the tip of his nose, held back the snicker at the corner of his mouth, walked over and got a little closer, tilted his head and looked at me:
"Then this dish, or you will make it?"
"......" I was stunned again, I couldn't answer for a while, I didn't know what his "knife slapping ex-boyfriend" was!
Could it be true that the old lady stabbed him to death? !
"Huh? Don't know the recipe? Kwon Hyuk continued to purse his lips and snicker.
"......" the old lady nodded very embarrassedly.
"Okay, let the master teach you!"
He sneered, but gently grabbed my wrist and pulled me to the board.
Stand behind me and adjust my posture: my chest is close to my back, my arms are wrapped around and my two stinky paws gently hold my hands, and then I pick up the knife with my big hands and small hands and start working, while explaining in a slightly charming tone,
"The so-called 'knife slapping ex-boyfriend' is actually shooting cucumbers!"
"......" I poured.
Can you talk any more nonsense?!
"After slapping him to a blur of flesh and blood, add some garlic and peppers......"
What a ridiculous scene!
It seems that he has returned to the Hilton room on the day of his first acquaintance, and he is like a departure behind him, breathing gracefully and charmingly, but what he says is so piercing?
And I was infinitely nervous, sweaty palms, restless inside, and mouthful......
I really wanted to turn around and hug him suddenly, and tell him: Whether you are Fan Li or Chen Jialuo, Mi Sa loves you to death, and I don't want to slap you at all, I just want to love you and want you......
Kwon Hyuk, don't let me die, okay?
But it can't be done!
Perhaps, my natural stubbornness prevents me from "making a mistake" again;
Perhaps, in front of Kwon Hyuk, I will always feel inferior;
Even though I felt something hard in my lower back, I wondered if he had the same desire as me. But behind him, he was still pretending to be angry and saying:
"Garlic and chili peppers aren't enough, light soy sauce and vinegar are also indispensable! So many fierce ingredients are added together, hum, pickling can't kill him! ”
The last few words inspired me, and I swallowed desperately, and I forced myself to answer in a cold tone:
"That's right, it's time to castrate him!"
As the words fell, Kwon Hyuk's hands stopped, then slowly let go of my hand and gently turned me to face him. After staring at me with affection and helplessness on his face for a moment, he picked up the props on the board and handed them to me:
"Please!"
Saying that, he deliberately looked down at himself somewhere?
Meaning "Please castrate him with a knife now"?
I sneered bitterly, directly ignoring the sincere apology in his pupils, and only felt that he could "do"!
"What are you pretending to be?! If you are castrated, the old lady will have to bear legal responsibility, and she can't get it! Saying indignantly, I picked up my hand and turned my head coldly to look to the side, disdainful of facing him again.
Kwon Hyuk snorted and smiled bitterly, then took a deep breath, grinned and joked, and touched my head:
"Hehe, that's good! Got smarter again? ”
"Dead open!"
I didn't have the courage to open his hand, only to feel that he was inexplicable!
Kwon Hyuk is gentle by nature, and as always, he doesn't care about these, and continues to smile and hint:
"So, the best attitude towards an ex is to laugh it off, right?"
No matter how stupid I am, I can't just get into it.
So he raised his hand and raised his chin to face him, forcing him to retreat step by step, and replied with righteous words:
"Sorry! The old lady is not a Mona Lisa and does not smile at everyone. ”
"......" Kwon Hyuk was sprayed, frowning and looking at me helplessly. Leaning against the bar behind you with your legs crossed, looking a little deflated?
I glanced at him and didn't bother to bother with it, snatched the props from his hand, turned around and returned to the board, and obediently made the dish of "slapping my ex-boyfriend".
Smack!
Smack!
With a knife fall, the two cucumbers were fiercely lined up into a thin puree......
Kwon Hyuk behind him may have wanted to resolve the embarrassment, and after taking out some more ingredients from the refrigerator, he stood beside me with a stinky and shameless face, and said with a smile:
"You can't be idle! If you make a 'knife slap ex-boyfriend', then I'll make a 'little fresh meat in the wind', how about it? ”
"...... "Get out!" Not so!
"Speaking of this dish, the key is this wind, not too cold!" Ignoring the old lady's anger, this thing said to herself triumphantly, "If the autumn wind is blowing, then the little fresh meat must not freeze to death?" ”
"...... "Hmph, I'd better freeze you to death!"
No, Xiao Xianrou shouldn't be referring to himself, right?
Could it be, Kwon Yu?
"Add some chili pepper and it won't be cold!"
His stinky paws deliberately reached out in front of me, grabbed a handful of peppers and didn't take them? Continue to talk to yourself,
"But it's too spicy, right? What should I do if the little fresh meat is burned to death? Tut-tut, cooking is the same as being a human being, it's difficult! ”
Forced to chatter like a Tang monk, is there no end?!
"What do you mean?!" I shoved his stinky arm away, put down the knife on the ground, and sprayed at him with a red glow of rage.
"Yo, why are you still angry?"
Kwon Hyuk pretended to be startled, put down the chili pepper in his hand, opened the ingredients wrapped in plastic wrap with a smile, and explained,
"I said enoki mushroom fried meat, not you! Don't think too much! ”
I frowned and wondered: "Your little fresh meat in the wind, could it be that it is fried pork slices with enoki mushrooms?" ”
"Or else?"
He turned his head and winked at me and smiled, washed the enoki mushrooms and patted them one by one, brought them to me, put away the smile on his face, and pretended to be affectionate.
"Look, this wisp of enoki mushroom, doesn't it look like the wind is blowing?"
"......" The old lady didn't answer, staring at him resentfully, waiting coldly for his next trick.
Kwon Hyuk ignored it, put a large piece of washed pork on top of the enoki mushroom, and continued to speak:
"So, who is this little fresh meat?"
"You?!"
The old lady gritted her teeth in anger, always feeling that he was stirring up trouble, and insinuated that I had a leg with Quan Yu. And he turned around and humiliated me, even though he had caused this leg himself?
You say it's infuriating?!
"It's me?" A certain man was still guilty there, pretending to be surprised and clarifying, "NONONO, Quan Hedu has a twenty-six old bacon, how can he be qualified to call himself a little fresh meat?" ”
I blew my hair, and a lunge rushed forward and spat at him:
"The surname is right, say what you want to say directly! Do you need to go around like this?! ”
The tigress's aura finally had to "shake him" once......
I saw Kwon Hyuk immediately put away his disguise, glanced at me extremely helplessly, turned around and put down the plate in his hand, and then suddenly stretched his face and approached me, and asked sharply:
"Say! Did the little fresh meat get into the wind? ”
Enter????
How to listen and how dirty!
So I simply made my face thicker, and replied angrily:
"Don't you know?! Your baby brother is here, isn't there no secret at all?! ”
Kwon Hyuk directly ignored my anger, slowly bent down and put his deadly weapon, that beautiful and seductive face, under my eyelids, and pretended to blink his eyes cutely, pretending to be innocent and asked:
"In? The power is in your heart? ”
"Get out!"
I tried to push the beast away, but he slammed it on the refrigerator door.
Kwon Hyuk looked like he had been suppressed for a long time and was about to explode, staring at me with evil and even a little fierce eyes, his breathing became more and more rapid, and his beautiful face became more and more crimson......
At this moment, he is like a demon lord in the fantasy world!
His breathing was so short, but he wanted to ask in such a helpless tone:
"Say, is Quan Yu in? Tell me, have you ever been there? ”
It turns out that he is doing so much, and he is a knife to shoot his ex-boyfriend, and he is a little fresh meat in the wind......
Just wanted to ask this?
Beast!